That moment when you're on Tinder, having nice conversations with two people you've been speaking to for a while (because Tinder), and then they both start talking about how they're watching The Shining. Aha, must be on cable or something! Strange coincidence. Then they both ask me if I've ever heard of a certain band. Huh, that's weird. Then they both tell me about them taking their pitbulls out! I see, that's some mighty coincidence stuff right there. Oh, you're both from Tulsa? You both work at the same place?
...I hate dating. How this hasn't come to light in two weeks is beyond me. THEY'RE ROOMMATES.