standardplayer

Keeper of Kitties

Picture a hot dog bun, and you- and throw all the stars, the hundreds of stars that there are in the universe into a pac- into a bag.... Dec 6, 2019 at 5:32 PM

standardplayer was last seen:: Dec 7, 2019 at 4:04 AM

1. standardplayer
  Close your eyes, and picture me outside your house, rootin around in your garbage cans. Now open your eyes, and go take the trash out.
  
  Sep 12, 2019
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  3. Mystic_Enigma
    Not until Friday!
    
    Sep 12, 2019
    
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  4. standardplayer
    See @Mystic_Enigma is the only one being open-minded here. People going through your trash aren't automatically bad people. I just want to say hi and borrow some soap. maybe get a drink of water. Everyone just calm down.
    
    Sep 13, 2019
    
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  5. Poryg
    That's not exactly a problem, nothing against those who go through trash. It's just that in my place it would be in the better case trespassing, in the worse case burglary.
    
    Sep 13, 2019
2. standardplayer
  Today sucked, like seriously. Which means tomorrow has to be AWESOME. Relatively speaking, of course
  
  Sep 10, 2019
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  2. Finnuval
    And did it work?
    
    Sep 11, 2019
    
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  3. standardplayer
    It did!
    
    Sep 11, 2019
    
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  4. standardplayer
    Well, sort of. I got 'fired' today, as much as one can be when they've already found a new job, and the firing is being done out of childishness
    
    Sep 11, 2019
    
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3. standardplayer
  Remember that time we all went out wearing crazy wigs, and just danced the night away, eating pop tarts and listening to The Wallflowers?
  
  Sep 6, 2019
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  3. Finnuval
    @standardplayer Yeah life it unfair... You got a rough, man. Now I feel bad...
    
    Sep 6, 2019
    
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  4. Finnuval
    At least we can trust @MushroomCake28 to take care of the legal side though xD
    
    Sep 6, 2019
    
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  5. MushroomCake28
    For all the FBI agents that came across these posts, my clients are only joking. No one was murdered by my clients.
    
    As for everyone else, I urge you not to post on this profile post since it will destroy your inbox lol.
    
    Sep 7, 2019
    
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4. standardplayer
  Sane boss is gone. Only nutcase boss is left. Applied for programming job today. Also got fresh installs of Office and MSSQL Server.
  
  Sep 3, 2019
  2. Finnuval
    Well here is to hoping you get a new job ASAP!
    
    Sep 3, 2019
    
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  3. gstv87
    I mean.... doesn't every job have only *the nutcase boss* left, everywhere, always?
    
    Sep 3, 2019
    
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  4. standardplayer
    @Finnuval Thank you
    @gstv87 nah....this boss is different, I promise you. I'm making crazy money and I DON'T CARE lol he's unreal. The stories I could tell.
    
    Sep 3, 2019
    
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5. standardplayer
  Man, @Poryg's plugins, for the millionth time....watch them! Changed EVERYTHING for me. If you have basic JS knowledge, you'll benefit!
  
  Sep 2, 2019
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  3. Poryg
    It's not an MLM, I'm not selling anything. I'm just trying to get other people to give their soul to Devil... Umm I mean Javascript.
    
    Sep 2, 2019
    
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  4. Kauzz
    Yeah, i've subscribed Last Week, for someday If I want to make my projects on MV. I Actually only know RGSS3 :l
    
    Sep 2, 2019
    
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  5. Shaz
    Dude, what kind of commission are you on? Does it pay well?
    
    Sep 3, 2019
    
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6. standardplayer
  My first plugin was a disaster...now, the second version of it is AWESOME, just a bit more and it's ready for the requester
  
  Sep 1, 2019
7. standardplayer
  Today my boss stole a dog and brought it to work, ruining out new tiles. What a unique way to ruin the day.
  
  Aug 26, 2019
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  3. Finnuval
    Sounds like your boss needs something.... Across the face
    
    Aug 26, 2019
    
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  4. Mystic_Enigma
    I really do hope that guy gets what's coming to him, because that's seriously messed up! You should leave, and never look back. Oh, and tip the owners off if you can...
    
    Aug 26, 2019
    
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  5. The Stranger
    Aren't dogs considered the property of their owner? They are here, I think. If it's the same where you are, then he has broken the law by stealing. Personally, I'd alert the police.
    
    Aug 26, 2019
    
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8. standardplayer
  First big plugin is coming along really well! 800 lines of code in, still a bit more to go
  
  Aug 24, 2019
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9. standardplayer
  When you do demo, tile and grout for 16 hours and your boss shows up and gets angry that you're tired(You look tired. You didn't complain.)
  
  Aug 22, 2019
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  3. Finnuval
    Yeah I hear you but wee always find time for the things we love and places we belong no matter what 'life' throws at us xD
    
    Aug 22, 2019
    
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  4. standardplayer
    See? Look at that, where did that even come from? That should be printed on something.
    
    Aug 22, 2019
    
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  5. Finnuval
    That came from a mind that had a lot of sheep thrown at it the past month or so xD but yeah it should lol
    
    Aug 22, 2019
    
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10. standardplayer
  There's been @Finnuval sightings today. People are saying it's not really him, just some trickster. I know it's really him. I....believe.
  
  Aug 20, 2019
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  3. Finnuval
    @standardplayer well if you believe you dont need to be believed in... And this Just went paradoxal fast xD
    
    Aug 20, 2019
    
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  4. standardplayer
    Everyone missed you. This is how status updates are supposed to be.
    
    Aug 20, 2019
    
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  5. Finnuval
    Haha well I dont know about everyone lol pretty sure there Will be folk annoyed at me being back and talking to much on status updates
    
    Aug 20, 2019
    
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11. standardplayer
  Today was a good day. I hope you all had one, too
  
  Aug 16, 2019
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  2. HexMozart88
    *uncomfortable laughter*
    
    Aug 16, 2019
    
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12. standardplayer
  Power has gone out 3 times for me today. Just as I'm switching wet clothes to dryer, it went out again. Thanks.
  
  Aug 15, 2019
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  3. Poryg
    Although where I am right now, UPS fails more often than I'd like...
    
    Aug 15, 2019
  4. The Stranger
    Time to hang your wet clothes up around a well ventilated room. Heat helps dry them more quickly, but they don't actually need heat to dry, just a decent flow of air.
    
    Aug 15, 2019
    
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  5. standardplayer
    Unfortunately, our small apartment is halfway underground, ventilation is tough. On the plus side, power is back rewashed and dried clothes ^^
    
    Aug 15, 2019
    
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13. standardplayer
  I know what the R, the P and the G stand for, but what do the M, A, K, E, and R stand for??
  
  Aug 14, 2019
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  3. PixelHeart
    GASP! And if you take the R at the end and put it where the M is ( and... I dunno, throw it in the garbage I guess.) IT SPELLS RAKE! THE Rake! From creepy pasta fame!! #Confirmed!
    
    Aug 14, 2019
    
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  4. Ms Littlefish
    Money Accounts Keep Emptying Rapidly.
    
    Aug 14, 2019
    
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  5. standardplayer
    @PixelHeart hahaha I love it!
    @Ms Littlefish that one might be true. My accounts have been known to empty rapidly
    
    Aug 14, 2019
14. standardplayer
  I know I've been harping on this but...if you aren't watching the @Poryg js tutorials....you're missing out.
  
  Aug 13, 2019
  2. The Stranger
    You've been promoting his tutorials for days. Is he paying you for this? xD
    
    Aug 13, 2019
  3. standardplayer
    Yeah, every time I plug, I get to keep another one of your belongings
    
    Aug 13, 2019
15. standardplayer
  Also I'm only 1/3 way through book 2, don't ruin anything for me XD
  
  Aug 12, 2019
  2. standardplayer
    Whoa...double status post. Rookie mistake.
    
    Aug 12, 2019
16. standardplayer
  I wish I could Surgebind. Storms, I wish I could
  
  Aug 12, 2019
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17. standardplayer
  Back to the @Poryg tutorials. I highly recommend them if you know a bit of JavaScript but want to do more with it in the Maker.
  
  Aug 10, 2019
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  2. Shake0615
    I've been watching them too and they've been super helpful!
    
    Aug 10, 2019
    
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18. standardplayer
  If someone were to narrate my life, they'd have a real sarcastic tone. I want to live the type of life that Morgan Freeman would narrate.
  
  Aug 9, 2019
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  3. Poryg
    Well, imagine being so tired you cannot make a proper decision.
    
    Aug 9, 2019
    
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  4. Ms Littlefish
    I woke up at 0057, so I got that one down.
    
    Aug 9, 2019
    
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  5. standardplayer
    @Poryg Morgan Freeman might understand, but Judge Judy doesn't want to hear about how tired you were.
    
    Aug 9, 2019
19. standardplayer
  At 31, I still laugh when the chocolate syrup bottle makes a fart noise when it's running low. I hope it's still funny when I'm 40
  
  Aug 8, 2019
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  2. Ms Littlefish
    The ketchup bottle still does a bang-up job as well.
    
    Aug 8, 2019
    
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  3. Mystic_Enigma
    You mean like THIS?
    
    Aug 8, 2019
    
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  4. standardplayer
    That is EXACTLY what I mean lol, I love when they slowed it down for the replay and the earth shakes
    
    Aug 8, 2019
20. standardplayer
  Some days I want to just pack it all up, move away and pursue my dream of opening a used horse dealership. Oh, the commercials I'd have...
  
  Aug 7, 2019
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  2. Traveling Bard
    Will you have wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men?
    
    Aug 8, 2019
    
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  3. standardplayer
    That and more. I want to do a shouty man commercial for it. Zero-Zero-Z-Z-Zero APR financing for 9 MONTHS with $2500 down!
    
    Aug 8, 2019
    
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