samkfj
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samkfj

Bug Powder, Male, 34, from Dallas, Texas

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Y'ever get real--I dunno, maybe sad is the word. I never do--but guess today was different. Kinda sucks. Oh well--time to work again. Feb 18, 2019 at 1:21 PM

    1. samkfj
      samkfj
      So I made a thing--take a peek. Especially you @Poryg
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        It's not about the art quality. One of the taunts in Unreal tournament 2004 was "Find a bigger gun!" :p
        Jan 27, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Omg I haven't played that since I was a kid.

        More of a counter strike player but yeah I remember those taunts haha
        Jan 27, 2019
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Yeah :D And it's one of the first games where I've seen a setting whether you want a profanity filter on or off (on off you wouldn't hear profane taunts, akthough they're epic)
        Jan 27, 2019
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    2. samkfj
      samkfj
      So... Am gonna be here all weekend again. But the best part... I was given the Wi-Fi password. Laptop and snacks can I get a hells yeah?
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Hahaha I remember this one too! Oh wow. Gosh--I should watch this show again... just to see how much of the world has changed since the 1990s. Am still in shock of the number of countries that have disappeared and the ones that have formed since that song. I still remember the words.
        Jan 26, 2019
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      3. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        I always enjoyed the Histeria segments the most. Those really cracked me up usually :D
        Jan 26, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        rofl omg--I remember Histeria too hahaha! I used to watch it early before school, and I'd pick my girlfriend up and quiz her on sheep. She hated it.
        Jan 26, 2019
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    3. samkfj
      samkfj
      I added moar thingies to my resources thread for MV. Hope someone can use them, if not... I had fun making them for you <3
      1. samkfj
        samkfj
        Now, s'time to sleep, see y'all when I do.
        Jan 25, 2019
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    4. samkfj
      samkfj
      Omg ostrich egg omelette... I have to. I just have to. The ultimate in breakfast for dinner.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        It might be--but, considering that a full course meal may be around the same price--and that it's totally enough for maybe 3 people or more... I might try it sometime when people come to visit. To be honest--I don't think I could chow the whole thing, I'd probably die haha.
        Jan 25, 2019
      4. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        But you're getting variety with a proper meal. With this, you're just getting a single egg. A big egg, but still just an egg. Why do you pay $45-50 for a single meal? Is this one you cook yourself, or one you have cooked for you at a restaurant?
        Jan 25, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah--hmm perhaps more thought might have to be put into it, especially if the thing tastes nasty, I have no idea.

        Yeah man, some restaurants are expensive, it's horrible haha. Generally I make dinner which is usually fairly cheap in the grand scheme of things. But yeah--I took my girl to the Cheesecake Factory the other day--was $90 -_-
        Jan 25, 2019
    5. samkfj
      samkfj
      Nice quiet day at work. Hopefully no steam in the face today.
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    6. samkfj
      samkfj
      So... I must be either the best or worst office worker. I get steam in my face, propane burns and metal splinters...
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Naw--but I keep my people in check. They don't mess up if am around. So they do deserve their meal. They're also good guys--giving me tequila in the parking lot.
        Jan 24, 2019
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      4. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        Natural leader type, I know (despite not wanting to be haha). Well just be careful next time then and know that there are idiots working in the same place :)
        Jan 24, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        You know what makes this worse?..

        Rose was talking about steam and I said I also needed to answer the call to steam... I hate coincidences.
        Jan 24, 2019
    7. samkfj
      samkfj
      Omg I love honey maid! It's not even funneh. I feel the strength of a thousand bees within me.
      1. Sauteed_Onion
        Sauteed_Onion
        Mmmmm.
        Jan 24, 2019
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Had a good early lunch. Small box of cherry tomatoes and graham crackers. Stuffed like a little tick.
        Jan 24, 2019
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      3. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        There's a MGS3 boss you'd probably get along with
        Jan 24, 2019
    8. samkfj
      samkfj
      What's that show with the people and they do the stuff and everyone's like "yeah!" I forget the name...
      1. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        Everyday Show.
        Jan 23, 2019
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      2. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        That's me.
        Jan 23, 2019
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      3. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        Ah, you're thinking of Under The Umbrella Tree
        Jan 24, 2019
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    9. samkfj
      samkfj
      Want either another tattoo or another brand. What do y'all think?
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Probably yeah, I wish I could find the girl that did my tattoo. She was gorgeous <3
        Jan 23, 2019
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      4. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        Candy!
        Jan 23, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well--Ariel was her name, but Candy sounds like a tattoo artist's name too.
        Jan 23, 2019
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    10. samkfj
      samkfj
      So that idea I had about a marinara shepherd's pie...
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      3. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        I'll eat it.
        Jan 23, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah my phone is horrible for that... no but, I typed a word on here but it was changed to energetic guy... it started with a W and ended in anker.
        Jan 23, 2019
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      5. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        Energetic guy surely fits, I'd love to think.
        Jan 23, 2019
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    11. samkfj
      samkfj
      I broke the chair in my truck--now am forced to sit like thug when I drive :kaodes:
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Chairs with no back support are worthless. I hope you can get it sorted out soon. :(
        Jan 22, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I think I can MacGyver it for the meantime until I can figure what parts I may need if any.
        Jan 22, 2019
      5. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        RIP, you need your son to serve you as your support.
        Jan 23, 2019
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    12. samkfj
      samkfj
      I had an idea for a meal... a sheppard's pie, but with marinara sauce and veggies you'd find on a pizza. Sausage, meat and pepperoni.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Would'a been nice if they were ready when we had dinner--but they're still good any time really.

        But as for cooking--remember Ratatouille. Anyone can cook.
        Jan 21, 2019
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      3. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        I love to cook. I think I will make Spaghetti next week.
        Jan 21, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I'm doing this today--I will let you all know how it turned out. I left work early, just to tackle this endeavor with enough time to plan my attack.

        My girl is already getting hungry--and I haven't even gotten to the store yet.
        Jan 22, 2019
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    13. samkfj
      samkfj
      So my cat decided to perch on my chest for time unknown. I only awoke due to the pain of her tiny paws and her cold nose on my chin.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oh yeah--I'd be the scary dad. But--I'd also wanna be the dad all her high school girl friends want to meet because I'd be ultra sexy.
        Jan 21, 2019
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        And you'd date them? :p
        Jan 21, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Of course not--then I'd have a scary German woman after me, and probably a scary Texan/German daughter too.
        Jan 21, 2019
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    14. samkfj
      samkfj
      Made a new melody... I have to stop playing my piano I can't get anything done. My girl liked it but said it was very sad.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Could very well be.
        Jan 20, 2019
      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Sad music is the best music. Sometimes we just need to feel those darker emotions, and explore those morose thoughts. If we cry, then we cry. I always feel a little better after weeping, even if it's over nothing in particular. lol. Emotional music has a way of making me remember and feel things, even if I'm never really sure what those things are.
        Jan 20, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I love sad music--for me no other kind of music can invoke such a vivid response. I don't have anything to really be sad about--but it doesn't stop me from feeling sad.
        Jan 21, 2019
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    15. samkfj
      samkfj
      omg--I was reminded by @Finnuval of MadTV... now I can't get enough of it.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Apparently they brought it back some years ago--but didn't last. I only know the one from the 90's.
        Jan 20, 2019
    16. The Stranger
      The Stranger
      I saw this and thought of you:
      :p
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        @samkfj Ha-Ha! Wake up and smell the cockroach infused coffee. :p
        Jan 20, 2019
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Okay--I will be honest... those Madagascar hissing roaches are okay with me, I actually find them cute. The ones I hate with a passion are the American flying ones... No. no no.
        Jan 20, 2019
      5. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        I didn't even know about the hissing ones until I watched this video. The girl hissing back at them made me laugh. lol.
        Jan 20, 2019
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    17. samkfj
      samkfj
      My girl--just asked me in her thick accent "What is a bovine, and how does one grow?"
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Imagine if you needed something like toilet paper, condoms or one of those male enhancement pills... Imagine having to communicate that to the person. I think I'd just laugh; I wonder if anyone actually asks for those.
        Jan 20, 2019
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        'Alright, mate. Pack of johnnies and some viagra, please.' xD I remember, when I was a kid, seeing men hide porn mags inside of newspapers so as to buy them discreetly. Can't do that through a window. lol.
        Jan 20, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Hahahaha, they still do that out here too. It's like bro--what'cha got in the newspaper there? Lemme see!
        Jan 20, 2019
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    18. samkfj
      samkfj
      Friday! I'll have hopefully time to work on something.
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      2. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        I hope so too ;)
        Jan 19, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I though of a weapon for one of my characters.

        He'd get it from an old grave. Once he pulls it, the ghost of a saint appears. He defeats it and the ghost disappears.

        The character would find the weapon is a strange hammer. The Square Hammer.
        Jan 19, 2019
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    19. samkfj
      samkfj
      So tired today--just not feeling it.
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      2. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        We all have those days at Times. Just dont push yourself and relax a little :)
        Jan 18, 2019
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      3. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        Sometimes, you just get tired of it.
        Jan 18, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Didn't feel like going home either--gonna just do some overtime. Sit here and listen to music while writing up manifests and catalogues.
        Jan 18, 2019
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    20. samkfj
      samkfj
      Last time I made 125 sledgehammer strikes per arm! Wish me luck going for 150!
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        xD as correct as you are, wood chopping does sound very rigorous. Though I could chop mesquite and have a nice bbq.
        Jan 17, 2019
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Now am all dressed up and ready to go show those bags what time it is.
        Jan 17, 2019
      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Nope--almost. 125/135. The right is sturdier than the left it seems--even though am left handed.

        but--I suppose it makes sense, as I jab with my right and it's my strong side.
        Jan 17, 2019
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 20, 1984 (Age: 34)
    Home Page:
    https://www.bugpowderassembly.com/
    Location:
    Dallas, Texas
    Occupation:
    Writer, truck driver, thug for hire
    About Me:
    I belong to the light, I belong to the thunder.
    First Language:
    English
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    yes
    Discord - samkfj#4042
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    I'm a punk rocker that decided one day to stop learning linguistics in college, and instead learn to create video games. Hardly used my education in game design--'til now. Oh--yeah, I've worked on a few games, some that never went past the planning stage and one that managed to go onto mobile... but I figured if I wanted anything done--I had to do it myself.

    I speak English, Spanish, German and French (only--I haven't had much of an opportunity to speak French in a long while... but I can still read it well enough.) I always wanted to be a translator.

    Always up for talkin', and oh yeah, I can talk a lot. Message me, add me to discord, do what ya feel.

    I make little things for my game and give them to people, y'all can have 'em; no strings.

    Have D&D and Starfinder that I play with my pals every Saturday, message me if you ever wanna come play. Also, helping with a 7 Days to Die server (based in California) if anyone would like to join; ask me for details.

    I like to talk. I said that already--but it's true. I've had a very--colorful life and background, makes me who I am. I cannot apologize about it, nor will I.

    Hope to see ya again, y'all take care!

    Love ya, 'til tomorrow.

    -Sam

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