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When you do demo, tile and grout for 16 hours and your boss shows up and gets angry that you're tired(You look tired. You didn't complain.) Aug 22, 2019 at 1:59 PM

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    1. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      It's rarely that I don't know how to do it. It's that I can think of 8 ways to do it, and don't feel like trying all 8 ><
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      3. Poryg
        Poryg
        C, C++ and Java have a lot of syntactical similarities, so it's only natural that Javascript tries to look like them as they're used a ton. If you ask me, I hate python's syntax, because even though it forces you to indent, I find the curly brackets easier to read.
        Jul 22, 2019
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      4. HexMozart88
        HexMozart88
        Python and Ruby are good for if you don't know any other languages. I never really bothered to learn much RGSS because its syntax is virtually unrecognizable.
        Jul 23, 2019
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      5. Poryg
        Poryg
        True, not to mention, with node.js we are now getting our hands on a really powerful tool that uses JS syntax. So Ruby on Rails is losing on popularity. Python still maintains its, because it's useful in data analysis and machine learning.
        Jul 23, 2019
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    2. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      I don't about you, but for me, a good sneeze is amazing. Gotta come in pairs. If I don't get my second sneeze, I feel robbed.
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      3. Wavelength
        Wavelength
        I generally only get 1, but dayum, do I feel like a new man afterwards!
        Jul 19, 2019
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      4. mylafter
        mylafter
        If you feel robbed not getting that second sneeze, how do you feel when you're about to sneeze the first time but it doesn't happen?
        Jul 19, 2019
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      5. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        @mylafter don't you talk about those! We don't talk about that here.
        Jul 19, 2019
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    3. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      Some days I feel like I'm on bridge 4. Show me some solidarity-spren.
    4. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      Narrowly avoided an 18 hour work day. Thank you, sun, for beating down on my boss and tiring him out early.
      1. Ryisunique likes this.
    5. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      Today, on Two Narcissists and A Chump, will Chump be able to land the programming job, or will he continue to work for the Narcissists?
      1. Mystic_Enigma
        Mystic_Enigma
        I hope this episode isn't a downer like the last one!
        Jul 16, 2019
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      2. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        For the last time, that episode was part-two of a two-parter - you gotta go back another episode!
        Jul 16, 2019
    6. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      Watched two new tutorials by @Poryg last night. Awesome, aspiring scripters should check them out
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    7. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      My boss tried to give me relationship advice. He's 30 and has never had a relationship longer than 3 months. I smell some more r/whoosh...
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      2. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        I can't really give context. But I can elaborate a bit. He gave advice that I understood, but I don't think he understood why it made no sense, and why the advice he gave refuted itself.
        Jul 11, 2019
      3. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        Point is, I just wanted to get something off my chest, and I told him that from the start. So here's some advice from anyone who wants to listen. Sometimes, when someone is venting, it's just because the tongue is the quickest exit from the heart. People don't always want you to fix their problem. They just want you to listen, and let them know you hear them
        Jul 11, 2019
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      4. Nantas
        Nantas
        The thing is, males are often willing to fix other's problems when they learn there are some. Girls tend to be more about listening. But that's all question of how you were raised and who you want to be.
        Jul 11, 2019
    8. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      I love watching cringe, and today I've been watching otherkin cringe. Haha why are they all dragons, wolves or faeries?!?! Haha silly Earth.
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      3. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        Yeah, you can't just cherry pick your kin. People have to start being more honest with their kinselves.
        Jul 10, 2019
      4. Darth Equus
        Darth Equus
        While we're at it, why not algae-kin? Mold-kin? Bacteria-kin! Virus-kin! Heck, even PRION-KIN!
        Jul 10, 2019
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      5. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        If you can identify as something that you are physically not, then it is no more nuts to identify as anything you wish to be. Therefor if otherkin are not legitimate than no identity that contradicts biology is from a logical standpoint, it's either all a social construct or it isn't. I identify as Donald Trump, but the bigoted banks won't let me into his...er...my accounts.
        Jul 10, 2019
    9. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      No matter what happens to you in life, remember, you weren't in the Highlander movies, so you haven't hit rock bottom. Keep your head up,
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      2. BlueMage
        BlueMage
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        ( • - •) Pencil?
        / >✎... It cost only 1 like
        Jul 9, 2019
      3. Windows i7
        Windows i7
        Even if you do hit rock bottom, that means the only direction to go from there is up. There is always hope.
        Jul 9, 2019
      4. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        Oh boy...and here I thought there could be only one...
        Jul 10, 2019
    10. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      One more day under my belt. Life can be surprisingly long.
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      2. Windows i7
        Windows i7
        It can also be surprisingly short, so try to make the most of it.
        Jul 8, 2019
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      3. standardplayer
        Jul 8, 2019
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    11. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      My health metrics are looking really good, I'm only iffy on 2 of 13 stats. Now time for a Big Mac and a 20 piece. Murica!
    12. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      Haven't had cable in years, all streaming over here. Venture Bros just put up their new season Thursday, can't stop laughing. I missed this.
    13. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      I need to cut my hair, because I don't trust other adult males with long hair. Also, sometimes I drive my boss's windowless white work van.
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      2. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        @Windows i7 where was this? Not saying you are lying but I've never once heard long hair personifying homosexuality. I've heard the opposite with women with short haircuts being assumed lesbians but growing up in the bible belt the reason my grandmother hated when I started growing my hair out was always the bible verse that states "does not nature itself teach that for a man to wear long hair is a disgrace to him."
        Jul 4, 2019
      3. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        not any stigma over homosexual connotations. I'm just curious, pretty well traveled but have never heard of the two being equated like that.
        Jul 4, 2019
      4. Windows i7
        Windows i7
        @Philosophus Vagus it was in Corpus Christi Texas around 2001 or so. Homophobic slurs were often directed at guys with long hair in my experience.
        Jul 5, 2019
    14. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      What if it turned out that this forum was the real game, and the RPG and VN Makers were just minigames and DLC?
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      2. BlueMage
        BlueMage
        Is this a riddle?
        Jul 3, 2019
      3. FleshToDust
        FleshToDust
        Then I'd say I suck at this game.
        Jul 4, 2019
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      4. Windows i7
        Windows i7
        Life is the real game... with real consequences.
        Jul 5, 2019
    15. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      As sensitive as some people are, I'm surprised RPG's don't typically have a 'feelings' gauge like HP and MP. Think I just got a game idea ^^
      1. NeoFantasy
        NeoFantasy
        I tried implementing that in a previous game, it would affect how party members would react and interact with the main character.
        Jul 2, 2019
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      2. SepulcherGeist
        SepulcherGeist
        I'm working on both a friendship system and a "sanity" system for my own game, and the sanity will be a gauge like HP.
        Jul 2, 2019
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      3. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        I of course presented this idea somewhat in jest, but I actually do like a good bit of humor in games, if it doesn't change up the tone too much.
        Jul 2, 2019
    16. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      Saved by the Bell 3: Slater's Revenge (The first two were on Famicom and Super Famicom, respectively.)
    17. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      Sometimes......sometimes, internet male to internet female interactions, even here on the forums....ohhhhh they make me cringe.
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      3. PaladinJessa
        PaladinJessa
        Good. Gosh. You think those are bad, you should see what goes on in private messages sometime. (Thankfully havent had that issue on this site yet)
        Jun 30, 2019
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      4. PaladinJessa
        PaladinJessa
        @shockra I dont think its got anything to do with being an idiot... just a lack of understanding how to act. Confidence, not arrogance. Respect, not worship. etc etc.
        Jun 30, 2019
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      5. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        Lol look fellas, being a guy doesn't make you an awkward creep. Being awkward and creepy does. Also, in general, self-effacement almost always indicates neck-beardery
        Jun 30, 2019
    18. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      I've heard of flat earthers, but I just found out space-deniers exist! Hahahahaha it's right there you chuckleheads! I love life XD
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      3. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        @FleshToDust wouldn't it suck if they were the people who turned out to be right? Like what if that's really how it all ends? That last cow fart that pushes us over the edge. 'The fart heard around the world'....
        Jun 29, 2019
      4. FleshToDust
        FleshToDust
        *Imagines earth with massive cloud of smelly cow farts hovering*
        It had to end some way but... Not like this... No... Not like this...
        Jun 29, 2019
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      5. Poryg
        Poryg
        I'm not stupid, luckily. I don't deny the existence of space... I deny the existence of Ctrl-Alt-Delete!
        Jun 30, 2019
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    19. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      Hey Avast! Maybe you don't kill my Visual Studio programs, and I don't switch to AVG.
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      3. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        @Mrs_Allykat I've read that, a lot of developers say Defender + Malwarebytes is a nice safe combo. I'm too cheap to pay for it, though
        Jun 29, 2019
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      4. Mrs_Allykat
        Mrs_Allykat
        Spybot is a good alternative for helping keep spyware off of your computer too. It's generally free. But, oh my lord, it slows up boot time. I have a copy, but I keep it on a pendrive, so I only update/use it every now and then.
        Jun 29, 2019
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      5. FleshToDust
        FleshToDust
        I don't even use an antivirus but adblock works for the most part. Lot of viruses comes from ads.
        Jun 29, 2019
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    20. standardplayer
      standardplayer
      Every article I read on dealing with people who have NPD seems like instructions on how to enjoy having Stockholm Syndrome.
      1. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        What's going on? A war's going on.
        Jun 28, 2019
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