samkfj
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samkfj

Bug Powder, Male, 34, from Dallas, Texas

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Y'ever get real--I dunno, maybe sad is the word. I never do--but guess today was different. Kinda sucks. Oh well--time to work again. Feb 18, 2019 at 1:21 PM

    1. samkfj
      samkfj
      Beware of overweight intruders accused of breaking and entering this evening. He knows when you sleep; do you know where your children are?
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah, they are. Am just fixin' to play minecraft with mine and probably have a camping trip. Which involves loading up nerf guns and rescuing stuffed animals from invisible kidnappers.
        Dec 25, 2018
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      3. Matseb2611
        Matseb2611
        I've heard this overweight intruder is only really after our biscuits. But at least he leaves some of his own things as a payment. :p
        Dec 25, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        None shall have my oreos. Well maybe one.
        Dec 25, 2018
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    2. samkfj
      samkfj
      Ran out of cream for white Russians, substituted for "sugar cookie flavored milk." I discovered something--amazing.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        That's it--I can go now. I found Heaven.
        Dec 24, 2018
      4. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Ran out of cream for white Russians? Sounds like sexy times involving food. xD Are white Russians just cookie flavoured milk? Why are they called white Russians?
        Dec 24, 2018
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        If only... But no it's kahlua, vodka and cream, milk or half and half in a glass with ice. Probably one of my favorites next to whisky and coke.
        Dec 24, 2018
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    3. samkfj
      samkfj
      The grocery store that I've shopped at since 2005; since I moved here to Dallas... is closing. On the bright side, maybe I'll get an HEB.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah--they're legendary not just for good prices and products; but very humanitarian. My heart broke when I realized they don't exist out here in DFW--well in some pockets, either very far south or very far east.
        Dec 24, 2018
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      4. David Lister
        David Lister
        Yeah, I love that it's a locally (at least Texas / Mexico) based private employer. The major paper where I live (the Seattle Times) wrote a wonderful piece on them when they distributed 15% of their stock to their employees. I also read they provide a matching 401k and health care for full time employees.
        Dec 24, 2018
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oh wow--now it makes sense why many of my friends growing up worked there for a time. I'll bet some still do.

        I should see if they're looking for drivers haha--but that'd mean I'd have to move... and drive again :/

        No--on second thought, I'll just wait 'til the build one out here.
        Dec 24, 2018
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    4. samkfj
      samkfj
      Okay... If today wasn't strange enough--I just had a conversation with a truck driver about how he prior to arriving here saw a ufo.
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      3. Windows i7
        Windows i7
        Getting a job as a truck driver is easier than most jobs for those with criminal records, at least where I live. In general, I do not trust them because of that.
        Dec 23, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I used to drive for FedEx freight. They wouldn't take you if you had so much as a speeding ticket. But other places won't care so long as you have your own rig.
        Dec 23, 2018
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        And a lot of the people I deal with on a daily basis... They're not the most pleasant of people either.
        Dec 23, 2018
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    5. samkfj
      samkfj
      Asked to come in to work last minute... Only me here. At least time and a half is worth it. But yes... 2:20 pm... And it's already creepy.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well usually I'll just stay in my office and play games, but ever since I heard tapping at the window that one time, I try to go and just drive around. Hopefully I won't be here all night. Since they didn't turn the overhead lights on.
        Dec 23, 2018
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Tapping at the window. lol. Sounds like one of my hallucinations. There's not a dark figure standing just across the street is there? xD
        Dec 23, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Haha I hope not. But once 6 rolls around it gets dark. I called on the radio and there's some maintenance people here, so at least they can turn on the lights at 6. My side of the warehouse can get very dark. And since my office is far from the other offices it gets real creepy.
        Dec 23, 2018
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    6. samkfj
      samkfj
      Looking forward to another vacation. 12 days away from my tiny haunted office.
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      2. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        I wonder if there's a reason so many people feel unnerved and creeped out around empty or abandoned places? I mean, we don't tend to feel the same when outside in general, it only seems to be in places where we expect human activity. Must be some mechanism behind it.
        Dec 22, 2018
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I think for me... I know my mind plays tricks on me, but there's those instances that I can't easily explain away.

        Since this place is so large and a lot of times there's no one else around, especially when I come in on weekends... I'll hear things but I know there's no one. Go search and find nothing.
        Dec 22, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Maybe it is me in the end...

        My imagination is very vivid.
        Dec 22, 2018
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    7. samkfj
      samkfj
      Didn't bring lunch on account'a they're catering again here at work... But am so doggone hungry now.
      1. samkfj
        Dec 22, 2018
    8. samkfj
      samkfj
      Dinner time at work.
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      2. punchybot
        punchybot
        *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*

        FAJITAS!?
        Dec 21, 2018
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Beans, rice, steak fajitas, chicken fajitas, a chicken enchilada but it's under the tortillas, cream and salsa.

        There's treats too but I passed.
        Dec 21, 2018
      4. punchybot
        punchybot
        PM'd you my address, if you catch my drift.
        Dec 21, 2018
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    9. samkfj
      samkfj
      Word of advice to all you men out here... love your girl. Even if you don't say it often, just turn to her and say "I'd die for you."
      1. BlackRoseMii
        BlackRoseMii
        I'd prefer "I'd come back from the dead for you." XD
        Dec 20, 2018
      2. Arin
        Arin
        Yes, but how can you love someone if you're dead?
        Dec 21, 2018
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      3. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        @Arin Have you never watched that Dracula film starring Gary Oldman? Love never dies. :p
        Dec 21, 2018
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    10. samkfj
      samkfj
      Does anyone remember a tv show called Sightings? I've been watching it all day. I remember staying up late to watch it as a kid.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oh no... I hope they didn't.
        Dec 20, 2018
      3. David Lister
        David Lister
        I remember Sightings. I seem to remember it having a similar format to the original Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack (late 80's)... ...back when you could get your paranormal and conspiracy theories on good ole TV. :p
        Dec 20, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Omg that's another good show! Now I should binge that one next!
        Dec 20, 2018
    11. samkfj
      samkfj
      My girl says I should stream me playing Dusk... because she laughs at the dumb things I say when I play.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oooh yeah. I can do that then. I thought it'd be something more complicated hee hee.
        Dec 20, 2018
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      4. The Stranger
        The Stranger
        Nah, it's fairly easy if all you want is to record game footage with commentary. I also used a headset so the mic didn't record sound from the game. I hope you have fun with it. :)
        Dec 20, 2018
      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        I'll have to try it now!... Soon as my pc starts to act better. I think there's something wrong with steam in my pc lately.
        Dec 20, 2018
    12. samkfj
      samkfj
      I put small cookies into a bowl, added milk and began to eat. My girl says it's weird... I say it's good.
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      3. Sharm
        Sharm
        My brother likes to dip with a fork, specifically oreo type cookies, since you can skewer the cream and make it very sturdy to dip. But eating it like cereal makes more sense to me.
        Dec 19, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I do that too--I like to use the tiny crab forks, you know the kind? the really really small ones for getting the meat out of the little legs. Perfect for oreos.
        Dec 19, 2018
      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Brought some cupcake flavored goldfish crackers, a small half pint of milk and a travel bowl and spoon to work. You know what time it is.
        Dec 20, 2018
    13. samkfj
      samkfj
      This just in... Apparently there's a state senator on their way here as I type. Illuminati confirmed.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Naw my boss is cool. She just doesn't want me stirring the pot haha. But yeah... I dunno what's going on but there's no security or anything. I figured there would be... Maybe they're trying to play a prank on me
        Dec 19, 2018
      3. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        @samkfj, someone is behind you back. Are you prank them before?
        Dec 19, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Naw--apparently he was there... I suppose it was Cornyn, since it wasn't Cruz. He was there for 'business' whatever that means.

        I just have to keep an eye out before they realize I don't do any actual work... now they have the man coming 'round.
        Dec 19, 2018
    14. samkfj
      samkfj
      I've been watching To Catch A Predator for the past few days. Chris Hansen is my hero. Wanna shake the guy's hand.
      1. samkfj
        samkfj
        Dude is savage! Love it!
        Dec 18, 2018
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      2. The Mighty Palm
        The Mighty Palm
        I used to watch it all night at my nursing home job. Loved their always colorful excuses. "Nah I just was gonna tell em not to trust people on the internet. share some fatherly wisdom."
        Dec 18, 2018
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Hansen is always ready for them too! I just love how he treats them. Like he's scolding a child for taking a treat.

        No mercy; none deserving.
        Dec 18, 2018
    15. samkfj
      samkfj
      Are you on the square? Are you on the level?
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        @MushroomCake28 That's super meta... There's actually a song called Into the Matrix by a group called Infected Mushroom. Maybe you know it.
        Dec 18, 2018
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      4. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
        I had no idea hahaha xD. It's an incredible coincidence (especially since the avatar @Finnuval made for me looks like an infected mushroom).
        Dec 18, 2018
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Not a bad song either haha.
        Dec 18, 2018
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    16. samkfj
      samkfj
      That was the best 9 hour smoke break I ever took.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Usually it's just me there. But for the past few months, it's just free money.
        Dec 17, 2018
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      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        bring rpg maker there then.
        Dec 17, 2018
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Hmm I bet I could... I have to beat dusk first though hee hee.
        Dec 17, 2018
    17. samkfj
      samkfj
      Another boring night at work... At least my forklift racing title still belongs to me. Fastest engine in the West.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        And I have never watched so much football in my life...

        Too bad I'm a baseball fan.
        Dec 17, 2018
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      3. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        There any openings where you work? Your statuses make it sound so relaxed I'm almost tempted to check Texas out.
        Dec 18, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I'll take a look! With the holidays it might be a wait though.
        Dec 18, 2018
    18. samkfj
      samkfj
      Here at work... Playing video games on my workstation. Found sandwiches and cookies. I eat better here than at home.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Now... Am on the phone with a woman with a beautiful voice! I take it back. Today is not so bad after all!
        Dec 16, 2018
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      3. David Lister
        David Lister
        Beautiful voice. Awww... ...I've a soft spot... ...oh, my. Same here in regard to food at work. Tons of food, drinks and snacks - all of it bad for you, though. :( I eat well at home, but the food is healthy. :)
        Dec 16, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oh yes. A beautiful voice is my bane. I eat way too healthy myself haha, a little bit of snacking here at work should be okay though hee hee.
        Dec 16, 2018
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    19. samkfj
      samkfj
      Guess no San Antonio this weekend. Forced to work both days. Just gonna sit in my office and play Dusk.
      1. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        Is dusk a good game to play ?
        Dec 15, 2018
      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        I love it!
        Dec 15, 2018
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    20. samkfj
      samkfj
      Gonna be adding more modern MV things to my resource thread pretty soon. So be on the lookout if you dare.
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      3. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        I can only imagine lol
        Dec 14, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Also, want to work on more lighthearted things; like little plants and flowers. Also, want to make more playground toys.

        I can be soft sometimes.
        Dec 14, 2018
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      5. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        Yeah, on very rare occasions huh :p
        Dec 14, 2018
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Nov 20, 1984 (Age: 34)
    Home Page:
    https://www.bugpowderassembly.com/
    Location:
    Dallas, Texas
    Occupation:
    Writer, truck driver, thug for hire
    About Me:
    I belong to the light, I belong to the thunder.
    First Language:
    English
    Primarily Uses:
    RMMV
    Interests:
    yes
    Discord - samkfj#4042
    Steam - S.A.M. ^KFJ
    PS4 - samkfj

    I'm a punk rocker that decided one day to stop learning linguistics in college, and instead learn to create video games. Hardly used my education in game design--'til now. Oh--yeah, I've worked on a few games, some that never went past the planning stage and one that managed to go onto mobile... but I figured if I wanted anything done--I had to do it myself.

    I speak English, Spanish, German and French (only--I haven't had much of an opportunity to speak French in a long while... but I can still read it well enough.) I always wanted to be a translator.

    Always up for talkin', and oh yeah, I can talk a lot. Message me, add me to discord, do what ya feel.

    I make little things for my game and give them to people, y'all can have 'em; no strings.

    Have D&D and Starfinder that I play with my pals every Saturday, message me if you ever wanna come play. Also, helping with a 7 Days to Die server (based in California) if anyone would like to join; ask me for details.

    I like to talk. I said that already--but it's true. I've had a very--colorful life and background, makes me who I am. I cannot apologize about it, nor will I.

    Hope to see ya again, y'all take care!

    Love ya, 'til tomorrow.

    -Sam

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