one of these days I'll make a meme people will find funny.
-
kinda odd that you can drink potions while underwater in this game.
I can't speak for most guys but I'd prefer women without really hairy legs. I don't mind the horns though. My thoughts on succubus's in witcher 3
My cat actually just licked me. It's a historic day. And it wasn't by accident. Only took like 13 years.
Pillow falls on floor. Few minutes later cat is now asleep on pillow.
It's a good thing the delivery guy checked my ID for the cold medicine that he didn't actually get me.
My mom found the perfect cat for me. He eats too much, sleeps too much, stares at a window for hours and I also run and hide behind the couch when someone knocks on the door.
You know it's time to get a haircut when you are a guy and a old lady standing behind you calls you Miss.
My brother said he was gonna delete his story on some website. Because there was too many bots. You'd think he'd be happy he was getting any attention at all. So I said, "Don't worry. No one will notice."
The difference between cats and dogs. If you start coughing your dog will place their head on your knee and look up at you sympathetically. A cat will look at you with a expression that says, "Get away from me Plague Bearer!" Before quickly fleeing in terror.
I'm playing Witcher 3. Trying to get all the achievements. It still silly that if you pick up a empty bottle in front of a guard they all rush in to kill you. One of the very few monster slayers that can stop monster and they want to kill him. Meanwhile my horse kicked a guard in the head. No reaction.
It's funny how when you look up a bad movie on Rotten Tomatoes it says 'You might also like' these other terrible movies. Because you have terrible taste. Is implied.
I wish pregnant women would stop saying, "There is a baby in my belly." It sounds like she ate a baby.
Well, my bathroom is now flooded. Because of course it is. The people above me (both of them home) left their bathroom Faucet. Had to go upstairs and tell them. How clueless can you be? Times like this I wish I bought a mop and not a swiffer.
My mom showed up yesterday and I wanted to proudly show off my comic con web page. So of course, it no longer existed. I guess when the 4 day event was over they removed it.
My brother makes some inane complaint about one of my stories in the comment section. My mom: if your bro doesn't understand it make it simpler. That prolly means others have questions too.
Me: Sorry. I can't do that. I don't speak stupid.
If you are ever looking for your cat among a room full of identical looking cats just find the one that is doing it's best to ignore you.
I was surprised to see a email from Safeway that my grocery have been delivered when they have not. The email was a noreply message. So enjoy the $88 of free food random person.
Vegan post. Pic of a pig in a suit and tie like he is laying in a coffin but it's a sandwich. 'One meal soon forgotten, in exchange for a whole life." Really don't think rolling around in poop your whole life would be so valuable.
For some reason a vegan webpage was suggested for me on FB. So I thought let's troll them. Because some of the posters needed a reality check. -
Loading…
-
Loading…
-
Loading…
Latest Threads
-
RMMV (SOLVED!)Inconsistent loading with Galv's layer graphics (25 Viewers)- Started by cirnoe
- Replies: 4
-
-
-
Latest Posts
Latest Profile Posts
I finished Partitio's final boss. While everyone else's final boss was either a human, a monster, or a human that turns into a monster, his last boss was a Train. Yep. I had to beat Thomas the Tank Engine senseless. So I guess I DERAILED Roque's evil plan. A plan to turn down 80 billion leaves (aka dollars). To become the richest man? To sell the rights to something he has already made and planned to mass produce.
Is there anyone here who had a very hard video game they took years to beat as a kid? When I was ten in 2004 I got a Game Boy Advance for my birthday and that same year I got a game of "Stuart Little 2" for Game Boy Advance from my parents. That game was so hard that I literally couldn't finally beat it until years later when I was in my mid-teens! XD
