Dalph
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Jul 29, 1987 (Age: 32)
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Family man at day. Villain at night.

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Dalph

Nega Ralph™, Male, 32, from Italy

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Remember: When bread becomes like a rock, you can always make bruschetta to save it from the trashcan. Oct 6, 2019

    1. Dalph
      Dalph
      I love when you find a meme that so perfectly defines a moment of your life, you feel like it was made specifically for you.
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      2. slimmmeiske2
        slimmmeiske2
        Now I'm curious what that meme is.
        Aug 14, 2018
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        I'm also curious. :)
        Aug 14, 2018
      4. Knayter
        Knayter
        but the truth is that it's a common things and you will quickly realized that you're not that special anymore
        Aug 14, 2018
    2. Dalph
      Dalph
      Microsoft Edge is such a disgrace, what a horrible and clunky browser.
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      3. FleshToDust
        FleshToDust
        Microsoft thinks they're edgy making a terrible browser.
        Aug 13, 2018
      4. Knayter
        Knayter
        Hey, edge is useful! without it, we wouldn't be able to download chrome and firefox
        Aug 13, 2018
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      5. HexMozart88
        HexMozart88
        As a Microsoft fan myself, even I gotta say I don't like Edge. Still better than Explorer and Safari, though.
        Aug 13, 2018
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    3. Dalph
      Dalph
      The new Note 9 costs between 1020 and 1280 euros, I can build a boss pc at that price. Both Samsung and Apple are out of their minds.
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        I have a Galaxy S7 Edge, bought it 2 years ago and it still works wonderfully, recently updated to Android 8 too, I plan to keep it for at least 3 more years. Next smartphone will probably be One Plus (if they will add a MicroSD card slot but I'm sure they will in future).
        Aug 11, 2018
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      4. Kes
        Kes
        I'm in the same situation. I see no reason to upgrade at that price.
        Aug 11, 2018
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      5. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        @Dalph : Just do what I do. Wait a few years then upgrade. I got a phone for $1 that way. Sure, it was about 3 versions older than the newest phone, but I still got it, just once it wasn't state of the art.
        Aug 11, 2018
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    4. Dalph
      Dalph
      TMW the pizza delivery guy thinks you are a robber because of an antigerms mask you're wearing and tries to escape in fear.
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      2. Kyuukon
        Kyuukon
        He probably had some bad experiences lol.
        Aug 10, 2018
      3. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        This made me laugh but you can't really blame him when you think about it, he wouldn't be the first pizza boy who was lured out for nefarious purposes. People can be nuts. The worst I ever experienced delivering pizzas were customers answering the door naked, but they've been called out and killed before and this dude in the 90s had an explosive collar strapped to his neck and forced to rob a bank.
        Aug 10, 2018
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      4. Windows i7
        Windows i7
        I was at one point considering trying to get a delivery job since I enjoy driving... until I remembered the kind of people I might end up dealing with. No thanks.
        Aug 12, 2018
    5. Dalph
      Dalph
      Monster Hunter World looks awesome, and optimized like a paper plane done by a kid. Many gaming computers are going to cry with this one.
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      3. Mystic_Enigma
        Mystic_Enigma
        Meanwhile, i'm still waiting to smash stuff in Generations Ultimate.
        Aug 9, 2018
      4. Scythuz
        Scythuz
        I am ready for the hunt! Just give me a few days to decide what weapon to use....
        Aug 9, 2018
      5. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        @Dalph That's why i don't play grindy RPGs. :p My favourite RPG of all time is VTMB - a game that doesn't focus on killing monsters. I like there to be more to my RPGs than combat.
        Aug 9, 2018
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    6. Dalph
      Dalph
      I should really learn japanese as my 4th language, Japan has always the coolest things.
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      3. Vance Raehart
        Aug 4, 2018
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      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        Aug 4, 2018
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      5. Vance Raehart
        Vance Raehart
        @Dalph i have a life, its sitting home talking to my internet friends and drinking beer. :D
        Aug 4, 2018
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    7. Dalph
      Dalph
      Custom tiles really make the difference. Bye bye RTP.
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      2. Vox Novus
        Vox Novus
        Just don't look the rtp/default tiles in the eyes when they give you that innocent puss in boots look.
        Aug 2, 2018
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      3. The Mighty Palm
        The Mighty Palm
        They really do, but if I don't save making the tileset for last I'll never finish.
        Aug 2, 2018
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      4. cabfe
        cabfe
        Yes, but...
        RTP > bad custom
        Aug 2, 2018
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    8. Dalph
      Dalph
      Microsoft be like: We have a new and cheaper Surface! The Surface Go! 4GB of ram is enough in 2018 right? RIP.
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      2. ??????
        ??????
        He was probably thinking of hard drive capacity lol :D
        If not - point me to the manufacturer of the 1tb ddr4 sticks!
        Aug 1, 2018
      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Guys, it's obvious that Tai comes from the year 3000 where ram sticks of 512GB DDR20 are potato parts.
        Aug 1, 2018
      4. Tai_MT
        Tai_MT
        Mostly what I'm doing is leaving things on for several days at a time without turning them off. So long as the device is on, it eats up your ram. Ram only resets when you turn the system off (and not necessarily on a reboot). 1TB is what I think should be standard :D
        Aug 1, 2018
    9. Dalph
      Dalph
      First day of increase of vegetables intake in my diet, and I dream about evil vegetables acting like zombies in a Fallout world. Lovely.
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      2. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        @Dalph Good choice! It's not an easy path but it will make you live longer and probably in less pain. I still need to work in the exercise though. It's hard with so little time.
        Jul 31, 2018
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      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        @Hollow 1977
        It's not easy for sure. I'm a big man and I can't live just with vegetables sadly, I wish I could, but they don't satisfy me by themselves. I need meat, although I mostly avoid red meat because it's unhealthy if consumed too often.
        Jul 31, 2018
      4. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        Same here. We limit our red meat and eat mostly white meet and some dishes with no meat at all. It all balances out. But it is a battle that is continuously fought. Sometimes people bring in sweets to work and its hard to avoid them especially 8 hours a day.
        Aug 1, 2018
    10. Dalph
      Dalph
      Irresponsible parents everywhere here in Italy, distracting their babies for hours with digital devices just to silence them.
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      2. Tai_MT
        Tai_MT
        A person can have their own hobbies and fun and social time. But, it all takes a backseat to raising the child. And pawning your child off on some other activity to get that "alone time", in my opinion, is bad parenting. That's all.

        Does that make more sense?
        Jul 28, 2018
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      3. starlight dream
        starlight dream
        @Dalph About OP... In agreement but... aren't those adults also using tech devices to distract themselves 24/7? ;)

        @Tai_MT I agree with you, but it also depends on what type of fun the person is used to or wants. All single people don't live fun lives to begin with :p And lazy ppl will find ways to cut corners no matter what they do, raising kids included. lol
        Jul 30, 2018
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      4. Hollow 1977
        Hollow 1977
        Our parents limited our tv/game time and we did family game night too. Some outdoor activity sometimes as a family. I know some families both parents work to make ends meet but that bond with your child is so important. Digital devices can disrupt that bond if used too often.
        Aug 1, 2018
    11. Dalph
      Dalph
      Welp, 18000 likes. Thanks everyone.
      1. starlight dream
        starlight dream
        *bows!!!*... *hires hitmen with bows!!!*...

        Congrats Dalph! :kaopride:
        Jul 30, 2018
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    12. Dalph
      Dalph
      No Man's Sky looks cool now with this new update, they should've labelled it as "Early Access" from the very beginning.
      1. SpaceBot and Marsigne like this.
      2. SwiftIllusion
        SwiftIllusion
        Regardless of its state now or in the future I can't personally forgive the quantity of blatant lies and clear misrepresentations during its development/marketing stages, so I'll never support it/the team.
        I'm glad though it's improving for those who were fooled into the mess that pre-ordering is or weren't able to refund it in time.
        Jul 25, 2018
      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Agreed about everything but I have to admit that at least they didn't run away with the money and abandon it (anyone else would have done it in that situation).
        Jul 25, 2018
      4. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        Yeah the misrepresentation is bad but I have to agree with dalph. I mean at least they're making it happen eventually. I hate early access though, because companies have been known to make it a paid beta tester role then rerelease the game once it's stable as a whole new game rather than update the early access, making ea a shady practice in general.
        Jul 25, 2018
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    13. Dalph
      Dalph
      Can't stop laughing, pls send help:
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      3. Vox Novus
        Vox Novus
        Hilarious.
        Jul 24, 2018
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      4. Mrs_Allykat
        Mrs_Allykat
        You win 3 Interwebs!
        Jul 24, 2018
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      5. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        Seen it before. Still classic.
        Jul 24, 2018
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    14. Dalph
      Dalph
      -4 and we will have 100.000 users here!
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      3. Zeriab
        Zeriab
        @Kes You have forgotten @Shaz, who apart from having been entirely too active, has also been here from pretty much since the start.
        Personally I was a bit late in joining the forum
        Jul 28, 2018
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      4. Kes
        Kes
        Jul 28, 2018
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      5. Shaz
        Shaz
        Yeah, Nathaniel told me about the new forum and I joined, without realising it wasn't even 'live' yet and the only people who were on at the time were the mods and admins! I'm #19 :)
        Aug 1, 2018
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    15. Dalph
      Dalph
      It's so amazing to see my 80y old aunt using a smartphone, she adapted so well to this generation.
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      2. Vox Novus
        Vox Novus
        @taarna23 Yeah, it was less the technical difficulty aspect than her often being a person unwilling to change too much beyond her comfort zone.
        Jul 22, 2018
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      3. taarna23
        taarna23
        Heh, fair enough. Me, I am good with "push button, get coffee" especially when I haven't had any that day...
        Jul 22, 2018
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      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        Then there's me, not drinking coffee at all and using the good old way to wake up (washing the face).
        Jul 22, 2018
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    16. Dalph
      Dalph
      I love Saturdays.
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      2. starlight dream
        starlight dream
        Still Friday here :(
        Jul 21, 2018
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      3. taarna23
        taarna23
        Dang people living in the future.
        Jul 21, 2018
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    17. Dalph
      Dalph
      I fell asleep while playing Dark Souls and woke up in the morning after as a Hollow. What a good way to start a day.
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      2. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        I don't think I ever fell asleep playing a game, but I did get so tired playing City of Heroes one time that I thought the Juicer Chief's name said Jesus Christ. It was at that point that I said goodnight to everyone and signed off.
        Jul 20, 2018
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      3. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        @OmnislashXX : The closest I've come to that is the time I was up so late writing my thesis I wrote witches in the middle of a math thesis. It was then I realized it was 12:30 am in the morning, and I really needed to get some sleep.
        Jul 20, 2018
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      4. KanaX
        KanaX
        Literal you snooze, you lose.
        Jul 20, 2018
    18. Dalph
      Dalph
      Excited to try an Escape Room Game with my wife for my birthday, sounds like so much fun.
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      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        @djDarkX
        Yo DJ.
        I'm still around although way less than usual and on Steam only, I had to leave Discord (had some problems there) while she is currently very busy to be anywhere on the net, as you can see she is not even active here atm.
        Jul 19, 2018
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      3. djDarkX
        djDarkX
        Yeah, I figured you all were busy, but glad to see you guys are doing well. Tell her I said hi, if you can. Miss you two!
        Jul 19, 2018
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      4. slimmmeiske2
        slimmmeiske2
        They're definitely fun! I've done three different ones, but haven't managed to get out of a single one yet xD The last one we did was modeled after an Egyptian Tomb, which included puzzle switches activating certain panels of the sarcophagus, only "candle" light and a skeleton in the corner :p

        I really want to try a fairytale themed one though :D
        Jul 19, 2018
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    19. Dalph
      Dalph
      Why people keep buying PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds? It's such a buggy atrocious mess of a game and it's becoming worse with each update.
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      2. Knayter
        Knayter
        I know right! Why did I just waste 30 bucks for this crap?
        Jul 17, 2018
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      3. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        @hypershadic11 I don't know where you live but in America today you can be called a Nazi for a lot less than liking a bad game. Why even reference that? Why do Nazi comparisons have to be everywhere? It's so disengenuous to the people who actually suffered under that regime to compare everything we disagree with in modern culture to said regime...I don't even know what pubg is tbh :p
        Jul 17, 2018
      4. hypershadic11
        hypershadic11
        @Philosophus Vagus oh, just to make fun of the fact that you can be called a nazi for such little things today. I honestly hate it too, all you gotta do now-a-days to be called a nazi is BLINK wrong lol
        Jul 18, 2018
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    20. Dalph
      Dalph
      4k is expensive and overrated.
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      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        Yep. Not worth it, it's niche atm, just like VR.
        And nope, 1080p is still the best balance between quality and performance .
        Jul 16, 2018
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      3. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        Ah, I thought in the quality sense, but it's true that 1080p can be run by anything nowadays and it has a lot of quality. I can run a lot of games with a GTX 1050 here.
        Jul 17, 2018
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      4. Dalph
        Dalph
        A GTX 1050 is more than enough to run most games at acceptable settings nowdays.
        Jul 17, 2018
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 29, 1987 (Age: 32)
    Home Page:
    https://steamcommunity.com/id/Dalphy/
    Location:
    Italy
    Occupation:
    Family man at day. Villain at night.
    About Me:
    I'm tall, witty and can be a good conversationalist.
    First Language:
    Italian Curses
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    Computer Science
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