That's its way of saying it loves you and wants breakfast I guess?
There are worse ways to wake up
Perhaps--not love, but breakfast; yes.
I did wake up once to Jenny slapping me across the face. She was asleep but she hit me quite hard. Another time I had a cramp in one thigh--then my other thigh cramped. I could only kneel in pain on the floor.
See... cat claws and nose... minor on the grand scale of things
I once woke up to my brother throwing a full liter bottle of ketchup right in my balls. Beat me to that.
Though--Luna is quite heavy... we nicknamed her Luna the Hutt... and by we, I mean me.
Your brother--threw a bottle of catsup... at your junk?
Of all things--a bottle of catsup? I'll bite--why?
In all honesty, no idea at all. I guess it was the closest heavy thing that could break and make some mess around the house?
@Poryg my 7yo son woke me up with jumping on top of me, both knees in my groin so... yeah
Alright, you win this one. I have no comeback to that.
I just imagine--a tiny Dutch child repeatedly kicking Finn in the testicles saying "Wake up paw!"
@Poryg not to sure I'm happy with that victory lol Then again he did the same thing when he was about 5yo but instead landed on my throat... couldn't breath for a couple of seconds... that was worse.
Children are a danger to your life. Another reason not to get one.
@Poryg haha yeah they can be lol But once you have one you'll get attached to the buggers regardless haha
Well, that's going to be really hard if that happens... Because I'm not a person that would let go, especially if it was a girl...
I'd be like Konata's father from Lucky Star
@Poryg Not having children sometimes is the better choice
I always wanted a baby girl... maybe one day if Jenny changes her mind about kids
I always find it amazing though that as men grow older, if they hunt girls, they always tend to hunt girls around 20-30 years of age, even if they are 50 years old. So maybe one day I'll date your daughter? @samkfj
Hahaha you're terrible.
That's one of my best traits 8)
I'm actually glad I have a son instead of a little girl I'd probably be the world's most dangerous dad if I had haha
omg I can imagine you having spawn--I think it would be the end of the digital age. I can see it now. Poryg and his band of spawned Poryg's have collapsed the EU.
Actually, I'd be a dangerous dad too, but other people find really hard to listen to it, so I won't elaborate
@Finnuval Yeah--I think I'd be too. I already own a massive arsenal of firearms and knives. Knowing me, I'd want to clean the really scary ones when her date comes over, but always still be very smiley.
@samkfj haha yeah something like that but worse probably knowing me
@samkfj With your daughter?
Jenny is gorgeous, and I think am okay--but I think if we had a baby girl, she would be beautiful.
Oh yeah--I'd be the scary dad. But--I'd also wanna be the dad all her high school girl friends want to meet because I'd be ultra sexy.
And you'd date them?
Of course not--then I'd have a scary German woman after me, and probably a scary Texan/German daughter too.
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