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  • Poryg
    I kinda like the word "abomination". It's an abomination of a description of an abomination. In layman's terms... It describes sth really awful while being a really awful word.
    Poryg
    Who does nothing, screws up nothing.
    Who doesn't screw up anything, gets noticed.
    Who gets noticed, gets a promotion.
    Who gets a promotion, does nothing.

    The beautiful circle of work.
    Poryg
    So I played Yandere AI girlfriend. I expected it to be a challenge.
    In game 1, she opened the door for me without me having any request. All it took was to find a feather and tickle her.
    In game 2, I tricked her to open the door by inviting her for a walk.
    In game 3, I took the key, randomly said "goodbye" she happily saw me off.

    Looks like I'll be safe from Yanderes if I ever meet one.
    Poryg
    Fun fact. If you cold turkey norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors, after a short while your body is going to feel like someone typed the infinite stamina cheat.
    After months of getting fatigued very easily, it feels like a nice change. But it also shows the importance of stress hormones for our body.
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    Ms Littlefish
    Ms Littlefish
    I’m on one for nerve pain but it’s making my heart arrhythmia worsen. I haven’t yet been able to successfully get off it even with the proper reduction schedule because I still withdraw incredibly poorly.
    Poryg
    Poryg
    In my case the withdrawals weren't bad until day 11. And from there I helped them with a hefty dose of non-alcoholic beer, because hops are a relatively potent relaxant. I'm not sure if it could help you, but best of luck :kaopride:
    Poryg
    Ngl, Ace Attorney spirit of justice has been a nice change. It's nice to see everybody maturing - Phoenix, Apollo, Athena, Maya... even good ol'Payne isn't bad.
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    Yeah, the prosecutor is annoying as heck. The case quality fluctuates greatly too - in case 2 you know the killer from the first 5 minutes, case 3 is amazing. And the story warrants more depth. But the trials are decent.
    SpyroFan67
    SpyroFan67
    @Poryg That prosecutor is just as intolerably annoying as Frank Burns on "M.A.S.H."! I watch a lot of classic TV, so......
    Poryg
    Poryg
    Frank Burns is at least funny.
    Poryg
    Random useless fact of the day:
    It doesn't matter how small, large, light or heavy they are, you cannot drive more than 4 garbage containers at once. Driving 5 is only possible at a straight line, but if you try to make a turn with them, they will separate.
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    ZombieKidzRule
    ZombieKidzRule
    When you say "drive" I am thinking you mean pushing? A similar random fact that is actually useful, if you have to do it, is that you can't muscle control a floor buffer. Which everyone immediately tries to do when it doesn't go where you want. It is gentle up and down on the handle. Trying to muscle it just makes it careen off in another direction and slam into stuff. Fun to watch actually.
    Poryg
    Poryg
    Well, there are two ways to drive garbage containers - pushing and pulling. Neither of the two allows you to drive more than four containers.
    Poryg
    TFW you order a vegetarian meal and you find pieces of chicken meat in it.
    I'm no vegetarian, but hey...
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    SpyroFan67
    SpyroFan67
    Back when I still lived with my parents they had me eat meat because
    they said I needed plenty of protein in my diet. Bacon and sausage and
    all that thankfully I didn't eat very often; it was usually steak and stuff
    like that. I don't think I'm in danger.
    SpyroFan67
    SpyroFan67
    Whenever I ate fast food it was only
    rarely that I'd have anything with red meat like bacon. Key to it all is
    a balanced diet and I'm a vegetarian now, so, no problems.
    Poryg
    Poryg
    Well, meat is more nutritionally dense than plants, so it makes sense to eat meat especially as a child.
    I in my adult age don't eat red meat so much either - not even steaks. Chicken is my meat of choice nowadays - more healthy and easier on the wallet too.
    Poryg
    Random useless fact of the day. Having your toe ran over by grossly overloaded garbage container hurts as heck.
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    mMarix
    mMarix
    happened at 4 am, have a purple toe now ;)
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    Poryg
    Well, I drive garbage containers for a living, have some run over my foot sometimes, but never had anything more serious than a painful toe. :D
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    mMarix
    mMarix
    i had to invoke toe talk, but one time, a glass fruit juice bottle fell right into my big toe, head down. Better purple bloody toe than it breaking to pieces on the floor
    Poryg
    Ace attorney investigations are a nice breath of a fresh air - it's nice to play as someone competent.
    The only sad thing is, this game completely contradicts the Ace attorney defence lawyer games.
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    AJ is decent. But the police are not and cases are absurd. And they highlight the contradiction between Miles Edgeworth's investigations and what happens when we don't play as him.
    Edgeworth was justified in participating in the first three cases as he was personally involved. But we have no evidence of Edgeworth or any non-Franziska prosecutor conducting investigations as seen in chapter 4 and 5.
    Poryg
    Poryg
    Not to mention, the main contradiction stems from the procedures themselves. In non-prosecutor games, we see the police grab the first suspect and interrogate ask questions later. In Edgeworth games, the suspect gets apprehended only against a flawless case.
    Poryg
    Poryg
    Well, looks like in Spirit of justice they are good.
    Poryg
    Hacknet's a hypocritical game.
    It's a game about hacking... that's been made in Net framework and the code was left unobfuscated.
    So it's a game about hacking that's vulnerable to hacking.
    The irony. :p
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    @Trihan Well, the game rambles on and on about how you need to watch out for this and that, make sure you leave no traces and stuff... And it leaves its entire code open. :D
    Like, "leave no weaknesses", and then it leaves the biggest weakness of all.
    Poryg
    Poryg
    @CleanWater Well, if you make source code public, you make it easier for people to make customizations. For an OS these customizations are quality of life & security updates, for a game they are mods and cheats. :p
    CleanWater
    CleanWater
    Poryg
    Found some expired fireworks in garbage today. I wonder if they still work.
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    It is indeed not safe to throw live fireworks in the garbage - you need to neutralize them.
    Nevertheless, what would you want from those upstarts. I've found so many dangerous things in the garbage that if I wanted to kill someone with no trace leading to me, I could do it easily. :D
    Poryg
    Poryg
    One day somebody cleaned up after their deceased grandmother and they threw, among other things, all her pills in the garbage. I had access to non-expired blood flow regulating prescription drugs.
    Although to people's credit, although we're supposed to take pills we have no use for to the pharmacy, they don't have facilities to safely dispose of them, so they'd do the same. :D
    TheoAllen
    TheoAllen
    If the firework is expired, it ain't gonna work. So it is just a fire.
    Poryg
    Some dog owners really impress me. I'm pushing 2-3 metric tons of garbage containers that destroy everything they hit. What do you think is going to happen to your tiny dog when I run it over? And why are you crossing my path to argue with me? Have you never been hit by 200kgs of garbage?

    Lesson for you folks. Never mess with an angry garbage container. Or its driver.
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    Bex
    Bex
    Reminds me of People who provoke Car accidents to scam People.
    Wish you well.
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    Poryg
    Sometimes I just can't understand people. Full containers weigh no less than 80kgs, most of the time more than that. Difficult to maneuver. And almost as tall as me. I can't even see moderately tall people directly in front of them, let alone anything else. Why do some of them think it's my duty to watch out for their dogs or stuff when I can't even see them?
    At least with children, people are so far more reasonable.
    Poryg
    Poryg
    @Bex Thanks. It looks like I'll be fine. From the camera footage it's obvious she was the one being reckless, not me, so it doesn't look like I'll face any charges.
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    Poryg
    Does anybody want to get weirded out? If so, I have a weird fact for them in the top comments.
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    It's nothing worth reporting. Just bites on a cheek, scapula and other unusual, but not that easy to bite spots. Everything consensual and, I swear, not kinky at all. :p
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    Can't say you haven't been warned.
    Poryg
    It was fun while it lasted, but guess it's time to say goodbye to my antidepresants. My body is immune to their good effects and only bad effects would remain.
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    Alright
    Alright
    Folk say a little bit of poison will make you immune to to in the long run. Maybe depression works the same. Once you get used to the blues, its pressure doesn't press you down as hard is it had at the start. Know a lot of people living horrible lives, but managing even without knowing what an antidepressant is.
    BubblegumPatty
    BubblegumPatty
    Just Remember to talk to your doctor and psychiatrist etc etc first. There may be another brand or kind of anti-depressant to try before goin pure no meds.
    Poryg
    Poryg
    We've decided with my psychiatrist that I should stop.
    I've been on mirtazapine - stuff that's not used a lot nowadays due to risk of heart disease as a side effect. Lately it's impacted my sleep negatively and skyrocketed my weight, so we've decided to drop it and see what happens as replacing it with another tri or tetracyclic is not the safest idea.
    Poryg
    Random useless fact of the day: All mushrooms are edible. Some however only once.
    Poryg
    I wonder why my humour consists of jokes that make it impossible to recognize when I'm joking and when I'm serious.
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    Alright
    Alright
    You must be a funny guy.
    I'm a funny guy myself.
    ZombieKidzRule
    ZombieKidzRule
    That depends. In my experience there are too types of jokes. Just plain old jokes that people have heard and are retelling. And jokes that people say are jokes or "just kidding" jokes, when the person it couching how they really feel as if it is a joke. So I would ask myself, which type of "joke" am I telling?
    gstv87
    gstv87
    humor is often a telling of reality, that people never sat down to see that way.
    hence the laughter.
    Poryg
    Whoever was responsible for sound in Dune, should return back to school. Silent voices and a crazy loud music. What is that?
    Poryg
    I've encountered a bug in one of HOMAM 3's default maps. A one-sided portal wasn't teleporting me where it was supposed to.
    At times like this, I'm glad I'm a game hacker.
    Poryg
    If you ever feel stupid, remember that there's a guy out there who thought it would be funny to sort my keyboard's letter keycaps alphabetically.
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    Poryg
    Poryg
    Can't say we haven't done it too. The teacher wasn't overly understanding of our joke and as a punishment forced us to use the keyboards.
    Unfortunately for her, it wasn't a punishment for me.
    gstv87
    gstv87
    lucky you... we were banned from using the computer at all, for the rest of the year.
    Poryg
    Poryg
    That wouldn't have been very possible in my school when we had to receive grades from the computer subject.
    Ultimately it backfired for us in other ways. Next year, the school now bought flat keyboards. Making it difficult to swap keycaps... or use in general, because flat caps are impossible to feel by memory.
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