Bad touch! Bad touch!
I'd go sleep in my car (of course, I do that anytime I can't find a pet-friendly hotel as it is ). Yeah, you leap on my sleeping body and it isn't going to be pretty, count yourself fortunate if you don't end up with a bullet in you pulling sheep like that.
Id prolly knock you out cold before actually waking up lol
I don't think he sleeps, like ever. He's the most energetic drunk I've ever met. Hilarious but annoying
Woof. Next time lead off with them being drunk because that was a huge YIKES CALL THE COPS of a sentence. Although they shouldn't be doing that anyway even if they are drunk.
Worst I ever experienced in overnights is a coworker who always wanted to eat out at expensive places (and I was temp so I couldn't take the truck out myself) and would constantly throw away my leftovers. I'd get a little ceasers for lunch and he'd throw the other half out that I was saving for dinner saying "it was stale". Your story makes all the arguments I had with him feel so petty by comparison.
I thought I'd be furious, if I'm woken suddenly I can be violent and honest to God won't remember. But I didn't, I thought it was funny and fell back asleep. I got over a lot of anger when I got canned from my last job
@Philosophus Vagus that actually sounds worse. Touching my belongings without permission is a huge deal to me. And Little Cesar's is awesome, they should be punished
OMG! Boundaries!!! Bad boss!!! *slaps with news paper!*
Is your boss a dog?
@Hudell some people would certainly think so lol
I second @Hudell .
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