samkfj
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samkfj

Bug Powder, Male, 34, from Dallas, Texas

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I had an idea for a meal... a sheppard's pie, but with marinara sauce and veggies you'd find on a pizza. Sausage, meat and pepperoni. Jan 21, 2019 at 10:43 AM

    1. samkfj
      samkfj
      I had an idea for a meal... a sheppard's pie, but with marinara sauce and veggies you'd find on a pizza. Sausage, meat and pepperoni.
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      2. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        I read marihuana sauce at a glance ROTFL
        Jan 21, 2019 at 10:44 AM
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        ROFL I had to read that like how my mom would say it. She has a stereotypical Tex-Mex accent.
        Jan 21, 2019 at 10:46 AM
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    2. samkfj
      samkfj
      So my cat decided to perch on my chest for time unknown. I only awoke due to the pain of her tiny paws and her cold nose on my chin.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oh yeah--I'd be the scary dad. But--I'd also wanna be the dad all her high school girl friends want to meet because I'd be ultra sexy.
        Jan 21, 2019 at 6:21 AM
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        And you'd date them? :p
        Jan 21, 2019 at 6:35 AM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Of course not--then I'd have a scary German woman after me, and probably a scary Texan/German daughter too.
        Jan 21, 2019 at 6:43 AM
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    3. samkfj
      samkfj
      Made a new melody... I have to stop playing my piano I can't get anything done. My girl liked it but said it was very sad.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Could very well be.
        Jan 20, 2019 at 3:46 PM
      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Sad music is the best music. Sometimes we just need to feel those darker emotions, and explore those morose thoughts. If we cry, then we cry. I always feel a little better after weeping, even if it's over nothing in particular. lol. Emotional music has a way of making me remember and feel things, even if I'm never really sure what those things are.
        Jan 20, 2019 at 11:54 PM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I love sad music--for me no other kind of music can invoke such a vivid response. I don't have anything to really be sad about--but it doesn't stop me from feeling sad.
        Jan 21, 2019 at 5:33 AM
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    4. samkfj
      samkfj
      omg--I was reminded by @Finnuval of MadTV... now I can't get enough of it.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Apparently they brought it back some years ago--but didn't last. I only know the one from the 90's.
        Jan 20, 2019 at 7:25 AM
    5. The Stranger
      The Stranger
      I saw this and thought of you:
      :p
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        @samkfj Ha-Ha! Wake up and smell the cockroach infused coffee. :p
        Jan 20, 2019 at 4:33 AM
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Okay--I will be honest... those Madagascar hissing roaches are okay with me, I actually find them cute. The ones I hate with a passion are the American flying ones... No. no no.
        Jan 20, 2019 at 4:40 AM
      5. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        I didn't even know about the hissing ones until I watched this video. The girl hissing back at them made me laugh. lol.
        Jan 20, 2019 at 4:44 AM
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    6. samkfj
      samkfj
      My girl--just asked me in her thick accent "What is a bovine, and how does one grow?"
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Imagine if you needed something like toilet paper, condoms or one of those male enhancement pills... Imagine having to communicate that to the person. I think I'd just laugh; I wonder if anyone actually asks for those.
        Jan 20, 2019 at 4:58 AM
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        'Alright, mate. Pack of johnnies and some viagra, please.' xD I remember, when I was a kid, seeing men hide porn mags inside of newspapers so as to buy them discreetly. Can't do that through a window. lol.
        Jan 20, 2019 at 5:03 AM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Hahahaha, they still do that out here too. It's like bro--what'cha got in the newspaper there? Lemme see!
        Jan 20, 2019 at 5:19 AM
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    7. samkfj
      samkfj
      Friday! I'll have hopefully time to work on something.
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      2. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        I hope so too ;)
        Jan 19, 2019 at 9:52 AM
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I though of a weapon for one of my characters.

        He'd get it from an old grave. Once he pulls it, the ghost of a saint appears. He defeats it and the ghost disappears.

        The character would find the weapon is a strange hammer. The Square Hammer.
        Jan 19, 2019 at 10:22 AM
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    8. samkfj
      samkfj
      So tired today--just not feeling it.
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      2. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        We all have those days at Times. Just dont push yourself and relax a little :)
        Jan 18, 2019 at 11:15 AM
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      3. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        Sometimes, you just get tired of it.
        Jan 18, 2019 at 11:52 AM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Didn't feel like going home either--gonna just do some overtime. Sit here and listen to music while writing up manifests and catalogues.
        Jan 18, 2019 at 1:32 PM
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    9. samkfj
      samkfj
      Last time I made 125 sledgehammer strikes per arm! Wish me luck going for 150!
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        xD as correct as you are, wood chopping does sound very rigorous. Though I could chop mesquite and have a nice bbq.
        Jan 17, 2019 at 1:05 PM
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Now am all dressed up and ready to go show those bags what time it is.
        Jan 17, 2019 at 2:28 PM
      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Nope--almost. 125/135. The right is sturdier than the left it seems--even though am left handed.

        but--I suppose it makes sense, as I jab with my right and it's my strong side.
        Jan 17, 2019 at 4:04 PM
    10. samkfj
      samkfj
      The girl in the front office made some cookies for me! I feel so loved. They're tasty too.
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      2. Sharm
        Sharm
        That's a sweet sentiment but I hope you don't let people manipulate you because of that. Sometimes people just have to know they're doing something not okay, regardless of feelings.
        Jan 17, 2019 at 11:47 AM
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      3. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        Better to be honest than to lead someone on. Sounds like a bad situation though. Hope that it all works out.
        Jan 17, 2019 at 12:35 PM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I still hope it's not that but I'll find out.
        Jan 17, 2019 at 12:40 PM
    11. samkfj
      samkfj
      Okay. Am happy again. Eating and listening to Escape (Pina colada song.)
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Jan 16, 2019 at 11:11 AM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        @Tai_MT I cannot get enough of this song, brother.

        Thank you for showing it to me.
        Jan 16, 2019 at 5:15 PM
      5. Tai_MT
        Tai_MT
        You're welcome :D It's a fun and catchy song.
        Jan 16, 2019 at 10:13 PM
    12. samkfj
      samkfj
      Good morning, afternoon, evening and night!
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        The thing that really bothered me was him not wanting to admit he did anything wrong. Had he just said sorry I probably wouldn't have even been angry.
        Jan 16, 2019 at 7:14 AM
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I do still hope all of y'all have a great day though. I love y'all. I think I'll be happy again once I have my meal.
        Jan 16, 2019 at 7:16 AM
      5. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        What a (insult of your choosing)!
        Jan 16, 2019 at 9:49 AM
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    13. samkfj
      samkfj
      Need vapor liquid... And my girl abandoned me to be a blue mage. How rude. Gonna smoke her vape.
      1. Poryg
        Poryg
        Smokers' troubles I won't know :p
        Jan 15, 2019 at 8:46 PM
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah--it can get crazy.
        Jan 15, 2019 at 8:52 PM
    14. samkfj
      samkfj
      Heard DMX's 'Party Up' on the radio the other day in my office... Song is hilarious when it's edited for radio.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah it lacks the comedy.
        Jan 15, 2019 at 9:34 AM
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        Jan 15, 2019 at 9:37 AM
      5. Tw0Face
        Tw0Face
        This is bad. But this one is even worse.
        Jan 15, 2019 at 9:40 AM
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    15. samkfj
      samkfj
      I've only eaten 500 calories today... Mind over matter--mind over matter... Nope am hungry.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        I thought calories and kcal were the same.

        But 2,000,000 calories?? I think someone would die.
        Jan 13, 2019
      3. Kwerty
        Kwerty
        gotta eat man! I bet you when you get home you're going to pile it high!
        Jan 13, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        haha! I tried not to--but yes, I did probably eat my entire 1000 calories :) Still keeping between 1500-1800 calories a day. I really should eat more often though.
        Jan 13, 2019
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      samkfj
      Brought the laptop to work, but today is when they decide to do work.. I give it an hour at the most.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I feel like a little kid. Having a Lunchable for my meal. I love these things.
        Jan 13, 2019
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      4. BadLittleSeed
        BadLittleSeed
        Lunchables are amazing.
        Jan 13, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Since I was a kid I've loved them. Especially the ones with juice and treats.
        Jan 13, 2019
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    17. samkfj
      samkfj
      There's another person here at my gym tonight! Am gonna show him what time it is.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Maybe incorporate them into your game somehow? Even if it's x-rated haha.
        Jan 12, 2019
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      3. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        Nah. I'm keeping my game relatively PG uhh 13.. rated. Seriously there are some dirty, lewd jokes at times and...there may be a bit of nudity every once in a while, like the Dutchess in the bath. But it's only regulated to Sprites and the language is very PG.
        Jan 12, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        That's good. I also wanna keep in a Teen rating myself... but I want to add sex, drugs and gambling... so I have to be extra careful how and how often.
        Jan 12, 2019
    18. KumoriCloud
      KumoriCloud
      Did you have any luck in fixing my project?
      Sorry if I sound hasty, but this is desperate...
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      2. KumoriCloud
        KumoriCloud
        Dude if you could fix it, it would mean so much too me some person has already saved some of the data... You should check the thread someone posted a way to save the rest but he says he dosn't have C++
        Jan 12, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah last I saw it was looking good, but I hadn't looked since yesterday. Once I get home I'll read what's going on and see if there's anything I can do.
        Jan 12, 2019
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      4. KumoriCloud
        KumoriCloud
        Dude your my last hope... If you could just recover the last few bits but mainly the scripts. I would be so happy.
        Jan 13, 2019
    19. samkfj
      samkfj
      So it's official... I'm moving up in my company. Just hope they don't plan on me being here seven days a week for 12 hours.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        That made my day haha!
        Jan 12, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        The best part is--I'll get to keep my office and still be here at the same time.
        Jan 12, 2019
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      4. Eschaton
        Eschaton
        It's important that you fight the good fight, comrade.
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    20. samkfj
      samkfj
      Weather doesn't decide to stay cold or keep warm--and everyone decided to leave early but neglected to tell me.
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      2. artoni
        artoni
        At least you're being smart about it, and it sounds like your work doesn't mind so long as you get the work /done/ - which is always awesome.
        Jan 12, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah they either don't mind or they don't know, but when it comes to me they let a lot slide. Am basically the person that they call when all Hell breaks loose.
        Jan 12, 2019
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        A few months ago, someone broke a propane valve. It was raining and everyone was scared. They said Sam can you fix it!? So am out there in lightning and heavy rain fixing a valve with a huge wrench. Totally not in my job description, but it's a job someone had to do.
        Jan 12, 2019
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Nov 20, 1984 (Age: 34)
    Home Page:
    https://www.bugpowderassembly.com/
    Location:
    Dallas, Texas
    Occupation:
    Writer, truck driver, thug for hire
    About Me:
    I belong to the light, I belong to the thunder.
    First Language:
    English
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    Discord - samkfj#4042
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    I'm a punk rocker that decided one day to stop learning linguistics in college, and instead learn to create video games. Hardly used my education in game design--'til now. Oh--yeah, I've worked on a few games, some that never went past the planning stage and one that managed to go onto mobile... but I figured if I wanted anything done--I had to do it myself.

    I speak English, Spanish, German and French (only--I haven't had much of an opportunity to speak French in a long while... but I can still read it well enough.) I always wanted to be a translator.

    Always up for talkin', and oh yeah, I can talk a lot. Message me, add me to discord, do what ya feel.

    I make little things for my game and give them to people, y'all can have 'em; no strings.

    Have D&D and Starfinder that I play with my pals every Saturday, message me if you ever wanna come play. Also, helping with a 7 Days to Die server (based in California) if anyone would like to join; ask me for details.

    I like to talk. I said that already--but it's true. I've had a very--colorful life and background, makes me who I am. I cannot apologize about it, nor will I.

    Hope to see ya again, y'all take care!

    Love ya, 'til tomorrow.

    -Sam

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