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  • --- F.Mage Cooking ---

    F.Mage: Hey,guys. i made dinner for you!
    M.Fighter & Hero: (Shock) Dinner???
    (F.Mage Put The Failed And Burnt Dishes Surrounded With Creepy Aura)
    Hero: What the...???
    F.Mage: It's Curry Rice,Fried Egg And Cakes. I hope you guys like my Dishes.
    M.Fighter: Are you kidding me?
    Ami
    Ami
    (Meanwhile In Kitchen)
    Chef: (Teary Eyes) I spend 10 hours to teach her how to cook the Delicious Dishes,but...ended like this...(Sniff)
    Shikamon
    Shikamon
    If Hero can survive this, He will resist any poison debuff from enemies later. so..good luck Hero-san!
    taarna23
    taarna23
    Dubious Food. (Breath of the Wild failed cooking)
    --- Mushroom ---

    F.Knight: We runs out the food!
    Hero: Anything could eat in this place?
    F.Archer: It's a bunch of Mushroom over there. I wonder it's safe to eat.
    F.Knight: No worries,we have to fill our inside no matter what it is.
    (Hero & F.Knight Eat The Mushroom,After 10 Seconds They Collapse With Foam)
    • Haha
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    Dororo
    Dororo
    I wonder how that guy survived the chivalry training...
    --- Onsen ---

    Hero: Ahh,dipping in the hot spring is the best!
    M.Knight: It fully recover our HP & MP, and remove all Bad Effect.
    (F Side)
    F.Mage: Hey,your Chest is Bigger than me!
    F.Healer: Really,i'm not notice it.
    F.Mage: That not fair,i will take your Bigger Chest for me!
    F.Healer: No,stop it!
    (M Side)
    Hero & M.Knight: (Nosebleeding)
    Ami
    Ami
    F.Mage: Hey,gu--- What happen with your nose?
    F.Healer: You're bleeding
    Hero: (Nosebleeding) It's all your fault!
    M.Knight: (Nosebleeding) Yeah!
    • Wow
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    Dororo
    Dororo
    M.Knight: It fully recover our HP & MP, and remove all Bad Effect, not speaking increasing our audience rate with highly predictable FanService.
    Hero: what FanService is?
    M.Knight: 3...2..1...
    --- Dialog Filter ---

    Gunner: Yo! my ****** friend?
    Hero: Uhh,what happen with your mouth?
    Gunner: Huh? what ****** happen with my mouth? i just speech as usual.
    Hero: But,your mouth are like the garbage!
    Gunner: Hey,what the **** are you say? you want the piece of **** with my ****** Gun!
    (Meanwhile,The Dialog Filter In The Option Is Off)
    Shikamon
    Shikamon
    is this one of spongebob episode ?
    Wavelength
    Wavelength
    CLOUD!! I told you to stop letting Barret run the puppet shows in this establishment!
    • Haha
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    Ami
    Ami
    @Shikamon inspired from Fallout with dialogue filter and,yeah,it is. i imagine the censor SFX is gunshots
    --- Dumped ---

    Hero: Please go out with me!
    F.Healer: (Silent In 10 Seconds) I refuse.
    Hero: ???
    F.Healer: I don't want my friendship with F.Mage is ruined because i'm in your side. so...i'm sorry. (Running)
    Hero: (Glass Break SFX)
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    Ami
    Ami
    Read the Friendship System too,you will understand
    KakonComp
    KakonComp
    Poor Hero; either it works out in the end, or he's not from most JRPGs from the 90s.
    --- Cheating Part 2 ---

    F.Healer: Ahh,This item really expensive!
    F.Mage: What should we do?
    Hero: Don't worry,i can use this (Activate 999999999G,Suddenly The Game Police Is Watching)
    Game Police:Ehem!!! (I See You Gesture)
    Hero: (Gulp)...Just...forget it...
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    Ami
    Ami
    also,Hero already released and allow him into the Game World without our knowledge. he promised to not using Cheat or, else he got arrested again.
    KakonComp
    KakonComp
    A second time offender. Tsk, tsk...
    Sigony
    Sigony
    The diligence of your comedic practice... MY BRAIN TREMBLES.
    --- Equipment Microtransaction ---

    M.Knight: How much this item?
    Merchant: 79.99 REAL Money
    (After Do Transaction In Real World)
    Merchant: Thanks,come back again!
    (In Distand)
    M.Knight: (Smile With Regret) Goodbye...My Dream Console And PC Gaming
    fstar9688
    fstar9688
    Microtransaction = Super Trap :rswt2:
    Kuro DCupu
    Kuro DCupu
    You should try working. It makes real money.
    Ami
    Ami
    M.Knight always working with guilds or some quests. The rest is the Player
    --- Friendship System ---

    (F.Mage and F.Healer's FP is 100)
    F.Mage: We did it! we can beat the monster easily!
    F.Healer: With the Friendship System,we got stronger thanks to you F.Mage (Hugging)
    F.Mage: (Blushing) Ahh...don't say like that. we are Best Friend Forever.
    (In Distand)
    M.Mage: They look happy...
    M.Healer: Yeah...always like that...
    --- Overused ---

    Hero: (Drink 3 HP Bottle L)
    F.Healer: Don't drink too much,or you got sick!
    Hero: Nah,i'm okay. it's the way to repleni---
    (Hero Collapse)
    Hero: (Weak) Ugh...my head (Coughing Then Vomiting)
    F.Healer: I told you to don't Drink 3 HP Bottle L or you're Sick. Let's go to Doctor.
    Ami
    Ami
    it inspires me from Fallout series. too much Chems you use,not good for your body.
    Ami
    Ami
    also,Addiction System is exciting system that i want to learn and implement in my project. for example,too much using HP Bottle will cause your HP drop 3 times and will back in many days (in RPG Maker case,i use steps to recover it)
    cthulhusquid
    cthulhusquid
    I have an addiction system in my unreleased post apocalyptic project, and if you drink too much alcohol or take too much drugs you will die.
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    --- Cheating ---

    Hero: I can't Stand this! (Activate Infinite HP, Stats 999)
    Game Police: Hold right there!
    Hero: What happened,sir?
    Game Police: You're under arrest because Using Cheat in the Game,illegally!
    (Handcuffing the Hero)
    Hero: Huh???
    Game Police: You have the Punishment to Not be in this world: 6 Months
    Hero
    : (Shocking) WHAT???
    --- Music Selection Part 2 ---

    (Battle Begin)
    M.Fighter: Alright,let's begin the battl---
    (the Troll Song has played)
    M.Archer: Wait a minute...is that...
    Hero: Alright,let's begin the battle!
    M.Fighter & M.Archer: (Teary Eyes) Not Again!!!
    --- Anti-Bear Circle ---

    F.Fighter: Shoot! that Bear is really stronger than i expected!
    Hero: Don't worry,i perform this (Draw The Big Circle On The Ground)
    F.Fighter: What are you doing?
    Hero: It's Anti-Bear Circle. the Bear will never attacking u---
    (The Bear attacking Hero F.Fighter)
    Ami
    Ami
    Hero: (Weak) I think it's Oval,not Circle...

    Originated From Spongebob Squarepants
    Powerise
    Powerise
    don't forget Sea rhinoceroses !
    Ami
    Ami
    The circle are just for prevent the bear. About Rhino it's still mystery
    --- Gacha Skill ---

    Hero: Not again!!!
    M.Knight: What are you doing?
    Hero: I want to get that Weapon,it's really Legendary.
    M.Knight: i see,your Gacha Skill are Suck.
    Hero: Oh,yeah? Then i ask you to Get that Weapon in 1x Roll.
    M.Knight: Heheh...Leave it to me (add 5 Stones for 1x Roll,Legendary Weapon is out)
    M.Knight: See?
    Hero: ...
    --- Music Selection ---

    M.Archer: It's Music Station,You can Change the Music as you like.
    F.Healer: i want to hear the Romantic Music.
    M.Fighter: Then,i want the Hard-Rock one!
    (the Troll Song has played)
    M.Archer: Hey,i hear this Music.
    F.Healer: It's popular from Internet Music,i wonder who change it?
    Hero: I change it.
    Entire Party: YOU????
    • Haha
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    Alador
    Alador
    I do love the daily skits about game mechanics you gift us with, @Ami! That is the best part of my morning!
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    --- Survival For RPGist Part 3 ---

    F.Healer: Here it is,I made the Simple Sandwich
    Survivalist
    : it's so Delicious!
    Chef: Here you Go! My Gourmet Steak.
    Survivalist: It's Super Delicious,Too!
    F.Mage: I Made it for you!
    F.Healer: Uhh...Charcoal?
    F.Mage No,It's a Toast!
    Chef: Did you Let it in 10 Minutes?
    F.Mage: Maybe?
    --- Survival For RPGist Part 2 ---

    Survivalist: Now,I going to Test you: Fishing with Spear
    M.Spear Knight: Leave it to me.
    (M.Spear Knight Spearing the Fish with His Battle Spear)
    M.Spear Knight: How it is?
    Survivalist: I know you did it,but...Is that the Spear for Battle,not for Fishing?
    M.Spear Knight: But,is that same?
    Survivalist: (Sigh)...Whatever
    --- Survival For RPGist ---

    Survivalist: I going to Test you: How to make the Fire.
    F.Mage: That easy. (Preparing the Spell) EXPLOSIVE!!!
    (an Explosion on the Wood Branch then Fire is Appeared)
    F.Mage: (Proud Face) See?
    Survivalist: (Angry Tone) MAGIC ISN'T ALLOWED!!!
    • Haha
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    Dororo
    Dororo
    It's common knowledge in the D&D world that a fireball in fact do little to no fire and all the damage come by impact wave. So the use of an "Explosive" is probably a savvy choice. That Mage deserve graduation.
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    --- Food Ingredients ---

    Hero: Since the Chef are in Hospital,we can't eat his Dish in 3 Days.
    F.Mage: What we have to Eat?
    M.Healer: Don't worry,we can Eat the Food Ingredients.
    Hero & F.Mage
    : Really?

    (3 Days Later)

    Chef: Hi,Guys. I'm Ba---
    (Entire Party Collapse After Eat Raw Meat)
    Chef: Wha...WHAT GOING ON HERE!!!!!!
    KazukiT
    KazukiT
    Tsk tsk...they should have just went to the inn. They all have food, at a price.
    Ami
    Ami
    @KazukiT i was thinking that,but his Chef is the best than the Inn's Chef
    KazukiT
    KazukiT
    Well, it looks like he has a job once they finish their quest.
    --- Item Discard ---

    F.Knight: Hero,can you Add this Mineral into our Bag?
    Hero: Leave it to me!

    (Capacity: 500/500)

    Hero: umm...our bag are full. what i have to do?
    F.Knight: Hmm...Let's see...

    F.Knight: (Throw Stuff Into Water) we can Discard anything to make the room of the Bag.
    Hero: (Hysterical Screaming) NOOOOOO!!!!!! MY RARE STUUUUUUFFF!!!!!!
    Sigony
    Sigony
    To turn it into cash at the cost of runes and a required magic level.
    KakonComp
    KakonComp
    Suddenly the water turns green.
    Ami
    Ami
    Villager 1: hey,what going on with this river?
    Villager 2: (Feel Sick) eugghh,i feel no good...
    Villager 3: (Worried) i'm afraid about my village!

    (In Distance)

    Hero: (Staring The F.Knight)
    F.Knight: (Silent)
    --- V.A.T.S ---

    Gunner: (Shoot 2 Legs)
    Monster: (Monster Fall Into Ground)
    Gunner: Now,he learned a lesson!
    Hero: Wow,that cool!. what that item on your head?
    Gunner: This is V.A.T.S,to aiming the specific parts of target.
    Hero: can i borrow it?!
    Gunner: Huh?

    (1 Hour Later)

    Hero: I have enough......THIS IS USELESS!!!!!!
    Gunner: ...
    Ami
    Ami
    Originated from Fallout Series
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