Had a soda for the first time in two months at my nephew's birthday party...it's amazing how once you are no longer addicted to soda, they actively taste like poison when you try to drink them. Couldn't even finish it.
"I have this story idea where human live in virtual world, so realistic that they forgot the actual reality."
"You mean like The Matrix?"
"What? No! The Matrix is a story bout a guy consuming drug and doin unrealistic shet!"