You've never played Civilization have you? The term "genocide" doesn't really apply to pixels, and you should know the difference between real and not real. Perhaps you only scared yourself when you discovered what you might really be capable of. But fear not, we all have the same darkness.
It felt really nice to "secure funding" for the project. Now comes the fun process of researching people to spend it on. I've already chosen a mapper, but there are a ton of artists and script makers out here.
Finally! I've been puzzling over why it wasn't working for two days now. Turns out all of my calculations were correct, I just forgot to give some events hitboxes. Now my randomly generated maps check for collision errors, and move stuff around in real time if they finds any.