Hero: Well,i can Beat this Game in this Mode
(1 Hour Later,Food & Water Just Have 5 Units,Life Indicator Are Bad With Highest Hunger & Thirst,Have Diseases & Terrible Body Condition) Hero: (Gulp) What i have to do???
(Very Easy Difficulty) Merchant: This HP Bottle just cost 5G per item M.Archer: How much i sell it? Merchant: It cost 50G per item M.Archer: Alright,i buy 50
(Very Hard Difficulty) Merchant: This HP Bottle cost 100G per item M.Archer: How much i sell it? Merchant: 5G M.Archer: (Mouth Bleeding)
Guild Leader: Ladies,you got a Job for today. You have to Battle with Marauder,only Female must to this Job. F.Magic Knight: So,only Female can do this? Heroine: I can't wait for this! Gunner Lady: Well,i can use the Seduction Skill to them,It's effective for Male Target F.Knight: You always use that?
M.Figher: I want to sell this Stone Fence: Then...i can buy you 1500G M.Figher: It's Deal!
(3 Days Later) F.Fighter: M.Figher,Do you know about Stone that Mayor keep it in his Office? It's missing M.Figher: Ahh,is that so... (Actually,i Stole it and Sell it to the Fence a few Days ago)
F.Mage: Phew...after finishing the Gathering Quest,i can take a break with my Phone. Let's see,what's new in the Fan Art Gallery
(3 Minutes Later,The Fan Art Of F.Healer & F.Mage Pecking Each Other Appeared) F.Mage: (Spit The Water) WHAT THE HELL!!!
(Meanwhile) M.Knight: (Nosebleeding) Nice Scenery!
M.Healer: You got a Bunch of Chocolate in 1 day? M.Mage: Also,you got 6 Bottles of Wine Gunner: Back there,i was the Object of the Womens in the World. They want me to be her Lover,even to be her Husband. now,they always Chase me like a Pack of Hungry Wolfs,but I don't mind M.Healer: Idk why,i'm so Jealous to you M.Mage: Me too
F.Healer: Hero,I made the Homemade Chocolate for you. I hope you like it Hero: Thanks. It's so Tasty when you make it F.Healer: Aww,Please. It's so embarassing
(In Distand) Heroine: That F.Healer...How dare she Approach to my Hero,I'm sooo Angry!!!
F.Archer: M.Knight,I made the Chocolate as token of our Friendship M.Knight: Thanks,you're the Best! F.Mage: M.Knight,i made the Chocolate by myself just for you
(A Charcoal Like Chocolate) F.Archer: What the...
(M.Knight Eat The F.Mage's Chocolate) M.Knight It's too hard to Chew,and it's Bitter like Charcoal
Plumber Hero: Hero,i want you to Join us to the Smash Fight,are you interest? Hero: What my Reward? Plumber Hero: There's no Reward,but you'll be Chosen by the Player to Fight Hero: Whatever,I'm in
(1 Week Later) F.Knight: (Playing Switch) Wait a Sec...I saw that Guy,it's...HERO???
Gunner Lady: (Angry) This is Bullsh*t! M.Archer: What's going on? Gunner Lady: They Ban me just because my Armor. It's not fair! M.Archer: Can i show it?
(Gunner Lady Using The Super Mini Armor) M.Archer: (Nosebleed) Of Course They Ban you Because That!!!
Hero: Hey,look! Some Artist will Remake us to 3D! M.Knight: Really? Then i hope they make me so Cool & Handsome Heroine: I hope they make me Cute & Sexy,too
(6 Months Later,The 3D Model Are Revealed With Unexpected Yet Horrible Model) Hero: (Spit The Water) M.Knight: What the Hell?! Heroine: I'm Dissapointed...
I am adamant about not having missable quests, which means having to write entirely new scenes at each plot progression that takes into account that time and events have passed since the quest could first be accepted while still having there be a quest to solve in the first place. It's worth every second.