Kuro DCupu

One of those reading which I dropped right away after that one sentence.

That means he's Ro!

hehehe

No, you're confusing her with Juana la Folle.

I was remembering my childhood. Me and my little brother sharing control playing Max Payne. He use the keyboard while I use the mouse.

I got to enjoy a theme park attraction like this, with bumper cars. One person navigated the car to pick up rubber balls, and the other person used a cannon to fire them at other bumper cars. It was a blast.

I suppose more topically, Mario Kart Double Dash worked exactly like that as well, when playing co-op.

This is what happens when profanity filters attempt to catch every possible attempt at bypassing them.

I'm not even sure what's in there that's bad. MAYBE one word (which I'm not going to repeat, just in case), but even then, it's a serious stretch.

"Secret Attack from Behind!"
*enemy hears and dodges*
"How could my secret attack fail!?"

LMAO!! This is the funniest thing I've seen today.

Actually imagine a game where Silence is a positive status that increases accuracy because it prevents the user from yelling out the skill name.

You gotta throw the whole bed and get a new one.

You gotta throw your clothes too. And maybe your room as well.

You made an omelet, had a chicken sandwich

How dare you make me read this with my eyes

I was just imagining how advertisement works in a world of magic...

Scary as hell indeed.

Youtube is telling us that Mermaid sisters are the true winners of Mars brightest.

You looked up fish and boobs. So naturally, you got mermaids.

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( • - •) Cookie?
/ >ʘ̥ \ It cost only 1 like

*costs

Sounds like something Bill Hader would lovingly set up in Inside Out!

That's what I used to think before I got crazy insomnia. Couldn't sleep till 4 and the more I wanted to the worse it got. I'm fine now though, thank God.

And ropes.

...and horse tranquilizers. Dont forget those.

Sounds like my boy could have some fun with you guys, dont worry ill tell him not to break you... Too much

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Aww, my sword won't work...

Quiet, lab meme #4!

You are my wife on a daily basis

What a coincidence. Mine too. Especially my pinky toe. Gosh darn those furnitures!

It just your toes that hate u

Some animals don't sleep though and it works well for them, why do we have to sleep? If I didn't have to, I wouldn't sleep either.

Lack of proper sleep over long periods of time will inevitably lead to physical and mental illness, and eventually irreversible damage to the brain.

"You can sleep when you're dead" as they say. Death will just come quicker if you live by that motto.

Commenting in there just to access the great answers quicker. I'll tell that to a friend that says the same thing.

Is that a joke? Sorry English is not my native.

And he was probably like " It was due yesterday" while thinking of ways to torture you.