samkfj
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samkfj

Bug Powder, Male, 34, from Dallas, Texas

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Y'ever get real--I dunno, maybe sad is the word. I never do--but guess today was different. Kinda sucks. Oh well--time to work again. Feb 18, 2019 at 1:21 PM

    1. samkfj
      samkfj
      Y'ever get real--I dunno, maybe sad is the word. I never do--but guess today was different. Kinda sucks. Oh well--time to work again.
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      3. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        We are all have the phase in life which we are question what is the purpose of life? We are learning that our stability irory town is not that stable.
        Feb 18, 2019 at 4:17 PM
      4. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        It is not bad. It is just realization and introspection. It is a sign of spiritual and philosophy growth.
        Feb 18, 2019 at 4:22 PM
      5. Animebryan
        Animebryan
        Feels more like that Trash Compactor scene in Star Wars except I don't have anybody to stop the walls from crushing me.
        Feb 18, 2019 at 4:25 PM
    2. samkfj
      samkfj
      1889--Nintendo made playing cards. Very possible that Nintendo is responsible for at least one instance of gamer rage resulting in death.
      1. samkfj
        samkfj
        Imagine some cowboy going to play Nintendo with his friends... then blasts one on high noon for their equivalent of watching screens.
        Feb 16, 2019 at 5:27 PM
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      2. Pix3M
        Pix3M
        If it's true somebody has died from gamer rage, I have no idea how to comment lmfao
        Feb 16, 2019 at 6:13 PM
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      3. Wavelength
        Wavelength
        And it's equally possible that Nintendo's fun games may have saved gamers from rage resulting in murder or suicide! I know they've brightened me up from dark moods more than once over the years.
        Feb 17, 2019 at 2:20 AM
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    3. samkfj
      samkfj
      Trying to get my girl to go to the range--but she's pretending to be sleepy :p
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      2. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        Dang, I can have a secret weapon now.
        Feb 16, 2019 at 8:14 AM
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      3. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        I wish I had someone to go to the range with me. :(

        It's just not as much fun shooting alone, with no one to compete/bet with. I miss my brother and my ex all of a sudden.
        Feb 16, 2019 at 11:27 AM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        It really is. Find you a military girl bro.
        Feb 16, 2019 at 12:47 PM
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    4. samkfj
      samkfj
      Lack of sleep is great--that means I can either sleep more later, or I can faint. Or--alternatively, I can have another red bull.
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        I often suffer from poor sleeping patterns because of my depression.
        Feb 15, 2019 at 5:53 PM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah--I'll bet :(

        I think for me--am just happy to not be at work, so I want to not spend my time sleeping when I can be developing--even though I've done nothing today... just now am working on sprites again -_-
        Feb 15, 2019 at 5:56 PM
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well now--am for sure not gonna sleep. Gonna play some Heroes of Hammerwatch with the girl. Unless she doesn't want to then I'll play by myself...
        Feb 15, 2019 at 6:16 PM
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    5. samkfj
      samkfj
      Happy Valentine's Day! Y'all know what time it is.
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      2. OmnislashXX
        Feb 15, 2019 at 6:23 AM
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      3. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        Whiskey, weed and a good book time. Actually, forget the whiskey.

        My girlfriend didn't want to take the plunge of moving god knows where with me so I'm single for Valentines day. Completely fine with that too.
        Feb 15, 2019 at 7:04 AM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Girls are strange sometimes--well all the time.

        I'll have a drink for ya too, brother.
        Feb 15, 2019 at 7:13 AM
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    6. samkfj
      samkfj
      Texas didn't join the US--we let them join with us.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Like it's not even funny--if the devil wanted my soul, he'd send two women. A blonde and a redhead. I'd have no protection. I'd be gone--it wouldn't even be funny. They'd be like Hi Sam! You wanna come to Hell with us?

        With you two?? Ya gatdamn right I do.
        Feb 15, 2019 at 5:58 PM
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        I'd think that being around pretty girls would be fairly pointless after death. Not much you can do without a body. :p
        Feb 15, 2019 at 6:03 PM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well--I dunno, maybe not. Maybe when two ghosts like each other--they have baby ghosts!

        But--I would hope that sex would exist in the afterlife--in paradise. I mean that would be 99% my paradise. The other 1% would be hamburgers.
        Feb 15, 2019 at 8:00 PM
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    7. samkfj
      samkfj
      Time off was approved begrudgingly by my boss. So the next four days I'll put into development. No conflicts, no managers.
      1. Golden Unicorn Gaming
        Feb 14, 2019 at 6:27 AM
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      2. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        Not bad.
        Feb 14, 2019 at 7:39 AM
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    8. samkfj
      samkfj
      I wonder--if anyone actually uses the resources I make. I mean--am still gonna make 'em you can't stop me if you tried.
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      2. Kes
        Kes
        Not sure you'll find them on a test project as some them are non-obvious or need obscure scripts. See the self-data suite as an example.
        Feb 13, 2019 at 9:15 PM
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      3. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        Where did you post your resources? I only your website and your game forum.
        Feb 14, 2019 at 2:18 AM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        They're on here in the mv resources. I haven't updated it recently
        Feb 14, 2019 at 4:16 AM
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    9. samkfj
      samkfj
      So--one of my co-workers rushed into my office... "Sam! You play bass guitar??" Looks like I might be jamming again very soon.
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    10. samkfj
      samkfj
      Anyone else a huge history nerd? I love it! Followed by math.
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      2. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        Yeah, I can do history but math can suck my lemons. I think it would rather beat me up, though.
        Feb 13, 2019 at 9:24 AM
      3. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        I love history. I love math as long I get math formulas. Terrible at mental math.
        Feb 13, 2019 at 10:13 AM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I think the best thing (to me) about history is that it never changes; sure things are added, but it cannot change the outcome. Alternatively--math is always changing, things are being discovered every day, and people are finding new and creative ways to solve age old problems.
        Feb 13, 2019 at 2:43 PM
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    11. samkfj
      samkfj
      I told you! My workplace is haunted!
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      2. mlogan
        mlogan
        At least you have company at work. :p
        Feb 12, 2019 at 9:32 PM
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      3. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        Wow, ghosts have the power to make a camera holder shaking his hands. Powerful ghosts.
        Feb 13, 2019 at 10:50 AM
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Haha naw I was cold. Unless they caused me to be cold.

        @mlogan why you gotta say that?? :kaodes:
        Feb 13, 2019 at 11:08 AM
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    12. samkfj
      samkfj
      Seems like every other update I make involves food. That said--am hungry. Have to liberate some sandwiches from the front again.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        I dunno I kinda like it. BK is okay too. Prefer their breakfast. But I'll take Dairy Queen any day. And Whataburger.
        Feb 13, 2019 at 9:25 AM
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      3. Sauteed_Onion
        Sauteed_Onion
        I really need like a slushee. Slushees are good.
        Feb 13, 2019 at 9:25 AM
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      4. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        Go to Seven Eleven then. Or Royal Farms.
        Feb 13, 2019 at 9:27 AM
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    13. samkfj
      samkfj
      My love of Stargate has seeped into my game now... just created some SG-1 inspired sprites. Well SG-1 mixed with Valkyria Chronicles.
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      3. TWings
        TWings
        Gotta check those out when I get the chance.
        Feb 11, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Now--am not saying you can't read them online--but maybe a search for them might yield some results ;)

        If ya know what I mean hee hee
        Feb 11, 2019
      5. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        I never really got into Stargate all that much, though my Dad is a big science fiction nut. He has all of the Seasons. I also turned him on to Firefly, which he absolutely loves. He even bought the Firefly Christmas ornament.
        Feb 12, 2019 at 1:28 AM
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    14. samkfj
      samkfj
      Oh wow I totally slept in. It'll be night soon--they mostly come at night, mostly. By they I mean hunger.
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      2. TheoAllen
        TheoAllen
        No, but your likes are cheaper like everyone else :p
        Feb 11, 2019
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oooofa--those are fighting words out here. :p
        Feb 11, 2019
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      4. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        I am very hungry at nighttime too.
        Feb 11, 2019
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    15. samkfj
      samkfj
      I started lingodeer. Now I get little messages that say "Hi deer, it's time to learn Portuguese." Cute.
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    16. samkfj
      samkfj
      Worst feeling ever... You want to eat a nice salad, you wake up thinking about it. You go to make it--the lettuce is brown and slimy.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Am not sure actually haha, but I wouldn't trust anything in there, no one ever cleans it out. However I did find a few huge plastic jars of pickles and mustard.
        Feb 10, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yknow what really sucks? We have equipment vending machines that have all kinds of stuff for free... Right next to the candy vending machine...

        So if I need a hazmat suit or knives, I can get as many as I want... But still need 60 cents for a kit kat
        Feb 10, 2019
      4. Vance Raehart
        Vance Raehart
        Solution to the brown slimy lettuce: deep fry it and put it in a bun. Problem solved
        Feb 10, 2019
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    17. samkfj
      samkfj
      Makes no sense... It's warm shorts weather one day--cold with a chance of snow the following day? Dammit boy.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        This is true. I know I've done my fair share of pushing cars for random strangers in the snow. I remember my girl showed me some of the pictures she took of her balcony up in Cologne of all the snow--was so pretty, but y'all can have it :)
        Feb 9, 2019
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      3. Sharm
        Sharm
        Ah, that reminds me of this:
        Feb 9, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        hahahaha! That totally made my day.
        Feb 9, 2019
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    18. samkfj
      samkfj
      Hey you people! @Sharm and @l8rose are sick, so let's give them some likes to help them feel better! Do it nao!!
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      2. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        Have a stimpack on me ;)
        Feb 8, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Y'know what's funny... I went to the vape shop a little while ago, and they have a flavor called "Stimpack" that my bud made out of respect for Fallout New Vegas.

        It's good. I bought one. And Cucumber Mint, Menthol Tobacco, Ecto Cooler and Red Bull. I have a... problem.
        Feb 8, 2019
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      4. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        well then...you're golden :)
        Feb 8, 2019
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    19. samkfj
      samkfj
      Life's a garden. Dig it!
      1. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
        What happens when you get to China?
        Feb 8, 2019
      2. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        'Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?'
        Feb 8, 2019
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Dig til ya can't dig no more.
        Feb 8, 2019
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    20. samkfj
      samkfj
      Back at work. Received $150 in gift cards to Texas Roadhouse and $100 spending from the Union. Got a bunch of other stuff too. Love it!
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      2. Sharm
        Sharm
        @samkfj Not yet, but either the meds are effective at hiding symptoms or I'm on the mend. I can at least talk now, though it's really gravely.
        Feb 7, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oh no :(

        Hang in there! Sending some good thoughts to ya!
        Feb 7, 2019
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 20, 1984 (Age: 34)
    Home Page:
    https://www.bugpowderassembly.com/
    Location:
    Dallas, Texas
    Occupation:
    Writer, truck driver, thug for hire
    About Me:
    I belong to the light, I belong to the thunder.
    First Language:
    English
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    yes
    Discord - samkfj#4042
    Steam - S.A.M. ^KFJ
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    I'm a punk rocker that decided one day to stop learning linguistics in college, and instead learn to create video games. Hardly used my education in game design--'til now. Oh--yeah, I've worked on a few games, some that never went past the planning stage and one that managed to go onto mobile... but I figured if I wanted anything done--I had to do it myself.

    I speak English, Spanish, German and French (only--I haven't had much of an opportunity to speak French in a long while... but I can still read it well enough.) I always wanted to be a translator.

    Always up for talkin', and oh yeah, I can talk a lot. Message me, add me to discord, do what ya feel.

    I make little things for my game and give them to people, y'all can have 'em; no strings.

    Have D&D and Starfinder that I play with my pals every Saturday, message me if you ever wanna come play. Also, helping with a 7 Days to Die server (based in California) if anyone would like to join; ask me for details.

    I like to talk. I said that already--but it's true. I've had a very--colorful life and background, makes me who I am. I cannot apologize about it, nor will I.

    Hope to see ya again, y'all take care!

    Love ya, 'til tomorrow.

    -Sam

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