samkfj
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Writer, truck driver, thug for hire

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samkfj

Bug Powder, Male, 33, from Dallas, Texas

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Friday. Doesn't feel like it. Nov 17, 2018 at 5:36 AM

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    1. samkfj
      samkfj
      Friday. Doesn't feel like it.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah true. They also tasked me with something dangerous so it might be my last Friday
        Nov 17, 2018 at 6:19 AM
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Was tasked with getting a forklift off a flatbed. I had the idea to use two forklifts to hold it up and have the driver pull out. Love when my plans work. Enough excitement for one day.

        Nov 17, 2018 at 7:17 AM
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      4. Shaz
        Shaz
        Genius!
        Nov 17, 2018 at 9:57 AM
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    2. samkfj
      samkfj
      Someone make a musical number about the joys of baking or grand larceny. Your choice.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        From what I read it's really neat. Was not expecting this haha. You @RetroExcellent have made my day.
        Nov 16, 2018 at 12:22 PM
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      4. slimmmeiske2
        slimmmeiske2
        In a way, isn't that what Sweeney Todd is about. The joys of baking? :p
        Nov 16, 2018 at 5:56 PM
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        I do not think I have ever seen it... but isn't that the guy that kills people and---oh wait... nvm.
        Nov 16, 2018 at 5:58 PM
    3. samkfj
      samkfj
      Came up with a few melodies, and I came up with this one right as I was falling asleep at my keyboard... I really need a piano.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well--I do use one called Soundtrap, it's like FLStudio, but it's totally online... but in reality... I miss playing the piano :'( it's my favorite instrument. I kinda just want one to play it again.

        When I clean my garage--I'll post a picture of all my instruments :D
        Nov 15, 2018 at 8:42 PM
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I honestly have--a lot of instruments. I have a guitar, 2 bass guitars, a drum set, and once I get my piano, I'll have that too... and all the corresponding amplifiers.

        Just need to find a singer and I can start my own band! omg... thank you @Isabella Ava you've given me a plethora of ideas!
        Nov 15, 2018 at 8:46 PM
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      4. Isabella Ava
        Isabella Ava
        Great to hear that = )
        Nov 15, 2018 at 8:58 PM
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    4. samkfj
      samkfj
      Anyone play borderlands 2? I know it's kinda old but I got back into it.
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      3. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        Happy music making :)
        Nov 15, 2018 at 4:01 PM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Hopefully, yes! I still really need to get a piano soon. Waiting for black Friday deals.
        Nov 15, 2018 at 4:12 PM
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      5. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        Im sure you can manage without ;) but here is to hoping on a crazy good deal for you :)
        Nov 15, 2018 at 4:14 PM
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    5. samkfj
      samkfj
      Preparing a clandestine op to liberate some sandwiches from the meeting room. If I am caught, feelings will be hurt. Wish me luck.
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      3. Finnuval
        Nov 15, 2018 at 7:04 AM
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Managed to take enough for my whole team. Hero of the day. I can only imagine tomorrow... Sam did you take those sandwiches?
        Nov 15, 2018 at 7:40 AM
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      5. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        Youre welcome to pin the blame on me, not sure they'll fall for it though :p
        Nov 15, 2018 at 8:00 AM
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    6. samkfj
      samkfj
      Found a fun new thing at the gym... hitting a tractor tire with a sledgehammer. Fun and very--ahem... Tiring.
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      3. Senatris
        Senatris
        Ooh dear that sounds painful! The 'midnight alarm' phase is a pain but during the day I do get cuddles from her, can be a bit gross when she throws up though lol :p ;) Enjoy being the punching bag and wall!! ;)
        Nov 15, 2018 at 2:05 AM
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      4. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        @Senatris luckily the cuddles are still there too :)
        Nov 15, 2018 at 3:28 AM
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      5. Senatris
        Senatris
        Aww that's lovely :)
        Nov 15, 2018 at 3:36 AM
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    7. samkfj
      samkfj
      Wanted to try something new. Check it out.
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      2. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        @Philosophus Vagus you need flashplayer enabled (and it's voice only) I had it not show up at first for that reason
        Nov 14, 2018 at 12:00 PM
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oooh it's flash... That explains why I can't see it on my phone. Can't use my work station either, net is monitored.
        Nov 14, 2018 at 12:08 PM
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I've been told my voice doesn't match my face... whatever that means--but it sounds strange to hear myself through a recording. Maybe it was that I was cold or that my phone's quality is horrendous... but I thought I sounded less nasally than what was recorded :/
        Nov 14, 2018 at 1:47 PM
    8. samkfj
      samkfj
      I will never get used to the Dallas cold. Being in South Texas most of my life... Makes you miss the constant heat.
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      3. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        For me the opposite is true. After suffering a sunstroke years ago heat and I don't mix well
        Nov 13, 2018 at 4:04 PM
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oh--well that's not good, not in the slightest. The sun makes the body do crazy things.
        Nov 13, 2018 at 4:59 PM
      5. RetroExcellent
        RetroExcellent
        Texans don't do well with cold lol. I'm looking forward to the heat when I move there in a few months.
        Nov 13, 2018 at 10:09 PM
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    9. samkfj
      samkfj
      Never thought Stan Lee would die...
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      3. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        @Mystic_Enigma he was rushed to hospital on monday and died, no cause of death given yet as Far as I know
        Nov 13, 2018 at 5:54 AM
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Terrible. Never know how much time you have... But it's never enough.
        Nov 13, 2018 at 7:07 AM
      5. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        @samkfj well, at least he did achieve immortality in a way... he'll never be forgotten that's for sure
        Nov 13, 2018 at 7:12 AM
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    10. samkfj
      samkfj
      Updating my website a little bit. It's coming along, all I can do now is keep adding things as they come.
    11. samkfj
      samkfj
      Today, one hundred years ago--World War I ended. Crazy. Happy Veteran's Day.
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        I'm not sure, too much world tension.
        Nov 11, 2018 at 5:00 PM
      3. Isabella Ava
        Isabella Ava
        You'd better grind your level from now
        Nov 11, 2018 at 5:20 PM
      4. cabfe
        cabfe
        Tensions, but overall, a lot less wars.
        Nov 11, 2018 at 5:33 PM
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    12. samkfj
      samkfj
      Found Ecto Cooler vape liquid. Life is grand.
    13. samkfj
      samkfj
      Pushing my girl to exercise with me--she's angry, but she'll thank me in a few months.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well, I always exercise but--ohhh... wait... now I get it!
        Nov 9, 2018
      3. Faye Valentine
        Faye Valentine
        I need someone like you in my life though! Too lazy to excercise by my own...
        Nov 9, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Ya just need to find something you enjoy. I've been boxing and doing mixed martial arts since I was a teenager; I fell in love with it. I still have my golden glove award when I was given the title :'( makes me sad to look at it, but gives me fond memories of beating the snot out of everyone else.
        Nov 9, 2018
    14. samkfj
      samkfj
      Woken up to the sounds of someone arguing. Old boy sounded really angry. My neighbor never gets angry--I should be nosy.
      1. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
        Ability "Master Gossip" unlocked! You can now invoke any reason to justify being nosy!
        Nov 9, 2018
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Helps to have 18 charisma.
        Nov 9, 2018
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    15. samkfj
      samkfj
      So--someone keeps trying to hack my twitter... I don't have a twitter.
      1. samkfj
        samkfj
        Okay--that's incorrect. I do have one... but I never used it, except maybe once back in 2008? If they want to hack it, that's fine I guess?
        Nov 8, 2018
      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Okay nevermind... I took it back. Decided they can't have my stuff.
        Nov 8, 2018
    16. samkfj
      samkfj
      If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        True that. But I'll tell ya... I didn't get to make my bed this afternoon... So the point is now moot.
        Nov 8, 2018
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        Well, you'll begin tomorrow... A motto of experts in losing weight :D
        Nov 8, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Ugh man... I've been trying to bulk up but I keep losing. And I was chasing bunnies and fell and injured myself. Maybe I should just make the bed after all and cry in it.
        Nov 8, 2018
    17. samkfj
      samkfj
      Woke up--with a very stiff back and the smell of onions permeating the air... only there's no onions anywhere.
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      2. evmaster
        evmaster
        That sounds like a medical condition. Might want to search your symptoms up...
        Nov 7, 2018
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well last night I did kinda fall into a bunny hole while running. As for the onions no idea.
        Nov 7, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Found what was causing the onion smell--apparently... I missed a trash bag in the garage and it was next to the intake... gross.
        Nov 7, 2018
    18. samkfj
      samkfj
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      2. UNphiltered_khaos
        UNphiltered_khaos
        I've seen some strange sheep in the sky, but I'm not ready to say "Aliens!" just yet. (Though, come on, it's not impossible that SOMETHING is out there.)
        Nov 6, 2018
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        It's the Drake Equation vs. The Fermi Paradox. Probability vs evidence. The solution is in the word. UFO - Unidentified Flying Object. We may never find aliens--but we'll never know.
        Nov 6, 2018
      4. SpaceBot
        SpaceBot
        < insert x files theme >
        Nov 6, 2018
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    19. samkfj
      samkfj
      Brushed my teeth, drank orange juice--sorcery. What just happened to my mouth
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Drinking while on my way to work... Omg was awful,I thought it had turned. Got so mad I was fixing to throw it. Looked it up online and learned of the dangers yuck
        Nov 6, 2018
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      3. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        Better that way than to drink the juice and then brush away your enamel at least. Small positives.
        Nov 6, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Could be better, could be worse.
        Nov 6, 2018
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    20. samkfj
      samkfj
      Anything that is not an elephant--is irrelephant.
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        I cannot sleep on lunch breaks. I need at least two hours of sleep in my current state before I can wake up. If someone tries to wake me up before that, even if it looks I'm awake, I am not. I really hope I can get into day shifts or get used to it, because I'd be forced to quit otherwise.
        Nov 5, 2018
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah, do what you have to. It's tough, I can't lie about that. Use dark glasses for sleep or one of them soft eye mask things, turn off or mute your phone, tell everyone that might call you to just not do it, make your room cold as possible, don't drink caffeine too late, make your room dark. If you can get on days it would be a lot better, keep trying for that too.
        Nov 5, 2018
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Or I can just try to find a way so that nobody can look me in the eyes :D Sunglasses are out of the question though for obvious reasons.
        Nov 5, 2018
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 20, 1984 (Age: 33)
    Home Page:
    https://www.bugpowderassembly.com/
    Location:
    Dallas, Texas
    Occupation:
    Writer, truck driver, thug for hire
    About Me:
    Sega does what Ninten-don't
    First Language:
    English
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    yes
    Discord - samkfj#4042 (Always up for talking, unless am asleep, then yeah.)

    I'm a punk rocker that decided one day to stop learning linguistics in college, and instead learn to create video games. Hardly used my education in game design--'til now. Oh--yeah, I've worked on a few games, some that never went past the planning stage and one that managed to go onto mobile... but I figured if I wanted anything done--I had to do it myself.

    I speak English, Spanish, German and French (only--I haven't had much of an opportunity to speak French in a long while... but I can still read it well enough.) I always wanted to be a translator.

    Always up for talkin', and oh yeah, I can talk a lot. Message me, add me to discord, do what ya feel.

    I make little things for my game and give them to people, y'all can have 'em; no strings.

    I like to talk. I said that already--but it's true. I've had a very--colorful life and background, makes me who I am. I cannot apologize about it, nor will I.

    I've been called many things, good and bad, but I hope at the end of the day--you'll be comfortable enough to call me your bro.

    Love ya, 'til tomorrow.

    -Sam

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