Dalph
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Dalph

Nega Ralph™, Male, 32, from Italy

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Silly cat instantly teleporting out of the house after I open the door. Took us hours to find him, he ended up re-entering from the balcony. Sep 22, 2019 at 5:34 AM

    1. Dalph
      Dalph
      Apparently PalmDesert is too ahead even for Steam and Valve itself:


      http://i.imgur.com/TOKLXFn.png


      They didn't even make the graphics of the icon (yet) for his amazingly high level, lol
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        I'm getting there too, I only need 912 levels to reach him.


        A man can dream.
        Jun 28, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Archeia
        Archeia
        Dammnn son.
        Jun 28, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. Euphony
        Euphony
        @AwesomeCool Plenty of skill with games, no skill with people.


        http://ci.memecdn.com/361/8455361.jpg
        Jun 29, 2016
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    2. Dalph
      Dalph
      I was so excited for the Steam Summer Sales but ended up not buying anything at all so far.


      Now it's been 3 days and I didn't get anything yet (I don't know what to buy honestly), I guess having over 700 games in my Library makes me even more undecided.
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/5076815+_a9edfbd56c5a4a1dd113856788355456.jpg
        Jun 27, 2016
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      4. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        @Dalph™ Hahahaha. That game would be confusing enough as it is, but imagine it with multiplayer capabilities. There'd be so many screens for every other screen in play.


        I'm currently playing Video Game: The Video Game. Ironically it isn't a video game. You play it on the sidewalk. O_O
        Jun 27, 2016
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      5. Susan
        Susan
        Jun 27, 2016
        3 people like this.
    3. Dalph
      Dalph
      Go home Steam, you are drunk.


      http://i.imgur.com/ow4RT20.png


      Basically Valve will pay me to buy these games? But when I try to "buy" them on their own pages the buy button disappears? rofl what? Good trolling.
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      3. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-_dStEZJLa4/TQq1iflQzHI/AAAAAAAAAPE/D45yVu7kE5w/s1600/trololo-lolo-trololo.jpg
        Jun 24, 2016
        3 people like this.
      4. DesperateMeasurez
        DesperateMeasurez
        You've had enough. You've been cut off.


        http://i.giftrunk.com/h89tr4.gif
        Jun 24, 2016
        3 people like this.
      5. Bonkers
        Bonkers
        So it pays you 126% for buying it.  I guess the EU situation did it.
        Jun 25, 2016
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    4. Dalph
      Dalph
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      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/uploads/monthly_05_2016/sonic.gif.d4d0696440e62ae5c70d513b310bcec1.thumb.gif.c3531a36927f4f65ae96fcaf3863e846.gif
        Jun 22, 2016
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        On a totally different note now, Limbo is free for 24 hours on Steam (it's a good game):


        Jun 22, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Matseb2611
        Matseb2611
        Sonic 4 episodes 1 and 2 are pretty good games. Don't know why they got mixed opinions. I thought they were a nice nostalgic trip back to the good old days of the early 2D Sonic games.
        Jun 22, 2016
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    5. Dalph
      Dalph
      It's been almost one week that I find the drawers of a small cabinet in my house opening by themselves (always in the morning), I don't believe in ghosts but this is so weird and I cannot explain it.


      No, my cat cannot open them.


      Yes, the floor is straight.


      Yes, the cabinet is empty.


      No, I didn't move anything in the room nor touch that cabinet recently.
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      3. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        Ghosts often get frustrated when you do things that prevent them from re-opening the drawers. That's how you get rid of a supernatural being: you annoy it. If they open something, glue it shut. If they break something of yours, then break something that belongs to them. It also does not hurt to have a spare proton pack laying around the house.


        But I'd simply fasten your cupboard drawers shut every night. Use anything. Nails, screws, nails, or even poster putty. Also

        40836.IPB
        Jun 21, 2016
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      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        Oh god that movie is amazing, one of my favourite Christmas movies ever:










        Thanks for the suggestions everyone, I will attempt to make a video tonight and let you guys know.
        Jun 21, 2016
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      5. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        Yeah, I love that movie too. I've been watching it pretty much every year since I was a little guy.


        http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/movie-assholes-xmas/frank-cross-scrooged.jpg


        Now, more than ever, it is important to remember the true meaning of Christmas! Your life may just depend upon it...


        (His tv ad at the beginning is the best version of Scrooge I have never seen. I wish we could see Frank's version of Christmas) :D
        Jun 21, 2016
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    6. Susan
      Susan




      http://i.imgur.com/7jUG3Xd.jpg

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      3. Scythuz
        Scythuz
        ;D
        Jun 20, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      4. Marsigne
        Jun 20, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/26764364.jpg
        Jun 20, 2016
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    7. Dalph
      Dalph
      HTC Vive + Green Screen, that's a pretty dayum good gaming room. 
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Yup it's still a Beta, it's basically Minecraft mobile with VR support.
        Jun 19, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Alexander Amnell
        Alexander Amnell
           Virtual reality...That's my old man point I'm afraid, the point in life where I just stop staying current with technology and cling to whatever I'm familiar with until death, however many decades away that may be.
        Jun 19, 2016
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      5. Shaz
        Shaz
        That cable is a bit of a worry - easy to get tripped up, and if it happens to pull the computer off the desk while you're falling ... could be expensive.


        But VR is awesome!  Not too long now before we have holodecks :D   "Games room" will take on a whole new meaning in house design!
        Jun 19, 2016
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    8. Dalph
      Dalph
      I laughed more than I should have at this thing:
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35600000/Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta-Meme-dragon-ball-z-35618288-625-466.jpg
        Jun 18, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. KanaX
        KanaX
        The only thing that throws me off is how adept Goku is at using a computer.
        Jun 18, 2016
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      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        I guess it was Gohan teaching him (his smart son)~
        Jun 18, 2016
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    9. Dalph
      Dalph
      Since summer is approaching I'm debating if I should get a hammock for my balcony, it's not the biggest balcony ever but I used to have one of these in the past on it.


      Do you guys have\use these things?:



      https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/28/cc/52/28cc5215468531a798ec9f7163cedaa1.jpg

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      3. taarna23
        taarna23
        Do it! They won't let us hang up hammocks at work for after-lunch naps. We asked (not joking).
        Jun 17, 2016
        3 people like this.
      4. Euphony
        Euphony
        I'll quote the great Jim Gaffigan on this one: If you get in a hammock with someone else, you better be dating them.
        Jun 17, 2016
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      5. Susan
        Susan
        If I had a hammock...


        http://www.123gifs.eu/free-gifs/skeletons/skelett-0024.gif
        Jun 18, 2016
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    10. AwesomeCool
      AwesomeCool
      Why did you just lock your post?


      :(
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      2. Susan
        Susan
        @AwesomeCool, honestly, I think that even if Dalph was upset, he would be the one to pursue the issue. He's not the kind to want to dramatize things, in my opinion. I think "shocked" would have been a better word, and I certainly was too, since I was in the middle of responding and had no idea why the status was suddenly locked.  ;)  


        @Sharm: An even better thing would have been for an explanation to be given before or while locking the status. It was this communication problem that led to the "torches and pitchforks" that is making you concerned. Many statuses like the locked one were left untouched (not only those made by Dalph), so of course this would raise questions. I enjoy posting in status updates of friends when being casual or having fun, than in forum threads where I tend to be more serious since I post in support or feedback. :)
        Jun 17, 2016
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Susan here said what I wanted to say, I hate drama and I don't want nor like to cause any trouble.


        I would like to consider this discussion closed pls, I spoke to someone of the staff and they told me that nothing bad happened there. Also I'm not bothered anymore by it, I was mostly surprised (whatever the reason was, but it was probably an accident or what Sharm said here). 


        I was just wondering if I (or someone else) broke any rule but since nobody did, it's allright.
        Jun 17, 2016
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      4. Scythuz
        Scythuz
        I'm not interested in drama either, I just thought an explanation was justified, no torches and pitchforks here :)  
        Jun 17, 2016
        4 people like this.
    11. Dalph
      Dalph
      Why I mostly see teenagers (or youngsters) as protagonists in a lot of Rpgs? Why people don't use adults, middle-aged (or even old) characters for their stories?


      I honestly find mature characters much more interesting, in a lot of Rpgs the average age of the protagonists is 15-20y old only.


      You have Vahn from Legend of Legaia and Justin from Grandia being only 14, Rudy from Wild Arms being 15, Riou from Suikoden 2, Serge from Chrono Cross and Vaan from FFXII being 17, Terra from FFVI and Fei from Xenogears being 18, Fayt from Star Ocean 3 being 19, ecc...
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      3. Susan
        Jun 16, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      4. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        I got how many replies to my personality one? lol


        I actually prefer highly active status posts with actual talk in them.


        Tends to be more meaty than just the circle jerk or joke ones that both end up with about 2-4 replies. :)
        Jun 16, 2016
      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://e.lvme.me/knf4g1t.jpg
        Jun 16, 2016
        3 people like this.
    12. Dalph
      Dalph
      Oh wow, Dragon Ball Super has become dark and awesome all of the sudden. Finally some serious action, a lot of emotions (drama), a solid villain, but most importantly the animation and the music are both top notch. Warning: Don't watch the short video below if u didn't watch episode 48 yet.





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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        This is the real effect that the Super Saiyan transformation gives to beards and moustaches~


        http://orig12.deviantart.net/b2a8/f/2009/325/1/4/_paragus_is_super_saiyan___by_dhackwings.jpg
        Jun 14, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      4. Scythuz
        Scythuz
        Brb, going to go watch my best friend die in front of me so that I can become a super saiyan c:
        Jun 14, 2016
        1 person likes this.
      5. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        Black Goku? I bet he is the anorexic version.


        To edgy for me?  :p
        Jun 15, 2016
    13. Dalph
      Dalph
      Super Mario Galaxy 2 is such an impressive game, I was never a fan of the series but this is so awesome:
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      3. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        Black Goku? I bet he is the anorexic version.


        To edgy for me? :p
        Jun 15, 2016
      4. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        Wrong update. :S


        Thought that one extended longer for some reason lol.
        Jun 15, 2016
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      5. AwesomeCool
        AwesomeCool
        @Dalph™ - Did you see the new Zelda?


        It is very impressive and makes me salty that it is on a console that will probably not get all that many games.
        Jun 15, 2016
    14. Dalph
      Dalph
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/eb/eb4a0ab5879fabf21493be8b59cb91dd5f45e640fd436e5dfb1c09f9530a5680.jpg
        Jun 12, 2016
        5 people like this.
      4. Susan
        Susan
        https://static.rappad.co/api/file/5w0ksQqUQTC3ofyddntY/convert?w=128&h=128&align=faces&fit=crop&cache=true
        Jun 12, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. willowgrove908
        willowgrove908
        the story of many gamers lives
        Jun 12, 2016
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    15. Dalph
      Dalph
      Got a new scratching post for my cat (to prevent him from scratching the sofa) and he barely touched it once. I ended up scratching it instead, mainly to teach him how to do it but he still doesn't seem to get it, he rubs his body against it instead. -_-
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      3. Euphony
        Euphony
        I second the catnip idea! I use catnip spray, actually--comes in a little bottle that costs like a dollar. Sprayed it on the window bed I bought for my kitty, now she sleeps there all the time.
        Jun 11, 2016
        4 people like this.
      4. DesperateMeasurez
        DesperateMeasurez
        https://oliverintraining.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/catnip.jpg
        Jun 11, 2016
        3 people like this.
      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://imgfave-herokuapp-com.global.ssl.fastly.net/image_cache/1454720592545677.jpg
        Jun 11, 2016
        3 people like this.
    16. Ikari
      Ikari
      ITS YOU, MY NEMESIS!
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      2. Ikari
        Ikari
        That's it. I'm calling Buka.
        Jun 10, 2016
      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        There's no more Buka, Ikari. We broke up more than one year ago and she left this place forever (thank goodness). I'm afraid your gods can't save you now.


        http://66.media.tumblr.com/9d05cf7cb8e001013193f0b7527dd2ec/tumblr_n5onn4fXC71sxfqdyo2_250.gif
        Jun 10, 2016
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      4. Ikari
        Ikari
        O-Ouch. 
        Jun 10, 2016
    17. Dalph
      Dalph
      I was just slightly hungry:


      http://i.imgur.com/bxDitDw.jpg


      It's not a soul of course (like some people probably expect), but if you played "I Am Bread" then u will realize that even bread can have one~
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        http://img.memecdn.com/tasty_o_156156.jpg
        Jun 10, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. KanaX
        KanaX
        Fun fact: I was looking up "Souls of the innocent" for the dessert. But all I got was images from a videogame. So I switched to puppies.
        Jun 10, 2016
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      5. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        Flesh of the innocent!?


        http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/5a/48/32/5a4832782ac0dcee235a83deebb53266.jpg
        Jun 10, 2016
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    18. Dalph
      Dalph
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      3. DesperateMeasurez
        DesperateMeasurez
        NEED MORE


        http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/crazy-eyes.gif
        Jun 9, 2016
        4 people like this.
      4. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        http://media.thedailytouch.com/2013/12/ha1.gif


        This is how I deal with unwanted relatives.
        Jun 9, 2016
        4 people like this.
      5. Lunarea
        Lunarea
        http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/955/081/e14.gif
        Jun 9, 2016
        4 people like this.
    19. Dalph
      Dalph
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Jun 8, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. taarna23
        taarna23
        And here all I browse for are gemstones and pendants to make jewelry out of... how boring am I?
        Jun 8, 2016
        2 people like this.
      5. JCBrickston
        JCBrickston
        @Dalph™ Still can't stop laughing at that Batman. I'd love to see him jump down into a group of villains and say "How's it goin' fellers?"


        @taarna23 We're here to provide you with some truly fascinating things then, like Raptor Dog! Only thirty dollars!!!! Wow! Must have! Oooohhhhh!!!

        39613.IPB
        Jun 8, 2016
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    20. Dalph
      Dalph
      Hello rmw~



      http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i52/5/6/23/frabz-im-back-we-are-now-going-to-have-some-fun-b4f35b.jpg

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      3. Bonkers
        Bonkers
        Is the arm all healed up now?
        Jun 7, 2016
        2 people like this.
      4. Euphony
        Euphony
        Wait, Dalph hurt his arm? Too much touching himself, I take it?


        Welcome back~
        Jun 7, 2016
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      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        @AwesomeCool:


        When you are dead you don't know that you are dead, but it's hard for the people around you.
        Exactly like being stupid. ;)


        @BananaThug:


        It's all good now, thanks for asking. :D


        @Euphony:


        More like touching (and hurting) others~


        and thanks~
        Jun 7, 2016
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 29, 1987 (Age: 32)
    Home Page:
    https://steamcommunity.com/id/Dalphy/
    Location:
    Italy
    Occupation:
    Family man at day. Villain at night.
    About Me:
    I'm tall, witty and can be a good conversationalist.
    First Language:
    Italian Curses
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    Computer Science
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