Kuro DCupu

Personally, I play an RPG entirely for the story. I don't much care what your game mechanics are (because 999 times out of 1000, they're not all that great anyway, or get dull quickly), I want to see your story. As such, I like games to tell me what is going on before the first fight. I need some set-up. Without that set-up, I usually quit playing.

They have every right to want to skip, especially if they paid for the game. It's not a movie.

If they had no control over whether or not your game got a good/bad reputation, I'd agree with you. However, there are an overabundance of players who skip cutscenes/story and then complain that they don't know what is going on... or there's a plot hole, or what-have-you. If these players also forfeited the right to leave a review, I'd be more inclined to agree.

I mean, I'd rather wear wet socks for a day than hold my siblings' hand.

@Poryg I guess that video applies to many people on this site.

Swome gwoogwe twanswate fwails OwO

Good thing they didn't say it blows.

@ImaginaryVillain "Exactly! Thank you for buying our Leaf Blower~"

@Tai_MT Yeah. lol. Butchering random wild animals, town guards, criminals, and assassinating political figures. Oh, and let's not forget the whole grave robbing and tomb raiding. I don't think 'hero' is the right word to use when describing them. xD

{MH}@Tai_MT I love Murder Hoboes! It is a pseudonym of mine. As a Murder Hobo, you get to break into peoples house and take their valuables, hurt lots of people, haggle shops down to losing profits... all in the name of justice!

@NinjaKittyProductions I just like playing "Heroic" people. I like the "solving problems" aspect of it. I don't want to impose my will on people... use my morals to decide if something is right or wrong... or butcher thousands to end a madman. Heck, 90% of the time, just destroying the McGuffin the moment you get it would win the game.

This is probably just another lie

So is the cake.

https://static.skepticalscience.com/pics/Ontheinternetnobodyknowsyouareadog.jpg

you'd feel like that even after taking off glasses with 8 Diopter power that don't belong to you. I once wore a friend's glasses by curiosity. Never have I felt so blind in my life and never did my eyesight feel so clear after I took them off XD

the mario devs

Dragon Buster, according to a quick google search

I'm interested on what they were thinking when pitching the double jump idea. I assume it was treated as ridiculous idea that time, but look at now!

They can't! Cause I put my tin foil hat on!

Science has proven that the only thing a tin hat is good for is suicide - it conducts electricity and attracts lightnings.

It also absorbs heat, but that's no risk to the head as a human head is a great heat distributor.

"To provide us with funny when the game stop being funny. What else?!"

They're called a "Lark", and they're completely badass. It's the only game in the world where you can play as a transsexual Ewok Jester.

The Jester will play funny jokes on the enemies so hard they'll die. He's a bit hard to train, but he becomes OP at Lv 29 when he learns Cream Cake Prank. If you just keep using that move on the enemies, then the game's combat will be a total... cakewalk.

I'll see myself out.

* thing

He's been watching too much Game of Thrones.

put that kid on an HBO black list.

Black Meat.... Uhm... Okay

@Finnuval

Blue Ice Cream

that remind me of kohei from anime grand blue,when they prank his friend when he making love with a girl until they break up.

exactly!

Also known as a blunt.