Poryg
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Poryg

Dark Lord of the Castle of Javascreeps, Male, 23, from Czech Republic

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Christmas is coming. With it my typical Christmas gloom and sink in productivity to so little I hardly believe it myself sometimes. Dec 16, 2019 at 3:03 AM

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    1. Poryg
      Poryg
      Laziness, rage, mania and anxiety. What a way to spend your weekend...
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      2. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        @The Stranger Hey I said I'm not usually one for CP, have no idea what makes a good one. I enjoyed it though. So what if it's more humorous than it is creepy? You might like the restoration better, it's more supernatural and less jokey. I don't know, I like the irreverence, not as if any of the stories are likely to frighten me so they might as well humor me at least. :D
        Mar 16, 2019
      3. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        In any case it was a welcome reprieve from the political videos that lead me to it in the first place.
        Mar 16, 2019
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        And while you're discussing this, I'm trying to devise an unbreakable Vigenère cipher mutation :D So far quite successfully.
        Mar 16, 2019
    2. Poryg
      Poryg
      So even Facebook messenger is political now. Gosh... Soon politics will be everywhere :(
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        PM. I'm not going to risk deletion of it due to being political or potentially offensive.
        Mar 15, 2019
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      4. Elliott404
        Elliott404
        okay
        Mar 15, 2019
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      5. Sauteed_Onion
        Sauteed_Onion
        It's like they want people divided or something.. what was that one saying? United we stand or some such?
        Mar 16, 2019
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    3. Poryg
      Poryg
      Let's stop for a second and remember the sacrifice of our law enforcers.
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      2. Lornsteyn
        Lornsteyn
        Not my kind of music, but I totally agree.
        Mar 14, 2019
    4. Poryg
      Poryg
      Cows of the world unite!
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      2. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        Eh, not really. They're just raised in different places. You are thinking specifically of stud farms I think, where the ratio is 50:1 because their is a reason the expression "bull-like stamina" exists. Most of the meat we consume comes from steer, cows are milked/bred for more meat and the elderly are typically made into animal feed, ironically for the most part people don't even actually eat cows typically.
        Mar 14, 2019
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      3. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        Though it is always the cows that we think about whenever we are eating a hamburger...The cows that humans rarely eat and that typically get to live to a natural age unlike their castrated male counterparts. Though if you think about it maybe that's why they are all cows in the video, all the bulls are castrated and murdered as teenagers, and the whole uprising is one of irate mothers, gmoms and sisters. :guffaw:
        Mar 14, 2019
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      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        That sounds like Polish beef our country received one day. It consisted of 60% horse meat :D
        Mar 14, 2019
    5. Poryg
      Poryg
      Yay, weekend is starting! :kaopride:
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        I have armor and arms, empty threats won't scare me :p
        Mar 12, 2019
      4. Ryisunique
        Ryisunique
        Sounds like retail.
        Mar 13, 2019
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      5. Shaz
        Shaz
        Lucky you! I have a 4 day weekend coming up at the end of the month. Can't wait!
        Mar 13, 2019
    6. Poryg
      Poryg
      People look shocked when they see me in shorts. But come on, it's 1°C, already warm enough!
      1. Kauzz and Dreadshadow like this.
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      3. Dreadshadow
        Dreadshadow
        For a person who lives in Greece, this is considered cold enough to turn on a heater! :p
        Mar 12, 2019
      4. Kauzz
        Kauzz
        That's totally me when I had 16 years old
        Mar 12, 2019
      5. Ryisunique
        Ryisunique
        You'd fit in for my state. Of course, there are guys that were walking near 0°C too.
        Mar 12, 2019
    7. Poryg
      Poryg
      Hearts of iron 4, Ethiopia. Too easy to survive after the new update :(
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        The result of that is, much higher enemy casualties even with no planning bonus (which you now lose 8x faster than you used to). Because unlike the AI who just attacks mindlessly, I comcentrate 8 divisions on one point, create a pocket and then expand it to create new weak points in the enemy frontline.
        Mar 12, 2019
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        The new update brought in with a new DLC introduced fuel and reworked the mechanics of navy. As a result of that Britain doesn't know how to use it anymore and it is quite easy to just invade it. USA s also reworked so it's not just a sitting duck and can do something. Nevertheless, overall it's more challenging for smaller nations, although exploits remain.
        Mar 12, 2019
      5. Amarok
        Amarok
        i see thanks for the explanation mate! i might give it another chance soon
        Mar 12, 2019
    8. Poryg
      Poryg
      Saw Happy Death day. The plot is interesting, but gosh... So much room for improvement. And down points for bad realism.
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      2. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        @Poryg, you should consider became a let's player.
        Mar 10, 2019
      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        I'm not good with spoken word.
        Mar 10, 2019
      4. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        @Poryg, ok I am understanding.
        Mar 10, 2019
    9. Poryg
      Poryg
      I'd make a joke about pinapple pizza, but somebody might get offended, so I guess not :(
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      3. Engr. Adiktuzmiko
        Engr. Adiktuzmiko
        So whats the joke? I have a shop joke but it might not sell.
        Mar 9, 2019
      4. Tw0Face
        Tw0Face
        I was going to make a joke about mirrors, but I just can't see myself doing it.
        Mar 9, 2019
      5. Poryg
        Poryg
        I have a joke about post office, but you won't get it.
        Mar 9, 2019
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    10. Poryg
      Poryg
      Lately I've been waking up with intense thirsts and intense headaches no matter how much I drank through the day :(
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      2. Sharm
        Sharm
        I'm just really terrified now because excessive thirst and headache is also a symptom of kidney failure.
        Mar 8, 2019
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        For it to be a kidney failure would be kind of weird. If I suffered from blood poisoning, I'd already be in a hospital, necause this has been a matter of weeks.
        Mar 8, 2019
      4. Sharm
        Sharm
        *nods*
        Mar 9, 2019
    11. Poryg
      Poryg
      Today I stumbled on MS-DOS 2.0 being open-source. We can make our own DOS now! But well... It's written in assembly, so won't be easy.
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      2. Tai_MT
        Tai_MT
        Nah man, it's okay. You just need an Assembly LINE!

        Yes, I love bad puns. Deal with it. :D
        Mar 8, 2019
      3. gstv87
        gstv87
        'member when operating systems took 20KB of floppy disk space?
        'member when you had to TYPE IN your instructions?
        'member when THE USERS *USED* the computer instead of the computer doing everything on it's own keeping the user in the dark?
        yeah! I 'member!
        Mar 8, 2019
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      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        I remember that very well.
        A:
        install.exe
        With norton commander everything got simplified though.
        Mar 20, 2019
    12. Poryg
      Poryg
      I'm going to welcome the additional day off... So I can sleep. I hope it doesn't get ruined.
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      2. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        Alright, I'm gonna need all regular status updaters to cancel any plans and help me ruin Poryg's day off.
        Mar 7, 2019
      3. Sharm
        Sharm
        Sleeeeeeeeep. Good luck!
        Mar 7, 2019
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Yeah, I'm thinking about going to a boxing gym or something for few hours after work just to wear myself out quickly.
        Mar 7, 2019
    13. Poryg
      Poryg
      Never knew it was this easy to trap a C++ program :D
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        Yeah, the easiest one to master is python, but I feel uncomfortable with python's syntax. Not to mention its handling of bytearrays is really clunky. :(
        Mar 21, 2019
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      4. Dreadshadow
        Dreadshadow
        I actually love python. But you are right. Three spaces here, three there to nest, oh I missed an invisible character = syntax error. FU python! I know how it feels mate. I love {} myself. I mean, C, C++, Java, C#, JS, PHP, I mean come on! Why indenting and searching for invisible mistakes? You know what is better than invisible syntax errors?
        Mar 22, 2019
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    14. Poryg
      Poryg
      Got a nasty muscle cramp on my leg :(
      1. Ryisunique
        Ryisunique
        Yuck. Those suck.
        Mar 3, 2019
      2. Windows i7
        Windows i7
        Cramps are pretty terrible... especially in the foot while laying in bed.
        Mar 3, 2019
      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        Well, I managed to massage and walk it off, so all is good now.
        Mar 3, 2019
    15. Poryg
      Poryg
      Apparently I'm so light of a sleeper that even my snoring wakes me up.
      1. Shaz, Tw0Face, OmnislashXX and 2 others like this.
      2. VeryXInh
        VeryXInh
        You're lucky because your neighbor was not a drunk =)
        Mar 2, 2019
      3. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        My snoring is so loud, occasionally it will wake myself up.
        Mar 2, 2019
      4. Tw0Face
        Tw0Face
        I'm such a heavy sleeper that even a grenade wouldn't make me wake up.
        Mar 2, 2019
    16. Poryg
      Poryg
      With Microsoft's aim to transform Edge to Chromium Firefox will soon be the only non-mainstream browser without Chromium base.
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        Well, I forgot about Safari. But no wonder, I'm not a mac user :D
        Mar 1, 2019
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      3. Prescott
        Prescott
        that's why i started using it... in fact i'm actually using waterfox, branch of firefox that is more secure.
        Mar 1, 2019
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    17. Poryg
      Poryg
      I buy a ticket all the friggin' time and no checkups. I forget once... Boom, they're in. Well, being lazy is costly.
      1. Poryg
        Poryg
        Because had I gotten a year's pass... I would've gotten away much cheaper and wouldn't need to worry about tickets.
        Mar 1, 2019
    18. Poryg
      Poryg
      In last two months I broke two tempered glasses for my mobile display. So I decided not to buy a third. Not even a scratch till today.
      1. MushroomCake28 and Powerise like this.
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      3. Engr. Adiktuzmiko
        Engr. Adiktuzmiko
        That's some pretty bad tempered glass.. I've never had broken tempered glass before, though the one in my Huawei phone right now is kinda scratched all over just a few months in.. My Xiaomi screen is still protected by its plastic cover and its going 2 years old now wahahahaha
        Feb 28, 2019
      4. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
        Funny how the same thing happened to me a couple months ago with the same phone lol. It still has a cracked tempered glass, but I learned to live with it.
        Feb 28, 2019
      5. Poryg
        Poryg
        I took the tempered glass off, because damaged tempered glass may damage the actual display sometimes. Instead I bought a better back protection and well, put the device to test via standard carrying. Where two tempered glasses could not even survive placing into my pocket and slightly hitting keys, the phone survives with no scratch.
        Mar 1, 2019
    19. Poryg
      Poryg
      I find it quite amazing that Javascript (!) code that I programmed on Linux reacts differently on Windows and vice versa.
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      3. Blackyu
        Blackyu
        Huh. Weird how they'd name two completely different languages similarly.
        Then again, it's Oracle, they're quite experienced in bad decisions.
        Feb 28, 2019
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Javascript was not made by Oracle. There are several reasons why it is called Javascript.
        1. Java was in that time very popular.
        2. Back when Javascript was created, sites had been pretty much HTML. Simplistic and stuff. For more awesome effects Java applets were used.
        Feb 28, 2019
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      5. Blackyu
        Blackyu
        Huh.
        Well...
        At least I'm right about one thing, Java is terrible.
        Mar 1, 2019
    20. Poryg
      Poryg
      So I have entered a tremendously sneaky insurance contract via cold call. I'll revoke it soon though.
      1. Sauteed_Onion likes this.
      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        The only sad thing is, these call center workers are either naïve or deliberately lying :(
        Feb 27, 2019
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jul 22, 1996 (Age: 23)
    Location:
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