Well, this is strange. When I'm around my friends, things seem the same as normal. But as soon as I leave for a bit, it seems like everything goes wrong for them. W-Wait, does this mean my existence actually matters?! =O
Our program, who art in memory,
Called by thy name;
Thy operating system run;
Thy function be done at runtime as it was on development.
Give us this day our daily output.
And forgive us our code duplication,
as we forgive those who
duplicate code against us.
And lead us not into frustration;
But deliver us from GOTOs.
For thine is algorithm,
The computation, and the solution,
Looping forever and ever.