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  • --- Survival Mode ---

    Hero: Well,i can Beat this Game in this Mode
    (1 Hour Later,Food & Water Just Have 5 Units,Life Indicator Are Bad With Highest Hunger & Thirst,Have Diseases & Terrible Body Condition)
    Hero: (Gulp) What i have to do???
    --- Minimum Requirement ---

    M.Knight: Phew...finally,i got the New Game. Let's check the Requirement
    "Minimum Requirement:
    • 2.00 Ghz CPU
    • Full HD Support GPU
    • 5GB Memory"
    M.Knight: I just have decent Gaming PC,i can play 2010-2015 Games. Hope it's okay
    (1 Hour Later,The Game FPS Just Got 10-20)
    M.Knight: (Facepalm)
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    KazukiT
    Too bad the game was made in 2016. : /
    Ami
    Ami
    he can play 2016-19 games,although he just got 30 FPS & must set into low setting. not 2020-21 games
    --- Difficulty Affect: Price ---

    (Very Easy Difficulty)
    Merchant: This HP Bottle just cost 5G per item
    M.Archer: How much i sell it?
    Merchant: It cost 50G per item
    M.Archer: Alright,i buy 50
    (Very Hard Difficulty)
    Merchant: This HP Bottle cost 100G per item
    M.Archer: How much i sell it?
    Merchant: 5G
    M.Archer: (Mouth Bleeding)
    --- Quest For Female ---

    Guild Leader: Ladies,you got a Job for today. You have to Battle with Marauder,only Female must to this Job.
    F.Magic Knight: So,only Female can do this?
    Heroine: I can't wait for this!
    Gunner Lady: Well,i can use the Seduction Skill to them,It's effective for Male Target
    F.Knight: You always use that?
    Ami
    Ami
    (In Distand)
    Hero: They seem happy...
    Gunner: Yeah,i can see their face
    48Tentacles
    48Tentacles
    Can the Seduction Skill be used for targets of the same sex?


    ...just asking for a friend.
    --- Stolen Item ---

    M.Figher: I want to sell this Stone
    Fence: Then...i can buy you 1500G
    M.Figher: It's Deal!
    (3 Days Later)
    F.Fighter: M.Figher,Do you know about Stone that Mayor keep it in his Office? It's missing
    M.Figher: Ahh,is that so... (Actually,i Stole it and Sell it to the Fence a few Days ago)
    Ami
    Ami
    For you don't know what Fence: he's acting as Merchant,but he can buy your Stolen Items
    Originated from Elder Scrolls Series
    --- Fan Art ---

    F.Mage: Phew...after finishing the Gathering Quest,i can take a break with my Phone. Let's see,what's new in the Fan Art Gallery
    (3 Minutes Later,The Fan Art Of F.Healer & F.Mage Pecking Each Other Appeared)
    F.Mage: (Spit The Water) WHAT THE HELL!!!
    (Meanwhile)
    M.Knight: (Nosebleeding) Nice Scenery!
    --- Here ---

    Hero: Hey,did you see it?
    F.Magic Knight: What?
    Hero: Look at the Here
    Hero: You already see what i mean. Not just you,the Reader are Curious what inside is
    F.Magic Knight: Wait a sec,am i Breaking the 4th Wall?
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    Hero: No... you're not breaking the 4th wall... but i do though :D.
    F.Magic Knight:
    Code:
    Executing Elimination Protocol Code XY32150

    Hero ERASED from the code

    F.Magic Knight:
    *Blank* Wait... What happen? Where's Hero? Wait... Who's Hero?
    KazukiT
    KazukiT
    Game Dev: He's become self aware, I better deal with that before he leaks the game online.:vxmegane:
    estriole
    estriole
    * Somewhere in the NET *
    Hero
    : Thank God I managed to clone ourself and let them take our position in that game...
    NOW WE'RE FREE !!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    F.Magic Knight
    : Yeah... mission accomplished... but why does you sound more like Demon Lord instead of a Hero now?
    --- Ladies Man ---

    M.Healer: You got a Bunch of Chocolate in 1 day?
    M.Mage: Also,you got 6 Bottles of Wine
    Gunner: Back there,i was the Object of the Womens in the World. They want me to be her Lover,even to be her Husband. now,they always Chase me like a Pack of Hungry Wolfs,but I don't mind
    M.Healer: Idk why,i'm so Jealous to you
    M.Mage: Me too
    --- Jelaous ---

    F.Healer: Hero,I made the Homemade Chocolate for you. I hope you like it
    Hero: Thanks. It's so Tasty when you make it
    F.Healer: Aww,Please. It's so embarassing
    (In Distand)
    Heroine: That F.Healer...How dare she Approach to my Hero,I'm sooo Angry!!!
    --- Chocolate ---

    F.Archer: M.Knight,I made the Chocolate as token of our Friendship
    M.Knight: Thanks,you're the Best!
    F.Mage: M.Knight,i made the Chocolate by myself just for you
    (A Charcoal Like Chocolate)
    F.Archer: What the...
    (M.Knight Eat The F.Mage's Chocolate)
    M.Knight It's too hard to Chew,and it's Bitter like Charcoal
    Alador
    Alador
    I do love charcolate-
    --- Smash Invitation ---

    Plumber Hero: Hero,i want you to Join us to the Smash Fight,are you interest?
    Hero: What my Reward?
    Plumber Hero: There's no Reward,but you'll be Chosen by the Player to Fight
    Hero: Whatever,I'm in
    (1 Week Later)
    F.Knight: (Playing Switch) Wait a Sec...I saw that Guy,it's...HERO???
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    Alador
    Hero: Haha, I shall be unstoppable in the Smash Fight game!
    Sephiroth: *exists*
    Hero: o_O This guy's sword is ginormous!!
    Pumber Hero: Yeah, tell me about it, I almost got impaled! D:
    estriole
    estriole
    Hero vs Kirby
    Hero
    : That dude look so cute... so pink... and so weak...
    Hero got eaten by Kirby
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    --- Banned ---

    Gunner Lady: (Angry) This is Bullsh*t!
    M.Archer: What's going on?
    Gunner Lady: They Ban me just because my Armor. It's not fair!
    M.Archer: Can i show it?
    (Gunner Lady Using The Super Mini Armor)
    M.Archer: (Nosebleed) Of Course They Ban you Because That!!!
    That Dried Flower in MV Graphic, Actually isn't Dried Flower. It's like Hanged Garlics and Sausages
    --- Remake ---

    Hero: Hey,look! Some Artist will Remake us to 3D!
    M.Knight: Really? Then i hope they make me so Cool & Handsome
    Heroine: I hope they make me Cute & Sexy,too
    (6 Months Later,The 3D Model Are Revealed With Unexpected Yet Horrible Model)
    Hero: (Spit The Water)
    M.Knight: What the Hell?!
    Heroine: I'm Dissapointed...
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    Ami
    Ami
    Reminds me of Tales Of Hearts with 3DCG Version,Its really horrible than the Anime CG
    KqTAp5Z.png


    Imagine you (as Miner) Sleep in the Cave,the other side is a Bunch of Golds,how d'you feel?
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Should keep things interesting huh? @EpicFILE :p
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Been feeling that my characters spent too much time exploring caves, so I figured it was time to explore abandoned keeps instead.
Did you had some minor hitches with RMMZ? Come report to my topic where I did the same! [Just another rant from a RM veteran + Suggestions and Solutions] All opinions are welcome!
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