Me: C'mon,Release it,now!
(Me When Watching The Dark Cloud And Small Thunder Sound)
(Me When Watching The Dark Cloud And Small Thunder Sound)
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--- Chef Is Back ---
(3-5 Days After Halloween)
Chef: Hey,Im Ba---
(Guild Hall Is Empty)
Chef: Leader,where the Other?
Guild Leader: They has been Hospitalized after eat the F.Mage's Dishes. F.Mage must find the bunch of Medicine in Another Town,right now.
Chef: (Gulp)
--- OP Candy ---
Kids: Trick Or Treat!
Hero: Alright,here's the Candies (Give A Bunch Of Candy).
Kids: Thank you,Mister! (Running)
Hero: How cute they are…
F.Archer: Did you give them a OP Candy,accidently?
Hero: Huh?
--- F.Mage Cooking Part 2 ---
F.Knight: Chef isn't here at this moment,he goes back into his Hometown to celebrating the Halloween with them.
F.Fighter: That too bad. I can't taste his dish until 3-5 days.
F.Mage: Then Leave it to me,i can make a Special Dishes for our Team in Halloween! (Rushes Into The Kitchen)
F.Knight & F.Fighter: (Screaming) YAMEROOO!!!
--- X Costume ---
M.Healer: I'm wearing M.Mage's Costume.
M.Mage: I'm wearing M.Healer's Costume.
M.Knight: Why not using the Scary Costume like me,The Scary Frankenstein?
M.Healer: Err…Because we have low of Budget.
M.Mage: Yeah,right.
Me: It's dark cloudy! I hope it's Rain…
(2-3 Hours Later,Changed To Sunny)
Me:
--- Surprise Part 2 ---
F.Healer: Look,i'm the Cute White Ghost!
F.Mage: And,im the Scary Witch!
M.Archer: I'm The Handsome Vampire!
M.Fighter: AWOOOOOOO!!!
(Suddenly,The Electricity Is Turned Off. Then Turned On 10 Seconds Later)
Hero: (With Scream Mask & Bloody Knife) Hey,how about my Costume?
Entire Party: (Screaming Until Faint)
tv program always get the ratings (it's the reason why drama series has 1000+ episode),also full and nonsense of censorship (weird blur, a scene getting cut because the unconvenient viewer,but it unconvenient to me either. you never see what the original is)
i know the reason is to take cover the viewer from the negative thing,but i just laughing and mocking of them that they're always suck
Castle is my Biggest Fear. I just Managed make Part by Part (like the Entrance only),not the Entire Castle like in the RM Sample...
--- Spoiled Food ---
M.Knight: Oh,no! the Bread has been Mold!
Chef: It's not Mold,it's in Fermentation.
M.Knight: Are you sure?
Chef: Y'know Cheese? It's safe to eat
(Chef eat the Moldy Bread,after that he take into the Hospital with Green Face)
(Gulp)
--- Diary ---
M.Mage: It's the F.Mage's Diary. While she isn't here,i can read it.
May, 10: I'm hurt after the battle with the Minotaur. But luckily,F.Healer heal me with her Heal-2. That why,i Fall in Love with her.
M.Mage: Eh???
--- Name Change ---
M.Healer: It's an Name Tag. You can Change your Name as you like.
Hero: Really? Then i want to Change my Name to be...
(In The Guild)
Guild Leader: Your name is...HeroIsDaBest1998.
Entire Party: (Holding Their Laugh)
--- Spoiler ---
M.Mage: That awesome Game!
F.Archer: Yeah,i wonder the story is Good,too
Hero: Actually,the MC will marry the Princess after the battle with Demon King…
M.Knight: (Put The Sword Into Hero's Neck) Did you Leak anything?
Hero: (Gulp)
--- New Game+ ---
(Level 99 Hero Play The New Game+)
F.Knight: Look,it's an Orc!
Hero: Leave it to me!
(Hero Slay The Orc Just 1 Hit,Ended With Gruesome Orc's Body)
F.Knight: (Terrified)
--- Big Appetite ---
(Jumbo Curry Noodle Soup & Jumbo Omurice)
F.Mage: It's your Meal,Chef?
F.Healer: You shouldn't push yourself to eat it.
Chef: I'm a chef. I'm always eat the Big Portion without a problem. Alright,Bon Apetit!
(5 Minutes Later)
Chef: Thanks for the Meal.
F.Mage & F.Healer: (Shocked) SO FAST!!!
--- Surprise ---
M.Archer: Shoot,my Key is Missing?! I just put it around here...
???: Here's the Key
M.Archer: Ah,thank yo---
(The guy with Scream Mask with Flashlight)
M.Archer: (Scream Until Faint)
--- Discount ---
F.Mage: I want this Item!
Merchant: All of my shop has 90% Discount. You can buy anything you want
F.Mage: Really?! Then,i want this…this…and,this…
(In The Guild)
Hero: (Facepalm While Checking The Bill)
--- Bank System ---
Merchant: You can Transfer your Money into your Account. When you need it,just ask for Withdraw from your Account.
F.Healer: Cool,i want to Transfer 5000G.
(A Few Weeks Later)
F.Healer: Excuse me,i want to Withdraw 2500G
Banker: Unfortunately,miss. Our Bank has Robbed by Bandits and your 5000G Deposits has lost.
F.Healer: (Glass Break SFX)
--- Trials ---
Hero: Wow,the New Game has release! I have to Play it!
(1 Hour Later)
"To Play The Full Game,Buy It On *****,Only 44.99"
Hero:
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