I have no information about having any children, so I'm safe, ain't I?
You're never safe--one New Year's; you might be walking downtown with your friends and a random, cutesy blonde with really blue eyes and soft hair might ask you to party with her and her friends.
Things may happen--
As long as my jolly intruder leaves a 2008 Anvil Malbec and a box of Moonstruck Chocolate Co. Truffles I'll leave the door unlocked... If the Grinch makes a visit, he's welcome to my wife's array of crochet and needles. Touch anything in my studio and someone's going to prison...
Must defend our music to the deaths.
I'll be spending December 31st and January 1st at work, so a chance of meeting a cute girl to party with equals 0. Not to mention, there are not that many girls that like my beard.
I thought the norm was girls liking beards these days?
Plus, never say never. Maybe you'll find a hot thief that steals your heart.
The beard needs to be more glorious than what I have
Hey, yeah... ...I thought the girls be diggin' the beards these days - at least here in the Pacific Northwest it seems the norm in the Seattle area. And yes, beware of partying with cute girls... ...especially the kind that like married men. But that, as they say, is a different story.
This is very true--very true... indeed.
I'm single, so no biggie here
You're only 22. Give it a while, and poof you'll have tiny Porygs running around asking for things they play with once and never again.
This is true. May I recommend the common cardboard box. Kids often play with it more than the item that comes IN the box. You'll get a ton of mileage out that thing and you won't care once it's cut up, lit on fire or otherwise destroyed! So much to look forward to - but seriously, kids are a lot of fun.
Yeah, they are. Am just fixin' to play minecraft with mine and probably have a camping trip. Which involves loading up nerf guns and rescuing stuffed animals from invisible kidnappers.
I've heard this overweight intruder is only really after our biscuits. But at least he leaves some of his own things as a payment.
None shall have my oreos. Well maybe one.
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