Dalph
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Family man at day. Villain at night.

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Dalph

Nega Ralph™, Male, 32, from Italy

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Remember: When bread becomes like a rock, you can always make bruschetta to save it from the trashcan. Oct 6, 2019

    1. Dalph
      Dalph
      I have to admit that playing bad games is fun, it shows you what to not do when you make your own game.
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      2. Dalph
        Dalph


        http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/096/361/cd3.gif

        Aug 18, 2016
        2 people like this.
      3. Bonkers
        Bonkers
        Yup, the crux of it being that sometimes it comes from a small gaming community all the way to triple A games.
        Aug 18, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      4. Vox Novus
        Vox Novus
        @Palladinthug, definitely look at the afro samurai 2 game. It received such bad reception the game was pulled and refunds were issued. Goes to show we as game developers on this site shouldn't be worried about putting our work out there and having it fail; its how you learn and it can happen no matter your scope in developing a game.
        Aug 18, 2016
    2. Dalph
      Dalph
      According to some fans, Dragon Ball Super will soon feature a sort of Super Saiyan Pink (oh god why) which isn't even a SSJ technically but looks like one. After the Super Sayan God which is Red and the Super Sayan God Super Sayan which is Blue now we have the Kawaii Super Sayan.


      I'm disappointed that they can't come up with interesting transformations anymore, everything so far are just stupid colour changes. What will be next? Super Saiyan Rainbow? Toei pls.
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        You should play DB: Xenoverse, it's a very fun game (you can make your own character too there).


        I liked Digimon too years ago but watched only the first two seasons.
        Aug 17, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      4. RoooodWorks
        RoooodWorks
        i have that(got my own character, played with some of my friends) then  i got other games including digimon cyber sleuth :p. yeah i watched digimon years ago but only the first half of the first season, but now i wanna catch up so i can watch the latest season that came out with the original kids all grown up :p
        Aug 17, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      5. Vox Novus
        Vox Novus
        Lol, The Super Saiyan Power Rangers! Go, go Super Saiyans!
        Aug 18, 2016
        1 person likes this.
    3. Dalph
      Dalph
      I am still seeing Rpg Maker games with disabled Dash nowdays.


      Probably some devs think this is a smart idea to make gameplay time longer, but NO, this just makes the patience of the player smaller.


      Navigation has to be fast, especially in big maps, nobody wants to play as a snail in a desert.
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      3. Scythuz
        Scythuz
        Yeah, people like a 'go faster' button :p  
        Aug 15, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      4. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        I like being able to dash in towns and all that, but on the world map I like having to take my time. I feel that if I can quickly get from end to end on the biggest map of the game that it takes a bit of the thrill of exploring away. After all, you've gotta burn it to earn it!


        But once I get to my destination and step inside, being able to run like a squirrel on caffeine is really fun and useful. That way I can hastily get to the next shop and see all the cool stuff I can't afford.
        Aug 15, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. taarna23
        taarna23
        I think Final Fantasy 6 did a good job at making you need to pay attention despite being able to run - everything in that game was twisty and turny. The idea that you were going to run straight for any real length of time was pretty ridiculous.
        Aug 15, 2016
        2 people like this.
    4. Dalph
      Dalph
      My new mouse (which isn't even a mouse):



      http://i.imgur.com/WEjg5FJ.jpg

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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        https://media.giphy.com/media/iW9wq3HhXCqgo/giphy.gif
        Aug 14, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Oh noes! Sad bunny. >.< Look at its tiny paws and its super fluffy tummy!
        Aug 15, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. Vox Novus
        Vox Novus
        Lol, I had a friend who named his cat mouse.
        Aug 15, 2016
        1 person likes this.
    5. Dalph
      Dalph
      So the PC version of No Man's Sky is a buggy mess and very poorly optimized too, lags even on high end gpus like a good GTX 980.


      This game is getting a lot of negative reviews on Steam and according to some it's not even that special as so many people hoped it to be.


      This is what happens when something is so massively overhyped, I have to say that I'm disappointed though, not only because I was looking forward to it but also because it's so sad to still see such terrible PC ports nowdays. This is even worse than what they did with Batman: Arkham Knight, hopefully they will fix the issues like it happened with the Batman game but the launch has been disastrous.
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      3. Scythuz
        Scythuz
        Just play Starbound instead~
        Aug 14, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Bonkers
        Bonkers
        Aug 14, 2016
      5. cabfe
        cabfe
        @Palladinthug: Or Starcraft.


        Oh, wait. It looks like having "star" in the name is not enough.
        Aug 14, 2016
        2 people like this.
    6. Dalph
      Dalph
      I'm doing reviews of Rpg Maker games on Steam in my spare time, so if there's an Rpg Maker game there that you guys want to reccomend me feel free to do it in this status (yes, even commercial). So far only Matseb got positive reviews there from me.
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Yeah Steam only. I want to clean a little bit of crap there, there are too many horrible rm games ruining the reputation of the engine.


        I did play Ib though, it's a very good game and a classic too.
        Aug 13, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. cabfe
        cabfe
        They aren't RPGs, more like Adventure games but you're interested you can have a look at the Scott Pilgrim series.


        I've only played the old, free versions of them some years ago but it's now on Steam and possibly improved since then.


        Not exactly the best games in this category, but they were enjoyable.
        Aug 13, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      5. cabfe
        cabfe
        Darn, not *Scott* Pilgrim but *Space* Pilgrim. :headshake:
        Aug 13, 2016
        3 people like this.
    7. Dalph
      Dalph
      1.3 is very good and adds a lot of neat stuff to MV. Pixi 4 above all, the encryption (which can encrypt audio files too, and automatically remove unnecessary files that aren't used in the game to reduce filesize), the splashscreen, the general performance improvements, Steam Workshop full support, a premade database and more.
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      3. cabfe
        cabfe
        I have an AMD Athlon X2 4200+.


        My current GPU is a GT640.


        I think the bottleneck in my case is the CPU.
        Aug 11, 2016
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        @AwesomeCool:
        I have an i7 6700 here and 16GB of ram too, but the thing is that I don't see difference performance-wise in MV compared to my old AMD Quad Core with 8GB.
        Everything was running and still runs at 60fps, so I believe that the reccomended specs to run this engine smoothly are these:
         
        CPU: Any AMD or Intel Quad Core
        GPU: 1GB minimum
        RAM: 4GB (8GB to be safe)
         
        They can appear a bit high for an engine but let's not forget that MV handles more than the double of Ace Resolution (which was 544×416 and can up to 640x480 max), MV can go as up as 1920x1080 so FullHD and supports Pixi 4 too now, basically fast graphics rendering using GPU power like in 3D games.
         
        @cabfe:
        That can definitely be one of the reasons I think.
        Aug 11, 2016
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      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        The PC I mentioned (the AMD) is dated 2011, back then it was something very powerful but today it's a lot below average, still handles MV perfectly though despite being a solid 5y old.


        Gaming pcs nowdays average 16-32GB of ram and with 2-8GB gpus and are either Fast Quad Cores, Hexacores or Octacores.


        Basically MV requires a machine that is less than 6y old (had to be good when you bought it though and not with low specs) to run smoothly, it's not that bad as people think nor demanding.
        Aug 11, 2016
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    8. Dalph
      Dalph
      *resurrects website*


      https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/70487795.jpg
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      3. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        This is what this site needs: more excitement, jokes, and Robocop!


        https://jafrum.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/robocop-helmet-bike.jpg
        Aug 6, 2016
        4 people like this.
      4. Dalph
        Dalph


        http://i.imgur.com/xvGUeoq.png

        Aug 6, 2016
        4 people like this.
      5. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4575847/richard-simmons-dance-party-o.gif


        Judge Dredd and Robocop!? This forum's doing it! It's becoming mighty!
        Aug 6, 2016
        3 people like this.
    9. Snow White
      Snow White
      Sorry to bother you Dalphy, but I just happened to click on your about and just had to say, Batman is no gremmie!  ;)


      But really, when did you add the Surf King of Gotham to your about?! I don't remember him being there before  :p


      ( . . . I wonder if it's sad that I remember that episode :D )


      OK, gotta run now! I have a wave to catch :p


      http://i.imgur.com/TNeeN73.gif
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        https://media.giphy.com/media/h7YvI2Lgpblfi/giphy.gif
        Aug 5, 2016
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      2. Snow White
        Snow White
        Man, you really do have a Gif for everything Dalph! :rwink:


        What would that count as . . . Caramellbatman? :D


        Either way, it's adorable! :wub:
        Aug 6, 2016
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    10. Dalph
      Dalph
      There's a new Final Fantasy for Android called "Final Fantasy: Mobius" or more like "Final Fantasy: The Last Tutorial", since it features neverending and frustrating tutorials that last hours before you can even start playing. Plus you can't even go around doing stuff but it's just battle after battle after battle with cards involved as skills that make everything so confusing...


      On the good side though, the graphics is impressive for a mobile game.
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://img.memecdn.com/playing-video-games-for-graphics_o_205241.jpg
        Aug 5, 2016
        4 people like this.
      4. taarna23
        taarna23
        I grabbed that one too, but yeah... I'm like a half hour in and still can't CHOOSE TO DO THINGS FOR MYSELF WTF.
        Aug 5, 2016
        3 people like this.
      5. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        @Dalph™ Now, now. Some porn tries hard to have a good story or premise... sorta. :)
        Aug 5, 2016
        2 people like this.
    11. Dalph
      Dalph
      This was my dinner today:





      Never gets old.
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      3. mlogan
        mlogan
        I'm encouraged that our favorite local pizza place has pizza that looks more like this than the American chain pizza. There's a reason it's our favorite!
        Aug 3, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Euphony
        Euphony
        https://24.media.tumblr.com/f7de7d978223cb5126cec08efda21c99/tumblr_my2341N4Ve1t1wejdo1_250.gif
        Aug 3, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. Saltwater Croc
        Saltwater Croc
        If it's a pizza, I'll happily much it (except if you use chevre.... that stuff makes me yak.)
        I've had italian stye pizza and it's AMAZING... (There are some mom & pop italian places near here)

        But, to be fair, so is Chicago, Detroit, and New York style pizzas... 

        Chicago Deep Dish:


        http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1531115/images/o-CHICAGO-DEEP-DISH-facebook.jpgSauce (a basic marinara usually) is on top, and meat... LOTS of meat and cheese are on the bottom.. crusts are sometimes butter-based)



        New York:


        https://www.valpak.com/img/bpp/VeneziasNewYorkPizzeriaPhoenixAZ.jpg
        The crust is chewy and often folded... so good



        Detroit:





        http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2011/10/04/8853158/meatsupreme2.jpg
        Also a deep crust, but unlike the chicago pie, it doesn't have gigundo amounts of filling...  something about that crust tho. The little crispy edges are just... magical :D!

        Aug 3, 2016
    12. Dalph
      Dalph
      Got a superb new avatar from Archeia, she also totally nailed my character with her design.
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      3. Euphony
        Euphony
        What would an anti-mod's duties be exactly?


        https://media.giphy.com/media/WHnDTcVTJtYfC/giphy.gif
        Jul 30, 2016
        3 people like this.
      4. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        @Euphony - something very evil obviously.
        Jul 30, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. Snow White
        Snow White
        I was just thinking how pretty your new avatar is! :wub:


        I really should have know it was drawn by @Archeia :D (seriously girl, have you drawn anything that isn't beautiful? You're making me look bad! :p (But really, that avatar it awesome, you did a great job on it! :wub: )


        And I agree with @cabfe That smile! XD


        You look great Dalphy, loven' the glowing eyes! :D :thumbsup-right:
        Aug 1, 2016
        3 people like this.
    13. Dalph
      Dalph
      I watched Inside Out today and it was really good and brilliant actually, like 8 out of 10. Totally fun and worth watching.
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      3. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        lol right, Happy Birthday xD
        Jul 30, 2016
        3 people like this.
      4. Marquise*
        Marquise*
        Joins the party!  Seems That I again missed the cool action while fighting troubles... Oh well I can't have them all.  HAPPY FIRST DAY OF YET ANOTHER NEW YEAR TO LEVEL UP!
        Jul 30, 2016
        4 people like this.
      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        @The Mighty Palm:


        People will always nitpick about everything, nothing is perfect.


        Also Disney's stuff is for every age, my dad is 60 and really likes Disney movies. ;)


        @DesperateMeasurez, Marsigne and Marquise:


        Thanks a lot guys, it was the best birthday I ever had and a day I will never forget. :D
        Jul 30, 2016
        3 people like this.
    14. Dalph
      Dalph
      A friend of mine who is studying at the University of Pisa, claims that he saw Arnold Schwarzenegger being on a vacation there with his girlfriend a couple of days ago, and guess what? He is way shorter than what people think. I always thought he was 6'2, Hollywood is such a joke sometimes.
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      3. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        @Euphony - that is a good counter argument.


        The only French leader that ever did anything but pull out the white flag in 10 seconds was the shortest of midgets.
        Jul 29, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Euphony
        Euphony
        Yeah so you better watch out.


        https://media.giphy.com/media/kKdgdeuO2M08M/giphy.gif
        Jul 29, 2016
        4 people like this.
      5. taarna23
        taarna23
        Sigh. It's always the small, quiet ones.
        Jul 29, 2016
        3 people like this.
    15. Dalph
      Dalph
      Hello rmw, this is a perfectly normal and boring status update and hopefully it won't have many replies.
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/tv/2016/05/07/family_guy_trump-large_trans++LyQuLaWi53vasyfRaiyWAVQYArzCZkfUqg3bUYglOXQ.jpg
        Jul 28, 2016
        4 people like this.
      4. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        Hey, it's Christmas in July! No need for boring stuff! It's me, Santa Claus, and my jolly rear end has squeezed his way down all's yall's chimneys to give everyone Likes! But know this: every single one I give out is sincere and sprinkled with Magic!


        http://www.santasuitsusa.com/cmssites/ws1010www.santasuitsusa.com/images/Santa%20with%20Laptop.jpg
        Jul 28, 2016
        6 people like this.
      5. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        @The Stranger - LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB



        "Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor, Biting The Carpet, Scaring The Cat, Nearly Dying By Falling Out Of The Window In Front Of A Guy Who Looks Like Bill Gates, Who Then Horrified, Runs Out On The Street And Is Accidentally Killed By A Yellow Bulldozer".


        Yes, this is a real thing and yes it is awesome.

        Jul 28, 2016
        3 people like this.
    16. Dalph
      Dalph
      The Videogame Name Generator: http://videogamena.me/


      These kind of things are always a lot of fun and can give good inspiration too for brainstorming.


      Advanced Vocabulary Quest - For grammar nazis~
      Alcoholic Lizard Uncensored - Does naughty things when drunk. *shakes tail*
      Scooby Doo and the Vegetarian Creator - The hardest mystery mission ever for Scooby, absolutely no hamburgers allowed while taking the task.
      Double Crossdressing 3D - Oh gosh, crossdressing twice and in 3D too now.
      Custom Pork Joe - Help Joe to create his own perfect custom pork, change the colour, size and taste of it.
      The Sims: Cooking Panic - With special guest appearance of Gordon Ramsay.
      Forgotten Challenge: Wait, what challenge?
      Atomic Princess Insurrection: Beware Dark Lords, you'd better not kidnap this one.
      Biblical Soccer: ... Ok that's it, I'm done.
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      3. Matseb2611
        Matseb2611
        @DesperateMeasurez: The regular edition of Wild West Nudist is probably only PG-13. :p


        Thought I'd try a few more of these...


        Scottish Godzilla from Outer Space - I wonder what's Scottish about it if it came from outer space.


        Kinky Ghost Assassins - sounds like a fun plot! I'd play it.


        Final Fantasy Shark Marines - an FF game about life of an ordinary trooper.


        Adventures of the Fun Noodle Onslaught - sounds like a food themed RPG.


        Retarded Spelling Revisited - a game which throws random misspelled words in your face so you can shoot em.
        Jul 29, 2016
        7 people like this.
      4. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        Retarded Spelling Revisited? Yes please! Take my money now!
        Jul 29, 2016
        5 people like this.
      5. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Return of Tetris of Might and Magic - A Might and Magic game done in Tetris style. Turn based falling blocks!


        Mary Kate and Ashley's Chainsaw Massacre - Don your very own custom mask of skin and hunt down these two annoying brats. Based on a true story.


        Frisky Katana Story - A story about someone using a katana for something it's not made for.


        First-Person Battle Baseball - A sh*t version of Chivalry, in which you use baseball bats and just smack one another.
        Jul 29, 2016
        6 people like this.
    17. Dalph
      Dalph
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      3. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        Dalph! You sure like people to suffer in your birthday, do you? *takes sword from pants*
        Jul 26, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://24.media.tumblr.com/b214c1a72b9f346875af223103ae19f4/tumblr_mk8u5kJWNZ1r8tyjfo1_500.gif


        http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11122/111223567/4710404-3453276591-Broly.gif
        Jul 26, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        What and a I thought it would be a giant meteorite that would end it. XD
        Jul 26, 2016
        1 person likes this.
    18. Dalph
      Dalph
      Some Poke-fans will probably kill me but as a kid, I always preferred Digimon over Pokemon (and I still do). 


      I'm not talking about the anime only but the whole franchise and the monsters themselves. The Digimon shows actually have a good story, character development, real antagonists, morals, epicness and powerful emotions.


      The only point I will make in the case for Pokemon is that the video games are technically superior but that's all.










      Personal opinion of course.
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      3. Euphony
        Euphony
        I almost forgot, anyone else have this totally rad toy as a kid? :p
        Jul 25, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        That Patamon-Angemon transformer thing is so amazingly awesome.


        I used to have a small Metal Etemon like this one:


        http://acimg.auctivacommerce.com/imgdata/0/1/9/3/9/7/webimg/8920601.jpg


        Should still be in my house somewhere.










        This Elvis wannabe monkey was actually the funniest villain of all the show.
        Jul 25, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. RoooodWorks
        RoooodWorks
        YEA i preferred digimon over Pokemon. My brothers always wanted to watch pokemon and there was me who wanted to watch digimon, there was major fights over who watched what (as we only had 1 tv back then XD).
        Jul 25, 2016
        3 people like this.
    19. Dalph
      Dalph
      So Battleborn is out for like "2 months" and it's already part of a Bundle?: https://www.humblebundle.com/2k-games-bundle


      Such a huge price drop in so little time, it costed over 40 when they released it!


      A total flop basically, which is a shame since Gearbox made very cool stuff too (like Borderlands).
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      2. cabfe
        cabfe
        I guess releasing around the same time as Overwatch was too much for it.
        Jul 24, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        The comparison that people used to make between these two titles always amused me, they are totally different in truth but yeah, Overwatch is a total success. :p
        Jul 24, 2016
        1 person likes this.
    20. Dalph
      Dalph
      ( Θ ̨Θƪ )
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      3. KanaX
        KanaX
        http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/633/stop_touching_me.png
        Jul 22, 2016
        3 people like this.
      4. Euphony
        Euphony
        Donger police here. I detect and overuse of dongers and insist you stop or I'll shoot.


        (ノ-_・)/|)‥‥…>>━→ >>-(゚ロ゚)→
        Jul 22, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. KanaX
        KanaX
        /( .□.) ︵╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /)


        YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
        Jul 22, 2016
        1 person likes this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 29, 1987 (Age: 32)
    Home Page:
    https://steamcommunity.com/id/Dalphy/
    Location:
    Italy
    Occupation:
    Family man at day. Villain at night.
    About Me:
    I'm tall, witty and can be a good conversationalist.
    First Language:
    Italian Curses
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    Computer Science
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