standardplayer

Keeper of Kitties

Got a callback for an IT job! Gotta schedule an interview, I just want to get my freakin foot in the door. IT is super gatekeepy Oct 15, 2019 at 9:11 AM

standardplayer was last seen:: Oct 15, 2019 at 10:40 AM

1. standardplayer
  I wonder if there's anyone out there that remembers Street Sharks. Haha, oh Nineties. Everybody turn to your neighbor and say 'Flannel'.
  
  Oct 18, 2018
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  3. SpaceBot
    Unsolved mysteries.
    
    Oct 18, 2018
    
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  4. standardplayer
    @SpaceBot If you or anyone you know has any information that could help solve this case, call 1 800 *** ****
    
    Oct 18, 2018
    
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  5. SpaceBot
    Lmao
    
    Oct 18, 2018
2. standardplayer
  After all these years, I still fire up the Wii and play some Rune Factory Frontier. Tides of Destiny can go somewhere.
  
  Oct 17, 2018
3. standardplayer
  I rarely have trouble sleeping, but the bags under my eyes make it look like I get punched in both eyes every morning.
  
  Oct 17, 2018
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  3. standardplayer
    I'm being haunted by the ghost of an amateur boxer
    
    Oct 17, 2018
  4. Kuro DCupu
    Or maybe you are just a panda
    
    Oct 17, 2018
    
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  5. ABandit
    Same! There's so much concealer can do when you have three shades of purple under your eyes...
    
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4. Countyoungblood
  when i was younger I worked at a movie theater.. in the managers bathroom someone shet in the tank so when you flushed it came out into the bowl. magic toilet turd.
  
  Oct 17, 2018
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  2. Countyoungblood
    ah, i didnt respond to your other thread so that makes this that much weirder.
    
    Oct 17, 2018
    
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  3. standardplayer
    ^^ no problem, makes it even funnier
    
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5. standardplayer
  I am the cheese. I am the best character on the show, I am better than both the Salami AND Bologna combined.
  
  Oct 17, 2018
  2. FleshToDust
    Cheese is pretty tasty. Are you better than fried bacon though?
    
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6. standardplayer
  Yet another customer went #2 somewhere other than the toilet today. At least this time they didn't put it on the shelf.
  
  Oct 16, 2018
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  3. standardplayer
    At a grocery store. One thing we all have in common is we gotta eat. You see a lot of stuff. Last week I saw a guy who I can only describe as the 'long lost bagpipe player for Guns n Roses'
    
    Oct 17, 2018
    
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  4. Finnuval
    I guess People sometimes Just get up in the morning and forget to pick their brain up from their pillow
    
    Oct 17, 2018
    
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  5. SpaceBot
    I feel like you must work at Walmart lmfao
    
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7. standardplayer
  Screw all the Marvel and DC movies. I want to see Really Really Big Man get a movie.
  
  Oct 16, 2018
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8. standardplayer
  So yesterday I posted a status about a LIVE ACTION Sonic movie. The number of people that thought I was serious is actually sad. Come on...
  
  Oct 16, 2018
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  3. jkweath
    I didn't think you were serious ;(
    
    Oct 16, 2018
  4. standardplayer
    Looks like some did, Vagus. Fire up those face-cameras.
    
    Oct 16, 2018
  5. HexMozart88
    I wasn't quite sure, to be honest, but I hoped you were. XD
    
    Oct 17, 2018
9. standardplayer
  Am I the only one who thinks it's finally time for a live-action Sonic The Hedgehog movie?
  
  Oct 16, 2018
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  3. DivideByZero
    I'd say you are the only one, yes.
    
    Oct 16, 2018
  4. Benny Jackdaw
    No you're not the only one. ... no one does and you're making a joke.
    
    Oct 16, 2018
    
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  5. Wavelength
    You absolutely are. Live action Sonic would be a disaster to the tenth degree. Classically animated Sonic movie could be nice, though!
    
    Oct 16, 2018
10. standardplayer
  I wonder what Pterodactyl tastes like. I know it would be gamey, but I bet there was some good meat on there. I also wanna try stegosaurus.
  
  Oct 16, 2018
  2. cabfe
    Tastes like chicken.
    
    Oct 16, 2018
    
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11. standardplayer
  It's hard to describe the transition from pre-Taco Bell euphoria to post-Taco Bell shame. Whatever. Just gonna chew through it.
  
  Oct 15, 2018
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  2. bgillisp
    I just tell myself it's cheap and it's food.
    
    Oct 15, 2018
    
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  3. GoodSelf
    Yeah, but with Taco Bell that food bites back if you know what I mean.
    
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  4. Benny Jackdaw
    My dad says it's the lettuce.
    
    Oct 16, 2018
12. standardplayer
  Don't try to reinvent the wheel if you're not %100 sure how wheels are made.
  
  Oct 14, 2018
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  3. Mystic_Enigma
    If anything, reinvent the jetpack!
    
    Oct 15, 2018
    
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  4. Countyoungblood
    pffft.. so what are you saying? that all of the people who have been using the current wheel type successfully are somehow proving the functionality of the wheel? No. I can do it better by avoiding everything that already works because real genius is 100% novelty.
    
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  5. Finnuval
    @Countyoungblood so is insanity ;p
    
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13. standardplayer
  Geez, Double Dragon IV is hard. Why increase the number of the titles when you can increase the dragons? I wanna play Triple Dragon.
  
  Oct 13, 2018
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  3. OmnislashXX
    Best one is still 2.
    
    Oct 13, 2018
    
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  4. UNphiltered_khaos
    "Triple Dragon" sounds like something out of Rule 34...
    
    Oct 14, 2018
    
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  5. standardplayer
    khaos wins. let's hear it for best comment
    
    Oct 14, 2018
14. Finnuval
  Feeling old now, thanks lol
  
  Oct 13, 2018
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  2. standardplayer
    Seriously. Try explaining a pay-phone bank or a collect call to someone younger than 20
    
    Oct 13, 2018
    
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  3. Countyoungblood
    Honestly i don't want to try to explain anything to someone younger than 20.
    
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15. standardplayer
  Shout out to all the people that remember novelty vhs tape-rewinders. We had one shaped like a Corvette.
  
  Oct 13, 2018
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  2. Countyoungblood
    it still tickles me when someone tells me to rewind a show.. what am i winding? there is no tape.
    
    Oct 13, 2018
    
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  3. UNphiltered_khaos
    I live in a backwater where I not only discovered places that sell cassette tapes, but VHS and VCRs as well. WTF!?!?
    
    Oct 13, 2018
    
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  4. Countyoungblood
    Buy vhs tapes and store them... sell them to future hipsters.
    
    Oct 13, 2018
    
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16. standardplayer
  That feeling when you go to write something down only to find that all of your notebooks are full of project ideas that never happened.
  
  Oct 12, 2018
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  2. Traveling Bard
    I know this feeling well. I call such things "the archives" who knows, an idea from the archives might evolve later down the line into something cool.
    
    Oct 12, 2018
    
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  3. UNphiltered_khaos
    "...full of project ideas that haven't happened YET."
    
    Oct 12, 2018
17. standardplayer
  Ahh, nothing like some good old fashioned just-before-bed-waffles, with syrup in every square. And I mean every square. I don't miss.
  
  Oct 11, 2018
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  3. OmnislashXX
    Eeep. This sounds like a diabetic nightmare.
    
    Oct 11, 2018
    
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  4. IguanaGuy
    Please tell me they are homemade waffles and my journey to the dark side will be complete!
    
    Oct 11, 2018
  5. Shaz
    I made waffles the other night, but used too much batter for each one, so didn't make enough for all of us. So I missed out, and I had a small dinner in anticipation, too!
    
    Oct 11, 2018
18. standardplayer
  Sometimes, all a project needs is a little PIXI.dust
  
  Oct 11, 2018
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19. standardplayer
  If there's anything anime has taught me it's that all of your problems will eventually be solved if you scream until your hair changes color
  
  Oct 9, 2018
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  3. Philosophus Vagus
    @Kupotepo It only works if your problems involve needing to beat the sheep out of someone...thus no world peace even in animeland
    
    Oct 10, 2018
  4. Kupotepo
    @Philosophus Vagus, yes it would work temporary and not in a long term. Is standardplayer talking about Dragon Ball?
    
    Oct 10, 2018
  5. standardplayer
    Can I get a r/whoosh
    
    Oct 11, 2018
20. standardplayer
  Welcome to Taco Bell, what can I get for you? 1 Cheesy Gordita Crunch, 4 Doritos Fiery Tacos and a 12 pc cinnamon crack ball. And a Pepsi.
  
  Oct 8, 2018
  2. Touchfuzzy
    the cinnamon crack balls are so good.
    
    Oct 8, 2018
    
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