samkfj

Lol I saw the worst Christmas pun, on a Pringles can. It said 'Merry Pringles'. What???? Not Pringle Bells? Not Pringle all the way? They just phoned it in

I would have even accepted Merry Chipmas! Come on!

@standardplayer Sounds like they should hire you for their seasonal puns.

That's why I like you man--you tell it like it is.

Do you need to catch animals often? What a naturalist!

You're silly bro xD wb btw

Well... Like I said yesterday.

Better him than me.

The political landscape is extremely unstable right now, with many holding firm beliefs about one side or the other. Many people see others as close minded idiots and are willing to fight.

Yeah... and the real big problem is that somewhere along the way, difference of opinion became the equivalent to pissing in the Cheerios.

The Rise of samkfj!

^_^

\o He's back. And he brought high fives

How are you today? Don't text and drive.

@MushroomCake28 No--I very much enjoy life. I'd rather not end up in a trash bag... or 4.

@Kupotepo Worry not--my driving skills are great, and my texting skills are horrid.

Anyways--it was nice seein' y'all again. Until next season.

Goosebumps. Absolute goosebumps.

Glad to see it done

The funny things my friends link me. Memories.

Are you the one falling asleep and snoring loudly?

Hahaha no, I might be an rear end in a top hat, but I couldn't do that haha!

3rd from the top

Working hard as always!

Yeah they did good today. I let them have a 30 minute break while I did my paperwork. They didn't destroy anything either, so always a good day.

I love my team haha. 3 thugs, a kid from Uganda, a computer geek, a stoner, a guy that rarely ever talks but is super relaxed, a joker, and me. As long as they do their work, I have no problem letting them mess around.

Nicely done! I like it!

@Vaena Looks like he's either forgotten his PIN, or he has less money in his account than he thought. lol.

Y'all are too sweet. <3

@RetroExcellent no, not me. Am on a different pay scale. However--I'd hate to lose my whole team.

@standardplayer urine. I have a corporate email, so it's random in the sense that he'll come out whenever--but I'll be alerted to it. Only a day before or that day. I already told my crew to be careful and not provoke it.

Good man. Drug testing, the ways it's usually done is kinda stupid. I feel like they should 'weed' out some of the less harmful drugs

Yup. I totally agree. Whatever you're in to on your time isn't my business. Only when you're under my command on my watch. But management wants to control every aspect of worker life.

If I do end up getting fired, I guarantee it'll be because I won't let them fire my crew without a fight.

@BadLittleSeed But where are credits?

Well obviously I didn't come up with such a gem - of course Mary Elizabeth Frye deserves all the praise.

But you typed/copy pasted the poem so beautifully

Yeah... People wanted me to play hearthstone or world of warcraft... But wow was boring to just watch

Speaking of WoW...

Yeah, I been trading planets with the Alkaris. Bout to have a huge fleet battle. Hopefully I can finally knock off a few planets. Luckily, the first planet I colonized was Ultra Rich, so I could crank out Colony ships like mad. It helped a bit to establish some planets, though I haven't planned on this war.

@Kupotepo I would'a but I was at work--was very boring... 2 of 4 trucks showed up, and one showed up too late, told him to go to sleep.

@standardplayer zomg--that sounds amazing. Especially the chorizo fries. My imagination is running wild. For tonight--I'll treat myself, two bowls of cereal instead of one.

I can't think about food cuz I have no budget.

Bro--am right there with you... I spent too much money on other things. Most of the food I have is frozen or canned... have to drink the milk though.

Grab some paper and write out thoughts for your game, or ideas for skills or even ideas for the next game or something. That's what I do when I leave the laptop at home and need to pass time.

Since maybe September though we've been very light on work, only making the 23oz tea. And we only have one can line (for now.)

Once the new lines are completed it should pick back up and I'll probably see less of my office.

I could do that. There's only 4 check-ins today, so I'll have a lot of down time. Can't wait to get home and play some dnd!

And from what I could tell, most of the semi-modern industrial scene tries to be Trent Reznor, so I never looked it up. There are some older industrial bands from "foreign" countries I've seen.. I showed a clip to Spacebot once.. hehe. Pretty odd stuff out there if you look meow.

Yeah there's way better industrial bands. Like way better. I have to see Slayer again--now that you brought it up haha, they put on an amazing show.

I remember I had gotten really into God Lives Underwater and other similar bands. Maybe not true industrial, but lots better. Sister Machine Gun too.

That'd be the face I get whenever I give my ragdoll cat food instead of bok choi!

Wait--you kitty eats bok choi!? That's awesome!

he's crazy. In so many ways.

Feels more like that Trash Compactor scene in Star Wars except I don't have anybody to stop the walls from crushing me.

@Animebryan You sound like me. I don't have a fear of death, but I've been clinically depressed since my early teens. Suffer from borderline personality disorder, crippling anxiety problems, and use self harm as a way of coping with the chaos in my head, and to feel alive. The visual hallucinations and the bad voice don't make things any easier, either. No real help out there.

I am so sorry to hear @Animebryan and @The Stranger that your guys have a depression. It must to be very emotional draining.

Imagine some cowboy going to play Nintendo with his friends... then blasts one on high noon for their equivalent of watching screens.

If it's true somebody has died from gamer rage, I have no idea how to comment lmfao

And it's equally possible that Nintendo's fun games may have saved gamers from rage resulting in murder or suicide! I know they've brightened me up from dark moods more than once over the years.