standardplayer

Keeper of Kitties

Getting married today, 12 hours from now! Sep 14, 2019 at 1:33 PM

standardplayer was last seen:: Sep 15, 2019 at 4:31 PM

1. standardplayer
  I am so covered in spackle right now. Somebody sand me so i can jump into a barrel of primer.
  
  Mar 5, 2019
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  2. Golden Unicorn Gaming
    sounds like fun
    
    Mar 5, 2019
2. standardplayer
  When people say "on a scale of x to y' and then give a value that is just outside of the scale, I want to punch them in the throat.
  
  Mar 4, 2019
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  3. lianderson
    From a scale of 1 to 10, how much does this bother you?
    
    Mar 4, 2019
    
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  4. standardplayer
    I'd put it at around 14
    
    Mar 4, 2019
    
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  5. cabfe
    It's over 9000!
    
    Mar 4, 2019
3. standardplayer
  Ever have an AWESOME day at work and then have your drunk idiot of a boss manage to ruin it right before you walk out the door?
  
  Mar 3, 2019
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  2. Windows i7
    I've never had that kind of boss fortunately.
    
    Mar 3, 2019
4. standardplayer
  One of those days. Now, it's gonna be one of those weekends, which means it will be one of those weeks ><
  
  Mar 2, 2019
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  3. standardplayer
    Oh I get restless very easily, I crave time off but if I get more than 2 days I have no idea what to do.
    
    Mar 2, 2019
    
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  4. Sharm
    I get that way when I finish a project, so I know the feeling. But when I start a new project I suddenly remember all the other things I wanted to do with that free time.
    
    Mar 2, 2019
    
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  5. Engr. Adiktuzmiko
    Yeah, I also tend to want time off when I work but when I get too much time off I feel lost...
    
    Mar 2, 2019
    
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5. standardplayer
  Geldart Heartwaft and the Search For the Solid Gold Unicorn
  
  Mar 1, 2019
6. standardplayer
  @OmnislashXX @samkfj @Finnuval @Sauteed_Onion @BadLittleSeed, we are habitual status updaters. I'm not saying we have a problem.
  
  Feb 28, 2019
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  3. standardplayer
    Just you, your harmonica and your RPG Maker status updates. It's a lonely road...
    
    Feb 28, 2019
    
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  4. samkfj
    Can't complain. They were sorry friends anyway. Much prefer y'all on here any day. My girl still asks me to come back and play. I always say sure I'll gladly come back to do mining and herbs for y'all to make stuff and not get invited to do any content. She stopped asking hahaha.
    
    Feb 28, 2019
    
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  5. standardplayer
    Both times I got into, I got in with a really good Free Company, quite at random. It wasn't hard at all to find people to do content, I felt really lucky both times. I love mining lol, I always just made a ton of money on the markets. That was pretty much the game to me
    
    Feb 28, 2019
    
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7. standardplayer
  Doing demo can be a drag, until I find that sweet, beautiful copper. Then it's like I drank a gallon of 5 hour energy
  
  Feb 27, 2019
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  3. standardplayer
    Giorgio? The guy that pronounces it 'Exxa' Terrestrials?
    
    Feb 27, 2019
    
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  4. samkfj
    Oh god--that wasn't all that funny--but it made me crack up so bad--I should get to bed.
    
    Feb 27, 2019
    
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  5. samkfj
    Naw it was funny--who'm I kiddin'.
    
    Feb 27, 2019
    
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8. standardplayer
  If you've ever taken online OSHA certs, I salute you.
  
  Feb 27, 2019
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  3. PixelHeart
    @Philosophus Vagus - x_x ... my last fastfood job in a nutshell. Gawd, I dont miss that. Every work place should be safe ans healthful, especially places involved in food prep, but there were just some things that were unavoidable working there... I just went with the flow, while trying to keep things as up to code as I could with what boss guy gave me :/ .
    
    Feb 27, 2019
    
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  4. standardplayer
    I like that they exist, I wish they could do more. I'm all about safety, and my job sites have a ton of hazards. OSHA is just too small :/
    
    Feb 27, 2019
    
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  5. samkfj
    Unionize.
    
    Feb 27, 2019
    
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9. standardplayer
  I could watch Chris Hansen grill scumbags every hour of every day and die a happy man. When that binder comes out....
  
  Feb 26, 2019
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  3. standardplayer
    There's a drinking game of it?
    
    Feb 26, 2019
  4. samkfj
    Yup. Look it up if ya get bird.
    
    Feb 26, 2019
  5. Neo_Kum0rius_6000
    Chris Hansen is a good man!
    
    Feb 26, 2019
    
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10. standardplayer
  Just found out a place down the street from me serves stuffed burgers. I don't know what that means, but I'm eating it.
  
  Feb 25, 2019
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  3. standardplayer
    My stepmother couldn't cook to save her life. We had a freezer full of deer once, and she didn't understand the concept of lean meat. We ate burnt deer nuggets for months.
    
    Feb 25, 2019
    
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  4. standardplayer
    And by freezer full I mean standalone freezer, the Suze of a standard fridge
    
    Feb 25, 2019
    
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  5. Philosophus Vagus
    My mom couldn't cook either, I had to learn how to do it myself from an early age from my grandmom (then mom just stopped cooking entirely). Such a waste of deer though, you can make good nuggets out of the backstrap if you bread them in panko crumbs and fry them up but that doesn't really work for the rest of it. If she can't cook I take it she didn't even fry them, did she?
    
    Feb 25, 2019
    
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11. standardplayer
  My company's spreadsheets are horrendous. Working on a prototype 'program' now and loving it, this type of stuff is how I learned to code
  
  Feb 24, 2019
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12. standardplayer
  Snake, press the action button to break the fourth wall and ruin the immersion we spent hours trying to create.
  
  Feb 23, 2019
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  2. OmnislashXX
    Snake? Snake! SNAAAKE!
    
    Feb 24, 2019
    
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  3. Poryg
    Hiss!
    
    Feb 24, 2019
    
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13. standardplayer
  Everytime I make a decision, I ask myself, "How would I explain this to Judge Judy, and would I sound dumb?" Keeps me out of trouble
  
  Feb 22, 2019
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  2. The Stranger
    I think she'd chew you out regardless. xD
    
    Feb 22, 2019
    
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  3. standardplayer
    You gotta keep your eye on the bailiff, he knows when she's about to snap. When he shakes his head, it's already too late
    
    Feb 22, 2019
    
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  4. OmnislashXX
    It wouldn't matter. She finds the "dumb" in everybody.
    
    Feb 22, 2019
    
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14. standardplayer
  rpgmakerweb
  
  Feb 21, 2019
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  2. standardplayer
    Come for the forums, stay for the status updates.
    
    Feb 21, 2019
    
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  3. OmnislashXX
    Tomorrow, they release another soundtrack.
    
    Feb 21, 2019
15. standardplayer
  When you get home from work, and find a package that has been wrongfully delivered to your apartment, make sure....
  
  Feb 20, 2019
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  3. standardplayer
    @Sauteed_Onion I hope you know how much you just nailed it
    
    Feb 20, 2019
    
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  4. BadLittleSeed
    ...to save 15% on your car insurance by switching to GEICO!
    
    Feb 20, 2019
    
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  5. standardplayer
    @BadLittleSeed oh you all are spoiling me ^^
    
    Feb 20, 2019
    
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16. standardplayer
  Fact. Reese's cups are always the best consistency in the King Size.
  
  Feb 19, 2019
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  3. OmnislashXX
    I think they do that everyday. I been going to Hersheypark since I was a kid.
    
    Feb 19, 2019
    
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  4. Marquise*
    Mmmm I am missing a lot on my side of the border. Apparently you also have 2 liters of Mnt Dew Voltage too. ^^
    
    Feb 20, 2019
    
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  5. standardplayer
    @Marquise* If it's fizzy, we sell it in 2 liters XD.
    
    Feb 20, 2019
    
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17. Marquise*
  I love your kitty picture. ^^
  
  Feb 19, 2019
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  2. standardplayer
    Thank you, I wish my kitties would pose for pictures ^^
    
    Feb 19, 2019
    
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  3. Marquise*
    They could! I explained the daughter cat what a camera lens is. ^^ So when she wants she cooperate. I think the male apparently picked it up too;
    https://forums.rpgmakerweb.com/index.php?attachments/wp_20181220_09_58_42_pro-jpg.108789/
    
    Feb 19, 2019
18. standardplayer
  Finally trying RDR2, 2 hours in. This is the highest rated PS4 game? So far dialogue is awful and it's a chore to play :/ please get better.
  
  Feb 18, 2019
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  3. standardplayer
    @Sauteed_Onion nowadays, I just abbreviate stuff and assume the Internet is way ahead of me lol
    
    Feb 18, 2019
    
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  4. The Mighty Palm
    Its an amazing game and I thoroughly enjoyed it. But yeah, its pretty much a requirement that you be into the western setting to enjoy it, otherwise you should really be playing an open world more suited to you like the Witcher 3 Botw or GTA
    
    Feb 18, 2019
  5. standardplayer
    I don't like GTA or Witcher 3, don't own a Switch. Why would you say they're 'suited' to me? And it's got nothing to do with the western setting, it's the gameplay, dialogue etc that I'm questioning. I just got it today, I'm still giving it a chance.
    
    Feb 18, 2019
    
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19. standardplayer
  Fiance got me a box of chocolates, lost the 'map'. Do I give up now, or risk getting coconut? Stakes are high, folks.
  
  Feb 16, 2019
  2. samkfj
    https://www.realsimple.com/sites/default/files/1486591999/valentines-day-chocolates-infographic.jpg
    
    Feb 16, 2019
    
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  3. samkfj
    https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1175654/size/tmg-article_default_mobile.jpg
    
    Feb 16, 2019
    
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  4. standardplayer
    You just saved Valentine's Day. Exactly as it was foretold.
    
    Feb 16, 2019
    
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20. standardplayer
  Yet another awesome quote from a TV doc. "I feel like she doesn't want to do anything, and she uses her weelchair as a crutch." HA!!
  
  Feb 15, 2019
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