I found out that there is apparently a keyboard shortcut for posting the thread you're currently writing... Apologies to any moderators who just received my half-written plugin release post in their moderation queue 
$gameSwitches.value(3) ? ($gameVariables.value(7) < 12 ? ($gameVariables.value(7) == 0 ? "12:%2 am" : "%1:%2 am") : ($gameVariables.value(7) == 12 ? "%1:%2 pm" : String($gameVariables.value(7)-12) + ":%2 pm")) : "%1:%2"