Gosh I hate fireworks. Especially if you cant even see em. Its just noise. Noise that scares my pets.
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Im gonna run my first online D&D game! (If I find enough players ;u; )
Never trust someone that has all the answers but never takes any questions
Me, a month ago: "I'll start playing D&D but I wont get obsessed"
Me today, looking at five sets of dice, a battle mat, and several books/character sheets: "oh no"
Ive got a long lost half uncle. Thats real cool.
The day may come when I can make it through all 3 LOTR extended editions in one sitting... but it is not this day
Beep boop. Im not a bot but I wish I was so I could delete stress.exe
In highschool my dad was the jerk quarterbback who put nerds into trashcans. Today dad is a dwarf cleric.
Ordered some D&D handbooks nearly a week ago and theyre running late, but then I order a different one 2 days ago from the same site and it arrived on time...
What has many keys, but cannot open a single door? It's not a piano, it's Larry Shakeyfingers, the worst locksmith in Brooklyn
The most frustrating thing is constantly hearing that im not a real adult from my dad. I pay my rent. My bones make crunchy noise. Im 25 years old im an adult.
Not every rose has thorns, and not every night will have a dawn... but oddly, every cowboy does in fact sing a sad sad song
Me then: Funnel cakes sound easy to make, let's give it a go.
Me now: After a couple small burns, swears, and overcooked cakes I discovered it was not easy, and now the smell of my failure stinks up the kitchen.
Story: the archlich successfully uses his forces of undead to conquer the kingdom. As the new ruler, he must now learn to manage civil affairs as Prime Minister Skax'rogel.
Fun fact: if you plagiarize a story or myth that's hundreds or thousands of years old it's not plagiarism, it's a reference, and it's classy.
Made a remark about how I miss Delivery Pizza and my 50 yr old Dad is like "I went in and got some the other day for lunch"
I've been avoiding eating out for his sake and hes been doing 0 social distancing this whole time.
Papa John's out here folding two pieces of pizza together and calling it a sandwich and y'all think your idea is too dumb to work.
Fantasy medieval western europe is fun and all but maybe I should set a story somewhere else for once...
Going for a spooky theme with my animal crossing home/town. All I gotta do is find that one gravestone recipe out of hundreds for my cemetary ; u;
Pft... people think the moon landing is fake. Nonsense. The moon doesnt even exist in the first place, it's just the reflection of the earth on the surface of space. -
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When you are trying to make progress in your game. But something is stopping your motivation. Like come on mind! Let me do what I want! :<
Man. A historic 130 year old church nearby had all of its windows broken out with bricks last night. Such a shame, it wasn't generic stained glass patterns either but had beautifully crafted murals depicting various parts of the gospels.
