standardplayer

@Ms Littlefish Really? I didn't know there were different cuts. Just always heard it called bacon. Then again, I've also heard that our version of bacon isn't considered bacon in places such as America. lol.

Yep. Bacon in the UK comes from the loin while American bacon comes from the belly. American bacon is fattier which creates a crispier texture when the fat is rendered away. Bacon in the UK ends up being a thicker cut with more chew to it.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who likes scrapple. Now, scrapple and bacon......who needs something sweet? Double the salt, half your life

Is it 'Bennie's Brewing Basics' by Bennie B Bernieson? Heard that's the tutorial you need if you want to learn how to brew your own booze.

Or is it the 'How to Get Married in 12 Hours or Less' by standardplayer? Heard that's the guide to read if you're looking to settle down.

@Finnuval thank you, it went very well! And the food was AWESOME. Now I'm hungry again.

Glad to hear it and my blessings to you and your spouse

Little standardplayer growing up... no longer a player.

Proud of you bro! Who's the lucky guy?

Windows update also causes odd frame drops. I had my game drop to 2 fps while it was downloading the update

Not until Friday!

See @Mystic_Enigma is the only one being open-minded here. People going through your trash aren't automatically bad people. I just want to say hi and borrow some soap. maybe get a drink of water. Everyone just calm down.

That's not exactly a problem, nothing against those who go through trash. It's just that in my place it would be in the better case trespassing, in the worse case burglary.

And did it work?

It did!

Well, sort of. I got 'fired' today, as much as one can be when they've already found a new job, and the firing is being done out of childishness

@standardplayer Yeah life it unfair... You got a rough, man. Now I feel bad...

At least we can trust @MushroomCake28 to take care of the legal side though xD

For all the FBI agents that came across these posts, my clients are only joking. No one was murdered by my clients.

As for everyone else, I urge you not to post on this profile post since it will destroy your inbox lol.

Well here is to hoping you get a new job ASAP!

I mean.... doesn't every job have only *the nutcase boss* left, everywhere, always?

@Finnuval Thank you
@gstv87 nah....this boss is different, I promise you. I'm making crazy money and I DON'T CARE lol he's unreal. The stories I could tell.

It's not an MLM, I'm not selling anything. I'm just trying to get other people to give their soul to Devil... Umm I mean Javascript.

Yeah, i've subscribed Last Week, for someday If I want to make my projects on MV. I Actually only know RGSS3 :l

Dude, what kind of commission are you on? Does it pay well?

Sounds like your boss needs something.... Across the face

I really do hope that guy gets what's coming to him, because that's seriously messed up! You should leave, and never look back. Oh, and tip the owners off if you can...

Aren't dogs considered the property of their owner? They are here, I think. If it's the same where you are, then he has broken the law by stealing. Personally, I'd alert the police.

Yeah I hear you but wee always find time for the things we love and places we belong no matter what 'life' throws at us xD

See? Look at that, where did that even come from? That should be printed on something.

That came from a mind that had a lot of sheep thrown at it the past month or so xD but yeah it should lol

@standardplayer well if you believe you dont need to be believed in... And this Just went paradoxal fast xD

Everyone missed you. This is how status updates are supposed to be.

Haha well I dont know about everyone lol pretty sure there Will be folk annoyed at me being back and talking to much on status updates

*uncomfortable laughter*

Although where I am right now, UPS fails more often than I'd like...

Time to hang your wet clothes up around a well ventilated room. Heat helps dry them more quickly, but they don't actually need heat to dry, just a decent flow of air.

Unfortunately, our small apartment is halfway underground, ventilation is tough. On the plus side, power is back rewashed and dried clothes ^^

GASP! And if you take the R at the end and put it where the M is ( and... I dunno, throw it in the garbage I guess.) IT SPELLS RAKE! THE Rake! From creepy pasta fame!! #Confirmed!

Money Accounts Keep Emptying Rapidly.

@PixelHeart hahaha I love it!
@Ms Littlefish that one might be true. My accounts have been known to empty rapidly

You've been promoting his tutorials for days. Is he paying you for this? xD

Yeah, every time I plug, I get to keep another one of your belongings

Whoa...double status post. Rookie mistake.