"Back then there's no black or white people. They are colorless. God don't like it. He smite some people, charred em to black. The rest got scared and turned pale white." "Wth, grandpa?! What did you teach the kids?"
I like to think of Profile Posts as tiny homes, full of all kinds of unsuspecting suckers "future" friends.... Many of which are of course only going to be excited when a strange man in black suddenly shows up to say hi.