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You just saved Valentine's Day. Exactly as it was foretold.

Well that explains why I keep seeing the clown everywhere. I saw a little bit of the original, but it was so hilariously corny, it was hard to even be unsettled by it.

@HexMozart88 The original I saw when I was very young, it's cheesy by today's standards but it was pretty freaky back then.
There's no excuse for what I just watched :b

If my cat was still alive, he would beat any in terms of grumpiness.

absolutely! one loves everyone and has not interest in fighting and the other one is an idiot.

My girl started feeling nauseous, too. Im one of the lucky ones, none of the VR stuff bothers me, so far. Tried AC7, RE7, Borderlands 2 and Skyrim

thankfully, i'm good with most stuff. can you play re7 with the smooth camera control? i couldn't do that, got sick instantly xD

Yeah, I set it that way almost immediately, I couldn't deal with the snap turns, it just felt weird

Yoo-hoo!

Very cute! Sounds like when I offer people a "Mike and/or Ike".

I would have declined. Yoo-hoos are nasty.

@Poryg Oh I know you don't sweat it. Go to the doctor

I have to get my girl something nice. Since she doesn't work I have no one to make jealous though. Sad.

Be careful to pick your targets, because if that woman who is verdictive. You are going to get back more than you need.

I had to google that lol Seems I missed out on something jummy -.-

They were the best. Basically cookies and icing. I've tried Teddy Grams and cake icing, it isn't the same.

*Battle shounen intensifies*

Everyone's gonna say--"Hey--y'ever heard of ol'man standardplayer? They say he has that cabin out yonder--makin' games for the kiddies to play.

"Used to work on 'em, day and night. 'Course, these days he just sets down on the porch and plays Jim Croce songs on a guitar that seems too nice, seein' as he lives in the woods."

No, my boss's boss is the garbage man, my boss is the one who's wife is about to have a kid. The post was about him. The fact that our crew was there at all is a favor, we don't make a profit from it, but he was my boss's stepfather, so we do him favors

Oh, okay. Thought you were talking about yourself. xD

Wait, he's angry that someone wasn't dropping time with their brand new child to do him a favor? Yes, that's a terrible person.

The noise is normal. Do what I do and use headphones.

Yeah, mine does that with the witcher 3 or gta5. Use headphones, horror games are basically made to be used with headphones anyway.

Basically what the original was like if you played it on the Dreamcast.

@standardplayer, ????????

My brother sent me a funny video, that was the tagline. I almost died, I haven't watched actual programmed TV in so long I forgot about how ridiculous some products and advertisements were

@standardplayer, yeah some innovations are funny and useless sometimes to just make cool, so it gets a sale.

would be nice

It would. And yet here I am, in the car with my boss on the way. Maybe another day

You're gonna have to kick some asses for those coins though. Maybe take a shower too.

Haha yup, three kicks in quick succession and I'm on my way to eating a plate of food, plate included, and taking what appears to be a very public shower

Oooh--sample?

Here's one: Now that we've defeated the mushrooms,
let's see how they taste. Let's see, broiled
or fried?

Of course, turns out they are poisonous, and thankfully someone in the party stops him before he actually does eat them.

Brilliant. I hope he said something awesome after they smacked them outta his hand--like "Well you're not a very fun--guy"

That's the part I'm working on. I'm getting too old to not be good at it ><

I just quit if begin to feel that way...and sometimes when I don't. Worked for several assholes and worked for several respectable people who respected me, it really is just a numbers game in the end and the best thing you can do for yourself is save enough if at all possible that when you find yourself wanting to beat up your employer walking away and finding employment elsewhere is a viable and equitable option.

I mean, hell, live my sister's life. Her boss gave her an office just to take it away from her after she got settled in.