I work in a grocery store and someone asked me if we had any chicken. We have fried chicken, raw chicken, grilled chicken, chicken wings, chicken thighs, breaded chicken, chicken patties, chicken fries, chicken tenders, chicken nuggets, chicken stars, chicken dinosaurs, whole chicken, half chicken, chicken gizzards. We have chicken.
So. I just changed my violin strings. Had silver wound, and a gold plated E. They had settled and I was about to play on fresh strings for the first time in 2 years. And then my soundpost promptly fell over. I. am. actually. angry. *sob*