Dalph
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Dalph

Nega Ralph™ (Retired Villain), Male, 32, from Italy

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That dayum "Create a New Project" button in RM is so attractive. Can't help pressing it. Nov 20, 2019 at 6:19 PM

    1. Dalph
      Dalph
      I didn't even know this awesome thing exists:





      Good stuff.
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      3. taarna23
        taarna23
        And then anyone within bluetooth distance of your livingroom can mess with your lights. Sounds awesome!


        Hey Dalph, I want to... er... mail you something! What's your address? ;)
        Sep 10, 2016
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      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        @taarna23:


        I guess you most likely have to add a specific code in the app (that only you know), or else what you mentioned might happen for sure, hahaha



        meetthebadguy@live.it (one of the 3)





        Beware, once you send an e-mail to that address there's no turn back anymore. 


        It's like making a deal with the Devil, you have been warned.  BD
        Sep 10, 2016
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      5. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        All I can say is awesome! Thanks for sharing.
        Sep 10, 2016
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    2. Dalph
      Dalph
      *net goes down*


      *calls provider to repair it*


      *gets repaired after 1 hour*


      *provider then calls and asks if it works*


      *answers that it does and closes call*


      *when the call gets closed the net goes down again for a while*


      *is ready to call the provider again to scream and swear at them like there's no tomorrow*


      ...but while doing that the net suddenly works again.


      http://a0.1nsk.ru/3/a32b30b66d.png
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      2. Dreadshadow
        Dreadshadow
        Trolling ISP at its best.


        At least it wasn't like my case, where a technician tried to scam me.


        Le me have less than 56K connection on an ADSL that regulary works on 3 megabit.


        Le me listened to my phone line.


        Le me know what noise is and also I am experienced on communication stuff a little.


        Le me called the ISP and saying I got LAME internet connection and there was NOISE to my line.


        They said a tech guy will visit me in 48 hours.


        He did.


        The tech guy says there is no noise at all and that there is probably a problem with my own cables in the house.


        I was very confused, so I asked to actually listen to his test plugphone.


        So... I WAS LISTENING TO THE NOISE FROM THE PLUGPHONE....


        "Do you listen that buzzing? This is noise"


        "Oh yes" he replied.


        I was starting to get angry with that guy.


        He then saild, let's check in your house too.


        He came, checked and said:


        "Oh! The noise is getting louder here".


        I replied. "So WHAT?"


        "The-noise-is-getting-louder"


        I could not stand to mock him back.


        "The-noise-should-not-exist-in-the-first-place.That-is-why-you-are-here.Forger-about-the-rest".


        The whole point was, that was a noise coming from a bad cable outside my house. Repair is for free.


        But if the guy could convince me that I got an issue with my house cables, I could had paid easily 1500 Euros for NOTHING at all.


        It's not over though Dalph!!!


        Le me get informed that I will have to wait 10 days so the problem will be solved.


        Day 6, pro techs come and dig out the cable to fix it


        Le me happy.


        Le me go and buy beer for everyone, while they do fix it.


        Le me learn a lot about reapairs through chit chat.


        Le me suddenly have again decent Internet connection and no noise to the line.
        Sep 9, 2016
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      3. Susan
        Susan
        Your service provider was bored, so they selected a hapless victim for trolling. Congrats on striking the lottery- *shot!*
        Sep 9, 2016
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      4. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        My parents started having all kinds of trouble after Verizon was bought out and apparently some coworkers of mine also have been having problems too.
        Sep 10, 2016
    3. Dalph
      Dalph
      Zamasu is probably the best villain in the whole Dragon Ball franchise.
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      3. RoooodWorks
        RoooodWorks
        woah..... no one ever has motivation except, destroy the world, kill all saiyans etc etc etc
        Sep 7, 2016
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      4. Alexander Amnell
        Alexander Amnell
           I haven't watched a Dragon Ball show since the cell arc but...is that really a hard title to obtain? I mean, Freiza had some interesting stuff going for her but the entire arc felt like it was playing catch up with his backstory and by the time you know enough to really get reeled into it she's dead, and everyone is fighting androids who, like all villains before them and likely after, seem only interested in blowing sheep up in between beating up, taunting and inexplicably sparing  the 'weaklings that will eventually grow strong and murder them.'


           A great Anime tradition DB may be, but it's never been particularly strong from a narrative standpoint; in my opinion at least.
        Sep 7, 2016
      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        I always watched DB because of the comedy factor and the fights (it's entertaining and some characters are likeable), I never really cared about the story in all honest, which is pretty poor after the Frieza saga (that's where it should have stopped).


        I guess I like it because it's part of my childhood, but they came up with an interesting story for the Future Trunks arc in Super, the villain-s have actually reasons in doing what they do. 


        It also seems that the mistery around them and their motivation makes them appear more interesting than the usual DB villain stereotype, that wants to become the strongest and destroy everything just to prove their might.


        Frieza is a male btw. ;)
        Sep 7, 2016
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    4. Dalph
      Dalph
      99% of the ghost and alien videos on Youtube are so hilarious, you can see it from miles away that they are fake and made just to get views.
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      3. Alexander Amnell
        Alexander Amnell
        @taarna23 That's absurd, especially when you consider that many of the most prolific social uprisings in world history originated from 'conspiracy theories' eventually revealed to be somewhat true. Just another way for an overly bloated government to try and solidify their control more permanently, but everything fades in the end so it's not so scary in the grand scheme of things as it might appear in the moment.


           Though out of my naturally morbid sense of curiosity...references?
        Sep 6, 2016
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      4. taarna23
        taarna23
        @Alexander Amnell Not from me, but the person that told me probably does... She appears to be napping, though. XD
        Sep 6, 2016
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      5. Euphony
        Euphony
        Definitely fake and ridiculous, but still fun to watch! Especially this time of year. ^_^
        Sep 6, 2016
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    5. Dalph
      Dalph
      I'm surprised by how much I can understand Spanish language. I never tried to learn it before and of course I cannot write anything in it because I have 0 knowledge of the grammar, but it's so similar to Italian that 70% of the words are totally clear.
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Probably because it's hard to learn.


        Grammar wise Italian is harder than English, I think due to the incredible number of past tenses and not to mention subjunctive ones, to not count the fact of every name (eve for inanimate objects) having an associated gender.


        Ex:


        scuol-a (female singular name because ends with -a) means school


        scuol-e (female plural name because ends with -e) means schools


        teatr-o (male singular name because ends with -o) means theater


        teatr-i (male plural name because ends with -i) means theaters


        All this has exceptions too.
        Sep 5, 2016
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      4. Vox Novus
        Vox Novus
        All those languages are based on Latin so they share a number of similarities in some ways.
        Sep 5, 2016
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      5. Matseb2611
        Matseb2611
        Russian language has some very complex grammar as well, including those genders for words. It uses 3 genders - masculine, feminine, and mid-gender.
        Sep 5, 2016
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    6. Dalph
      Dalph
      Had a big argument with a couple of people this morning because I didn't like what they liked movie-wise, freedom of speech is a myth nowdays apparently.


      You are not allowed to dislike something that many people might like, they might antagonize you because of it and because you are not a sheep following the crowd.


      Stating your own opinion is not starting an argument and many idiots don't seem to realize that..


      I can understand if I touch something you create, I can't understand if I touch something you like, this is childish, it's like: Don't touch my favourite toy, please.
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      3. Euphony
        Euphony
        Also the problem is that some people can't distinguish between being progressive and being politically correct. You can be open-minded without being an overly sensitive weenie. Unfortunately the loudest people are drawn to one extreme or the other - either they're looking to offend, or they're looking to be offended. Reasonable people will see that there's a middle ground and that you can just be a decent person who accepts the differences in people and minds his/her own business.


        It does really suck, though...I recently lost a friend to this kind of thing. I stated my opinion on a news item on Facebook and she totally blew up on me. Twisted my words and treated me like I was some kind of bigoted monster just for having a different opinion that her. Had to cut off contact with her after that - don't have time for that melodramatic BS. I hope these people you were "arguing" with weren't close friends. :<
        Sep 4, 2016
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      4. Tai_MT
        Tai_MT
        I lose a lot of Facebook friends that way.  One blocked me because I dared to point out 150 products made with Crude Oil that WEREN'T fuel for vehicles/homes, as a means to illustrate that we'll always need Crude Oil, even if we eventually switch over to Wind and Solar farms.

        I've just learned on Facebook to poste that one meme thing that says, "Yep, I got blocked, guess that means I'm right".
        Sep 4, 2016
      5. Uzuki
        Uzuki
        Yeah I have to look at my generation, apparently we pushed the millennial age date back and my birth year got caught in it, and wonder how is society going to function in some 20-30 odd years when these people are running the big businesses and government. Will they finally have a metamorphosis and use basic logic cognition and common sense? Or will congress be run by 50 year olds screaming about safespaces and identifying as apache helicopters? I know not all of us act like our farts smell like roses, but the squeaky wheel gets the oil and that could be bad news if the overly sensitive become the vocal majority.
        Sep 4, 2016
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    7. Dalph
      Dalph
      I'm thinking about making a Youtube channel where I play Rpg Maker games and curse a lot in unknown languages.
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      3. Animebryan
        Animebryan
        Great idea. I do Let's Plays myself but my focus right now is SMBX games like Super RMN Bros. & Super Talking Time Bros. I plan on doing some horror RPGs myself when October comes.
        Sep 2, 2016
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      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        It'll be a thing.


        I finally found a decent screen recording program and the quality is acceptable (took me hours), will make the first video soon.
        Sep 2, 2016
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      5. UNphiltered_khaos
        UNphiltered_khaos
        Can we expect it by this coming friday?
        Sep 5, 2016
    8. Dalph
      Dalph
      :D


      http://i.imgur.com/dGfYkmZ.png


      I admit that I forget it on sometimes. :D
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      3. Matseb2611
        Matseb2611
        Wow man, you have 2000 ore. You're rich. Care to share some of that wealth with us, mere peasants?
        Sep 1, 2016
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      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbuqneevx71qhmi2t.gif
        Sep 1, 2016
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      5. Vox Novus
        Vox Novus
        Sep 1, 2016
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    9. Dalph
      Dalph
      I have conflictual feelings about Dragon Ball Super and can't make my mind, now it's being engaging again and could be really interesting how the storyline of this arc will unfold.
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      3. Dalph
      4. Artificer
        Artificer
        Oh, so, The legend is really back
        Sep 1, 2016
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      5. Vox Novus
        Vox Novus
        @Dalph™ Idk after he had his potential unleashed by old kai in the buu saga he seemed to enjoy fighting a lot, he even was somewhat cocky and belittled super buu because of his superiority. Not that I'm saying him being a family man is bad either because while goku is a great fighter his character is otherwise terrible; relatively bad husband and a mostly absentee father. Seriously, Gohan had to go through puberty and everything without a father figure guiding him, I'm sure that was fun with Chi-Chi as his mother. I just don't see why he can't still be powerful as well.


        Wow I heard the animation got bad at one point (due to new young animators) but that's horrendous. Wasn't anybody supervising it along the way.
        Sep 1, 2016
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    10. Dalph
      Dalph
      Nice to see the Ace resource packs being all slowly converted to MV.
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Just out of curiosity, what you exactly don't like of MV? Because to me it's superior to Ace regarding every aspect.
        Aug 31, 2016
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      4. Yappy Monoxide
        Yappy Monoxide
        Well the last time I tried Mv was near when it first came out so some of the problems I had were fixed. But the things I didn't like were:


        1. Artstyle. It's my opinion and if you like the style that's fine. But personally I prefer Ace's better.


        2. Content. Ace had alot more music and Character sets than Mv.


        3. Plugins. While I do like the plugin system and how the parameters are right there. There's no text editor in the script. So you can't just paste the plugin in you to go into a few folders and drag it in. While in Ace you just copy the script and paste it into your game. 


        That's pretty much it since alot of the other issues I had in the past have been fixed. I want you to think I hate Mv, because I don't. It did a lot of good things. Such as the improved character generator, Event searcher, Changing to javascript, and resolution. Those are great things to add, but I still just prefer Ace.
        Aug 31, 2016
      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        2. The RTP of MV is the biggest RTP ever, did you check the BaseResource add-ons? Overall it's bigger than Ace even regarding music.


        3. I never understood why people complained about that. Use SublimeText, I see no difference between using that and a text editor in the engine itself, it's around the same thing.


        To each his own, but there's no way I will go back to Ace after seeing what MV can do, Ace is a step backward to me.
        Aug 31, 2016
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    11. Dalph
      Dalph
      So the new Deus Ex looks to be poorly optimized as well and is currently recieving mixed reviews on Steam, all these Triple A games are just a huge disappointment. 


      After the disastrous launch of Batman: Arkham Knight being poorly optimized, Street Fighter V looking incomplete, rushed and having issues, the new Hitman feeling like Early Access divided in episodes, No Man's Sky being the most overhyped game in history and not worth 60, Just Cause 3 lagging on a Nasa pc and Mortal Kombat X with discountinued PC support and issues, I came to the realization that the desire to make money has ultimately overridden the creativity that was previously at the heart of videogame industry. Instead of creating new and high quality content, the triple-A industry has focused on perfecting business strategies, there are a few exceptions of course (GTA V and Shadow of Mordor) but not many.


      Indie game devs are the future apparently, we are the future.
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      3. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        @Alexander Amnell: Yes and no. I know people that won't play games without the high end graphics because they look like garbage to them, so the players are pressuring them to put those graphics in too. Though, I do wonder what would happen if every game suddenly dropped down to ASCII quality graphics? Would those people adapt, or would they quit gaming altogether? Too bad we can't test that theory out :)  
        Aug 30, 2016
      4. Scythuz
        Scythuz
        Is it weird that I like some ASCII art better than extremely old pixel art?
        Aug 30, 2016
      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        @Scythuz:


        https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/56044407.jpg
        Aug 30, 2016
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    12. Dalph
      Dalph
      The eternal cyclical curse of PC gaming.


      1) You want it so much untill you'll finally get it.


      2) Once you get it, after a while you will most likely want something better.


      3) Repeat all the above x ∞.


      Result = I cri evrytiem and so is my wallet


      https://scontent-mxp1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14095901_1112792685425394_2659652582140465621_n.png?oh=76f18c3631bf76169d0c284b5fa1b819&oe=58484426
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        I'm erring on the side of caution with newer games. They've been nothing but massive disappointments, so far. I've played roughly two or three new games (came out last year or this year) which I've genuinely liked; the rets have been bloody trash.


        Fortunately, I have a nice collection of older games to keep me occupied, and have recently discovered Mount & Blade: Warband - which I've fallen in love with.
        Aug 29, 2016
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      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        It's mostly AAA titles being too overhyped usually and\or big software houses creating poor pc ports or add questionable features in their games.


        I personally find many new (or at least recent) indies way more interesting and well made (look at The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth and Hyperlight Drifter, they are awesome), I think that indie games are the future of videogame industry.
        Aug 29, 2016
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      5. Matseb2611
        Matseb2611
        I've been more into indie games as well over the past few years. Now, there are a tonne of trash indie games out there, but also many gems too, and at least wading through indie games doesn't cost as much money and time as it does wading through crappy AAA games.
        Aug 29, 2016
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    13. Dalph
      Dalph
      A.O.T.: Wings of Freedom looks pretty cool, a bit expensive (59.99 euros) but still cool. Not sure if I'm allowed to post videos about it but better not, too much gore. :p
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Apparently they finally did, last night was calm and peaceful, probably the nightmare is over for all those people.
        Aug 28, 2016
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      4. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        That is good. Hopefully now things can get back to normal. Did you suffer any damages?
        Aug 29, 2016
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      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        Nope, thankfully my city was unaffected by it, the disaster happened nearby. Thanks for asking.
        Aug 29, 2016
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    14. Dalph
      Dalph
      Things are being very scary in Italy, the dayum ground doesn't stop moving.
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      3. saintivan
        saintivan
        Nature is quite familiar with rare and improbable events; it is man who is unaware (Taleb's The Black Swan is the definitive work).
        Aug 27, 2016
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      4. DesperateMeasurez
        DesperateMeasurez
        I haven't been on here the last couple weeks, but I'm glad to see you're okay, man. I've been hearing clips of what's going on via short radio announcements at work. Stay safe!
        Aug 27, 2016
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      5. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        Hang in there and stay safe. :D
        Aug 27, 2016
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    15. Dalph
      Dalph
      Random people adding me as a friend on Steam just to play Counter Strike: Global Offensive with them, urgh...


      I don't understand what's the scoop with that game and why it's so played, I can't find a reason other than the #profit you can make selling weapons and items there.
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      3. RoooodWorks
        RoooodWorks
        my friend got me counter strike and garry's mod so we could play together 3 years back, i have only played about 3 hours of it, but stopped cos it got boring after awhile and the friends i played with we lost contact, i still talk to some, but we all lost interest in it XD
        Aug 26, 2016
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      4. Euphony
        Euphony
        What, you don't want snot-nosed teenagers and bitter neckbeards calling you a f*ggot and telling you they banged your mom? What are you, some kind of mature, well-mannered adult?
        Aug 26, 2016
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      5. RoooodWorks
        RoooodWorks
        sometimes, maybe sort of.
        Aug 26, 2016
    16. Dalph
      Dalph
      Ara Fell is actually quite good, a few things of it bother me but it's overall a very nice rm game.
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      2. Parallax Panda
        Parallax Panda
        Agreed. I bought the re-released RM2K3 because I saw the potential in making low res games, all thanks to how surprisingly good Ara Fell was.
        Aug 25, 2016
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    17. Dalph
      Dalph
      I'm interested to try this brand of chips called Terra, many people keep telling me that they are among the most tasty in the world, sadly they don't exist in Italy so the only option is to order them from the US. Did anyone try them here? What do they taste like? Are they really that good?


      I'm interested to know, especially regarding the blue ones: http://www.terrachips.com/
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      3. chalkdust
        chalkdust
        I've had a few bags of those. I don't recall the blue chips being in the bags that I had. The best description is diverse. There are 5-6 different types of chip in the mix, each with a different texture, different hardness, and different flavor. One or two are really good, most are just okay, and there's one that's kind of bland and too hard compared to the others. My verdict: I would buy them if they happened to catch my eye in the store, but I wouldn't put much effort into seeking them out.
        Aug 24, 2016
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      4. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        Aug 24, 2016
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      5. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        @Dalph™ I have seen those in the organic food section. I will have to try them and see.
        Aug 24, 2016
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    18. Dalph
      Dalph
      I think I will ask to my friend (which owns a small art store) to make me a t-shirt like this. :p


      http://i.imgur.com/mnP1Bvq.png
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      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        *who owns a small art store.


        dayum, the nionese curse strikes again.
        Aug 23, 2016
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      3. Vox Novus
        Vox Novus
        Or should it say Dalph is into it! That's okay Nionese is spreading like wildfire throughout the world, soon it will be a mandatory second language.
        Aug 23, 2016
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      4. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        This is an MV dis isn't it? :p
        Aug 23, 2016
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    19. Dalph
      Dalph
      Gets me everytime:










      The Office is hilarious.
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      3. Euphony
        Euphony
        My favorite sitcom ever!
        Aug 22, 2016
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      4. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        @Dalph™  - GG. Made me spit water. GG.


        Best acronym joke sign IGNorance
        Aug 22, 2016
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      5. Matseb2611
        Matseb2611
        Hehe, I love this part a lot, especially when Dwight tries to do that facial expression into the camera. XD
        Aug 22, 2016
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    20. Dalph
      Dalph
      I can't believe people buy games like this: 


      There's literally 5-10 minutes of gameplay(?), which consists in moving a 90y old woman (that walks like a slug) towards a straight path, making her sit on a bench and listen to a weird song. I'm honestly tired of these pretentious artsy games, they are garbage.


      It even costs 5 euros\dollars, what a joke.
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      3. Euphony
        Euphony
        Dalph be walking through Steam like:
        Aug 21, 2016
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      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        @Euphony You want to know what's funny? I really had an air conditioner similar to that once, that's probably me after 35 years or so and after becoming more than a whole foot shorter.
        Aug 21, 2016
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      5. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        Some of those abstract art pieces can be awesome, but there is alot of "what.. ...why."


        I prefer my hentai dating sims with 5 hours of "plot" myself though personally. 
        Aug 21, 2016
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 29, 1987 (Age: 32)
    Home Page:
    https://steamcommunity.com/id/Dalphy/
    Location:
    Italy
    Occupation:
    Family man at day. Villain at night.
    About Me:
    I'm tall, witty and can be a good conversationalist.
    First Language:
    Italian Curses
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    Computer Science
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