samkfj
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Writer, truck driver, thug for hire

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samkfj

Bug Powder, Male, 34, from Dallas, Texas

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A friend of mine drew this back in 2004--my old ranger, Marlboro and his faithful pet Owl--Hooter. https://i.imgur.com/4MZEN1F.jpg Mar 2, 2019

    1. samkfj
      samkfj
      Haven't been at work more than an hour... And already there's a mess and broken machinery.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well hopefully maintenance can get it working because am not fixin to destroy another dress shirt. They can kiss mein Arsch.
        Feb 2, 2019
      4. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
        Anarchy is on the rise. Didn't you know?
        Feb 2, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        If I wasn't here... Yeah I don't doubt it sometimes. Heaven forbid I take a vacation again. Last time I did nothing was done. My boss kept calling me asking how to do something...
        Feb 2, 2019
    2. samkfj
      samkfj
      Y'ever notice... You're hungrier when you have nothing to eat?
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well sadly--I was at work still, nothing but napkins and sugar. However--in an extreme situation, I could probably make something out of that.
        Feb 1, 2019
      3. Sharm
        Sharm
        There's nothing in life quite so compelling as the word "no".

        BTW, I find myself hungriest when I can only have a small taste of food when I'm already very hungry and can't have more. It just makes it so much worse!

        The only way to survive these situations is distraction. Think so hard about something else that you forget about your desire for food.
        Feb 1, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Mind over matter! That's usually how I get through a day of light or no meals. And don't worry haha, it'd have to be a giant emergency to even consider that :p
        Feb 1, 2019
    3. samkfj
      samkfj
      So the other day--I woke up with energy, today I wanted to go back to sleep. How are y'all doin' today?
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      3. Elliott404
        Elliott404
        Good luck with that
        Feb 1, 2019
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      4. Shaz
        Shaz
        It's Friday. I'm trying to be in a Friday (the weekend is almost here) mood, but it's a struggle. I could go back to sleep, too.
        Feb 1, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well I hope you have a wonderful weekend. :)
        Feb 1, 2019
    4. samkfj
      samkfj
      So... Valentine's day is coming up. Anyone wanna be my net Valentine? <3
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      2. Kes
        Kes
        Am I mistaken, or have I seen posts referring to your girlfriend? Surely she should be your Valentine. Don't want to cramp your style, but consequences, consequences. Never overlook them!
        Jan 31, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well yes! She's my real life valentine! <3

        But in theory--everyone can be my net valentine. You included. So don't be surprised if you get hearts and stuff.
        Jan 31, 2019
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Also--are there any plans for a Valentine's day event? I sadly missed the Halloween one :(
        Jan 31, 2019
    5. samkfj
      samkfj
      Hope y'all are having a good day today. So far so good for me.
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      2. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
        Wednesday is my biggest day in the week... two big classes (one on penal law, and the other on execution of obligations...). I'm currently in "walking zombie" mode.
        Jan 31, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I miss college sometimes... I enjoyed the heck outta it though.
        Jan 31, 2019
    6. samkfj
      samkfj
      The stars at night--are big an' bright. The prairie sky is wide an' high. The sage in bloom, is like perfume. Reminds me of the one I love.
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Find myself a nice country girl with a huge rack and a machine gun? That's what I saw when I first read that. xD
        Jan 30, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Hey that too!
        Jan 31, 2019
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      5. mlogan
        mlogan
        I feel a need to clap...
        Jan 31, 2019
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    7. samkfj
      samkfj
      I awoke from a dream... was being chased by flying cars trying to kill me; but I was rescued by a squadron of flying elephants.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        They're one of my favorites.
        Jan 30, 2019
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      3. evmaster
        evmaster
        Seriously though, Elephants are like really smart.
        Jan 30, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        They don't forget... And they don't forgive xD
        Jan 30, 2019
    8. samkfj
      samkfj
      So I spent a good few hours working on a forklift before I realized the company is getting new ones anyway... Oh well.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        The funny thing is... Am not maintenance. It's technically not my job to turn wrenches. But at least I was out of the office.
        Jan 29, 2019
      3. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        when do you ever not do someone else's job?
        Jan 29, 2019
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Question really should be:

        When do I ever do my own job? Answer is rarely since we haven't been shipping or receiving much on my shift.
        Jan 29, 2019
    9. samkfj
      samkfj
      Woke up with absolutely too much energy. Hopefully I'll still have some for the gym.
    10. samkfj
      samkfj
      So--the store was closed. No chocolate cake. However--I did find a few of those lame Hostess treats. I suppose that will suffice.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yup I believe that.
        Jan 29, 2019
      4. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
        I know I was joking. Was talking like resistance to elements in a RPG lol
        Jan 29, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        I wish I were though... I'd do stupid things.
        Jan 29, 2019
    11. samkfj
      samkfj
      Off to work! On Sunday--at 6pm... Happy, happy--joy... joy.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Trying the Rip and Tear challenge but it's not gong too well.

        Ultra violence with only cheating a berserk pack at the start of the map.
        Jan 28, 2019
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      4. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        Try the Doom 2 ironman challenge. If you die you start the game completely over on mission 1.
        Jan 28, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oh my... That sounds great!
        Jan 28, 2019
    12. samkfj
      samkfj
      Bros and sis'--I need your help. I wanna get a present for my girl. What would a 28 year old girl enjoy?
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        We have a very strong relationship. The strongest I've ever had. But knowing me I'd stay up with the baby all night just to comfort both her and her mama. When my little boy was a baby I used to play guitar for him. Little renditions of songs I knew. His favorite is still snoopy vs the red baron.
        Jan 29, 2019
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      3. Lemonrice
        Lemonrice
        That is so adorable! We sing a lot. Freestyle. Usually about stuff he does and his weird smelling hands.
        Jan 29, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah babies are strange but ya gotta love them. Gosh I hope she says yes... Now my little heart is really pounding <3
        Jan 29, 2019
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    13. samkfj
      samkfj
      So I made a thing--take a peek. Especially you @Poryg
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        It's not about the art quality. One of the taunts in Unreal tournament 2004 was "Find a bigger gun!" :p
        Jan 27, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Omg I haven't played that since I was a kid.

        More of a counter strike player but yeah I remember those taunts haha
        Jan 27, 2019
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Yeah :D And it's one of the first games where I've seen a setting whether you want a profanity filter on or off (on off you wouldn't hear profane taunts, akthough they're epic)
        Jan 27, 2019
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    14. samkfj
      samkfj
      So... Am gonna be here all weekend again. But the best part... I was given the Wi-Fi password. Laptop and snacks can I get a hells yeah?
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Hahaha I remember this one too! Oh wow. Gosh--I should watch this show again... just to see how much of the world has changed since the 1990s. Am still in shock of the number of countries that have disappeared and the ones that have formed since that song. I still remember the words.
        Jan 26, 2019
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      3. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        I always enjoyed the Histeria segments the most. Those really cracked me up usually :D
        Jan 26, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        rofl omg--I remember Histeria too hahaha! I used to watch it early before school, and I'd pick my girlfriend up and quiz her on sheep. She hated it.
        Jan 26, 2019
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    15. samkfj
      samkfj
      I added moar thingies to my resources thread for MV. Hope someone can use them, if not... I had fun making them for you <3
      1. samkfj
        samkfj
        Now, s'time to sleep, see y'all when I do.
        Jan 25, 2019
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    16. samkfj
      samkfj
      Omg ostrich egg omelette... I have to. I just have to. The ultimate in breakfast for dinner.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        It might be--but, considering that a full course meal may be around the same price--and that it's totally enough for maybe 3 people or more... I might try it sometime when people come to visit. To be honest--I don't think I could chow the whole thing, I'd probably die haha.
        Jan 25, 2019
      4. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        But you're getting variety with a proper meal. With this, you're just getting a single egg. A big egg, but still just an egg. Why do you pay $45-50 for a single meal? Is this one you cook yourself, or one you have cooked for you at a restaurant?
        Jan 25, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah--hmm perhaps more thought might have to be put into it, especially if the thing tastes nasty, I have no idea.

        Yeah man, some restaurants are expensive, it's horrible haha. Generally I make dinner which is usually fairly cheap in the grand scheme of things. But yeah--I took my girl to the Cheesecake Factory the other day--was $90 -_-
        Jan 25, 2019
    17. samkfj
      samkfj
      Nice quiet day at work. Hopefully no steam in the face today.
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    18. samkfj
      samkfj
      So... I must be either the best or worst office worker. I get steam in my face, propane burns and metal splinters...
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Naw--but I keep my people in check. They don't mess up if am around. So they do deserve their meal. They're also good guys--giving me tequila in the parking lot.
        Jan 24, 2019
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      4. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        Natural leader type, I know (despite not wanting to be haha). Well just be careful next time then and know that there are idiots working in the same place :)
        Jan 24, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        You know what makes this worse?..

        Rose was talking about steam and I said I also needed to answer the call to steam... I hate coincidences.
        Jan 24, 2019
    19. samkfj
      samkfj
      Omg I love honey maid! It's not even funneh. I feel the strength of a thousand bees within me.
      1. Sauteed_Onion
        Sauteed_Onion
        Mmmmm.
        Jan 24, 2019
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Had a good early lunch. Small box of cherry tomatoes and graham crackers. Stuffed like a little tick.
        Jan 24, 2019
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      3. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        There's a MGS3 boss you'd probably get along with
        Jan 24, 2019
    20. samkfj
      samkfj
      What's that show with the people and they do the stuff and everyone's like "yeah!" I forget the name...
      1. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        Everyday Show.
        Jan 23, 2019
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      2. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        That's me.
        Jan 23, 2019
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      3. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        Ah, you're thinking of Under The Umbrella Tree
        Jan 24, 2019
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 20, 1984 (Age: 34)
    Home Page:
    https://www.bugpowderassembly.com/
    Location:
    Dallas, Texas
    Occupation:
    Writer, truck driver, thug for hire
    About Me:
    I belong to the light, I belong to the thunder.
    First Language:
    English
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