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  • I hate when people ask me for directions. Instead of just shrugging I should say,"I don't even know where I am right now."
    TheoAllen
    TheoAllen
    Just ask them to open google map
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    I can always just point in a random direction. I have a 1 in 8 chance of being right. As long as I just don't just point up or down. n,n/e,e, s/e,s,s/w, w, s/w.
    Mom and me watching a movie. "It's about..." Her:No spoilers!" Me: I haven't even seen it yet. I can't give any spoilers.
    Hyouryuu-Na
    Hyouryuu-Na
    Spoilers hurt TT I still can't get over a disgusting spoiler my stupid friend gave me 5 years ago
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    He was dead all along.
    So I was standing next to my horse in Witcher 3 and this elf bumbles into my horse and says,"Racist!' That elf just called my horse a racist
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    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    Mystic_Enigma, don't worry. At the end of the game, I discovered all the elves were burned alive at the stake. Along with dwarves, halflings, succubuses, doppelgangers, etc. They also must have called people's horses racist too.
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    CrowStorm, Well, unless I was riding the Famous Mr. Ed, I'm pretty sure he didn't say any human words. IDK if the horse was male or female. It's not like I could check. Or wanted to. He just called it Roach. But he called every horse he had Roach. So Geralt of Rivia comes with his own Roaches.
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    standardplayer, no the opposite. Let's just say they were the star attraction in the bonfires people were setting. And it really burned them up.
    Don't know why people open up a map making workshop then disappear off the planet. I talked to these guys to make sure they are still there.
    The Witcher 3 has a very odd Justice system. You tried to pick up an empty bottle around guards and they try to kill you.
    cabfe
    cabfe
    Something similar to being able to show killings and blood in a movie, but not a nipple. :)
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    Then there is the fact that no random NPC in the town is ever nice to you after you saved it from bandits, ghosts or monsters eating their kids. It's always "Don't start trouble around here.' Or "I don't like the look of you."Or please Witcher, don't take our children." How about a 'Thank you, Witcher." Instead?
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    I've seen your town. Talked to your kids. Don't worry none of them are going anywhere. But maybe it's so you don't feel so bad about robbing their homes in front of them and daring them to say something? I'm gonna steal your plates, mugs and your broken rake(Why are you keeping this?) Then gonna sell your stuff to your town's vendor.
    I thought about adding different features to my game that involved food gathering. 1 can fish. 1 can hunt game. 1 can collect fruits,etc.
    Well, I was almost able to learn parallax mapping but now I don't care anymore. I officially give up.
    Eliaquim
    Eliaquim
    Hey there! What's happening? Why you give up?
    Hyouryuu-Na
    Hyouryuu-Na
    Huh? Why!? It's too soon to give up! Keep on trying
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    I've been working on my game for 5 years. Sometimes I get so frustrated when not getting an answer or help I give up for months at a time. But now I don't feel like doing this alone anymore.
    Twitter is so toxic I found myself blocking people congratulating a couple on the birth of their child.
    The Stranger
    The Stranger
    Oh, so you were blocking people for congratulating someone else on having a child?
    TheoAllen
    TheoAllen
    Well i mean, it's up to them to filter the content in their twitter timeline. I wouldnt call it toxic bcz if u do, u followed the wrong ppl. I use my twitter to follow pixiv artist and pic bots. So i could see qt animu girl evryday _:3
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    @The Stranger, Yes. @TheoAllen, I follow him for the same reason most people follow him. To tell him what a terrible job he is doing, and hope to see him in prison soon. The rest are mostly bots. It's therapeutic in a way. That reminds me of what my brother does with pics. But he likes to collect sexy female superheroes on Deviant Art.
    I believe the size of a dog determines how angry it is. Like the smaller the meaner. As if they have something to prove.
    The Stranger
    The Stranger
    It's the same with people. :p
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    Not really. I had a friend that was a dwarf once. Not LOTR kind. But had dwarfism. He was cool. Chicks seemed to dig him. Also knew a girl that was 4'8. She was also cool. Even laughed at my 'If catch you, you have to take me to your pot of gold' joke.
    BlueMage
    BlueMage
    I believe the size of a dog's jaw determines how hurt its bite is
    Time to a beggar for my town. Because they were begging for it. Is that a dad joke?
    How many NPC's is too many?
    Kuro DCupu
    Kuro DCupu
    ten...
    Kes
    Kes
    Please do not use Status Updates to ask Support questions, that is not their purpose. Especially as the answer is 'it all depends' which leads into a bigger conversation. There is a thread in General Discussion about making towns come alive, maybe that will help you.
    TheoAllen
    TheoAllen
    When you think it's too many.
    I should just name my game 'Escape the Inn.' Because I always seemed to be stuck in it.
    Wavelength
    Wavelength
    Is it that you (as the player) need to go back too often and heal up? That might indicate the need for better mechanics to heal up after battle, or mid-dungeon.
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    I should be so lucky. No. The Inn is a Hub. It has info on quests, clues for quests, a few quests themselves, cryptic mansion puzzle answers, daily changing customers, bits of backstory, only place you can cook food, brew beer, and heal up after a battle. Plus humor things were written daily in the logbook. "Finally found the source of that awful smell. God rest his soul."
    I think I'll need to buy the MONSTERS LEGACY 1 and hope I get the animals I want.
    I crack myself up sometimes. Calling a control switch in a Chapter in my game CSI: Outskirts.
    So my mom ruined my b-day twice in less then 1 week. Chronically impossible you say? Not for her.
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    Mine on the 13th and hers on the 19. The only problem was it was neither of our B-Days. So after the pizza and cake, my brother and I hung out in her bedroom as she and her friends played some singing game. A couple of hours later they went home and we never saw the Redbox movies. Then we went home.
    The Stranger
    The Stranger
    That sounds alright. You still got to spend time with your family. Sounds like your mum just tried to do too much.
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    Also, my brother never got me anything and the used ps4 game my mom got me didn't work.
    There are 2 types of drivers in Seattle. The ones who will wait for you to cross the street. And ones who will aim for you in the crosswalk.
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    Mystic_Enigma
    Mystic_Enigma
    I thought only the latter existed!
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    I'm sorry that you have to live in Detroit.
    Poryg
    Poryg
    And that's why I'm thinking about purchasing shoes with steel reinforced tip. These shoes are heavy enough to cause a dent in the body of the car. Gives a more satisfying feeling than slicing the colour with a key.
    Trying to look up wood staffs is a pain. No one wants to make anything easy on my b-day.
    HexMozart88
    HexMozart88
    Like, a sprite of them or a reference image?
    Tanarex
    Tanarex
    No. Like the strongest wood to make a staff. The second strongest, etc. Taking into account of shock resistance, durability, weight, location of its origin, and other things no one but me cares about. All for the sake of realism.
    When the only messages you get in the mentorship chat is from the messenger service. :/
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edit: The complete redesign of my player HUD, Time rewind message, mini map and puzzle map.... I'll toss up an animated version later. :LZSexcite:
Oh no my hospital test results are not good......just not good, but at least explains why my health tank more than usual lately. Stupid body. I want a refund on this body. = .=
You know, having a project this big is kinda nice. I can procrastinate working on one part, while still progressing with another part :guffaw:

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