Comments on Profile Post by samkfj

  1. Poryg
    Poryg
    I have no information about having any children, so I'm safe, ain't I?
    Dec 25, 2018
  2. samkfj
    samkfj
    You're never safe--one New Year's; you might be walking downtown with your friends and a random, cutesy blonde with really blue eyes and soft hair might ask you to party with her and her friends.

    Things may happen--
    Dec 25, 2018
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  3. David Lister
    David Lister
    As long as my jolly intruder leaves a 2008 Anvil Malbec and a box of Moonstruck Chocolate Co. Truffles I'll leave the door unlocked... :D If the Grinch makes a visit, he's welcome to my wife's array of crochet and needles. Touch anything in my studio and someone's going to prison... :p
    Dec 25, 2018
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  4. samkfj
    samkfj
    Must defend our music to the deaths.
    Dec 25, 2018
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  5. Poryg
    Poryg
    I'll be spending December 31st and January 1st at work, so a chance of meeting a cute girl to party with equals 0. Not to mention, there are not that many girls that like my beard.
    Dec 25, 2018
  6. samkfj
    samkfj
    I thought the norm was girls liking beards these days?

    Plus, never say never. Maybe you'll find a hot thief that steals your heart.
    Dec 25, 2018
  7. Poryg
    Poryg
    The beard needs to be more glorious than what I have :(
    Dec 25, 2018
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  8. David Lister
    David Lister
    Hey, yeah... ...I thought the girls be diggin' the beards these days - at least here in the Pacific Northwest it seems the norm in the Seattle area. :D And yes, beware of partying with cute girls... ...especially the kind that like married men. But that, as they say, is a different story. :p
    Dec 25, 2018
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  9. samkfj
    samkfj
    This is very true--very true... indeed.
    Dec 25, 2018
  10. Poryg
    Poryg
    I'm single, so no biggie here :p
    Dec 25, 2018
  11. samkfj
    samkfj
    For now :p

    You're only 22. Give it a while, and poof you'll have tiny Porygs running around asking for things they play with once and never again.
    Dec 25, 2018
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  12. David Lister
    David Lister
    This is true. May I recommend the common cardboard box. Kids often play with it more than the item that comes IN the box. You'll get a ton of mileage out that thing and you won't care once it's cut up, lit on fire or otherwise destroyed! So much to look forward to - but seriously, kids are a lot of fun.
    Dec 25, 2018
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  13. samkfj
    samkfj
    Yeah, they are. Am just fixin' to play minecraft with mine and probably have a camping trip. Which involves loading up nerf guns and rescuing stuffed animals from invisible kidnappers.
    Dec 25, 2018
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  14. Matseb2611
    Matseb2611
    I've heard this overweight intruder is only really after our biscuits. But at least he leaves some of his own things as a payment. :p
    Dec 25, 2018
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  15. samkfj
    samkfj
    None shall have my oreos. Well maybe one.
    Dec 25, 2018
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