F.Knight: This Shrine always Flood. We don't have a choice,we have to Swimming in this place F.Healer: That Insane! F.Mage: We can use…Boat,rather than Swimming F.Knight: You guys…Can't Swim? F.Healer & F.Mage: (Shocked) Eehh??
(Enemy Perform Luck Steal) M.Mage: Huh,what's going on? M.Healer: Your Luck has Stolen by the Enemy! M.Mage: Shoot…I have to take it back!
(M.Mage Run To The Enemy,But Get Stumbled By Rock) M.Mage: Wh…What the… M.Healer: Your Luck Is Terrible,i don't recommend you to go take it by yourself.
(After Battle With Giga Scorpion) M.Archer: We did it! Gunner: We can cut the Body Parts as you like. I want to cut the Claws for good prices to sell M.Archer: I want the Tail and Eyes. Oh,i want Carapace and Legs,too
(After That) Gunner: After getting the Parts,it's gonna be Nothing but just Body without anything M.Archer: We Overdid it…
(Inside Volcano) F.Fighter: We're safe here,but we don't have Fire Sources F.Archer: What we have to do? Chef: Girls,i made the Fried Fish,for us! F.Fighter: How you can Cook? Chef: With Lava F.Archer: You mean…This Lava? Chef: Yep!
M.Fighter: My talent is Acrobatic! I can Jump to the Top of Tower Easily F.Healer: My talent is Medicine! I can make the Medicine and Greatly Heal the User Hero: My talent is Stealing! I can Steal the Items without noticed F.Healer: Call the Police! M.Fighter: Got it (Releasing His Phone)
F.Mage: My talent is Speech! I can talk with someone without Fail! Chef: My talent is Nature! I can Identify the Animals and Plants Accurately Gunner: My talent is Persuasion! I can Seduce the woman Instantly F.Mage& Chef: (Flat Expression) Nice…
F.Healer: I have Fire Coin & Earth Coin! M.Healer: I have Veteran Coin & Smart Coin! M.Mage: You guys are Weak. Just have 2 Coins are proud for you? F.Healer: So…What do you have? M.Mage: (Showing 5 Sets Of 20 Complete Coins) F.Healer& M.Healer: (Shocked) NANI???
(M.Knight Is Knocked Out) F.Knight: What we have to do?! F.Healer: Don't worry,i can Splash his body with Life Bottle
F.Knight: Are you serious?!
(In Guild) M.Fighter: Why your smell is Fragrant than before? M.Knight: Huh? I don't know
F.Mage: Your menu just Salad without Dressing? F.Healer: I hold myself to NOT EAT anything in 6 hours and i have to eat this time. Is that a problem? F.Mage: No,but…You don't have to push yourself. it's not good for your Body F.Healer: But,this is my Decision. No one can stop me! (Eat The Salad) F.Mage: (Silent)
F.Healer: (Teary Eyes) It's terrible! I gain 5 Kilos just Eat a little of Fruit. F.Fighter: That too bad experience... F.Healer: It's decide! I have to Diet from today! F.Fighter: Are you serious?
(Hero Eat The Leftover Of His Birthday Cake) F.Healer: (Mouthwatering) So Tasty... F.Fighter: Hey!
Entire Guild: SURPRISE!!! Hero: Huh??? F.Knight: Today is Your Birthday. Happy Birthday! F.Archer: Happy Birthday! Hope you always be good for your age M.Knight: Happy Birthday! I give you this as your present (Mineral Fusion Iron Sword) Hero: (Teary Eye) Thanks...You're always the best!
(1st: M.Knight, 2nd: F.Healer, 3rd: M.Fighter) M.Knight: Finally,i'm Number 1 in this Board. I can show them that I'm the Best in the Guild!
(1st: F.Healer, 2nd: F.Mage, 3rd: M.Archer, 5th: M.Knight) M.Knight: Wai---What?!
(Ending The Battle) F.Mage: We did it! M.Mage: Let's take a Photo on Golem's Body
(F.Mage Make A Cute Pose,Then Take A Photo By M.Mage) M.Mage: My turn!
(M.Mage Make A Weird Pose,Then Take A Photo By F.Mage)
Finished the frontier and...I apologize to anyone who saw the trailer I posted and actually tried it. Technical marvel, crazy disjointed fetish story hidden inside a cheap milsim skin that has no idea what it's trying to be except sanctimonious and failing at even that. As much as I hate fallout 4's story, even it was better. I guess there just won't be another non-parody fallout after all.