So, I've decided to ditch 'mostly useless' as my username for a number of reasons. The hilarious upshot is that everyone who referred to me by that name on my shop or game thread looks like they were being mean! Ha.
What the writer wrote: "The curtain is blue."
The readers: "There must be a hidden meaning behind this, perhaps to convey the character emotions ...".
What the writer has in mind: "The curtain is frickin' blue".