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    Last night I had a very weird dream, but idk, it felt so real. I got up from my bed, had a quick breakfast, sat down in front of the computer, turned it on, but then for whatever reason opened the browser on my phone, typed in forums dot rpgmakerweb dot com, scrolled into the Latest posts feed and after reading what was new in there I wrote a status update of length of 420 characters purely to waste everybody's time.
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    Alright
    Alright
    My buddy who works at the local circus as the sword swallowing guy says he gets enough iron at work.
    kyonides
    kyonides
    Nope, that was an accurate description of your day. :p
    Poryg
    Poryg
    No way. I would never ever do something like that. And I know you don't believe me, so consider my situation. Yesterday I slept for 10 hours. Spent 3 hours chatting with mother, 6 chatting with girlfriend, 2 hours gaming, 1 hour eating and 18 hours on youtube and I am not going to talk about smaller activities. Where do I find a minute to waste people's time? This already adds up to whopping 40 hours of my day spent!
    Poryg
    Messing around with Cheat engine, I've managed to crash a game and corrupt its settings. This corruption led to the game's language changing from English to Mandarin.
    Now I want to see sth like this as an official anticheat. :D
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    @ShadowDragon I think you misunderstood.
    Using cheat engine (aka the program), I crashed a game and that crash caused its language to change from English to Mandarin.
    So I thought it'd be fun to create an anticheat that changes the game's language when it detects cheating.
    ShadowDragon
    ShadowDragon
    I see, than I misunderstand it, but that's exactly a cool idea :p
    SpyroFan67
    SpyroFan67
    @Poryg LOL this reminds me how I used an Aircraft Editor tool for a WWII military flight sim I play and messed with things I shouldn't. Changed all the prop planes to jets and when I tried to fly the prop planes AS jets I kept having problems with the engines always exploding and catching fire like as soon as I started flying. LOL.....
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    I made the world a much safer place today. That pack of gummy bears was surely going to conquer the world one day.
    Poryg
    I will never learn, will I...

    I'm currently racing against time salvaging data as I'm watching more and more of my SD card's data get corrupted in real time.
    Learn to make backups.
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    Yeah, saved everything important, wiped the rest.
    SpyroFan67
    SpyroFan67
    @Poryg LOL I always think it's really funny how when data on a drive is corrupted the names of files and folders are all screwed up and say things like #$@^&89(##5127**&%$.
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    Well, the corruption wasn't this bad in my case I guess. I did however end up having to boot up Linux, because Windows does not handle corrupted files too well.
    Poryg
    Today was a good day in cleaning job. I found a full scrabble game, some baseball bats, a bow, an airsoft gun and an unopened and not expired pack of birth control pills.
    I have no idea if I'm gonna use any of these, but... can't hurt to have them when it's free, can it?
    Poryg
    Lesson learned. Never fly from or through Marseille. According to them, an onion spread is a liquid.
    We've bought some food on our holiday... and they confiscated so much of it :<
    Poryg
    When I was a child, I used to enjoy having two months of holidays. For the last couple of years, I have a feeling God has invented holidays to mess with people.

    I wonder if I'll ever have holidays I'll enjoy.
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    TRIDIUM
    TRIDIUM
    Not if you stay in your house :p
    TheoAllen
    TheoAllen
    Me, who live in equator and tropical zones:
    "You guys have two months holiday?"
    Poryg
    Poryg
    @Avery Whenever my holidays come, there are about 300 different things that suddenly go wrong one way or another.
    @TheoAllen As a child, you have two months of holidays per year. As an adult, you only have 4 weeks of paid holidays. I have even less due to working 12h shifts.
    Poryg
    When I was a kid, I used to get trolled by this joke from my family:
    "Can I watch the TV?"
    "Yes, but you can't turn it on."

    I did not expect I would see a similarly stupid joke in this year. I'm gonna spend my holiday in a country that allows you to own self-defence gear, but doesn't allow you to use it.
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    SpyroFan67
    SpyroFan67
    Oh. So I guess that weapons are just for
    self-defense in your home or apartment
    if someone barges in? Hopefully they at
    least let you use them for THAT.
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    They do. In fact, there's sth called presumed self defence when you're defending yourself in your home. However, they won't allow me to transport weapons there as weapons are forbidden in the airport.
    cthulhusquid
    cthulhusquid
    And then there's places in the US where you can't even defend yourself in your home, glad I don't live in one of those (WA is starting to suck though).
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    TFW you want to share some pictures of candy with your friends on discord, but the pictures get rejected because "you aren't allowed to post pornographic materials on this channel". :kaoswt:
    Poryg
    I've lost so much hair that I can basically shave my head bald now. :<
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    @SpyroFan67 Baldness runs in our family. I started to notice I was losing hair when I was 22. First it was just a small circle on my scalp. Over time the circle became larger and my hair thinned out. I expect I will have barely anything left by the time I'm 30.
    ZombieKidzRule
    ZombieKidzRule
    I don't shave my head, but I use the clippers with no guard so it it pretty much stubble. I only started doing that a couple of years ago, but I will tell you, if I could go back, I would have started a lot earlier. My brother has actually shaved his head for decades. It is much easy to take care of this way.
    Poryg
    Summer sale on steam. Oh boy, I can already see my wallet trying to hide.
    Poryg
    It's an interesting game mechanic when you make enemies mana limited.
    However, it ain't so interesting when you give the player ways to drain enemy mana. Then it becomes "Drain their mana and kill them while they only have weak basic attack". Too easy.
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    Philosophus Vagus
    Philosophus Vagus
    That's how my game tends to work (though most battles will have been won/lost before enemies actually run out naturally unless you are intentionally making them run out, and most bosses have some capability of regenerating resources in some way if it comes to that point though you'll get a free turn or two on them as a reward at least for draining them or outlasting them).
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    Philosophus Vagus
    Philosophus Vagus
    Though my game is also an outlier in that only one party member and generally only bosses/mini-bosses even use mana in the first place. Magic actually be rare and extremely powerful, to the point where running out is pretty much equivalent to losing the battle if the other side still has juice at the time unless you are really over-leveled or something.
    Poryg
    Poryg
    That sounds intriguing. Makes me kinda wonder if I could find a way to cheese it anyway.
    Poryg
    I wonder whose mental state is more questionable.
    Of the people who make nursery rhymes... or mine who listens to them. :kaoswt2:
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    Alright
    Alright
    You just might be a Batman villain.
    SpyroFan67
    SpyroFan67
    Oh, God...this reminds me of one afternoon I was bored,
    and for some reason I felt an urge to listen to the song
    "Itsy Bitsy Spider" and I have no idea why. So I did. I have
    no idea why, but for some reason after I did I felt satisfied.
    SpyroFan67
    SpyroFan67
    Like, I don't even know why. I was just suddenly like "You know-
    I haven't heard the Itsy Bitsy Spider song in a long time and I have
    an urge to hear it again". Even I don't know why. It wasn't even that
    I was missing my childhood or anything, it was just like "I haven't
    heard it in a long time; suddenly I desire to hear it again just once".
    Poryg
    I kinda like the word "abomination". It's an abomination of a description of an abomination. In layman's terms... It describes sth really awful while being a really awful word.
    Poryg
    Who does nothing, screws up nothing.
    Who doesn't screw up anything, gets noticed.
    Who gets noticed, gets a promotion.
    Who gets a promotion, does nothing.

    The beautiful circle of work.
    Poryg
    So I played Yandere AI girlfriend. I expected it to be a challenge.
    In game 1, she opened the door for me without me having any request. All it took was to find a feather and tickle her.
    In game 2, I tricked her to open the door by inviting her for a walk.
    In game 3, I took the key, randomly said "goodbye" she happily saw me off.

    Looks like I'll be safe from Yanderes if I ever meet one.
    Poryg
    Fun fact. If you cold turkey norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors, after a short while your body is going to feel like someone typed the infinite stamina cheat.
    After months of getting fatigued very easily, it feels like a nice change. But it also shows the importance of stress hormones for our body.
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    Ms Littlefish
    Ms Littlefish
    I’m on one for nerve pain but it’s making my heart arrhythmia worsen. I haven’t yet been able to successfully get off it even with the proper reduction schedule because I still withdraw incredibly poorly.
    Poryg
    Poryg
    In my case the withdrawals weren't bad until day 11. And from there I helped them with a hefty dose of non-alcoholic beer, because hops are a relatively potent relaxant. I'm not sure if it could help you, but best of luck :kaopride:
    Poryg
    Ngl, Ace Attorney spirit of justice has been a nice change. It's nice to see everybody maturing - Phoenix, Apollo, Athena, Maya... even good ol'Payne isn't bad.
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    Yeah, the prosecutor is annoying as heck. The case quality fluctuates greatly too - in case 2 you know the killer from the first 5 minutes, case 3 is amazing. And the story warrants more depth. But the trials are decent.
    SpyroFan67
    SpyroFan67
    @Poryg That prosecutor is just as intolerably annoying as Frank Burns on "M.A.S.H."! I watch a lot of classic TV, so......
    Poryg
    Poryg
    Frank Burns is at least funny.
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