Eschaton
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Apr 9, 1987 (Age: 32)
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Eschaton

Hack Fraud, Male, 32, from Kansas City, Missouri

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I know goblins aren't real, but... there was a man at work the other day who I am sure has goblin ancestry. Aug 13, 2019

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Nov 13, 2019 at 9:20 AM
    1. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      Souls. Stop using them. Please. Also, live weapons sparring between fourteen year olds. That needs to stop, too.
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      2. Silent Darkness
        Silent Darkness
        Like was said elsewhere on these forums:


        Everything is cliche. Stop worrying about cliches.
        Dec 18, 2013
      3. West Mains
        West Mains
        Worrying about what someone calls their XP source is like worrying what a company calls the wheels they put their cars.


        It's absolutely trivial.
        Dec 18, 2013
      4. Silent Darkness
        Silent Darkness
        If you can find a way to make it fit into the canon of the story, then great!


        Otherwise, don't fret about it.
        Dec 18, 2013
    2. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      I think I'm the Ron Swanson of the RM community.
      1. West Mains
        West Mains
        If you kept us abreast of current events you could upgrade to the Ron Burgundy of the RM community.
        Dec 17, 2013
      2. Touchfuzzy
        Touchfuzzy
        I think there is a certain level of "trying to hard" to be the Ron Swanson of the RM Community, rather than actually being the Ron Swanson of the RM Community.
        Dec 17, 2013
      3. Eschaton
        Eschaton
        *death glare*
        Dec 17, 2013
    3. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      If whiskey is number one, brandy is number two.
      1. Chaos Avian
        Chaos Avian
        What about bacon??
        Dec 16, 2013
      2. Tai_MT
        Tai_MT
        Is brandy the name of your girl, or the name of the next drink you're taking?
        Dec 16, 2013
      3. West Mains
        West Mains
        But what's number three hundred and eighty two?
        Dec 16, 2013
    4. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      I hate children. I hate them. I hate children.
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      2. Zack
        Zack
        Kids are the ultimate symbol of vulgarity. Whenever I see a kid, the first thing that goes through my mind is: Ewwww they had sex!
        Dec 16, 2013
      3. Yato
        Yato
        I hate the screaming, stomping, tantrum-throwing children who live in the apartment above mine. Or maybe I just hate their parents.
        Dec 16, 2013
      4. Silent Darkness
        Silent Darkness
        Mexicans. So many mexicans. So many mexican children, running around, screaming their heads off while chasing each other all day long.
        Dec 16, 2013
    5. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      I know it's an overly narrow accomplishment, so I'm sharing it with you guys. On my Mass Effect 3 Adept-Insanity-Powers-Only playthrough, I defeated the 3 geth primes at Rannoch without dying once. If you play the SP on Insanity, you'll probably know how much those guys suck.
    6. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      Today, one of the things I love most on this earth has betrayed me. Bacon grease spilled all over my left hand. I'll let you know if it swells or anything.
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      2. West Mains
        West Mains
        That happened to me once.


        I still have the scar. :(
        Dec 14, 2013
      3. Eschaton
        Eschaton
        "The bacon betrays you, because it belongs to me!"
        Dec 14, 2013
      4. West Mains
        West Mains
        Bacon knows no master!


        Bacon is free like the stallion!
        Dec 14, 2013
    7. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      So hungover...
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      2. OM3GA-Z3RO
        OM3GA-Z3RO
        So drink more to cover the hangover, works for Sterling.
        Dec 13, 2013
      3. Dark_Metamorphosis
        Dec 13, 2013
      4. Eschaton
        Eschaton
        I don't drink before 5:00 PM Central. Besides, I killed my fifth of Glenmorangie last night.
        Dec 13, 2013
    8. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      "Looking up a chick on Facebook before ever speaking to her isn't *stalking.* I prefer to call it 'due diligence.'"
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      2. Eschaton
        Eschaton
        Do you really drink scocth, zachfoss? Seriously, as often as I do?
        Dec 13, 2013
      3. Eschaton
        Eschaton
        I've never had scocth. I don't think anyone has. What I obviously meant to say was "scotch."
        Dec 13, 2013
      4. zachfoss
        zachfoss
        Yup i drink scotch, as often as you do ;p
        Dec 14, 2013
    9. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      I only seem to be able to make good sunny-side-up/over-easy/over-hard eggs when I'm hammered...
      1. Sharm
        Sharm
        Either that or you just can't tell the difference anymore.
        Dec 12, 2013
      2. West Mains
        West Mains
        Get hammered. Be cook better.


        This could work.
        Dec 12, 2013
    10. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      I love scotch. Scotchy-scotch-scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. Mmm-mmm-mmm...
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      2. LoneWolfDon
        LoneWolfDon
        Lol. I think the last few posts I've seen from you here has been about drinking booze, or spilling booze, or enjoying booze. ;) Heheh.
        Dec 10, 2013
      3. Arin
        Arin
        Eschaton is to bourbon as Arin is to glasses.
        Dec 10, 2013
      4. Eschaton
        Eschaton
        Whiskey in general. Can't get enough of the stuff. Well, I can get enough when I can't get up.
        Dec 10, 2013
    11. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      Oh, my favorite part of the holidays: egg nogg with brandy.
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      2. Eschaton
        Eschaton
        No, scotch comes *after* dinner.


        Wow, I drink too much.
        Dec 9, 2013
      3. Jef299
        Jef299
        Peppermint schnappes, hot coco, stir with a freaking candy cane!!
        Dec 9, 2013
      4. Jef299
        Jef299
        I also tried rum in egg nog it was pretty good.
        Dec 9, 2013
    12. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      100 likes!
      1. Dark_Metamorphosis
        Dark_Metamorphosis
        We like you! :D
        Dec 9, 2013
      2. Dalph
        Dalph
        69 here, a number for perverts^^ XD
        Dec 9, 2013
        1 person likes this.
      3. Dark_Metamorphosis
        Dark_Metamorphosis
        Dalph the kinky ;)
        Dec 9, 2013
    13. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      My buddy spilled a glass of bourbon on my carpet. Now my room smells like nasty bourbon.
      1. djDarkX
        djDarkX
        What a waste of bourbon. QQ
        Dec 8, 2013
      2. zachfoss
        zachfoss
        Not surprised. Usually smells like scotch.
        Dec 8, 2013
    14. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      Dammit, Missouri...
    15. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      So, how am I spending my Saturday? Studying for finals? Making an RPG maker game? No, I'm watching the Missouri-Auburn game.
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      2. Eschaton
        Eschaton
        It's on at 3.
        Dec 8, 2013
      3. Arin
        Arin
        Oh.


        Then saying "watching" is silly. You should have said "will be watching".
        Dec 8, 2013
      4. Eschaton
        Eschaton
        "Are you studying today?" "Nope, I'm watching the game."
        Dec 8, 2013
    16. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      The Breakfast Club is a prequel to The Dark Knight. Bender is the Joker. It makes so much sense now.
    17. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      I usually don't weep for people I've never met, but... I hope Madiba rests well. He was great boulder who sent ripples across the world.
    18. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      Remember, kids: do your due diligence on your professors. You don't wnat to get stuck with a droning, babbling, political-agenda-furthering jerk.
      1. Sharm
        Sharm
        You mean any professor in existence?
        Dec 6, 2013
      2. Tai_MT
        Tai_MT
        That's exactly what I was thinking, Sharm. It'd be nice if Professors never earned Tenure and had to prove they were actually teaching students something in order to keep their jobs. That would stop a lot of the nonsense.
        Dec 6, 2013
      3. Touchfuzzy
        Touchfuzzy
        The prof who taught most of my electronics courses in college actually wasn't like that. Of course, he worked 25 years in the EE field before coming to teach, so he wasn't a career academic.
        Dec 6, 2013
    19. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      Ugh, EA, why you no release Madden and NCAA football on PC?
    20. Eschaton
      Eschaton
      I'm thinking that I'm tired of video games and how much of my life they've been taking up. RM isn't helping, either. I stare at the data base, or stare at my notes, and brainstorm ideas and get nothing done. I'm falling short of my real-life long term goals.
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      2. EtphTheElephant
        EtphTheElephant
        No more scotch? T.T
        Dec 2, 2013
      3. Eschaton
        Eschaton
        Maybe in time, when I find what's missing, I'll return.
        Dec 2, 2013
      4. EtphTheElephant
        EtphTheElephant
        *bro hug* We'll be waiting.
        Dec 2, 2013
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    Apr 9, 1987 (Age: 32)
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