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  • --- BL ---

    M.Healer: What it's?
    M.Archer: It's the unusual Pink Book,let's check it out
    Page 1: M.Knight touching the Hero's Cheek
    Page 2: M.Archer & Gunner perform Kabe-don
    Page 3: M.Mage hugging M.Healer from back
    M.Archer: Wh…What the…
    F.Knight: Did you see…anything?
    M.Healer & M.Archer: (Screaming)
    KakonComp
    KakonComp
    More than 10 years ago when I noticed girls going crazy over this kind of stuff everywhere I was as baffled as the M.Archer.
    --- Desert ---

    F.Fighter: Hey,do you have a Water?
    F.Archer: We runs out the Water.
    F.Fighter: Shoot! Hey,M.Mage,Splash me!
    M.Mage: I don't have a Stamina.
    F.Fighter: :kaosigh:
    (8 Hours Later On Desert Town)
    F.Archer: We're Arriv---,
    (F.Fighter Collapse With Dried Appearance)
    F.Archer & M.Mage: (Scream)
    KazukiT
    KazukiT
    It looks like they forgot the "Magic Water" for stamina.
    Ami
    Ami
    yeah
    --- Wanted ---

    F.Knight: Hey,look at the Poster.
    (The Photo Of M.Fighter. Wanted! Dead Or Alive, 10.000G)
    M.Fighter: I never see that guy before…i wonder who it is?
    Hunter 1: It's…It's the WANTED guy!!!
    Hunter 2: He's MY money!
    Hunter 3: No,He's MINE!!
    M.Fighter: WHAT'S GOING ON???
    KakonComp
    KakonComp
    Stick figure M.Fighter, or overly exaggerated M.Fighter.
    Dororo
    Dororo
    The land of no mirrors, or the land of bad photocamera.
    --- Friendship System Part 2 ---

    (F.Mage and F.Healer's FP is 255)
    F.Mage: I only have 10 HP left!
    F.Healer: Leave it to me! (Preparing Healing Spell) Heal-1 (Red Light Appear & Recover 800 HP)
    F.Mage: Thanks,my Bestie! (Pecking F.Healer's Cheek)
    F.Healer: Ahhh…you're so sweet!!!
    Ami
    Ami
    (In Distand)
    M.Knight: (Thumb Up With Nosebleed) Nice Scenery!!!
    M.Healer & M.Mage: NANI!!!
    estriole
    estriole
    @Ami: Change F.Mage -> M.Mage, F.Healer -> M.Healer and M.Knight -> F.Knight
    fujoshi lover scene :D.
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    --- Fast Travel ---

    Villager: It takes 6 hours if you go to next town by foot.
    F.Mage: Shoot,what we have to do?
    F.Healer: We can Fast Travel
    F.Mage
    : Fast Travel?
    (5 Seconds Later,Both Of Them Arrive)
    F.Healer: We did it!
    F.Mage: Wai---WHAT???
    --- TV Series ---

    (In TV)
    Hero: This is my journey. i hope somebody doesn't know this. goodbye,everyone. (To Be Continued...Credit Roll)
    F.Knight: That awesome,i can't wait for next episode next week!
    M.Knight: You did a great job,Hero!
    Hero: That was embarrassing!
    M.Knight: But it's a part of Quest,y'know.
    --- Eating Skill ---

    (Ending The Battle)
    Hero: We did it!
    Chef: Now,you can replenish full HP and Stamina,by eat the knocked monster.
    F.Archer: Are you serious!?
    Chef: Time To Dig It!!! (Perform Eating The Monster)
    Hero & F.Archer: (Scared Expression)
    Ami
    Ami
    when they inside the Food World or getting hypnotized
    Ami
    Ami
    inspired from Final Fantasy VIII,you can perform eat the monster,but must be Censored with the "Nice Scenery". it's the most hilarious Skill in Final Fantasy VIII
    KazukiT
    KazukiT
    I can only imagine a very gruesome scene where the party members are tearing into the monster. There is also the more wholesome and comedic route where the mage casts a spell turn the monster into a sandwich.
    --- Turn Bomb ---

    Gunner: Hero,set this Bomb to 10.
    Hero: Is that too long?
    Gunner: Just set it!
    (End The Battle)
    Gunner: That Bomb just have 1 Turn,you must Disable it.
    Hero: Ok!
    (Hero Carefully Disable The Bomb,Suddenly It Explode)
    Gunner: (Shocked) What The ****!!!!!!
    --- Harem Perks ---

    Hero: (Surrounded With 5 Girls)

    (In Distand)

    M.Fighter: That not fair! how he could do that?
    M.Archer: he got Harem Perks.
    M.Healer: Harem Perks?
    M.Knight: It makes the Girls will instantly attached when they set their eyes to the User
    M.Mage: As i know,he learn from Mr.Playboy.
    still no idea of new skits,until today:VXA4:
    KazukiT
    KazukiT
    Have you considering putting some the skits into the current game you are working on? They are oozing with character, maybe that is the step you could take. Maybe, once you start establishing a world the skit ideas come to you.
    --- Teleport Stone ---

    M.Archer: It's not good,we can't reach to the cave entrance!
    M.Mage: Any idea?
    Hero: I have Teleport Stone,which we can Reach to the Guild instantly.
    M.Archer: Then,let's do it!
    (After Teleportation)
    M.Mage: It's…
    (The other Guild)
    M.Archer: IT'S NOT OUR GUILD!!!
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    Dororo
    Dororo
    It could have been very fun if the Teleport Stone was a Teleport Stone: it does teleport just itself.
    KazukiT
    KazukiT
    It happens to be be the guild that worship the "dark lord"
    --- Onsen Part 2 ---

    F.Healer: Aahh,it's been a while we're not dipping in Hot Spring
    F.Mage: Makes me can't go out from this place
    (M Side)
    Hero: Your body is nice,M.Knight.
    M.Knight: Really?
    Hero: Your abs,your chest,your Six-pack belly…
    M.Knight: I'm not notice it,but your body is nice,too.
    (F.Side)
    F.Healer: (Nosebleeding)
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    Ami
    Ami
    F.Mage: F.Hea--- Oh my god,you're Bleeding!!!
    F.Healer: ……
    (M Side)
    Hero & M.Knight: I knew it!
    Dororo
    Dororo
    The F.Healer fortunately own "CURE EPISTAXIS " spell, but she's so unfocused that can't use it at the moment...
    Ami
    Ami
    she can't focus because 2:
    1. thinking his body is hot
    2. fantasizing about both of them (i can't tell you,you may know what it is)
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    --- Currency ---

    Hero: This city cannot accept Gold to buy the items.
    Merchant: You can exchange Gold into TC,depending the rate of TC this time.
    Hero: Really? Then,i want to exchange 999999999G.
    Merchant: Let's see……Wait a second,are you Cheating again?
    Hero: Hell No!!! I earn it with myself!!!
    Ami
    Ami
    TC: your own Currency
    KazukiT
    KazukiT
    All the long hours training to level 99 paid off.
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    --- F.Mage Cooking ---

    F.Mage: Hey,guys. i made dinner for you!
    M.Fighter & Hero: (Shock) Dinner???
    (F.Mage Put The Failed And Burnt Dishes Surrounded With Creepy Aura)
    Hero: What the...???
    F.Mage: It's Curry Rice,Fried Egg And Cakes. I hope you guys like my Dishes.
    M.Fighter: Are you kidding me?
    Ami
    Ami
    (Meanwhile In Kitchen)
    Chef: (Teary Eyes) I spend 10 hours to teach her how to cook the Delicious Dishes,but...ended like this...(Sniff)
    Shikamon
    Shikamon
    If Hero can survive this, He will resist any poison debuff from enemies later. so..good luck Hero-san!
    taarna23
    taarna23
    Dubious Food. (Breath of the Wild failed cooking)
    --- Mushroom ---

    F.Knight: We runs out the food!
    Hero: Anything could eat in this place?
    F.Archer: It's a bunch of Mushroom over there. I wonder it's safe to eat.
    F.Knight: No worries,we have to fill our inside no matter what it is.
    (Hero & F.Knight Eat The Mushroom,After 10 Seconds They Collapse With Foam)
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    Dororo
    Dororo
    I wonder how that guy survived the chivalry training...
    --- Onsen ---

    Hero: Ahh,dipping in the hot spring is the best!
    M.Knight: It fully recover our HP & MP, and remove all Bad Effect.
    (F Side)
    F.Mage: Hey,your Chest is Bigger than me!
    F.Healer: Really,i'm not notice it.
    F.Mage: That not fair,i will take your Bigger Chest for me!
    F.Healer: No,stop it!
    (M Side)
    Hero & M.Knight: (Nosebleeding)
    Ami
    Ami
    F.Mage: Hey,gu--- What happen with your nose?
    F.Healer: You're bleeding
    Hero: (Nosebleeding) It's all your fault!
    M.Knight: (Nosebleeding) Yeah!
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    Dororo
    Dororo
    M.Knight: It fully recover our HP & MP, and remove all Bad Effect, not speaking increasing our audience rate with highly predictable FanService.
    Hero: what FanService is?
    M.Knight: 3...2..1...
    --- Dialog Filter ---

    Gunner: Yo! my ****** friend?
    Hero: Uhh,what happen with your mouth?
    Gunner: Huh? what ****** happen with my mouth? i just speech as usual.
    Hero: But,your mouth are like the garbage!
    Gunner: Hey,what the **** are you say? you want the piece of **** with my ****** Gun!
    (Meanwhile,The Dialog Filter In The Option Is Off)
    Shikamon
    Shikamon
    is this one of spongebob episode ?
    Wavelength
    Wavelength
    CLOUD!! I told you to stop letting Barret run the puppet shows in this establishment!
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    Ami
    Ami
    @Shikamon inspired from Fallout with dialogue filter and,yeah,it is. i imagine the censor SFX is gunshots
    --- Dumped ---

    Hero: Please go out with me!
    F.Healer: (Silent In 10 Seconds) I refuse.
    Hero: ???
    F.Healer: I don't want my friendship with F.Mage is ruined because i'm in your side. so...i'm sorry. (Running)
    Hero: (Glass Break SFX)
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    Ami
    Ami
    Read the Friendship System too,you will understand
    KakonComp
    KakonComp
    Poor Hero; either it works out in the end, or he's not from most JRPGs from the 90s.
    --- Cheating Part 2 ---

    F.Healer: Ahh,This item really expensive!
    F.Mage: What should we do?
    Hero: Don't worry,i can use this (Activate 999999999G,Suddenly The Game Police Is Watching)
    Game Police:Ehem!!! (I See You Gesture)
    Hero: (Gulp)...Just...forget it...
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    Ami
    Ami
    also,Hero already released and allow him into the Game World without our knowledge. he promised to not using Cheat or, else he got arrested again.
    KakonComp
    KakonComp
    A second time offender. Tsk, tsk...
    Sigony
    Sigony
    The diligence of your comedic practice... MY BRAIN TREMBLES.
    --- Equipment Microtransaction ---

    M.Knight: How much this item?
    Merchant: 79.99 REAL Money
    (After Do Transaction In Real World)
    Merchant: Thanks,come back again!
    (In Distand)
    M.Knight: (Smile With Regret) Goodbye...My Dream Console And PC Gaming
    fstar9688
    fstar9688
    Microtransaction = Super Trap :rswt2:
    Kuro DCupu
    Kuro DCupu
    You should try working. It makes real money.
    Ami
    Ami
    M.Knight always working with guilds or some quests. The rest is the Player
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