It's me. Hi.
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Where's Weirdo?
Recently marked my 3-year anniversary of starting my project. Might as well make last year's "lol look i've accomplished nothing" post an annual tradition.
If anyone has time to make my game, that'd be greeeaaat
Most of my game occurs inside a kid's dream, and kids don't have the most refined palates. So, the "elegant" NYC restaurant she visits will serve hits like:
*Sides*
Apple of Sauce: Criss-crossed with candied cinnamon sprinkles.
*Senior Discounts*
Ratagouille: Tender medallions of range-fed rat on a bed of soggy newspaper clippings. Add eyeballs for $6, or sewer-drain sauce for $4.
Strategically cropped screenshots to fool you into thinking I've made meaningful progress!
You know you suck at RM when you're baffled why something is working correctly. I just successfully(?) spliced notetag/script stuff I found to make a weapon that inflicts a random status upon critical hit.
In related news, the weapon is called Holly Wood Bow. Because the user is a famous singer. Like in Hollywood. And the bow is made of holly ... wood. Get it?!??!
A project suddenly feels more real once you've finished something you can show in public without embarrassment.
Me: I'm a good writer.
Also me: Creates skill, item, and equipment names like ...
Salmon Jellybean
Feel-Good Hit of the Summer
Marmalade Spreader #2
Quinoa Power!
Actual Literal Wand
Just for amusement, I put together an AI prompt for my party member Quin. I'm a little annoyed at how well it worked, haha (minus the ridiculous hands):
I once said, "I definitely want to be done with this project before my 40th birthday." At the time, I was about 50% done with the project.
With under 365 days to go now, I'm about ... 30% done.
What a sweet, innocent fool I was.
Getting sidetracked on the idea of a matching game. Some experimental designs:
You know what this sample action sequence needs? More shadows.
That's 1,000,000,000,000,000,000°C, if you were wondering. She's from the UK.
I'm 30% done with one parallax map and have spent like 30 hours on it. This is normal ............... right?
Normal people: "Today I developed a skill tree plugin and playtested my custom battle system."
Me: "Today I rearranged some freckles."
Once daily through Dec. 25, I'll be offering misguided and probably incorrect advice for your project. Currently accepting Badvent requests below.
Me when I open my game project or its Discord server:
Day off VIP NPC revamp, part 1 -- before >> after:
Am I the only person who consistently has to spend an extra 20 minutes per post editing it to fit it under the character limit (which is way less than the site claims)?
As a longtime editor, I apparently need to take my own advice about brevity. -
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