Tanarex
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Tanarex

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anyone feel like test playing my game? For the first test ever the mansion itself is open. Filled with mind boggling puzzles. Feb 18, 2019 at 1:12 PM

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Viewing thread Dance of The Damned, Feb 19, 2019 at 1:24 PM
    1. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      anyone feel like test playing my game? For the first test ever the mansion itself is open. Filled with mind boggling puzzles.
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      2. Poryg
        Poryg
        Alright, finished the game, composed the final report.
        Feb 18, 2019 at 6:15 PM
      3. Animebryan
        Animebryan
        I've uploaded it:
        Feb 18, 2019 at 7:39 PM
      4. Kes
        Kes
        Please do not use Status Updates for recruitment. Either use your game thread or Project Recruitment itself.
        Please do not abuse Updates, it makes it difficult for other Members.
        @Animebryan Would you mind posting that in the game thread, and then it can be removed from here. Thanks.
        Feb 19, 2019 at 2:16 PM
    2. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      I like to put my plastic chair facing the far wall. That way when my cat lays down on it, it looks like he is being punished.
      1. kirbwarrior, mlogan and The Stranger like this.
    3. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      Adulthood can sure kill the fun out of watching cartoons. Amadeus: I built this brand new spaceship on wednesday. ME: Nope. No, you didn't.
    4. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      this game makes me want to hurt it.
      1. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        What did that poor piece of software do to you?
        Feb 12, 2019
      2. Tanarex
        Tanarex
        Made me angry. I have 2 identical corridors. one where the doors work sometimes. Or not. 50/50. This game is mentally exhausting.
        Feb 12, 2019
    5. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      You ever spend like an hour working on something then when you finish it you realize you didn't need it at all?
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      2. Xenphir
        Xenphir
        Nothing is a mistake as everything is a learning experience. At least that is what I heard. Believing in that statement is another story I myself am trying to work on haha.
        Feb 9, 2019
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      3. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        It might be a waste now; however, you will find it useful in the future.
        Feb 9, 2019
      4. Tanarex
        Tanarex
        After deleting several of my mappers' overlays(Because of passable issues) I realized I could just move it to the tileset. So got to redo that.
        Feb 9, 2019
    6. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      It's beginning to look a lot like christmas in february. Maybe I can go outside and build a snowman. Or with all the rain a sludgeman.
    7. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      I was playing Arkham city as catwoman and was walking on all fours saying,'who wants to pet the kitty?' I guess they were more dog people.
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      2. Tanarex
        Tanarex
        The inmates kept yelling, "It's Catwoman! I'm gonna kick the crap out of you!" I don't know about you but that sounds like animal abuse to me.
        Feb 4, 2019
    8. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      I was watching this episode of The Flash where they did all this time travelling to collect parts to make a weapon to beat a super villian.
      1. Tanarex
        Tanarex
        After this dangerous journey they completely failed to beat the boss and all gave themselves high fives because they grew as a team. That's not the dumb part. What they could have did was save a little girl from going into a coma and prevented the guy from becoming a villain.
        Jan 31, 2019
    9. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      So the Titans have a new spaceship and a trunk to get back in time to stop the end of the world. So what do they head back in? The truck.
      1. evmaster
        evmaster
        What are you talking about?
        Jan 30, 2019
      2. Benny Jackdaw
        Benny Jackdaw
        I think he is talking about the live-action Teen Titans show that came out recently simply named Titans and, fortunately, is an actual superhero show and not like toddler Titans Go bull crap.
        Jan 30, 2019
      3. Tanarex
        Tanarex
        It's part gothic horror part super hero show. If the ship couldn't fly for some reason I'd understand. They didn't have to change the plot. They could have used a ship and still not made it in time. Nope. Let's go with the gas guzzler.
        Jan 30, 2019
    10. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      Why is what's pictured and written on a comic cover never seen in the comic itself? These are the thoughts that keep me up at night.
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      2. Kupotepo
        Kupotepo
        Jan 29, 2019
      3. Sharm
        Sharm
        Because the outside is advertising and the inside is storytelling. But it bothers me when the cover isn't even close.
        Jan 29, 2019
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    11. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      I'm surprised my neighbors didn't call the cops on me. I was giving my cat a bath and he acted like I was torturing him.
      1. standardplayer
        standardplayer
        My kitties all hate baths, too. One tolerates them, the other two try to escape the entire time ><
        Jan 28, 2019
      2. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        How loud could can an aggrieved cat be? Neighbors probably just didn't hear it. Ironically my last cat loved getting in water, it's the dog who wanted nothing to do with it.
        Jan 28, 2019
      3. Tanarex
        Tanarex
        Just make sure you close the bathroom door. Otherwise, you'll have a wet, soapy, cat under your bed. Just imagine a baby crying x's 10. We have paper-thin walls here. I can hear my neighbor tapping off his razor on his bathroom sink.
        Jan 28, 2019
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    12. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      I saw women doing a counter protest to the women's march. What signs did they have? "Get back in the kitchen?"
      1. Poryg likes this.
      2. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        Would've expected something more about the antisemitism that runs rampant within its leadership but okay...though I have to admit I'm skeptical you really saw that.
        Jan 24, 2019
      3. Tai_MT
        Tai_MT
        I have no problem with women who want to work. I just wish they have lower standards so I could be a "stay at home dad" and she could pamper me instead. I'll do the house chores. You go do the annoying work thing.
        Jan 24, 2019
    13. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      It irks me that this cartoon keeps prasing Thomas Edison as the inventor of the light bulb. The only thing he made was the electric chair.
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      2. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        @Philosophus Vagus : As opposed to those debate teachers that loved to pick hard to debate topics and make you debate the most inane topics. I heard someone once got assigned to debate why you should use a dogsled vs a 747 for transportation.
        Jan 14, 2019
      3. bgillisp
        bgillisp
        Of course, I have a co-worker who says he loved to sign up to debate those near impossible sides to win just to throw out the most inane facts he found and watch everyone's expression of "How do we debate THAT?".
        Jan 14, 2019
      4. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        Never did debate (to antisocial) but that does sound inane. How would you even debate that? I mean, maybe in the specific instance that you need to get down a mountain in the middle of a snowstorm a sled would be preferable, but overall you couldn't really, succinctly argue that. That teacher sounds like the school system equivalent to an internet troll in a lot of ways.
        Jan 14, 2019
    14. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      pro tip: don't use a hair dryer on a wet cat.
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      3. TWings
        TWings
        Cats usually don't like wind blowing stuff.
        Jan 13, 2019
      4. TheoAllen
        TheoAllen
        Cats don't usually like to get wet either.
        Jan 13, 2019
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      5. Tanarex
        Tanarex
        All that was years ago. When I tried to use it on my last cat. She is gone now.
        Jan 14, 2019
    15. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      i like to open up the bottom cupboard and bark savagely into it.
    16. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      who wants to see me troll my brother on his story.
    17. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      this kid's cartoon seems really racist to me.
      1. mlogan
        mlogan
        What cartoon?
        Jan 7, 2019
      2. OmnislashXX
        OmnislashXX
        It's a cartoon that supposedly some kid made. But he hasn't linked it or anything.
        Jan 7, 2019
      3. Tanarex
        Tanarex
        The Avengers Assemble one. Basically, BP (Black guy) gets falsely accused of killing CA(White guy) by BW(White woman). None of his white friend's believe him. Despite there is no body. CA has just vanished. Instead, attack him on sight and send him to prison. No trial.
        Jan 8, 2019
    18. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      Who likes riddles?
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      2. Benny Jackdaw
        Benny Jackdaw
        let's see what you got.
        Jan 3, 2019
      3. HexMozart88
        HexMozart88
        Love them.
        Jan 3, 2019
      4. Tanarex
        Tanarex
        I am the Devourer. My appetite is endless. (Four letters.) I am the Feeder. You feed me. I feed you. (Five Letters.) I am the Giver. I am full of life but not alive. (five letters) I am the Taker. I breathe but do not draw breath. (Four letters.)
        Jan 3, 2019
    19. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      Even my cat didn't get what he wanted for x-mas. I asked for marbles. So she give me a small present for him and inside is a acorn.
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      2. Marsigne
        Marsigne
        The witchery is real...
        Dec 30, 2018
      3. Benny Jackdaw
        Benny Jackdaw
        Sounds like you've lost your marbles.
        Jan 3, 2019
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      4. Tanarex
        Tanarex
        haha. No, he lost them actually. I looked everywhere for them. She said she couldn't find marbles anywhere. I asked if she tried looking inside stores. And not just outside. Meanwhile, she actually had marbles in a little joke thing.
        Jan 4, 2019
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    20. Tanarex
      Tanarex
      So I didn't get anything I wanted for x-mas again from my mom. I'm pretty sure she just goes to the 99 cent store and just grabs something.
      1. Benny Jackdaw
        Benny Jackdaw
        In my opinion, Christmas is not about the presents. Over the years, I found I have become less and less needy.
        Dec 28, 2018
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      2. Philosophus Vagus
        Philosophus Vagus
        I haven't actually asked for anything in 15 years or so. That said, mom absolutely killed it this year, got me the coolest flashlight I've ever seen.
        Dec 28, 2018
      3. Tanarex
        Tanarex
        A few weeks back my mom asks us what we want. Buys my brother and I random stuff. I said I need new speakers for my computer or a headset. I get a cooking pot(I don't need), a back scrubber (I didn't ask for) and a giant cookie in my stocking for a diabetic.
        Dec 28, 2018
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Seattle,wa
    Occupation:
    Lazy Bum
    About Me:
    aspiring game maker, comic
    First Language:
    English
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    RMVXA
    Interests:
    making games,stories and jokes.
    Trying to make my first dl game. Hopefully, people will like and not tell me to go back to my non-existent day job. I'm trying to make it funny, fun and interesting. Despite being filled with spelling and grammar errors, poor mapping and my complete lack of computer skills. With any luck, I can sell my game before Trump drains the swamp and makes this place a wasteland. I'm not political. Just terrified. I still have the original RPG Maker. With my first game on several memory cards. The intro was about half hour worth of little action and lots of text. I had my friend who was a computer program play it. 25 minutes into the intro he turned to me and said, "We can't be friends anymore." Then moved away. So I tried to make my intro into my new game only a few minutes long. But still attempting to make my characters have more emotions than a emoji. He is the grumpy one. She is the shy one. She is the flirty one. He is the one that thinks he is the comic relief. But is about as funny as a bus full of nuns plowing into a school filled with orphans. The characters in my game are ones from stories I wrote. So no you don't have the option to change their names to things like Butt Sniffer, Leg Humper, Barf Eater and Resting cute Face. And yes, I am surrounded by dogs all the time. No, they are not mine. With my game, I was aspiring to make a dark humor, mystery, and horror theme. But I'll be lucky if it's as scary as scooby-doo. https://forums.rpgmakerweb.com/index.php?threads/dance-of-the-damned.74973/

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