Dalph
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Birthday:
Jul 29, 1987 (Age: 32)
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Family man at day. Villain at night.

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Dalph

Nega Ralph™ (Retired Villain), Male, 32, from Italy

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Preordered Warcraft 3: Reforged and very excited to play it. Frostmourne hungers. Dec 6, 2019

    1. nio kasgami
      nio kasgami
      Dalph I know why now you have green hair! you falled in a Green paint marmit when you was young : D!
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        Oh trust me, there's a lot more than that...the reason is actually a very good one. The colour isn't random by any means.
        Sep 12, 2014
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    2. zachfoss
      zachfoss
      We will have flying cars when cars fly.
      1. Alexander Amnell
        Alexander Amnell
        Why are these gems only sent to dalph these days. Did a mod ask you to lay off the general status feed or something?
        Sep 11, 2014
      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        Planes, trains and cars can be used for transportation.


        -


        Everything stopped after that legendary Status Update about the bees, ahahah.
        Sep 11, 2014
        1 person likes this.
    3. Chaos Avian
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        This is really amazing, bro. It's awesome, I have no words. Thank you very much for this, you're the best. :D
        Sep 10, 2014
        1 person likes this.
    4. nio kasgami
      nio kasgami
      dalph who will be the next to be contamined by the kawaii virus =w=?
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        Alkorri...but she doesn't want. I'm not giving up though!
        Sep 8, 2014
        1 person likes this.
      2. nio kasgami
        nio kasgami
        hehe if I do a kawaii Avatar she will accept!


        she love neko ;3
        Sep 8, 2014
      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Oh yeah you should do it, ahahah.


        I would pay to see her in pink (she hates it).
        Sep 8, 2014
        1 person likes this.
    5. Caz
      Caz
      Let's be fabulous, Kawaiialph~!
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      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        Dat avatar. ( ̄ε ̄@)
        Sep 8, 2014
        1 person likes this.
      3. Caz
        Caz
        It's beautiful..
        Sep 8, 2014
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ Prepare for hugs!
        Sep 8, 2014
        1 person likes this.
    6. Dalph
      Dalph
      I wonder if someone was insane enough to create a 500x500 map that actually looks good. I don't think so.
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      3. CrazyCrab
        CrazyCrab
        Hmm and I thought that my map was pretty big ^^' Anyway, I wonder what could even be 500x500? Maybe if someone was to recreate Skyrim to scale or something...
        Sep 3, 2014
      4. C-C-C-Cashmere (old)
        C-C-C-Cashmere (old)
        Well, Project RMW World's map is 160x120. I guess I might try doing it as some kind of sadistic exercise in being disciplined.
        Sep 3, 2014
      5. Loke
        Loke
        Is that a CHALLENGE!?


        *Que dramatic challenge music*


        Well, good luck to whoever attempts that, I sure as hell never will, hah! I'm a fan of super tiny maps (I love mapping interiors), so a 500x500 would be the ultimate boss battle for me. You know, like that one boss in that super hard game that you can never ever beat no matter what.


        But... If someone made a dungeon crawler style game on a 500x500 map... not gonna lie, that would be preeetty epic... I t...
        Sep 3, 2014
    7. zachfoss
    8. Dalph
      Dalph
      Pretending to be Ralph on Skype can be very funny, but someone here said that I'm not a good Ralph at all...not sure if it's a compliment or not.
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      3. ??????
        ??????
        Yea thats true. the heroes are much better at finding those artifacts that can destory the world. Much better to just tag along with them and when the time is right, steal the artifact from them and conquer the globe!


        Mwahahhaahaaaa.
        Aug 29, 2014
      4. Dalph
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    9. Dalph
      Dalph
      I just realized that I'm married with the RTP materials, I can't live without them.
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      3. Sharm
        Sharm
        I see. :D
        Aug 28, 2014
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        Sharm's awesomeness enlightens my Dark Side, that's why I'm a Good Dark Lord with her.
        Aug 28, 2014
        1 person likes this.
      5. Sharm
        Sharm
        Aww. You say the sweetest things. :)
        Aug 28, 2014
    10. Zalerinian
      Zalerinian
      You're learning scripting, Dalph?
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      2. Zalerinian
        Zalerinian
        Perhaps. I'm aiming to get as much done as possible by the beginning of September, since that's probably about when it'll start getting used.


        It'll be done a lot quicker once I get all the styles finalized, currently having issues with the new index page.
        Aug 25, 2014
      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        I'm sure a lot of people will find it very useful...be sure to finish it, Zal. Good luck!
        Aug 25, 2014
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      4. Zalerinian
        Zalerinian
        Thanks~
        Aug 25, 2014
    11. Dalph
      Dalph
      I really wish that Square Enix would release FF Tactics - The War of the Lions for mobile phones (outside Japan). I want to play it when I'm away from home and I don't want a PSP. :/
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      3. Uzuki
        Uzuki
        I would say the story surpasses the other FF games.
        Aug 24, 2014
      4. Euphoria
        Euphoria
        Then it's going on my (very very long) "to play" list.
        Aug 24, 2014
      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        The story is amazing yes, I highly reccomend to play it. The game is a real gem and one of my favourites of the series.
        Aug 24, 2014
        1 person likes this.
    12. Dalph
      Dalph
      I want to like tall (Mack and Xp) sprites but I can't... and there isn't much to do about it. The RTP and DS styled ones are always my favourites.
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      3. mlogan
        mlogan
        Mack sprites are the awesomest!!!
        Aug 21, 2014
      4. slimmmeiske2
        slimmmeiske2
        I don't like the fat Ace/VX chibi sprites :/ DS I do like and XP/Mack I love with all my heart :p
        Aug 21, 2014
      5. Scinaya
        Scinaya
        I like slimmer sprite style DS has. ;w; XP and Mack ones are a tidbit too big and something in the style does not click with me... :/ Tall looking ones that are not that giant + would have a bit more finished style, would be neat for me!
        Aug 21, 2014
    13. nio kasgami
      nio kasgami
      dalph did you think a Giant Armored Hydra is a suitable ''pet'' for you dalph : D ?
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        Uh? I like the idea but my official pet is Omega Weapon, boy. Look at her design in her profile.
        Aug 20, 2014
        1 person likes this.
      2. nio kasgami
        nio kasgami
        i know but this is secondary pet you summon : D
        Aug 20, 2014
      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Ohhh well, go with it then.
        Aug 20, 2014
        1 person likes this.
    14. Dalph
      Dalph
      Tell me something my friend. Ever dance with the Devil (Caz) in the pale moonlight?
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        @Caz:


        If I ask you to buy them for me and they I give them to you, can I pretend that it's still a gift?


        @theadellie:


        Thank you! I use it to steal all the girls from Cazuke here...and it works like a charm. ;)


        @mellipon:


        You can have him\her for all I care. :D


        @Scythuz:


        :D
        Aug 14, 2014
        1 person likes this.
      4. Caz
        Caz
        W-wow you guys I am blushing.. ////
        Aug 14, 2014
      5. BlackLiquidSorrow
        BlackLiquidSorrow
        I did, he never returns my calls though...
        Aug 14, 2014
    15. Dalph
      Dalph
      Dealing with idiots when I'm working is a full time job in itself.
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Basically, two of the waiters that I'm in charge of tried to steal the wallet of a guest today. A total mess happened and one of them got fired.
        Aug 11, 2014
        1 person likes this.
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        When I ranted at them, they also called me "dictator", lmao...I can't believe it.
        Aug 11, 2014
        1 person likes this.
      5. Deleted
        Deleted
        Yup! They're idiots! They got there just deserts, and aren't even worthy of a second thought. Don't let it get to you buddy ;)
        Aug 11, 2014
    16. Archeia
      Archeia
      YOOOOO THAT AVATAR.
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        Now Caz won't even have a chance anymore, all the wimmins will melt for me. TBH I'm so hawt to the point that I'm melting for myself.
        Aug 10, 2014
        1 person likes this.
      2. Caz
        Caz
        I don't need hotness when I have money and power. > :|
        Aug 11, 2014
      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Scrooge McCaz
        Aug 11, 2014
        1 person likes this.
    17. Dalph
      Dalph
      Ellipse abuse in the dialogues is a sin, and you know it.
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      3. Zeriab
        Zeriab
        . .-.. .-.. .. .--. ... . ... .- -. -.. . .-.. .-.. .. .--. ... . ...
        Aug 11, 2014
      4. AlliedG
        AlliedG
        ........
        Aug 11, 2014
      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        Show me...your...true...feelings...
        Aug 11, 2014
        1 person likes this.
    18. Sharm
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        OMFG...


        Oh gosh Sharm I love you so much, but pls don't tell to Bukarett that I said this or else she will be jealous. XD


        You made my day, thank you very much for this!


        I appreciate it a lot. :D
        Aug 9, 2014
        1 person likes this.
      2. Sharm
        Sharm
        Hehe. :D
        Aug 9, 2014
    19. Omega Weapon
      Omega Weapon
      I don't make tombstones, period. Go find someone else to do that for you. *4 story tall mecha looks down upon you*
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      2. Omega Weapon
        Omega Weapon
        And by the way, how do you think I'd ever make those inscriptions on those pebbles? *points at lances* To me, those tombstones are pebbles.
        Aug 6, 2014
      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Look at my profile views, look at my likes, look at my badges! I'm the friggin Dark Lord and you have to obey me! OK?!? Show some respect!!!!


        You have to do what I say and I don't care how you will do it! The work must be done.


        Be a nice Weapon now and do what I tell you!
        Aug 6, 2014
        1 person likes this.
      4. Omega Weapon
        Omega Weapon
        Be a nice Weapon, okay. *activates WMG*


        Well, that is being a nice Weapon.
        Aug 6, 2014
    20. Dalph
      Dalph
      Be arrogant in your mind.
      1. 1 person likes this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 29, 1987 (Age: 32)
    Home Page:
    https://steamcommunity.com/id/Dalphy/
    Location:
    Italy
    Occupation:
    Family man at day. Villain at night.
    About Me:
    I'm tall, witty and can be a good conversationalist.
    First Language:
    Italian Curses
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    Computer Science
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