Poryg
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Jul 22, 1996 (Age: 23)
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Occupation:
Lazy pi.... person

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Poryg

Dark Lord of the Castle of Javascreeps, Male, 23, from Czech Republic

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Tonight was surprisingly warm. Didn't even need my jacket. Nov 18, 2019 at 3:59 PM

Poryg was last seen:
Nov 21, 2019 at 12:02 AM
    1. Poryg
      Poryg
      Random fact of the day. The most downvoted reddit comment belongs to the EA. 670k downvotes earned it the spot in 2020's Guinness WR book.
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        It's a company o_O
        Oct 22, 2019
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      3. Ryisunique
        Ryisunique
        Well, a singular person did make the comment.
        Oct 22, 2019
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      4. jkweath
        jkweath
        I'm aware. I was referring to the own words from the EA rep's comment that had the most downvotes. "The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes."
        Oct 22, 2019
    2. Poryg
      Poryg
      I've made a poem-making program. Feed it a text string of a newspaper article, it makes a poem from it. #dadaism
      1. mishakoc, BlueMage and Hyouryuu-Na like this.
      2. BlueMage
        BlueMage
        Cool, i am waiting until you make a plugin-making program. Which user type in what they want, it make a plugin base on that
        Oct 18, 2019
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        I can make a plugin making program quite easily. I just can't guarantee these plugins will work :p
        Oct 18, 2019
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    3. Poryg
      Poryg
      Saving spree initiated. Need to save at least 5000 bucks. That's going to take at least three years if nothing goes wrong... So forever.
      1. Hyouryuu-Na likes this.
      2. NinjaKittyProductions
        NinjaKittyProductions
        I understand all to well...
        Oct 18, 2019
    4. Poryg
      Poryg
      What I hate the most on VPNs: They mess up my ads. So far the most reasonable ones I've seen came from Norway. The craziest one? Japanese.
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      2. Ami
        Ami
        but im not hate that,as long I using internet as I want and never be interrupted by blockers
        Oct 17, 2019
      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        @Ami It's no wonder they are limited. VPN is not just an app that magically changes your IP address. It's a connection to a foreign server, which then connects itself to whatever you want. And maintaining your own servers is an expensive business.
        Oct 17, 2019
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        And purchasing a VPN is still way cheaper and gives you more options than if you create a proxy server. ProtonVPN costs me $8 a month, my own proxy server would cost me $30 a month at least. And I wouldn't be able to choose my country and neither would I be able to change my IP simply by disconnect/reconnect.
        Oct 17, 2019
    5. Poryg
      Poryg
      I was so lazy today that I even procrastinated on what I intended to procrastinate with.
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        I don't drink tap water, because it's disgusting... and am always too lazy to buy some.
        Oct 16, 2019
      3. Hyouryuu-Na
        Hyouryuu-Na
        :/ I used to think everyone over there drank tap water... Over here people usually have water purifiers, filters or just purify it manually by boiling (that's what we do). Buy a lot next time you go to the store~ Stay healthy ^^
        Oct 16, 2019
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      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        In Prague we have an issue of overchlorisation of the water, so it's disgusting in some places. That's why we don't drink tap water in our place.
        Oct 16, 2019
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    6. Poryg
      Poryg
      Wet's wose some bwain cewws!
      (Credits to a random uwu translator for translating my status)
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      3. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        I hate all of you right now.
        Oct 15, 2019
      4. PaladinJessa
        PaladinJessa
        @Poryg you dont need teeth to make your R and L sounds though ;)
        Oct 15, 2019
      5. Poryg
        Poryg
        @PaladinJessa I know, you nweed enwough cwontwwol owew yoow twongue. Bwut wewy ywoung childwen that dwon't hwawe teeth dwon't hwawe enwough cwontwwol owew theiw twongue eithew.
        Oct 15, 2019
    7. Poryg
      Poryg
      Interesting. When a woman hears me trash talking about myself, she can't believe why am I treating myself so badly... No matter how many...
      1. Poryg
        Poryg
        times I tell her I don't take my trash talking personally. It's just a ranty joke. Men recognize it immediately and don't bother with it. Women don't.
        Oct 12, 2019
      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        Well, today's lesson. If you see a man being emonional as he's calling himself bad things, he is either feeling negative emotions or seeking attention. Otherwise it's just a banter.
        Oct 12, 2019
    8. Poryg
      Poryg
      The trolley problem, kill 4 vs. kill 1, doesn't look too much like a moral problem to me. All you need is derail the train - then it's RNG.
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      3. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        Two Kirks in one status update? I don't remember this one
        Oct 11, 2019
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        When I posted it on Reddit, the only feedback I received was that the point of this was to choose the morally more acceptable option of the two. But the problem is, this problem has increased relevance with computer age.
        Oct 11, 2019
      5. Poryg
        Poryg
        And since computers are deterministic machines, if we crunch the "kill 1" option to the computer, it will always kill the 1, even though computers thanks to their insane processing power have a higher chance of potentially saving all than humans.
        Oct 11, 2019
    9. Poryg
      Poryg
      New videos won't be coming in for a while. The internet is getting too sluggish for uploads.
    10. Poryg
      Poryg
      Well, my wireless headphones have lasted me for only a month. A dog jumped on me and scratched the better one off. He immediately bit on it.
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        That sounds like one hungry dog. lol. I don't quite understand your last post, are you saying you've eaten a plastic bag before?
        Oct 9, 2019
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Yes, by accident. It was night and I tripped with my food into our plastic bag stash... I did not drop any food, but the plastic bag I fell into was an old one and would crumble on touch (which, being in the dark, I did not notice). So I ate my food. And since plastic bags are tasteless and it are crumbles, I did not notice anything... Except for that piercing headache about 30 min later.
        Oct 9, 2019
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      5. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        @Poryg see if that was a cat, it would have at least waited until you weren't wearing them to mess them up
        Oct 9, 2019
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    11. Poryg
      Poryg
      I wonder if I should buy this RM bundle. I like the cause, but I'm not particularly interested in most of the contents.
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      3. BlueMage
        BlueMage
        i will buy it if you can get all of the contents for $20, but $50 is nah
        Oct 9, 2019
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      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Well, the rm bundles were always this high for the last tier. This year I'm just puzzled as there are hardly any dlc I'm interestes in.
        Oct 9, 2019
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      5. MMMm
        MMMm
        I would have gotten it if I didn't already own MV, but I don't see anything I want.
        Oct 12, 2019
    12. Poryg
      Poryg
      Finished Mu Complex's Mario achievement. Gosh, it's tough.
      1. Poryg
        Poryg
        This achievement says "Hack Bobby Love's computer in less than 15 seconds.". This hacking consists of a puzzle game, where you receive an input number and have to perform two specific operations (addition and multiplication in the first round, multiplication and addition in round two) and type in "solve" + result. Two rounds. No Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V allowed and it's 7-9 digit results that you have to type by hand.
        Oct 7, 2019
      2. FleshToDust
        FleshToDust
        Fast as fffff boi.
        Oct 7, 2019
      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        Well, I solved it using Python :D
        Oct 9, 2019
    13. Poryg
      Poryg
      We have a new camera system... With monitor that has automatic standby on to conserve power! #Logic
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        What's worse, the window is programmed so that if I hover my mouse over that setting to turn it off, the mouse is underneath that window. That is some pretty awful settings.
        Oct 5, 2019
      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        Not that I wonder about it though, these are internal monitor settings, so naturally I cannot hover over them with a mouse... But there are no visible controls anywhere on the monitor.
        Oct 5, 2019
      4. Ryisunique
        Ryisunique
        Fnaf logic.
        Oct 5, 2019
    14. Poryg
      Poryg
      TIL of the importance of getters and read-only variables in game after I broke an essential mechanic in CK2 through cheat engine.
      1. Poryg
        Poryg
        And that's going to be my last status update about this game for a while. It brought me a lot of hell.
        Oct 4, 2019
      2. PaladinJessa
        PaladinJessa
        Just out of curiosity, what exactly did you try to change? I play a lot and dont want to make the same mistake
        Oct 4, 2019
      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        Well, I downloaded a script that set base character attributes high... Later I've found out that the script will essentially eliminate character traits. So my previous case of a celibate pregnancy was a result of that (although there's srill a way to get pregnant while celibatary).
        Oct 4, 2019
    15. Poryg
      Poryg
      Crusader Kings 2 absurdities episode 3: I'm a celibate Dominican woman, which gives -1000% to fertility. And I got pregnant!
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        In my war waging series when I usurped the county of Kone from the Kingdom of Scotland, one Bishopry inside that county still stayed with the Scots. So after pressing a claim on them once again I've even been able to loot my own county.
        But that's not as absurd, since the same thing can happen when a barony changes allegiance through inheritance.
        Oct 3, 2019
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        It's not being a mastermind though... All I did was start at the 8th century and set women to be equal to men all around the world. That totally messed up the world politics XD
        Oct 3, 2019
      4. Zinapse
        Zinapse
        Ah man, I haven't played CK2 in soooooo long. This is definitely making me want to hop back on it.
        Oct 5, 2019
    16. Poryg
      Poryg
      Crusader Kings 2 will never cease to amaze me with its degree of absurdity.
      1. Wavelength
        Wavelength
        What kind of crazy family shenanigans happened this time?
        Oct 1, 2019
      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        My character's nephew and marshal (male) were busted romancing together... So I had an option of either forcing a breakup... Or marrying them together. Catholic Church experienced a homosexual marriage. XD
        Oct 1, 2019
    17. Poryg
      Poryg
      Spent an hour over a simple password reset. Not so simple password reset :(
      1. Lemonrice
        Lemonrice
        This is how people loose the souls of their firstborn.
        Oct 1, 2019
      2. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        Please enter a password with one capital letter, one symbol, one number, one letter from the greek alphabet, one Egyptian hieroglyphic, and one Klingon letter.
        Oct 1, 2019
      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        Well, that was not the problem. The problem was, the pw could only be changed from a computer, but they did not have their email logged in on the computer, so I had to figure out a way to transfer the link there... Which is not easy when nothing that's supposed to work just breaks.
        Oct 1, 2019
    18. Poryg
      Poryg
      I've always found The Witcher's autosave feature annoying as it generated a myriad of autosaves and on hard difficulty you essentially...
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        No, not at all.
        Sep 30, 2019
      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        There was another game I've played that did this. It created a new save file each time it autosaved. If you played for a long time without getting rid of most of these autosaves, then they started taking up a lot of space. Can't remember what the game was.
        Sep 30, 2019
      4. Storyteller-Hero
        Storyteller-Hero
        I started up a game called Tyranny that is starting to pile up autosaves.
        Sep 30, 2019
    19. Poryg
      Poryg
      So many news/articles and memes about or related to Greta Thunberg recently. Reading them though, I'm not sure what to think...
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      2. gstv87
        gstv87
        you know, from one programmer to another, you know when you look at a program as a user and you can see how it works down to the process of accessing the files on disk, in your head?
        look at the matter that way: she's a teenager, in 2019.
        have you ever seen a teenager since 2010 do anything on their own without being *influenced* ?
        Sep 28, 2019
      3. gstv87
        gstv87
        media representatives see her, and they see influence.
        "if we can get her, we can get her followers.... so, lets get her."
        that's what I see when I look at it... I see through, around and under it.
        Sep 28, 2019
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Well, I understand both the media and the teenagers, it's a thing that sounds chivalrous and stuff. But the bigger problem is, she receives a lot of credit even in the geopolitical sphere. Summit here, summit there, Nobel prize nomination... For what?
        Sep 28, 2019
    20. Poryg
      Poryg
      Tonight was one of those night shifts where I evolve from level 1 Poryg to level 100 Charizard.
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        The stomach is already okayish. As for tje sleep though, the onky thing that eases my mind is that I'll have five days off after tonight.
        Sep 27, 2019
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      3. PaladinJessa
        PaladinJessa
        Wouldn't that be Poryg 2 or a Poryg Z?
        Since when does Poryg(on) evolve into charizard
        Sep 27, 2019
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      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Poryg is an internet Pokémon. So not only the evolutions into Poryg2 and PorygZ don't make sense as he cannot really be traded, it also means that by data corruption you can obtain different results.
        Sep 27, 2019
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 22, 1996 (Age: 23)
    Location:
    Czech Republic
    Occupation:
    Lazy pi.... person
    First Language:
    Czech
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    Chess

    Signature

    Instead of searching for a new grass, I will recolor it in Gimp from now on.
    Hue: 108, Saturation: 77, light: -38
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    Event spawner
    Extra event pages (no dedicated thread for it, check Event spawner)
    Fixed leader (no dedicated thread for it, it should be self explanatory)
    Input blocker
    Input blocker KM (no dedicated thread for it, see Input blocker)
    Extended text manager
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