Well, I've officially filed a complaint against my coworker.
Legit almost killed me twice today.
First time, he was holding a freaking knife straight out and walking down a hallway. I rounded a corner and barely missed it.
Second time, he "handed"(dropped) me a bucket of water while I was trying to adjust the broaster. Not exactly sure what would happen, but water and boiling oil usually don't go well together.