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  • --- Stolen Item ---

    M.Figher: I want to sell this Stone
    Fence: Then...i can buy you 1500G
    M.Figher: It's Deal!
    (3 Days Later)
    F.Fighter: M.Figher,Do you know about Stone that Mayor keep it in his Office? It's missing
    M.Figher: Ahh,is that so... (Actually,i Stole it and Sell it to the Fence a few Days ago)
    Ami
    Ami
    For you don't know what Fence: he's acting as Merchant,but he can buy your Stolen Items
    Originated from Elder Scrolls Series
    --- Fan Art ---

    F.Mage: Phew...after finishing the Gathering Quest,i can take a break with my Phone. Let's see,what's new in the Fan Art Gallery
    (3 Minutes Later,The Fan Art Of F.Healer & F.Mage Pecking Each Other Appeared)
    F.Mage: (Spit The Water) WHAT THE HELL!!!
    (Meanwhile)
    M.Knight: (Nosebleeding) Nice Scenery!
    --- Here ---

    Hero: Hey,did you see it?
    F.Magic Knight: What?
    Hero: Look at the Here
    Hero: You already see what i mean. Not just you,the Reader are Curious what inside is
    F.Magic Knight: Wait a sec,am i Breaking the 4th Wall?
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    Hero: No... you're not breaking the 4th wall... but i do though :D.
    F.Magic Knight:
    Code:
    Executing Elimination Protocol Code XY32150

    Hero ERASED from the code

    F.Magic Knight:
    *Blank* Wait... What happen? Where's Hero? Wait... Who's Hero?
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    Game Dev: He's become self aware, I better deal with that before he leaks the game online.:vxmegane:
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    * Somewhere in the NET *
    Hero
    : Thank God I managed to clone ourself and let them take our position in that game...
    NOW WE'RE FREE !!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    F.Magic Knight
    : Yeah... mission accomplished... but why does you sound more like Demon Lord instead of a Hero now?
    --- Ladies Man ---

    M.Healer: You got a Bunch of Chocolate in 1 day?
    M.Mage: Also,you got 6 Bottles of Wine
    Gunner: Back there,i was the Object of the Womens in the World. They want me to be her Lover,even to be her Husband. now,they always Chase me like a Pack of Hungry Wolfs,but I don't mind
    M.Healer: Idk why,i'm so Jealous to you
    M.Mage: Me too
    --- Jelaous ---

    F.Healer: Hero,I made the Homemade Chocolate for you. I hope you like it
    Hero: Thanks. It's so Tasty when you make it
    F.Healer: Aww,Please. It's so embarassing
    (In Distand)
    Heroine: That F.Healer...How dare she Approach to my Hero,I'm sooo Angry!!!
    --- Chocolate ---

    F.Archer: M.Knight,I made the Chocolate as token of our Friendship
    M.Knight: Thanks,you're the Best!
    F.Mage: M.Knight,i made the Chocolate by myself just for you
    (A Charcoal Like Chocolate)
    F.Archer: What the...
    (M.Knight Eat The F.Mage's Chocolate)
    M.Knight It's too hard to Chew,and it's Bitter like Charcoal
    Alador
    Alador
    I do love charcolate-
    --- Smash Invitation ---

    Plumber Hero: Hero,i want you to Join us to the Smash Fight,are you interest?
    Hero: What my Reward?
    Plumber Hero: There's no Reward,but you'll be Chosen by the Player to Fight
    Hero: Whatever,I'm in
    (1 Week Later)
    F.Knight: (Playing Switch) Wait a Sec...I saw that Guy,it's...HERO???
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    Hero: Haha, I shall be unstoppable in the Smash Fight game!
    Sephiroth: *exists*
    Hero: o_O This guy's sword is ginormous!!
    Pumber Hero: Yeah, tell me about it, I almost got impaled! D:
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    Hero vs Kirby
    Hero
    : That dude look so cute... so pink... and so weak...
    Hero got eaten by Kirby
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    --- Banned ---

    Gunner Lady: (Angry) This is Bullsh*t!
    M.Archer: What's going on?
    Gunner Lady: They Ban me just because my Armor. It's not fair!
    M.Archer: Can i show it?
    (Gunner Lady Using The Super Mini Armor)
    M.Archer: (Nosebleed) Of Course They Ban you Because That!!!
    That Dried Flower in MV Graphic, Actually isn't Dried Flower. It's like Hanged Garlics and Sausages
    --- Remake ---

    Hero: Hey,look! Some Artist will Remake us to 3D!
    M.Knight: Really? Then i hope they make me so Cool & Handsome
    Heroine: I hope they make me Cute & Sexy,too
    (6 Months Later,The 3D Model Are Revealed With Unexpected Yet Horrible Model)
    Hero: (Spit The Water)
    M.Knight: What the Hell?!
    Heroine: I'm Dissapointed...
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    Ami
    Reminds me of Tales Of Hearts with 3DCG Version,Its really horrible than the Anime CG
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    Imagine you (as Miner) Sleep in the Cave,the other side is a Bunch of Golds,how d'you feel?
    --- Top Up ---

    Merchant: Diamond Sword cost 100 Diamonds
    F.Magic Knight
    : I don't have Diamonds,what should we do?
    M.Knight: I don't have any choice,i have to Buy Diamonds with my Card
    F.Magic Knight
    : You do?
    (M.Knight's Balance Just Have 1.25)
    M.Knight: (Chuckle) Maybe,later…
    Got new Inspiration of Quest after play Far Cry 2 and Elder Scrolls Oblivion (I beat the Story…Ended with my Hero be Vampire),Back to Work!
    --- Handling The Loot ---

    (Gunner Lady Got Whiskey)
    Gunner Lady: Seriously? This item is a Trash for me. I leave it
    F.Mage: No,just keep it! Someday we got a Good Prices of this Item
    Gunner: Just leave it to me,Ladies (Take The Whiskey Then Drink It)
    Ami
    Ami
    Gunner: If you found the same Item like this,i can handle it
    Gunner Lady: By drink it? That's not good,honey
    F.Mage: My Golds…
    --- Difficulty Selection ---

    M.Archer: It's the Difficulty Selection. Depending your Ability to play
    F.Archer: Please don't set to be Very Hard!
    M.Knight: Gimme a Trick. When i set to Very Hard,then go Down again
    (Reset Very Hard To Be Very Easy)
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    M.Knight: Then go Down again... press enter...
    (Hell difficulty chosen)
    --- Disassemble ---

    Hero: What are you doing?
    M.Magic Knight: Disassembling the Item to be something Useful,like Iron Sword Disassemble to be Iron Ingots
    Hero
    : That's so fun! Can you Disassemble this? (Heal Bottle S)
    M.Magic Knight: That could be done with Alchemist!
    --- Sneaky ---

    Gunner (Whisper): It's the Sleeping Forest Ogre. Waking him up will cause the Huge problem
    Hero (Whisper): What's our Plan?
    Gunner (Whisper): Use this Bomb. Plant it to his Head and find your Cover
    Hero (Whisper): Got it!
    Ami
    Ami
    (Hero Walk To Forest Ogre's Head. However,Accidently Stepping The Branches,Instantly Waking The Forest Ogre)
    Hero: Ouch...
    Gunner: Goddammit!!!
    --- Confusion (Drunk) ---

    (Heroine Got Confusion)
    F.Knight: Heroine,Attack them
    (Heroine Attack F.Knight)
    F.Knight: What are you doing???
    Heroine: Huh? I though you're Monster…
    F.Knight: Of course not me,Idiot!!!
    Shaz
    Shaz
    Hi, please try not to exceed the limit of 2 status posts per day.
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    I never understood these but I really enjoy reading them.
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