The three phrases I hate the most:
"That's not what I want" (when I give someone a script that doesn't do *exactly* what they want)
"That shouldn't be too hard" (when people who have no experience in that area ask me to do something that's actually really hard)
"Would it be possible to...?" (Yes, it would be possible, but it's going to take 18 hours of my time that's better spent elsewhere)
My home state baseball team is going back to the World Series for the first time since 1999. I remember when they went in 1995 and won, that was like the best day of my life. (I'm a huge baseball fan and yes I'm talking about the Braves).