Dalph
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Dalph

Nega Ralph™, Male, 32, from Italy

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Avengers Endgame gained even more than Avatar and Titanic, making it the greatest box office success of all time. Well deserved I guess. Aug 8, 2019

    1. Snow White
      Snow White
      Sorry to bother you Dalphy, but I just happened to click on your about and just had to say, Batman is no gremmie!  ;)


      But really, when did you add the Surf King of Gotham to your about?! I don't remember him being there before  :p


      ( . . . I wonder if it's sad that I remember that episode :D )


      OK, gotta run now! I have a wave to catch :p


      http://i.imgur.com/TNeeN73.gif
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        https://media.giphy.com/media/h7YvI2Lgpblfi/giphy.gif
        Aug 5, 2016
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      2. Snow White
        Snow White
        Man, you really do have a Gif for everything Dalph! :rwink:


        What would that count as . . . Caramellbatman? :D


        Either way, it's adorable! :wub:
        Aug 6, 2016
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    2. Dalph
      Dalph
      There's a new Final Fantasy for Android called "Final Fantasy: Mobius" or more like "Final Fantasy: The Last Tutorial", since it features neverending and frustrating tutorials that last hours before you can even start playing. Plus you can't even go around doing stuff but it's just battle after battle after battle with cards involved as skills that make everything so confusing...


      On the good side though, the graphics is impressive for a mobile game.
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://img.memecdn.com/playing-video-games-for-graphics_o_205241.jpg
        Aug 5, 2016
        4 people like this.
      4. taarna23
        taarna23
        I grabbed that one too, but yeah... I'm like a half hour in and still can't CHOOSE TO DO THINGS FOR MYSELF WTF.
        Aug 5, 2016
        3 people like this.
      5. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        @Dalph™ Now, now. Some porn tries hard to have a good story or premise... sorta. :)
        Aug 5, 2016
        2 people like this.
    3. Dalph
      Dalph
      This was my dinner today:





      Never gets old.
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      3. mlogan
        mlogan
        I'm encouraged that our favorite local pizza place has pizza that looks more like this than the American chain pizza. There's a reason it's our favorite!
        Aug 3, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Euphony
        Euphony
        https://24.media.tumblr.com/f7de7d978223cb5126cec08efda21c99/tumblr_my2341N4Ve1t1wejdo1_250.gif
        Aug 3, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. Saltwater Croc
        Saltwater Croc
        If it's a pizza, I'll happily much it (except if you use chevre.... that stuff makes me yak.)
        I've had italian stye pizza and it's AMAZING... (There are some mom & pop italian places near here)

        But, to be fair, so is Chicago, Detroit, and New York style pizzas... 

        Chicago Deep Dish:


        http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1531115/images/o-CHICAGO-DEEP-DISH-facebook.jpgSauce (a basic marinara usually) is on top, and meat... LOTS of meat and cheese are on the bottom.. crusts are sometimes butter-based)



        New York:


        https://www.valpak.com/img/bpp/VeneziasNewYorkPizzeriaPhoenixAZ.jpg
        The crust is chewy and often folded... so good



        Detroit:





        http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2011/10/04/8853158/meatsupreme2.jpg
        Also a deep crust, but unlike the chicago pie, it doesn't have gigundo amounts of filling...  something about that crust tho. The little crispy edges are just... magical :D!

        Aug 3, 2016
    4. Dalph
      Dalph
      Got a superb new avatar from Archeia, she also totally nailed my character with her design.
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      3. Euphony
        Euphony
        What would an anti-mod's duties be exactly?


        https://media.giphy.com/media/WHnDTcVTJtYfC/giphy.gif
        Jul 30, 2016
        3 people like this.
      4. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        @Euphony - something very evil obviously.
        Jul 30, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. Snow White
        Snow White
        I was just thinking how pretty your new avatar is! :wub:


        I really should have know it was drawn by @Archeia :D (seriously girl, have you drawn anything that isn't beautiful? You're making me look bad! :p (But really, that avatar it awesome, you did a great job on it! :wub: )


        And I agree with @cabfe That smile! XD


        You look great Dalphy, loven' the glowing eyes! :D :thumbsup-right:
        Aug 1, 2016
        3 people like this.
    5. Dalph
      Dalph
      I watched Inside Out today and it was really good and brilliant actually, like 8 out of 10. Totally fun and worth watching.
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      3. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        lol right, Happy Birthday xD
        Jul 30, 2016
        3 people like this.
      4. Marquise*
        Marquise*
        Joins the party!  Seems That I again missed the cool action while fighting troubles... Oh well I can't have them all.  HAPPY FIRST DAY OF YET ANOTHER NEW YEAR TO LEVEL UP!
        Jul 30, 2016
        4 people like this.
      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        @The Mighty Palm:


        People will always nitpick about everything, nothing is perfect.


        Also Disney's stuff is for every age, my dad is 60 and really likes Disney movies. ;)


        @DesperateMeasurez, Marsigne and Marquise:


        Thanks a lot guys, it was the best birthday I ever had and a day I will never forget. :D
        Jul 30, 2016
        3 people like this.
    6. Dalph
      Dalph
      A friend of mine who is studying at the University of Pisa, claims that he saw Arnold Schwarzenegger being on a vacation there with his girlfriend a couple of days ago, and guess what? He is way shorter than what people think. I always thought he was 6'2, Hollywood is such a joke sometimes.
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      3. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        @Euphony - that is a good counter argument.


        The only French leader that ever did anything but pull out the white flag in 10 seconds was the shortest of midgets.
        Jul 29, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Euphony
        Euphony
        Yeah so you better watch out.


        https://media.giphy.com/media/kKdgdeuO2M08M/giphy.gif
        Jul 29, 2016
        4 people like this.
      5. taarna23
        taarna23
        Sigh. It's always the small, quiet ones.
        Jul 29, 2016
        3 people like this.
    7. Dalph
      Dalph
      Hello rmw, this is a perfectly normal and boring status update and hopefully it won't have many replies.
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/tv/2016/05/07/family_guy_trump-large_trans++LyQuLaWi53vasyfRaiyWAVQYArzCZkfUqg3bUYglOXQ.jpg
        Jul 28, 2016
        4 people like this.
      4. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        Hey, it's Christmas in July! No need for boring stuff! It's me, Santa Claus, and my jolly rear end has squeezed his way down all's yall's chimneys to give everyone Likes! But know this: every single one I give out is sincere and sprinkled with Magic!


        http://www.santasuitsusa.com/cmssites/ws1010www.santasuitsusa.com/images/Santa%20with%20Laptop.jpg
        Jul 28, 2016
        6 people like this.
      5. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        @The Stranger - LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB



        "Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor, Biting The Carpet, Scaring The Cat, Nearly Dying By Falling Out Of The Window In Front Of A Guy Who Looks Like Bill Gates, Who Then Horrified, Runs Out On The Street And Is Accidentally Killed By A Yellow Bulldozer".


        Yes, this is a real thing and yes it is awesome.

        Jul 28, 2016
        3 people like this.
    8. Dalph
      Dalph
      The Videogame Name Generator: http://videogamena.me/


      These kind of things are always a lot of fun and can give good inspiration too for brainstorming.


      Advanced Vocabulary Quest - For grammar nazis~
      Alcoholic Lizard Uncensored - Does naughty things when drunk. *shakes tail*
      Scooby Doo and the Vegetarian Creator - The hardest mystery mission ever for Scooby, absolutely no hamburgers allowed while taking the task.
      Double Crossdressing 3D - Oh gosh, crossdressing twice and in 3D too now.
      Custom Pork Joe - Help Joe to create his own perfect custom pork, change the colour, size and taste of it.
      The Sims: Cooking Panic - With special guest appearance of Gordon Ramsay.
      Forgotten Challenge: Wait, what challenge?
      Atomic Princess Insurrection: Beware Dark Lords, you'd better not kidnap this one.
      Biblical Soccer: ... Ok that's it, I'm done.
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      3. Matseb2611
        Matseb2611
        @DesperateMeasurez: The regular edition of Wild West Nudist is probably only PG-13. :p


        Thought I'd try a few more of these...


        Scottish Godzilla from Outer Space - I wonder what's Scottish about it if it came from outer space.


        Kinky Ghost Assassins - sounds like a fun plot! I'd play it.


        Final Fantasy Shark Marines - an FF game about life of an ordinary trooper.


        Adventures of the Fun Noodle Onslaught - sounds like a food themed RPG.


        Retarded Spelling Revisited - a game which throws random misspelled words in your face so you can shoot em.
        Jul 29, 2016
        7 people like this.
      4. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        Retarded Spelling Revisited? Yes please! Take my money now!
        Jul 29, 2016
        5 people like this.
      5. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Return of Tetris of Might and Magic - A Might and Magic game done in Tetris style. Turn based falling blocks!


        Mary Kate and Ashley's Chainsaw Massacre - Don your very own custom mask of skin and hunt down these two annoying brats. Based on a true story.


        Frisky Katana Story - A story about someone using a katana for something it's not made for.


        First-Person Battle Baseball - A sh*t version of Chivalry, in which you use baseball bats and just smack one another.
        Jul 29, 2016
        6 people like this.
    9. Dalph
      Dalph
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      3. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        Dalph! You sure like people to suffer in your birthday, do you? *takes sword from pants*
        Jul 26, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://24.media.tumblr.com/b214c1a72b9f346875af223103ae19f4/tumblr_mk8u5kJWNZ1r8tyjfo1_500.gif


        http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11122/111223567/4710404-3453276591-Broly.gif
        Jul 26, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        What and a I thought it would be a giant meteorite that would end it. XD
        Jul 26, 2016
        1 person likes this.
    10. Dalph
      Dalph
      Some Poke-fans will probably kill me but as a kid, I always preferred Digimon over Pokemon (and I still do). 


      I'm not talking about the anime only but the whole franchise and the monsters themselves. The Digimon shows actually have a good story, character development, real antagonists, morals, epicness and powerful emotions.


      The only point I will make in the case for Pokemon is that the video games are technically superior but that's all.










      Personal opinion of course.
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      3. Euphony
        Euphony
        I almost forgot, anyone else have this totally rad toy as a kid? :p
        Jul 25, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        That Patamon-Angemon transformer thing is so amazingly awesome.


        I used to have a small Metal Etemon like this one:


        http://acimg.auctivacommerce.com/imgdata/0/1/9/3/9/7/webimg/8920601.jpg


        Should still be in my house somewhere.










        This Elvis wannabe monkey was actually the funniest villain of all the show.
        Jul 25, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. RoooodWorks
        RoooodWorks
        YEA i preferred digimon over Pokemon. My brothers always wanted to watch pokemon and there was me who wanted to watch digimon, there was major fights over who watched what (as we only had 1 tv back then XD).
        Jul 25, 2016
        3 people like this.
    11. Dalph
      Dalph
      So Battleborn is out for like "2 months" and it's already part of a Bundle?: https://www.humblebundle.com/2k-games-bundle


      Such a huge price drop in so little time, it costed over 40 when they released it!


      A total flop basically, which is a shame since Gearbox made very cool stuff too (like Borderlands).
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      2. cabfe
        cabfe
        I guess releasing around the same time as Overwatch was too much for it.
        Jul 24, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        The comparison that people used to make between these two titles always amused me, they are totally different in truth but yeah, Overwatch is a total success. :p
        Jul 24, 2016
        1 person likes this.
    12. Dalph
      Dalph
      ( Θ ̨Θƪ )
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      3. KanaX
        KanaX
        http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/633/stop_touching_me.png
        Jul 22, 2016
        3 people like this.
      4. Euphony
        Euphony
        Donger police here. I detect and overuse of dongers and insist you stop or I'll shoot.


        (ノ-_・)/|)‥‥…>>━→ >>-(゚ロ゚)→
        Jul 22, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. KanaX
        KanaX
        /( .□.) ︵╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /)


        YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
        Jul 22, 2016
        1 person likes this.
    13. Dalph
      Dalph
      Skype is such a buggy mess sometimes.


      Emoticons appearing\disappearing from the list or in the messages, messages moving randomly above each other or not sending, random crashes, bugs here and there regarding date and hour in the home page. Come on Microsoft get your stuff together.


      http://img.memecdn.com/only-in-skype_o_825258.jpg
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      3. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        Whenever I wrote to friends on it I seemed to make way too many Skype-os. My writing was littered with mistakes. I feel that the entire program was over-Skyped, and that it never quite lived up to what they said it would.


        Normally, I don't write these skype of reviews, but I figured I would today O_O


        http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/10-funny-cat-on-Skype-meme.png
        Jul 20, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Bonkers
        Bonkers
        Just come over to discord we have voice chat 
        Jul 20, 2016
        3 people like this.
      5. mlogan
        mlogan
        Yeah, I haven't been on Skype in ages.
        Jul 21, 2016
        1 person likes this.
    14. Dalph
      Dalph
      I'm having a lot of fun searching for sound effects to be added in my game, some are hilarious and even give me good ideas:










      I think adding custom sound effects is something that a lot of devs neglect sadly, which is a shame because they can really make a game more immersive.
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      3. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        Awesome. Love Jonesy. He was amazing in all the movies. No one can replace him. Sometimes you edit the waves to produce different sounds but you need something to start with. I know my game will require this too as well as soundtrack music. I will probably do the sounds and music last. How is your game coming along Dalph?
        Jul 20, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        Yup, Michael Winslow (Jones) is definitely one of the best characters in the Police Academy movies.


        The game is coming along very well so far, I'm slowing the dev a little sometimes because real life gets in the middle of it, but overall I work on it regularly. I'm looking forward to see your game too, Hollow.
        Jul 20, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      5. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        Dating and work are my game changers right now. But I am hoping to get something of demo soon.
        Jul 21, 2016
    15. Dalph
      Dalph
      Making behavior emotion sets on the sprites is fun~


      http://img.ifcdn.com/images/5ebb0e3194b007ec072cc4e66a41ded5689f578ba95ef7bf9544ce1d4d6c4a29_1.jpg
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      3. Susan
        Susan
        How did you get all my photos? :o
        Jul 18, 2016
        3 people like this.
      4. Archeia
        Archeia
        That picture is a lie! 


        http://i.imgur.com/Ygesm7h.png
        Jul 18, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      5. Matseb2611
        Matseb2611
        A lot of the time this is true for introverts in photos. We could be smiling deep inside, but on the photo it just looks like we're too serious and have no emotion. :D
        Jul 18, 2016
        1 person likes this.
    16. Dalph
      Dalph
      How to fool Pokemon Go (for lazy people like me):
      1. 2 people like this.
      2. Nemo
        Nemo
        So creative! Now some people not going to outside now.
        Jul 17, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      3. Euphony
        Euphony
        The ceiling fan. :guffaw:
        Jul 17, 2016
        1 person likes this.
    17. Dalph
      Dalph
      Several brats screaming on street at almost 10pm and all in groups to catch Pokemon here, they were even close to being hit by cars a few times.


      Pokemon Go is really taking over the world apparenty.


      This is as far as I went with this game (my bed).


      http://i.imgur.com/XiiVlWS.jpg
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3413/3449023405_7731056ed2_z.jpg?zz=1
        Jul 16, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. KanaX
        KanaX
        Yes.
        Jul 16, 2016
      5. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        I've never played it, nor do I own a phone (just a personal preference of mine) but I do know this: even the weakest pokemon caught in your bedroom can lead you to victory. Ask Chuck Norris


        https://global3.memecdn.com/i-dont-always-make-pokemon-memes-but-when-i-do-they-involve-chuck-norris_o_582234.jpg
        Jul 16, 2016
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    18. Dalph
      Dalph
      The more I'm on Steam, the more I realize that the place is flooded by horrible rm games with no passion or effort put into them, and what's worse is that not only they pass the Greenlight part without problems, but they also get many suspicious positive reviews. Something not good is clearly going on there.
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        lol wth is wrong with the walking animation of the main character?


        You know, the name is appropriate if you think about it, "Digital Homicide", they totally kill games and digitally. XD
        Jul 15, 2016
        3 people like this.
      4. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        @Matseb2611 Ah yes. The game in which you have to exploit a glitch to work your way up the side of a wall in order to progress. Good find. Good find.
        Jul 15, 2016
        3 people like this.
      5. Zeriab
        Zeriab
        Yeah, people generally conclude lack of passion and effort way too easily. Devs has a natural bias and don't actually try to compensate, players simply judge the end product.


        That said, when talking about negative effects on the rm reputation it's the appearance of no passion nor effort which actually matters. For me the end product, the game, is what really matters. Though poor communication skills can easily negatively affect things as well.
        Jul 15, 2016
    19. Dalph
      Dalph
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Ok that's totally awesome, I would devour that, ahahahahah.


        Is that John Candy? Looks like him.


        http://i.imgur.com/gXQyqAW.jpg?1


        Giant squared pizza~
        Jul 14, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        Yep! It's John Candy in that old movie, Uncle Buck! It's a good watch.


        And I'm suddenly hungry for pizza. That's a boss pizza right there. That's enough to feed almost...3 guys on a football team!


        Check it out! I think they finally killed Godzilla! You want some!?


        http://blog.sanriotown.com/hkfood:hellokitty.com/files/2007/08/giantsushi.jpg
        Jul 14, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/5/10/1273503176987/13970-lbs-of-pasta-007.jpg


        http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/027/855/461.png
        Jul 14, 2016
        2 people like this.
    20. Dalph
      Dalph
      Why some people spend a lot of money for tattoos and think that they make them look better? They don't. To not count the fact that they might change with age (to the worse).
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      3. taarna23
        taarna23
        @Matseb2611 Depends on if you get an inverted one or not. There are still cultures where the use of the original swastika is still used, as it is a symbol of peace and healing. The Nazi one is inverted and generally on an angle.
        Jul 13, 2016
      4. Scythuz
        Scythuz
        Jul 13, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      5. Gin
        Gin
        I like tattoos because I love how each person express it´s own individuality.  :popcorn:


        This being said, I just wanted to share a cool tattoo video(1 minute long)... :kiss:


        Jul 13, 2016
        1 person likes this.
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 29, 1987 (Age: 32)
    Home Page:
    https://steamcommunity.com/id/Dalphy/
    Location:
    Italy
    Occupation:
    Family man at day. Villain at night.
    About Me:
    I'm tall, witty and can be a good conversationalist.
    First Language:
    Italian Curses
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    Computer Science
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