I want to make a game where you play a forum moderator beating back hordes of people asking the same questions (in the wrong places) instead of searching, and breaking all of the rules that they never read. No, you can't win the game no matter what you do. And yes, I'm a terrible person.
Looking back at some of my old work when I first started tinkering with sprites... Eek! Graphics software really ought to start requiring a basic skill test before unlocking access to the Hue/Saturation feature.