Dalph
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Birthday:
Jul 29, 1987 (Age: 32)
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Italy
Occupation:
Family man at day. Villain at night.

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Dalph

Nega Ralph™, Male, 32, from Italy

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Remember: When bread becomes like a rock, you can always make bruschetta to save it from the trashcan. Oct 6, 2019

    1. nio kasgami
      nio kasgami
      HAPPY BIRTHDAY ..now onlyt 3 years before 30 :D !
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        Thank you boy! And yeah I'm an old fool...ahahahah
        Jul 29, 2014
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      2. nio kasgami
        nio kasgami
        and me a young brat :D !
        Jul 29, 2014
    2. Bukarett
      Bukarett
      Dalph I hate you with all my heart! I hate you so much!
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      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        I love (hate) your smile...but I love (hate) my smile too and since me and Ralph are twins, it's obvious that I love (hate) his smile!
        Jul 28, 2014
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      3. Bukarett
        Bukarett
        I see... That explains nothing you know. But I still love ya!
        Jul 28, 2014
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        aww I love you too Buki.
        Jul 28, 2014
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    3. Ralph
      Ralph
      Thanks for all the cash bro.
      1. Dalph
        Jul 27, 2014
        1 person likes this.
    4. mlogan
      mlogan
      LOVE the new(ish) avatar! Though it takes me a moment to "recognize" you when you post, lol!
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      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        Ahhh I thought you meant in my posts on the forums, lmao
        Jul 26, 2014
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      3. mlogan
        mlogan
        Well, both truly, but I mainly see you post in status updates.
        Jul 26, 2014
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        I like to troll that's why. :D
        Jul 26, 2014
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    5. wallacethepig
      wallacethepig
      Dude, I don't know what it means, but I had a dream last night where Ralph beat you at a game of hockey.
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        Makes totally sense, I don't really like hockey and so I can't play it very well.
        Jul 21, 2014
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    6. Dalph
      Dalph
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      3. mlogan
        mlogan
        Nahhh, there's always hope.
        Jul 10, 2014
      4. Deleted
        Deleted
        @Dalph: You banished nio? When did that happen? Where on the forum?


        Anyway everyone knows I'm the only one who has ever been powerful enough to challenge you ;)


        Also I don't think I'd classify myself as neutral. I'm in my own catagory, uncertainty. :p
        Aug 3, 2014
      5. Dalph
        Dalph
        He returned now Danner, this is an old story, ahah.
        Aug 3, 2014
        1 person likes this.
    7. Dalph
      Dalph
      I hate when I meet people (that I know) at the grocery store and all they say is: Hey! What are you doing here? It's not like I'm there to see flying pigs, I only need to buy something like everyone else.
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      3. Deleted
        Deleted
        Hey Dalph, what are you doing here? XD
        Jul 4, 2014
      4. Saltwater Croc
        Saltwater Croc
        Hmph. What are you doing here?!


        I'm pretty sure they MEANT to say "Oh wow, fancy meeting you here!" but it came out as that silly phrase that means what you said! Oh, and nutella... Always nutella...
        Jul 4, 2014
      5. Seacliff
        Seacliff
        I wanted to buy some flying pigs, but apparently they pluck out the wings when they slice ham at the deli.
        Jul 4, 2014
    8. Dalph
      Dalph
      Unbelievable...I-I-I'm speechless:
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Wait guys, what is this? A chat? You're still commenting here? I guess I can share this awesome video then (check the link it's different so you're safe):
        Jun 25, 2014
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      4. Saltwater Croc
        Saltwater Croc
        I'll admit you got me there. There are HUNDREDS of rockrolls. Curses for me being so gullable!
        Jun 25, 2014
      5. Dalph
        Jun 25, 2014
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    9. Dalph
      Dalph
      I seriously hate when some people add me on Skype and all they do is just talking about their game all the time. Only because I'm interested into a game this doesn't mean that I want to talk about it all the day.
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      3. Amysaurus
        Amysaurus
        Aaaaand here's a new low.
        Jun 22, 2014
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        This has become a chat...wow
        Jun 22, 2014
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      5. Saltwater Croc
        Saltwater Croc
        They must be sad and obsessed. :>
        Jun 23, 2014
    10. Caz
      Caz
      Wow Dalp, so.. I can't be Lalp anymore? :<
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        Ah Lalp, you will be "always" my worthy adversary and nothing will change that! ...but annoying stuff happened here recently and I had to disband my army. I don't want to create conflicts, apparently some people can take these silly things too seriously. Don't worry however, we're still mortal enemies and I won't stop mocking you...never.


        BOOGIE ON REGGAE WOMAN! :D
        Jun 20, 2014
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      2. Caz
        Caz
        Aw what a shame.. good to know I can still count on you to be my perfect enemy, though~! ... boogie on, that lady. Boogie on.. *salutes*
        Jun 21, 2014
    11. Scythuz
      Scythuz
      Good luck today Dalphy-chwannn ~
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        Maaaaaaaan Thank You!


        I'm still at work right now, things are going well!


        I'm using my mobile phone to lurk here sometimes, but the connection is even slower than the one in my house...ahahah! See ya later Scythuz!
        Jun 9, 2014
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    12. slimmmeiske2
      slimmmeiske2
      Well, aren't you looking classy!
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        Oh, thank you!


        You know, in this way I don't even have to kidnap the princesses, they escape with me automatically.


        It makes my whole job a lot easier.
        Jun 7, 2014
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      2. slimmmeiske2
        slimmmeiske2
        I can imagine :D What about Ulrika though? She doesn't seem to care too much for that :p
        Jun 7, 2014
      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        All she cares about are her fists (and she uses them to Punch Bears), so I have no chances with her atm. But one day...everything will change. ;)
        Jun 7, 2014
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    13. Dalph
      Dalph
      Say the first thing that comes up in your mind.
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      3. mlogan
        mlogan
        You're nuts! :p
        Jun 5, 2014
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oi oi oi
        Jun 5, 2014
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      5. nio kasgami
        nio kasgami
        DAMMIT 8D
        Jun 5, 2014
    14. Scythuz
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      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        Dalph, Queen of Italy!!!!


        Everyone will bow at her presence...such Royalty, much Rule, so Highness. omfg wow!


        *prepares royal dress*
        May 26, 2014
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      3. Scythuz
        Scythuz
        Perhaps I'll have all the males be female and all the females be male... yes... this could be good indeed xD
        May 26, 2014
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        This should totally be a thing.


        Keep Queen Dalph informed about eventual future conflicts and anything else of relevance.
        May 26, 2014
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    15. Ralph
      Ralph
      Brother, I-I always wanted to tell you something. But I can't hold it in anymore! My feelings for you won't ever change regardless of your answer, but allow me to sing you this song...Put your head on my shoulder~ Hold me in your arms, baby. Squeeze me oh so tight. Show me that you love me too~
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      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        ....


        You're dead little brat...you're dead.
        Apr 2, 2014
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      3. nio kasgami
        nio kasgami
        But i am immortal so >3! you can try i am a boss level 125 so try hard~
        Apr 2, 2014
      4. Omega Weapon
        Omega Weapon
        *lazors and Terra Breaks Nio into the Void*


        I'll get Ralph on another day.
        Apr 2, 2014
    16. Sharm
      Sharm
      Dalph, if you're going to be evil, do it yourself, don't let some possessing spirit do it for you. Evil begone!
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        But...but...I love that badge... :(


        I guess you're right after all...ahahah
        Mar 26, 2014
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    17. wallacethepig
      wallacethepig
      Oh, Dalph. You so crazy. You've got the evil. Makes sense though. XD Begone! Unless, of course, you don't want the evil to begone...
      1. Dalph
        Dalph
        No wallace! Why?!? I liked that badge!
        Mar 25, 2014
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      2. wallacethepig
        wallacethepig
        Maybe you're not Villain to get a cleansed badge? XD
        Mar 25, 2014
    18. Ralph
      Ralph
      What have I ever done to youuuu?
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      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        Just tell the truth now Scythuz, tell the Mother that both me and you are clones of Sephiroth IRL...


        Tell her also that you're the real composer of One Winged Angel...why you are so humble?
        Jan 31, 2014
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      3. Scythuz
        Scythuz
        Scythiroth and Dalphiroth? :p
        Jan 31, 2014
      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        YES!


        "We will never be a memory!" :D
        Jan 31, 2014
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 29, 1987 (Age: 32)
    Home Page:
    https://steamcommunity.com/id/Dalphy/
    Location:
    Italy
    Occupation:
    Family man at day. Villain at night.
    About Me:
    I'm tall, witty and can be a good conversationalist.
    First Language:
    Italian Curses
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    Computer Science
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