samkfj
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samkfj

Bug Powder, Male, from Dallas, Texas

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Wanted to say hello--and miss y'all. Hope you're doin' well. Except you @Poryg <3 Apr 29, 2019

    1. samkfj
      samkfj
      Wanted to try something new. Check it out.
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      2. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        @Philosophus Vagus you need flashplayer enabled (and it's voice only) I had it not show up at first for that reason
        Nov 14, 2018
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oooh it's flash... That explains why I can't see it on my phone. Can't use my work station either, net is monitored.
        Nov 14, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        I've been told my voice doesn't match my face... whatever that means--but it sounds strange to hear myself through a recording. Maybe it was that I was cold or that my phone's quality is horrendous... but I thought I sounded less nasally than what was recorded :/
        Nov 14, 2018
    2. samkfj
      samkfj
      I will never get used to the Dallas cold. Being in South Texas most of my life... Makes you miss the constant heat.
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      3. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        For me the opposite is true. After suffering a sunstroke years ago heat and I don't mix well
        Nov 13, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Oh--well that's not good, not in the slightest. The sun makes the body do crazy things.
        Nov 13, 2018
      5. RetroExcellent
        RetroExcellent
        Texans don't do well with cold lol. I'm looking forward to the heat when I move there in a few months.
        Nov 13, 2018
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    3. samkfj
      samkfj
      Never thought Stan Lee would die...
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      3. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        @Mystic_Enigma he was rushed to hospital on monday and died, no cause of death given yet as Far as I know
        Nov 13, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Terrible. Never know how much time you have... But it's never enough.
        Nov 13, 2018
      5. Finnuval
        Finnuval
        @samkfj well, at least he did achieve immortality in a way... he'll never be forgotten that's for sure
        Nov 13, 2018
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    4. samkfj
      samkfj
      Updating my website a little bit. It's coming along, all I can do now is keep adding things as they come.
    5. samkfj
      samkfj
      Today, one hundred years ago--World War I ended. Crazy. Happy Veteran's Day.
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        I'm not sure, too much world tension.
        Nov 11, 2018
      3. Isabella Ava
        Isabella Ava
        You'd better grind your level from now
        Nov 11, 2018
      4. cabfe
        cabfe
        Tensions, but overall, a lot less wars.
        Nov 11, 2018
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    6. samkfj
      samkfj
      Found Ecto Cooler vape liquid. Life is grand.
    7. samkfj
      samkfj
      Pushing my girl to exercise with me--she's angry, but she'll thank me in a few months.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well, I always exercise but--ohhh... wait... now I get it!
        Nov 9, 2018
      3. Faye Valentine
        Faye Valentine
        I need someone like you in my life though! Too lazy to excercise by my own...
        Nov 9, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Ya just need to find something you enjoy. I've been boxing and doing mixed martial arts since I was a teenager; I fell in love with it. I still have my golden glove award when I was given the title :'( makes me sad to look at it, but gives me fond memories of beating the snot out of everyone else.
        Nov 9, 2018
    8. samkfj
      samkfj
      Woken up to the sounds of someone arguing. Old boy sounded really angry. My neighbor never gets angry--I should be nosy.
      1. MushroomCake28
        MushroomCake28
        Ability "Master Gossip" unlocked! You can now invoke any reason to justify being nosy!
        Nov 9, 2018
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Helps to have 18 charisma.
        Nov 9, 2018
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    9. samkfj
      samkfj
      So--someone keeps trying to hack my twitter... I don't have a twitter.
      1. samkfj
        samkfj
        Okay--that's incorrect. I do have one... but I never used it, except maybe once back in 2008? If they want to hack it, that's fine I guess?
        Nov 8, 2018
      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Okay nevermind... I took it back. Decided they can't have my stuff.
        Nov 8, 2018
    10. samkfj
      samkfj
      If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        True that. But I'll tell ya... I didn't get to make my bed this afternoon... So the point is now moot.
        Nov 8, 2018
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        Well, you'll begin tomorrow... A motto of experts in losing weight :D
        Nov 8, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Ugh man... I've been trying to bulk up but I keep losing. And I was chasing bunnies and fell and injured myself. Maybe I should just make the bed after all and cry in it.
        Nov 8, 2018
    11. samkfj
      samkfj
      Woke up--with a very stiff back and the smell of onions permeating the air... only there's no onions anywhere.
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      2. evmaster
        evmaster
        That sounds like a medical condition. Might want to search your symptoms up...
        Nov 7, 2018
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Well last night I did kinda fall into a bunny hole while running. As for the onions no idea.
        Nov 7, 2018
      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Found what was causing the onion smell--apparently... I missed a trash bag in the garage and it was next to the intake... gross.
        Nov 7, 2018
    12. samkfj
      samkfj
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      2. UNphiltered_khaos
        UNphiltered_khaos
        I've seen some strange sheep in the sky, but I'm not ready to say "Aliens!" just yet. (Though, come on, it's not impossible that SOMETHING is out there.)
        Nov 6, 2018
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        It's the Drake Equation vs. The Fermi Paradox. Probability vs evidence. The solution is in the word. UFO - Unidentified Flying Object. We may never find aliens--but we'll never know.
        Nov 6, 2018
      4. SpaceBot
        SpaceBot
        < insert x files theme >
        Nov 6, 2018
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    13. samkfj
      samkfj
      Brushed my teeth, drank orange juice--sorcery. What just happened to my mouth
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Drinking while on my way to work... Omg was awful,I thought it had turned. Got so mad I was fixing to throw it. Looked it up online and learned of the dangers yuck
        Nov 6, 2018
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      3. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        Better that way than to drink the juice and then brush away your enamel at least. Small positives.
        Nov 6, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Could be better, could be worse.
        Nov 6, 2018
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    14. samkfj
      samkfj
      Anything that is not an elephant--is irrelephant.
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        I cannot sleep on lunch breaks. I need at least two hours of sleep in my current state before I can wake up. If someone tries to wake me up before that, even if it looks I'm awake, I am not. I really hope I can get into day shifts or get used to it, because I'd be forced to quit otherwise.
        Nov 5, 2018
      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Yeah, do what you have to. It's tough, I can't lie about that. Use dark glasses for sleep or one of them soft eye mask things, turn off or mute your phone, tell everyone that might call you to just not do it, make your room cold as possible, don't drink caffeine too late, make your room dark. If you can get on days it would be a lot better, keep trying for that too.
        Nov 5, 2018
      4. Poryg
        Poryg
        Or I can just try to find a way so that nobody can look me in the eyes :D Sunglasses are out of the question though for obvious reasons.
        Nov 5, 2018
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    15. samkfj
      samkfj
      Remember to turn your clocks back--those affected by DST. Or well... they kinda do it automatically now these days. Know what--nvm.
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      2. SpaceBot
        SpaceBot
        I wish people would take it out of context and I could see mass amounts of people falling backwards for no reason.
        Nov 4, 2018
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      3. samkfj
        samkfj
        Maybe it's that am tired--but that just totally blew my mind. I cannot breathe at the moment from laughter. Well played.
        Nov 4, 2018
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      4. SpaceBot
        SpaceBot
        You're welcome lmfao
        Nov 4, 2018
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    16. samkfj
      samkfj
      OH yeah! Diablo Immortal! I can't wait for--oh... no--no-no-no...
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    17. samkfj
      samkfj
      Had a nightmare I was in Fallout 76... and it turned out to be good.
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      2. samkfj
        samkfj
        Any reason why you stopped? To be honest... I stopped too. I didn't like the story... I have no idea how it ends, and really--I don't care either, sadly. I do have to say--Wasteland 2 was really good. A little campy and tried a bit too hard with it's humor, but a great adventure.
        Nov 4, 2018
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      3. Kwerty
        Kwerty
        would say I enjoyed maybe 20% of my time on it. The story did not engage me at all. I just didn’t care what happened and every time I picked it up I found myself bored and frustrated. life’s too short. But like I said I really struggle to del games without completing them first. At the moment I’m going through senuas sacrifice, then dishonoured 2 then shadow of colossus before I move on to wasteland :)
        Nov 4, 2018
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      4. samkfj
        samkfj
        Good list ya got there, godspeed to you, and have fun :D
        Nov 4, 2018
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    18. samkfj
      samkfj
      Got home, girl told me she ran out of candy... started giving away green tea instead.
      1. samkfj
        Nov 1, 2018
    19. samkfj
      samkfj
      Happy New Year!
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    20. samkfj
      samkfj
      First day back at work... And someone trashed my office and ate my cheezits. There will be blood.
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    November 20
    Home Page:
    https://www.bugpowderassembly.com/
    Location:
    Dallas, Texas
    Occupation:
    Writer, truck driver, thug for hire
    About Me:
    I belong to the light, I belong to the thunder.
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    English
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