samkfj
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samkfj

Bug Powder, Male, from Dallas, Texas

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Two of my minions at work are pissed at each other--because of politics... this is why politics shouldn't be discussed, can we just smoke? Aug 20, 2019

    1. samkfj
      samkfj
      Storm's comin'. Anyone out in DFW be careful. Tornado watch.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        @mlogan we're under flood and tornado watch until 7 tomorrow morning. Hopefully y'all won't be under that too.
        Dec 1, 2018
      3. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        That stuff only happens in Texas doesn't it? :p Lucky the heroes are big to huh ;)
        Dec 1, 2018
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      4. mlogan
        mlogan
        Thanks, it’s past us already it seems. Stay safe.
        Dec 1, 2018
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    2. samkfj
      samkfj
      Gonna try to quit smoking. Let's see how far that goes.
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      3. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        It might help you because people there are professional. I know it is a stigma to ask other for help in Texas.
        Nov 29, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Perhaps, but not for nicotine. That's reserved for people that greatly need help. I just want to be healthier.
        Nov 29, 2018
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      5. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        @samkfj, you can stop for yourself. That is great news.
        Nov 29, 2018
    3. samkfj
      samkfj
      Slowly but surely, my office at work is becoming my new home. Have speakers, treats, and games. Just need a bed.
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      3. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
        You lucky man :p
        Nov 28, 2018
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      4. punchybot
        punchybot
        Where do peeps find these jobs I hear about things like this a lot!
        Nov 28, 2018
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      5. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        samkfj, you are just doing your job. You are not doing anything wrong. Why all of those people have so creative mind of what did after your boss left.
        Nov 29, 2018
    4. samkfj
      samkfj
      Think I had too many red bulls.
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      2. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        There have been reports of people being rushed to the hospital because of energy drinks. They are packed full of sugar, which is why you're feeling like you are. I get it, you feel like you need energy, but drinking too much of them just isn't good.
        Nov 26, 2018
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah I don't doubt that. I felt like utter sheep. I still do.
        Nov 26, 2018
      4. punchybot
        punchybot
        Just drink more Ovaltine.
        Nov 27, 2018
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    5. samkfj
      samkfj
      I finally got my piano! I still need a stand for it; it's on the dinner table right now. It's huge too.
      1. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
        What kind of piano?
        Nov 25, 2018
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      2. FleshToDust
        FleshToDust
        Congrats! Now you can beethoven it up!
        Nov 25, 2018
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    6. samkfj
      samkfj
      I honestly forgot--how good canned ham really is. Don't judge... am hungry.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oh hell naw--you'll get shot using good chili on dogs. Makes me wanna make some hot dogs now...
        Nov 24, 2018
      3. OnslaughtSupply
        OnslaughtSupply
        I know right, I think I screwed up bro. I ain't going to the stores today. Might be a frito pie kinda day
        Nov 24, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        ZOMG--I completely forgot about frito pies--how on earth could I forget that... that's it, I gotta do it now.
        Nov 24, 2018
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    7. samkfj
      samkfj
      Thankful for Little Caesars this holiday. Unfortunately, I have no family this year, so do what you gotta do.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I don't mind it. I'd been doing it for so long now. When my family does get together though, I love to cook for them. Might go out barhopping with my pals later though.
        Nov 23, 2018
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      4. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        Whiskey and ham sandwiches tonight. Normally I do my grocery shopping on Thursdays...forgot it was thanksgiving so I'm on sandwiches, potatoes and canned goods til Saturday.
        Nov 23, 2018
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        That in itself is pretty festive. I got my wild turkey here just in case haha.
        Nov 23, 2018
    8. samkfj
      samkfj
      Using my girlös computer to tell yall happy thanksgiving. My PC is doing repairs right now. Now to clean my garäge!
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Dont mind the typos... German keyboad is way different to my Murrican one.
        Nov 23, 2018
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I found... a lot of great stuff! Moved a lot of stuff out and looks a lot better now! Its gonna look great once I get my instruments set up :D
        Nov 23, 2018
    9. samkfj
      samkfj
      I keep hearing creepy noises in and around my little office...
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I hope not... I haven't eaten since 1. It's past 9:30 now.

        But it sounded like someone is tapping on the Windows with a pen. I can't see anything because the windows are tinted really dark.
        Nov 22, 2018
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      4. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        not a pen... magic wand :p
        Nov 22, 2018
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well I won't have to worry until next week.
        Nov 22, 2018
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    10. samkfj
      samkfj
      So my co-workers are beginning to steal my words and phrases. I feel loved.
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      2. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        That phase did your co-workers steal from you if you do not mind I am being intrusive.
        Nov 22, 2018
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        They're always saying ' alrighty' 'tell ya what' and others. I say those a lot, but now they're saying ' you're killing me smalls' I say that all the time haha.
        Nov 22, 2018
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      4. punchybot
        punchybot
        I'll tell ya what, you're killing me smalls. Alrighty?
        Nov 22, 2018
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    11. samkfj
      samkfj
      Gonna start a new dnd campaign--I rolled 4 16s, an 18 and a 17. They made me leader. Gonna make a useless character.
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      2. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        Could, but the game I made it for capped those fighters at level 4, and they could never advance beyond that. So my poor fighter was stuck at 25 HP and level 4, and everyone else was at levels 6 or 7 in the late game.
        Nov 21, 2018
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      3. RetroExcellent
        RetroExcellent
        that doesn't sound like a good GM XD
        Nov 21, 2018
      4. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        It was the old D and D 1st ed rules though, supposedly to balance out the fact that non humans can multi-class. Plus it was for a computer game, so no GM, just 1's and 0's.
        Nov 21, 2018
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    12. samkfj
      samkfj
      Someone ordered cookies to my house I assume for my birthday. Too bad no one's gonna open the door.
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      3. Vance Raehart
        Vance Raehart
        i hope weaboos with cp get to be a cellmate with John Mongrel
        Nov 21, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        That's really bad though... But at least he got caught. Hopefully he's still in the pen rotting away.
        Nov 21, 2018
      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        One thing... I have no idea who ordered them, can only be two people. My mom... Or my ex. One will have poison the other probably extra sprinkles.
        Nov 21, 2018
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      2. Matseb2611
        Matseb2611
        Nice! Next one we need is a heavy metal version of the happy birthday song. XD
        Nov 20, 2018
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I could not agree more!
        Nov 20, 2018
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      4. RetroExcellent
        RetroExcellent
        I am right there with you, I stopped really caring about my birthday when I turned 18 and realized no one really cared about it either lol.
        Nov 20, 2018
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    14. samkfj
      samkfj
      Wanted to go to the gym today--decided I wanted to eat instead :D
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oh yeah--I know that feeling. It is very nice to exercise with someone else. I'd been so used to doing it alone for years, but bringing someone else is always best, especially when they're all pretty doing it :)
        Nov 19, 2018
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      3. Tw0Face
        Tw0Face
        Way better than actually going to the gym while you completely forgot to eat anything during the whole day.
        Nov 19, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Sadly--I do that every day -_-

        Well not that I forget to eat--but that I eat my only meal during my break at work then by the time I get out, am hungry--but have to work out... but at least the food tastes so much better... and earned!
        Nov 19, 2018
    15. samkfj
      samkfj
      Will be playing Starfinder this evening (11pm CST) if anyone is interested in coming to see/play. PM me. I'll be around.
      1. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        have fun :)
        Nov 18, 2018
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        For sure :)
        Nov 18, 2018
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    16. samkfj
      samkfj
      Gonna go to the music shop in a few. Gonna look at the pianos again. Last time I was there I was so close to buying another guitar.
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        For me--music is a culmination of everything great. Nothing else can compare to just sitting and creating a song. Even if no one else ever hears it. It beats every other vice... including sex haha. Well--depends.
        Nov 18, 2018
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      4. David Lister
        David Lister
        It's true! There's nothing [and I mean nothing(!), as you suggested] better than the feeling you get from music - and especially the process and reward of creating your own. That's my story, anyway. I'll be composing until the end. The good news is that composers get even better in their 60's and 70's, so the best is yet to come!
        Nov 18, 2018
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      5. samkfj
        samkfj
        True that, bro. I don't think I'll ever be what I would consider "good" but I have fun. Once I get my piano, I'll be back on track.
        Nov 18, 2018
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    17. samkfj
      samkfj
      Friday. Doesn't feel like it.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah true. They also tasked me with something dangerous so it might be my last Friday
        Nov 17, 2018
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Was tasked with getting a forklift off a flatbed. I had the idea to use two forklifts to hold it up and have the driver pull out. Love when my plans work. Enough excitement for one day.

        Nov 17, 2018
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      4. Shaz
        Shaz
        Genius!
        Nov 17, 2018
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    18. samkfj
      samkfj
      Someone make a musical number about the joys of baking or grand larceny. Your choice.
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      3. slimmmeiske2
        slimmmeiske2
        In a way, isn't that what Sweeney Todd is about. The joys of baking? :p
        Nov 16, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I do not think I have ever seen it... but isn't that the guy that kills people and---oh wait... nvm.
        Nov 16, 2018
      5. David Lister
        David Lister
        @slimmmeiske2 Ha, ha!! Sweeney Todd was the first thing that came to mind as well. :D I'm all about the strange and bizarre, but Sweeney Todd takes the cake (or is it "pie?" :p ) when it comes to diabolical weirdness. I love musicals, but I'll pass on the story on this one... :D
        Nov 18, 2018
    19. samkfj
      samkfj
      Came up with a few melodies, and I came up with this one right as I was falling asleep at my keyboard... I really need a piano.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well--I do use one called Soundtrap, it's like FLStudio, but it's totally online... but in reality... I miss playing the piano :'( it's my favorite instrument. I kinda just want one to play it again.

        When I clean my garage--I'll post a picture of all my instruments :D
        Nov 15, 2018
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        I honestly have--a lot of instruments. I have a guitar, 2 bass guitars, a drum set, and once I get my piano, I'll have that too... and all the corresponding amplifiers.

        Just need to find a singer and I can start my own band! omg... thank you @Isabella Ava you've given me a plethora of ideas!
        Nov 15, 2018
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      4. Isabella Ava
        Isabella Ava
        Great to hear that = )
        Nov 15, 2018
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    20. samkfj
      samkfj
      Anyone play borderlands 2? I know it's kinda old but I got back into it.
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      3. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        Happy music making :)
        Nov 15, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Hopefully, yes! I still really need to get a piano soon. Waiting for black Friday deals.
        Nov 15, 2018
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      5. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        Im sure you can manage without ;) but here is to hoping on a crazy good deal for you :)
        Nov 15, 2018
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