"Back then there's no black or white people. They are colorless. God don't like it. He smite some people, charred em to black. The rest got scared and turned pale white." "Wth, grandpa?! What did you teach the kids?"
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Isekai MC : "Uhh, why you guys don't wear any footwear?" "Food-ware? What's food-ware?" *invent sandals* "HOLY LORD! This guy just did the impossible!"
I disliked chilli sauce so much, sometimes I refer it to "Satan's Diarrhea"
How potion should be used that make more sense? Drink? Splash? or else?
A street magician asked you to pick a card. 10 years later your wife gave birth to a child holding your card. Then she ripped off her mask...
I feel like it's about time I share all the result of my experiment project here. But there's a lot of it.
This little brat (my nephew) just invent a new way of enjoying his orange juice by pouring it inside of used perfume bottle and sprayed it to his mouth...
What worst could happen when your driver said "I know a shortcut"?
There's a new born faction in my country called "Sunda Empire" claiming they have right to rule over the earth and sun... I don't know what to feel...
Lost left arm and left leg in a horrific accident. "Are you okay?" "I am ALL-RIGHT"
Fun fact : The opposite of "Microsoft Office" is "Macrohard onfire"
"I've cleaned your ears. How do you feel now?" "Stop yelling at me!"
"The page may contain content only suitable for adults. Are you over 18?" Twelve years old me : *clicked* "Heheheheehee~~"
I wish people blush and turn red like in anime
"This lil kid stab the bandit to dead, rob his belonging, absorb his soul (exp), then innocently goes 'YATTA~'..." "Woah, JRPG is pretty dark..."
"Why the game doesn't have audio?" "Uhhh, so that deaf people can enjoy it too...!" - Me tryin to convince my way out
Mmm, I need a cute battle cry...
Most popular battle cry for mobs "It's just one man! We can take him down!"
Game : "Are you male or female?" Most male player : "Of course I'm female!"
Every character in wuxia be like "You are just a mere <MC cultivation stage>! How could you stand against <Higher cultivation stage>!"
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