(M.Fighter Got Rage) M.Fighter: Haaaaah!!!!!
(M.Fighter Punching Monster Until Dead,Ending The Battle) Hero: You did it! Now,let's get out from he--- M.Fighter: Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora…
(M.Fighter Punching Everything Around Him) Hero: (Terrified) W-what the F**K?!
(F.Mage Got Mute) M.Archer: F.Mage,use your Flame Pillar! F.Mage (Mute): … (I can't) M.Archer: What you say?! F.Mage (Mute): … (I got Mute,i can't use Magic) M.Archer: I can't hear you,what are talking about?! F.Mage (Mute): … (F**K,Whatever!)
M.Mage: Why you not Sell your Wolf Pelt right now? M.Healer: Wolf Pelt's Price still isn't good today as i saw on TV,i have wait until it's Price is good
(3 Days Later) News: Wolf Pelt's Price is Decreased from 30 per item to be 25 per item M.Healer: (Blood Vomit)
(F.Archer Driving The Off-Roader With F.Knight & F.Fighter In The Vast Desert) F.Knight: With this,we can arrive to the Desert Town in No Time! F.Fighter: I though you driving Recklessly,that why i'm scared F.Archer: Since i have Driving License,i have to Obedient to Traffic,y'know
(M.Healer Fight The Killer Vulture On Night) M.Healer: I can't stand it! (Release The Fireworks) Take This!!!
(M.Healer Shoot The Fireworks To Killer Vulture)
(In Distand When Fireworks Exploded On Sky) F.Healer: Aaahhh...So Beautiful... F.Mage: "Are today is 31th,already?"
M.Knight: Hey,i got the new Game! This is what i want since Childhood F.Archer: I got new Costume! and this size is fitted for me M.Knight: What you got,M.Fighter? M.Fighter: (Someone's Underwear) F.Archer: (Spit The Water)
F.Healer: Hey look,it's Mistletoe. If 2 of them stand under Mistletoe,both of them mu---
(F.Mage Grab F.Healer Shoulder) F.Mage: I know that,let's do it… F.Healer: Ehh???
(In Distand) Hero: STOP IT!!! M.Knight: Do it! Just…DO IT!!!
F.Knight: We send 9 Presents into the Houses,what the last one? F.Fighter: Let's see…
"10th: Thief Leader,Present: DemonGod Crown" F.Knight & F.Fighter: WHAT?!
(Meanwhile) Thief Leader: Hehehe…When i have DemonGod Crown,I'll Rule this World and Everyone must Worship me as a God! Hahaha…
M.Mage: It's the Ice Castle. I make this place gonna be Warm!
(M.Mage Prepare The Spell) Heat Atmosphere! (An Red Atmosphere Make The Ice Castle Gonna Be Melt,Change The Region Without Snow,Ice Power Is Gone) M.Mage: Piece a Cake! Entire Party: (Angry) Piece a Cake you A**!!!
F.Healer: Oof,my Costume can't hold it anymore F.Archer: Yeah,we wear this Costume since 1st time we enter this Guild F.Mage: That's not true. It because your Chest is bigger,that why it can't hold it F.Archer: That make sense F.Healer: Your Costume always fitted until now and never got any problem F.Mage: (Teary Eyes) That because i'm a Board…(Sniff)
Mayor: I want you to Slay 10 Rogues for 100G per kill M.Knight: Got it! Local Chef: Can you pick 5 Apples for me? M.Knight: Yes sir! Girl: Can you find my Teddy? M.Knight: Okay!
(5> Quests Later) Hero: Hey,can you hel--- M.Knight: (Angry) Enough is Enough!!!
(Inside Volcano) F.Fighter: So hot! M.Healer: I have Artificial Ice. You can feel Cold when you Equip it F.Fighter: Gimme! M.Healer: I just have one,nothing more F.Fighter: Then it's for me! M.Healer: No!
(Artificial Ice Slipped From M.Healer's Hand,Fell Into Lava) F.Fighter & M.Healer: NOOO!!!
M.Fighter: (Holding His Belly) Dammit,who in the Toilet inside?
(Inside The Toilet) Gunner: (Sleeping While Holding His Rifle)
(30 Minutes Later) Gunner: Phew,im do--- what the **** with you? M.Fighter: (Weak) Are you…done?
(M.Mage Throw Snowball To M.Archer) M.Archer: What are you doing? M.Mage: Have fun with Snowball M.Archer: Is that so?
(M.Mage And M.Archer Begin The Snowball Battle. Later…) M.Mage: (Cunningly,Create The Frost Bomb) Take this!
(Frost Bomb Explode,M.Archer Got Hit)
Just got back from work... I got to recommend a dish I liked to a group of senior ladies, and they said they'd order it for dessert! What was it? CHURROS! It's one of my favorite desserts at my workplace.
What's your favorite dessert? I'll eat any pastry with cinnamon and sugar, but especially churros. And then there's chocolate... omg, so good!