Poryg
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Jul 22, 1996 (Age: 22)
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Czech Republic
Occupation:
Lazy pi.... person

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Poryg

Pixie of the Emvee kingdom, Ham of a Hamster, Male, 22, from Czech Republic

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My spoken English sounds so awkward thanks to my Slavic influence that I am thinking of employing heavy Czech accent while speaking English. Jul 17, 2019 at 10:09 AM

Poryg was last seen:
Jul 18, 2019 at 8:18 AM
    1. Poryg
      Poryg
      Yesternight was bogus. Playing cat and mouse with thieves is not the kind of fun I'd like during my night shifts.
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      2. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        @Golden Unicorn Gaming good in theory, less so in practice. After you defend yourself, even in your own home the cops will treat you like a criminal, and the pretrial judge will scrutinize every facet of your case for justification to charge you. The very fact of your survival will be treated as grounds that you didnt have "cause to fear for your life".
        Jul 2, 2019
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      3. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        So you better have your ducks in a row. Even when the guy shot 1. Wasnt actually killed and 2. Shot at me during a home invasion let me tell you the process you go through as a victim trying to prove self-defense is hostile and frightening here in the States, even states that uphold gun rights. One activist judge and suddenly you are at trial. Got off there but honestly more traumatizing than the initial incident.
        Jul 2, 2019
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      4. Golden Unicorn Gaming
        Golden Unicorn Gaming
        @Philosophus Vagus We’ve got a lot in common. What state are you in/did this happen in, if I may ask?
        Jul 3, 2019
    2. Poryg
      Poryg
      So, I have received a statement from my bank that I have paid 0 czk in fees in 2018. Sometimes the bureaucracy is shocking.
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      2. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        That makes as much sense as the time my college mailed me a bill for $0.05. I think it cost them more to mail the bill than they got.
        Jul 1, 2019
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        Yeah. Soon we will also be required to pay with 0 dollar bills whenever we receive free stuff.
        Jul 1, 2019
    3. Poryg
      Poryg
      Super mario maker looks like a very cool game. A pity I don't have Nintendo switch ;_;
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      3. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        I would have loved to try making newer levels. I was a beast making levels on the older platform. It's really too bad I can't anymore. My disability just doesn't allow it.
        Jun 30, 2019
      4. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        I want a Switch, too. Stupid money and my lack of access to it....
        Jun 30, 2019
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      5. crimsonkarl
        crimsonkarl
        They have been looking tempting, yeah. That Final Fantasy VII port has me considering it.
        Jun 30, 2019
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    4. Poryg
      Poryg
      Sometimes I wonder if I ever see a battle that's more legendary than Gintama's toilet paper battle.
    5. Poryg
      Poryg
      Anybody willing to go to work in my stead? I'm suddenly so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open.
      1. Eliaquim
        Eliaquim
        :(
        It's never too late to get that snap in the bathroom in the middle of the expedient! ^^''' (use only in an emergency!!) xD
        Jun 29, 2019
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    6. Poryg
      Poryg
      Last year I had a problem with fruit flies on food. This year I have a problem with fruit flies trying to get up my nose.
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        Either the insects are becoming more aggressive or more stupid, there's no other explanation to it.
        Jun 28, 2019
      3. Dalph
        Dalph
        Maybe you have a pear as a nose? lol
        Jun 28, 2019
      4. Galenmereth
        Galenmereth
        Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
        Jun 28, 2019
    7. Poryg
      Poryg
      Sometimes I want to be a plant.
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    8. Poryg
      Poryg
      I've been trying to take a certain girl out for years. And now when it's finally possible, I get sick... Someone must really hate me :D
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        Total exhaustion is one of the reasons (I picked a wrong day for a 4 km run 2 days ago, although who could have known that), weather is another one.
        Jun 26, 2019
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      4. ShadowDragon
        ShadowDragon
        you can still go, but take it easy or bring "this" girl to your house and have fun there for whatever you like to do.
        Maybe cooking, play a game, enjoy the weather, laugh etc.

        Just dont overdo it.
        Jun 26, 2019
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      5. Poryg
        Poryg
        There's still time, maybe I can cure myself. But thanks
        Jun 26, 2019
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    9. Poryg
      Poryg
      After receiving spam love letters, sex offers, broken hearted spams and scams I'm now receiving spam hatemail. What's going to be next?
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        I don't remember. It was a spam email I received in 2014. Well, actually three of them, each one with different zip file. The reason why they summoned me? Parking tickets. Considering the fact that I don't have a car or driver's license, I had a pretty good laugh.
        Jun 26, 2019
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      4. Ryisunique
        Ryisunique
        Same. Scammers can't even find the right lists of people to scam.
        Jun 26, 2019
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      5. FleshToDust
        FleshToDust
        I guess your fake id will come in handy then.
        Jun 26, 2019
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    10. Poryg
      Poryg
      My first 4 km outdoor run, yay! Although I'm not happy with the time - 27 min. Need to take it down to 25 or less.
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      3. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        @Poryg, here if I am near I might be a food for an alligator. I like a tree shard better than a gym.
        Jun 25, 2019
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      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        I see. Well, a chasing alligator might be a good running motivation too :D
        Jun 25, 2019
      5. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        Congrats! Sounds like a lot.
        Jun 25, 2019
    11. Poryg
      Poryg
      According to my smart watch since I got it, I have burned the energy equivalent of 126 chicken legs. Haha :D
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      3. crimsonkarl
        crimsonkarl
        I did say I didn't want to know, but dayum. Not bad at all.
        Jun 24, 2019
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      4. FleshToDust
        FleshToDust
        Now you can eat 50 chicken legs.
        Jun 24, 2019
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      5. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        So the question is, can you eat them back?
        Jun 25, 2019
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    12. Poryg
      Poryg
      So far I'm responsible for two bans here afaik. Both for pirated MV. Can't say I'm too proud of it, both were kinda giveaways.
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        That's exactly what I meant by the obvious reasons @Kes.
        Jun 23, 2019
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      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        As for the spotting explanation, I don't think explaining it to someone who's been a member since 2k13 would do any harm. Unless of course he's a bad guy.
        Jun 23, 2019
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      5. Kes
        Kes
        But you cannot control what others do with information you give them. They could quite innocently/inadvertently let slip what you tell them.
        Jun 23, 2019
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    13. Poryg
      Poryg
      Naruto shippuden ultimate ninja storm series never cease to amaze me. The hidden content for skilled players makes it really rewarding.
      1. FallenStar27, Marsigne and Artificer like this.
      2. Artificer
        Artificer
        It is very underrated.
        Jun 23, 2019
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      3. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        Good to know. ;)
        Jun 23, 2019
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    14. Poryg
      Poryg
      I think I need a massage.
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      2. BlueMage
        BlueMage
        .
        {\__/}
        ( • - •)
        /︻╦╤─ How about this?
        Jun 22, 2019
      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        (╯°□°)╯︵( .o.)
        Jun 22, 2019
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        ( ´-ω・)▄︻┻┳══━一
        Jun 22, 2019
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    15. Poryg
      Poryg
      A courier company that deals with Chinese diplomatic missions requires payment through Walmart money transfer. Oh my gosh :D
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      3. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        Then once the scammer send the $80 to pay the fee, he emailed him pretending to be his supervisor saying brother so and so has ran off and joined a traveling circus, and stole from us $10000. I am handling all of his contacts now. What was his business with you?
        Jun 21, 2019
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      4. Kes
        Kes
        Jun 21, 2019
      5. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        The first time I read it I thought you were into a strange courier company.
        Jun 22, 2019
    16. Poryg
      Poryg
      Never expected MSI hardware to give me this much trouble with Linux...
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        Interestingly enough, the SSL handshake fails even when I generate a self signed SSL certificate. Arrgh!
        Jun 21, 2019
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      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Btw. Just in case you're wondering, any other linux has either jittery graphics (linuxes based on Debian, Fedora and ArchLinux) or screen moved down (linuxes based on OpenSUSE). The only options would be linuxes without GUI like Ubuntu server (I can't even use classic Ubuntu), but hey... That's ridiculous :D
        Jun 21, 2019
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      5. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        Doesn't Linux always give problems?
        Jun 22, 2019
    17. Poryg
      Poryg
      After watching Young Sheldon I'm watching The Big Bang Theory for the second time (now in English). So many story inconsistencies there...
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      2. Elliott404
        Elliott404
        It feels like they forgot some details as they were keep going with the series.
        Jun 20, 2019
      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        *after he was told owning Uranium for his nuclear reactor was illegal, he made a death ray.
        Jun 20, 2019
      4. Elliott404
        Elliott404
        That was extreme lol
        Jun 20, 2019
    18. Poryg
      Poryg
      It's always such satisfaction to make people threaten you over consequences of stupid actions they made. :D
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        Not really.
        Jun 19, 2019
      3. Lornsteyn
        Lornsteyn
        Well as long the criminals bow down to you everything is fine, I guess. ;)
        Jun 19, 2019
      4. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        People do a decent job of respecting those in charge in most areas. I worked in the computer lab in my college when I was a student there and I was the one who had to kick people out when we closed. Oddly despite being a scrawny kid people listened, and I think that is because they knew I had the power to call security on them.
        Jun 19, 2019
    19. Poryg
      Poryg
      My TBS concept is almost finished. Game dev can start!... Once I return home :D
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    20. Poryg
      Poryg
      Just a random status update.
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      2. BlueMage
        BlueMage
        @Poryg errr... you don't eat fish/meat by any chance right? =)
        Jun 18, 2019
      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        I don't eat fish, why?
        Jun 18, 2019
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Every chess player knows there are instances where you break the rules. For example, if you don't eat, you'll die :p
        Jun 18, 2019
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 22, 1996 (Age: 22)
    Location:
    Czech Republic
    Occupation:
    Lazy pi.... person
    First Language:
    Czech
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    Chess

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    Instead of searching for a new grass, I will recolor it in Gimp from now on.
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