Dalph
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Dalph

Nega Ralph™ (Retired Villain), Male, 32, from Italy

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Preordered Warcraft 3: Reforged and very excited to play it. Frostmourne hungers. Dec 6, 2019 at 2:28 AM

    1. Dalph
      Dalph
      Preordered Warcraft 3: Reforged and very excited to play it. Frostmourne hungers.
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      3. Soulrender
        Soulrender
        @The Stranger, you reminded me all skirmishes I played on battle.net - I hate militia rush.
        Dec 6, 2019 at 4:16 AM
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      4. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        @Soulrender Even the A.I rushed in skirmishes. lol. I really didn't enjoy it. I guess I just sucked at the whole grinding levels for your hero, while also expanding a base and building an army. I love strategy games, but I'm not great at RTSes. I eventually gravitated more towards grand strategy and turn based games. only RTS games I enjoy playing skirmish mode on is the C&C series.
        Dec 6, 2019 at 4:21 AM
      5. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        I remember playing skirmish mode in the original SC as a kid and hating how the A.I behaved. I wanted to build a cool Zerg hive, but they never let me. lol. Ended up using the Power Overwhelming cheat for god mode.
        Dec 6, 2019 at 4:23 AM
    2. Dalph
      Dalph
      Sleep paralysis is the scariest thing ever.
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      3. Storyteller-Hero
        Storyteller-Hero
        And then aliens with gray skin and big black eyes enter your room and you experience firsthand what Cartman went through after he got kidnapped by a UFO...
        Dec 2, 2019 at 9:16 AM
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      4. TheoAllen
        TheoAllen
        I don't mind sleep paralysis, it gets me excited to try to escape from the paralysis. One thing I hate is when I wake up multiple times and I'm still in the dream world not knowing if I'm actually waking up irl or not.
        Dec 2, 2019 at 10:25 AM
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      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        @PixelHeart
        Everything. The most annoying things are the hallucinations though, they look so real and it's frightening.
        Dec 2, 2019 at 6:49 PM
    3. Dalph
      Dalph
      Played on the PS4 for the first time ever and...almost 30 seconds just to load a main menu of a game. OK.
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      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        Moral of the story: I will just buy the controller and use it on pc.
        Nov 26, 2019
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        I have a pro, I think it's somewhat faster than the standard PS4. If you already have a decent gaming rig, there's no real reason to use any console except to play exclusives. I really need to get a better computer before my current laptop dies; I don't think it has much time left. lol.
        Nov 26, 2019
      4. FleshToDust
        FleshToDust
        PS5 comes out next year with a specialized SSD for quicker load times.
        Nov 26, 2019
    4. Dalph
      Dalph
      That dayum "Create a New Project" button in RM is so attractive. Can't help pressing it.
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      2. Windows i7
        Windows i7
        Kind of like new project buttons in Visual Studio lol.
        Nov 20, 2019
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      3. Benny Jackdaw
        Benny Jackdaw
        I know that feeling. It's so hard to come up with an idea that sticks.
        Nov 21, 2019
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      4. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        Yeah, though strangely I've only created a few projects.
        Nov 21, 2019
    5. Dalph
      Dalph
      Spare timeeee...where are youuu?!? I wanna go back to gamemake and make silly little games.
      1. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        Its off in a field of flowers, frolicing with all the socks we lose in the washer.
        Nov 17, 2019
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    6. Dalph
      Dalph
      Remember: When bread becomes like a rock, you can always make bruschetta to save it from the trashcan.
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      3. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        @HexMozart88 have you ever made bread pudding? I liked it until I got to be a part of making it.
        Oct 6, 2019
      4. HexMozart88
        HexMozart88
        I don't cook... at all. That could be why, LOL.
        Oct 6, 2019
      5. Wavelength
        Wavelength
        Or you can break scissors with it. Just look out for paper.
        Oct 6, 2019
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    7. Dalph
      Dalph
      I gained a good 10kg in 2 years and feels good to finally have a perfect weight for my height. I have been thin for over 25 years.
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      2. Kes
        Kes
        I rest my case.
        Oct 3, 2019
      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Dalph putting down roots. Soon there will be little Dalphs running about the place. :p
        Oct 3, 2019
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      4. Traveling Bard
        Traveling Bard
        congratulations!
        Oct 3, 2019
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    8. Dalph
      Dalph
      Silly cat instantly teleporting out of the house after I open the door. Took us hours to find him, he ended up re-entering from the balcony.
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      3. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        For some reason I envisioned a cat actually doing a Star Trek like teleport. Surprised no one has tried to make a sci-fi game with cats doing that.
        Sep 22, 2019
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      5. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        That's cute. <3
        Sep 22, 2019
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    9. Dalph
      Dalph
      IT Chapter Two was just ok, not awful but not even great, I always have high hopes when Stephen King's stuff is involved.
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        Still much better than what they did to The Dark Tower, dayum Hollywood and their habit to ruin good book stories.
        Sep 16, 2019
      2. mlogan
        mlogan
        Probably because he didn't write it, at least, that I'm aware of.
        Sep 16, 2019
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    10. Dalph
      Dalph
      Anyone can reccomend me some good Metroidvanias? I am obsessed with the genre recently and already played Hollow Knight and Dead Cells.
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      3. Kvothe
        Kvothe
        Welll... the most recent famous one: Blasphemous
        Sep 13, 2019
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      4. Seacliff
        Seacliff
        How about Axiom Verge?
        Sep 13, 2019
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      5. JtheDuelist
        JtheDuelist
        Azure Striker Gunvolt?
        Sep 13, 2019
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    11. Dalph
      Dalph
      I have a spare Steam key for "Pillars of Eternity" if anyone wants it. Just comment and I will give it away (randomly) with a dice roll.
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      2. NinjaKittyProductions
        NinjaKittyProductions
        That's really nice of you ^_^.
        Sep 7, 2019
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Already have it, but it's nice of your spare key away. :)
        Sep 7, 2019
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    12. Dalph
      Dalph
      Suddenly I feel like buying a parrot, and teach him all the bad words for my relatives when they come to visit.
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      2. Eliaquim
        Eliaquim
        Who never dream about it? xD
        Sep 5, 2019
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      3. Kuro DCupu
        Kuro DCupu
        My canary gettin mauled to dead by my cat
        Sep 6, 2019
      4. HexMozart88
        HexMozart88
        I'd get a raven just to eavesdrop on people.
        Sep 6, 2019
    13. Dalph
      Dalph
      Doctor: It's just a headache. Google: You have 40 different diseases. Moral of the story: Always consult an expert and not the internet.
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      2. gstv87
        gstv87
        and at the other end of the spectrum, depending on where you are and who the doctor is, "it's just a headache" is never just a headache.
        Aug 24, 2019
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        The problem is, too many diseases have similar possible symptoms. Not to wonder, there are symptoms that are common. Headaches are common. Fevers are common - the body raises temperature to build white blood cells etc. more easily.
        Aug 24, 2019
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      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Chest pains = anything related to chest. Difficulty with breathing - a lot of possible culprits. Mouth, nose, neck or lungs. Or poison/nerve system damage.
        Ten different diseases with possible symptoms similar to autism, because they behave slightly differently.
        Aug 24, 2019
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    14. Dalph
      Dalph
      Avengers Endgame gained even more than Avatar and Titanic, making it the greatest box office success of all time. Well deserved I guess.
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Just buy the blue-rays and watch them at home with your family and on your sofa, @Shaz.
        That's what I plan to do.
        Aug 8, 2019
      4. Shaz
        Shaz
        Yes, I have Infinity War & just waiting for Endgame to come out. Not blue-ray though. Big screen is better though.
        Aug 9, 2019
      5. Benny Jackdaw
        Benny Jackdaw
        ...I actually liked Avatar.
        Aug 31, 2019
    15. Dalph
      Dalph
      32y old here and I still like Lego. Still proud to say it, it's timeless fun.
      1. Windows i7
        Windows i7
        I still think a Lego branded 3D printer designed for printing lego bricks would be a good idea.
        Aug 5, 2019
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      2. Benny Jackdaw
        Benny Jackdaw
        Part of me wishes I still had my legos.
        Aug 31, 2019
    16. Dalph
      Dalph
      o_O ...my face when I try to translate the doctor's prescription paper in human language.
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      2. HexMozart88
        HexMozart88
        Yeah... literally the only reason why I'm able to go to the pharmacy and get the correct thing is because they're the only ones who need to be able to read it.
        Jul 24, 2019
    17. Dalph
      Dalph
      It will be my bday soon, my budget is 100 bucks and I have no idea what should I buy for myself. If someone has some cool ideas, pls share.
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        Super mario maker 2?
        Jul 21, 2019
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      4. puubutt
        puubutt
        you could try buying a ps3 if you dont have one? Or just buy some games for consoles you have.
        Jul 21, 2019
      5. evmaster
        evmaster
        A salt rifle.

        Jul 21, 2019
    18. Dalph
      Dalph
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      2. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        It looks great! I'm thinking it's all from scratch?
        Jun 26, 2019
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Thanks! Yes, the graphics is entirely made by me.
        Jun 26, 2019
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      4. HexMozart88
        HexMozart88
        :thumbsup-left: The trees look so fluffy.
        Jun 26, 2019
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    19. Dalph
      Dalph
      Hyped for the new Raspberry Pi 4. Finally 4GB of ram and 4K support! Lots of possibilities.
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      3. Windows i7
        Windows i7
        I'll probably get one to make a custom infotainment system for my car with.
        Jun 25, 2019
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      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        I want to get one too for Xmas, but I can't decide what to do with it. Maybe a portable retro console that looks like a Gameboy.
        I always wanted a Gameboy since when I was a kid, but couldn't afford it back then.
        Jun 25, 2019
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      5. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        Sounds cheap!
        Jun 25, 2019
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    20. Dalph
      Dalph
      Summer is the worst enemy of gaming laptops. My Lenovo is fortunately holding up pretty well so far.
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      2. Windows i7
        Windows i7
        Air conditioners can help a lot. That is how I keep my desktop cooler (well, the 240mm liquid cooler helps too)
        Jun 23, 2019
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      3. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        I'll keep that in mind once I have one. ;)
        Jun 24, 2019
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 29, 1987 (Age: 32)
    Home Page:
    https://steamcommunity.com/id/Dalphy/
    Location:
    Italy
    Occupation:
    Family man at day. Villain at night.
    About Me:
    I'm tall, witty and can be a good conversationalist.
    First Language:
    Italian Curses
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    Computer Science
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