"That will be $10.00." "Wait, I thought you said this service was complementary!" "I apologize, sir. Our service is indeed complimentary, and that is a very nice tie you have on. Now will you be paying by cash or by credit card?"
Did you know?: If someone asks you where something should go, and you tell them to figure it out instead of just answering them--you forfeit all right to be upset about where they choose to put it? True story.
I used to think that if I could have any super-power, it would be teleportation. But I changed my mind today. If I had the power to telepathically control Giraffes, I would be able to accomplish my dream of pitching a sitcom where the husband is a Giraffe with a necktie that had a human wife and 2.3 human children. And a dog.