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samkfj

Bug Powder, Male, from Dallas, Texas

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Two of my minions at work are pissed at each other--because of politics... this is why politics shouldn't be discussed, can we just smoke? Aug 20, 2019

    1. samkfj
      samkfj
      Heard DMX's 'Party Up' on the radio the other day in my office... Song is hilarious when it's edited for radio.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah it lacks the comedy.
        Jan 15, 2019
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        Jan 15, 2019
      5. Tw0Face
        Tw0Face
        This is bad. But this one is even worse.
        Jan 15, 2019
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    2. samkfj
      samkfj
      I've only eaten 500 calories today... Mind over matter--mind over matter... Nope am hungry.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        I thought calories and kcal were the same.

        But 2,000,000 calories?? I think someone would die.
        Jan 13, 2019
      3. Kwerty
        Kwerty
        gotta eat man! I bet you when you get home you're going to pile it high!
        Jan 13, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        haha! I tried not to--but yes, I did probably eat my entire 1000 calories :) Still keeping between 1500-1800 calories a day. I really should eat more often though.
        Jan 13, 2019
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    3. samkfj
      samkfj
      Brought the laptop to work, but today is when they decide to do work.. I give it an hour at the most.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I feel like a little kid. Having a Lunchable for my meal. I love these things.
        Jan 13, 2019
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      4. BadLittleSeed
        BadLittleSeed
        Lunchables are amazing.
        Jan 13, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Since I was a kid I've loved them. Especially the ones with juice and treats.
        Jan 13, 2019
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    4. samkfj
      samkfj
      There's another person here at my gym tonight! Am gonna show him what time it is.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Maybe incorporate them into your game somehow? Even if it's x-rated haha.
        Jan 12, 2019
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      3. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        Nah. I'm keeping my game relatively PG uhh 13.. rated. Seriously there are some dirty, lewd jokes at times and...there may be a bit of nudity every once in a while, like the Dutchess in the bath. But it's only regulated to Sprites and the language is very PG.
        Jan 12, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        That's good. I also wanna keep in a Teen rating myself... but I want to add sex, drugs and gambling... so I have to be extra careful how and how often.
        Jan 12, 2019
    5. Neo_Kum0rius_6000
      Neo_Kum0rius_6000
      Did you have any luck in fixing my project?
      Sorry if I sound hasty, but this is desperate...
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      2. Neo_Kum0rius_6000
        Neo_Kum0rius_6000
        Dude if you could fix it, it would mean so much too me some person has already saved some of the data... You should check the thread someone posted a way to save the rest but he says he dosn't have C++
        Jan 12, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah last I saw it was looking good, but I hadn't looked since yesterday. Once I get home I'll read what's going on and see if there's anything I can do.
        Jan 12, 2019
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      4. Neo_Kum0rius_6000
        Neo_Kum0rius_6000
        Dude your my last hope... If you could just recover the last few bits but mainly the scripts. I would be so happy.
        Jan 13, 2019
    6. samkfj
      samkfj
      So it's official... I'm moving up in my company. Just hope they don't plan on me being here seven days a week for 12 hours.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        That made my day haha!
        Jan 12, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        The best part is--I'll get to keep my office and still be here at the same time.
        Jan 12, 2019
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      4. Eschaton
        Eschaton
        It's important that you fight the good fight, comrade.
        Jan 12, 2019
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    7. samkfj
      samkfj
      Weather doesn't decide to stay cold or keep warm--and everyone decided to leave early but neglected to tell me.
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      2. artoni
        artoni
        At least you're being smart about it, and it sounds like your work doesn't mind so long as you get the work /done/ - which is always awesome.
        Jan 12, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah they either don't mind or they don't know, but when it comes to me they let a lot slide. Am basically the person that they call when all Hell breaks loose.
        Jan 12, 2019
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        A few months ago, someone broke a propane valve. It was raining and everyone was scared. They said Sam can you fix it!? So am out there in lightning and heavy rain fixing a valve with a huge wrench. Totally not in my job description, but it's a job someone had to do.
        Jan 12, 2019
    8. samkfj
      samkfj
      Woke up to another random thought--why do toasters have settings... but burn the toast if you put it higher than 2 or 3?
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Raw French toast? Or like eggo frozen French toast?

        Also yes, my toaster is old too... Circa 2005.
        Jan 11, 2019
      4. Sharm
        Sharm
        Um, leftovers. I always make more than I'll eat in one go, because they're so nice to have later, and less work if you just do it all at once.

        When I don't have a toaster, a bit of butter and a pan works pretty well.
        Jan 11, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Never thought of using leftovers in the toaster. I'll have to try that, assuming there's any leftovers to begin with.

        Normally I like to toast some things in the griddle like biscuits and Texas toast. Also buns.
        Jan 11, 2019
    9. samkfj
      samkfj
      If I die young, send me away with the words of a love song.
      1. trouble time
        trouble time
        *Family proceeds to play despacito*
        Jan 10, 2019
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      2. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        'I Will follow him' now stuck in my head, thanks lol
        Jan 10, 2019
    10. samkfj
      samkfj
      I broke the tank on my ecig... Put a bandaid on it and keeping it in place with a paperclip and piece of a foam cup. MacGyver would be proud
    11. samkfj
      samkfj
      The only thing that sucks about my gym--I can't turn the terrible pop music off.. I can still hear it through my headphones.
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      3. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        This is why I don't go to the gym (well no, as usual the real reason is the people, but the terrible music is terrible too).

        I buy all of my exercise equipment from garage sales, just because 80% of home exercise equipment never gets used doesn't mean that someone cannot benefit. I probably own more than $3k worth of exercise equipment, probably paid around $400 for it all.
        Jan 10, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I do have some exercise equipment myself, but I think partially, it's me wanting to also kinda leave the house. The cool thing is at my gym, there's no one around at the time I go. Also kinda sucks but for the most part am there just to hit the bags and stuff.
        Jan 10, 2019
      5. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
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    12. samkfj
      samkfj
      I think the shift lead is gonna get fired... That means I might actually have to do work again.
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      2. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
        Well moving up isn't all that bad. You get paid more lol. But I suppose you can always refuse the position?
        Jan 9, 2019
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I actually had to stop an altercation this afternoon between him and another guy--that's why I think he's getting fired. Especially if they want my testimony.
        Jan 9, 2019
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I'd have to apply for it but my boss would pull the strings for me. It's a very rigged place out here haha
        Jan 9, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Am still kinda bummed I didn't get a message to meet my sexy neighbors in my area... those bots didn't find me worthy of non-existent pr0n spam.
        Jan 8, 2019
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      4. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Not even consoles are safe from this crap. I sometimes get messages from 'girls' who turn out to be nothing but bots trying to direct me to some site. Ended up changing my settings so only friends can send me messages.
        Jan 8, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah I get that a lot too... I got one message once saying "Hey I had fun playing Destiny with you!"

        I was like Ha! I play Destiny ALONE!
        Jan 8, 2019
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    14. samkfj
      samkfj
      Sittin' on the dock of the bay... Wastin' time.
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      3. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
        That's a great idea, especially when you take into account that good ideas always come when you're not looking for them.
        Jan 8, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah, very true. Might just start doing that tomorrow. It'll be hit and miss with time but even an hour out of eight is better than being bored and unproductive.
        Jan 8, 2019
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        So they have me training a new guy. He came in at 5. They just kinda surprised me with it. So far so good--but now I'll be out of my office probably the remainder of the night. Which is okay, gets boring in there.
        Jan 8, 2019
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    15. samkfj
      samkfj
      omg I had a crazy idea--everyone that plays MTG... let's have a round one day! They have that software on steam. Let's totally play!
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      2. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        Probably. I might have taken you up on it had that not been so expensive. Maybe once the next Steam sale rolls around. I think there is also MTG Online though,
        Jan 7, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        There is--but from what I remember... it would sell digital cards. I remember from the olden days of MTG games, they had that one where you had to travel around and battle npcs. I remember it being epic--but I drank too much nyquil, so maybe I just made it up in my head...
        Jan 7, 2019
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      4. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        But just so you know, I only play EDH.
        Jan 7, 2019
    16. samkfj
      samkfj
      So--this happened.
      1. artoni
        artoni
        Reminds me of the time someone hit a hydrant downtown- midsummer.
        Jan 7, 2019
      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        I wonder if that's what happened here too. That spot is notorious for crashes.
        Jan 7, 2019
    17. samkfj
      samkfj
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Bro--if I was in space and this was all I had... I think I'd eat my friends.
        Jan 6, 2019
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        With the astronaut fruit, because that wasn't bad. Friends with fruit.
        Jan 6, 2019
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      4. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        LOL! At least they wouldn't be freeze dried. xD
        Jan 6, 2019
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    18. samkfj
      samkfj
      Anyone else enjoy breakfast for dinner--or am I just strange?
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        That's what I also normally do. As my day begins at 1pm. Generally.
        Jan 6, 2019
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      3. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        I used to work a night job (before the stroke) and so, I was used to waking up around 8:30 p.m., eating dinner, going into the job, then coming home to eat breakfast and then go to bed. So eating breakfast at night- not a big deal for me. Check, sometimes for break, I'd go and eat some microwave breakfast sandwiches.
        Jan 6, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        There's just something comforting about a nice breakfast meal. Reminds me of being little--and having it at night, just reaffirms that feeling of youth and watching the sun come up.
        Jan 6, 2019
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    19. samkfj
      samkfj
      Spent the last few hours in a diversity seminar for work... I find it absurd that someone gets paid to talk about common sense.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yup same! I just let it go for the most part.

        But--you don't believe in the flat earth theory??
        Jan 5, 2019
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        LOL! Oh, I do! I mean, how could you not believe in it? It just makes so much sense. I always knew we were living on a discworld, and that all world governments were working together to keep this a secret for one reason or another. :p People moan about political correctness, but I think that pales in comparison to this sort of madness. xD
        Jan 5, 2019
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Omg I can't breathe hahaha
        Jan 5, 2019
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    20. samkfj
      samkfj
      Really wanna try to work on finishing a song by the end of this coming week. Feelin' antsy.
      1. artoni
        artoni
        You can do it!
        Jan 5, 2019
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