Comments on Profile Post by samkfj

  1. Poryg
    Poryg
    That's its way of saying it loves you and wants breakfast I guess?
    Jan 21, 2019
  2. Finnuval
    Finnuval
    There are worse ways to wake up :p
    Jan 21, 2019
  3. samkfj
    samkfj
    Perhaps--not love, but breakfast; yes.
    Jan 21, 2019
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  4. samkfj
    samkfj
    I did wake up once to Jenny slapping me across the face. She was asleep but she hit me quite hard. Another time I had a cramp in one thigh--then my other thigh cramped. I could only kneel in pain on the floor.
    Jan 21, 2019
  5. Finnuval
    Finnuval
    See... cat claws and nose... minor on the grand scale of things ;)
    Jan 21, 2019
  6. Poryg
    Poryg
    I once woke up to my brother throwing a full liter bottle of ketchup right in my balls. Beat me to that.
    Jan 21, 2019
  7. samkfj
    samkfj
    Though--Luna is quite heavy... we nicknamed her Luna the Hutt... and by we, I mean me.
    Jan 21, 2019
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  8. samkfj
    samkfj
    Your brother--threw a bottle of catsup... at your junk?

    Of all things--a bottle of catsup? I'll bite--why?
    Jan 21, 2019
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  9. Poryg
    Poryg
    In all honesty, no idea at all. I guess it was the closest heavy thing that could break and make some mess around the house?
    Jan 21, 2019
  10. Finnuval
    Finnuval
    @Poryg my 7yo son woke me up with jumping on top of me, both knees in my groin so... yeah
    Jan 21, 2019
  11. Poryg
    Poryg
    Alright, you win this one. I have no comeback to that.
    Jan 21, 2019
  12. samkfj
    samkfj
    I just imagine--a tiny Dutch child repeatedly kicking Finn in the testicles saying "Wake up paw!"
    Jan 21, 2019
  13. Finnuval
    Finnuval
    @Poryg not to sure I'm happy with that victory lol Then again he did the same thing when he was about 5yo but instead landed on my throat... couldn't breath for a couple of seconds... that was worse.
    Jan 21, 2019
  14. Poryg
    Poryg
    Children are a danger to your life. Another reason not to get one.
    Jan 21, 2019
  15. Finnuval
    Finnuval
    @Poryg haha yeah they can be lol But once you have one you'll get attached to the buggers regardless haha
    Jan 21, 2019
  16. Poryg
    Poryg
    Well, that's going to be really hard if that happens... Because I'm not a person that would let go, especially if it was a girl...
    Jan 21, 2019
  17. Poryg
    Poryg
    I'd be like Konata's father from Lucky Star :D
    Jan 21, 2019
  18. Finnuval
    Finnuval
    @Poryg Not having children sometimes is the better choice ;)
    Jan 21, 2019
  19. samkfj
    samkfj
    I always wanted a baby girl... maybe one day if Jenny changes her mind about kids :(
    Jan 21, 2019
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  20. Poryg
    Poryg
    I always find it amazing though that as men grow older, if they hunt girls, they always tend to hunt girls around 20-30 years of age, even if they are 50 years old. So maybe one day I'll date your daughter? :D @samkfj
    Jan 21, 2019
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  21. samkfj
    samkfj
    Hahaha you're terrible.
    Jan 21, 2019
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  22. Poryg
    Poryg
    That's one of my best traits 8)
    Jan 21, 2019
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  23. Finnuval
    Finnuval
    I'm actually glad I have a son instead of a little girl I'd probably be the world's most dangerous dad if I had haha
    Jan 21, 2019
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  24. samkfj
    samkfj
    omg I can imagine you having spawn--I think it would be the end of the digital age. I can see it now. Poryg and his band of spawned Poryg's have collapsed the EU.
    Jan 21, 2019
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  25. Poryg
    Poryg
    Actually, I'd be a dangerous dad too, but other people find really hard to listen to it, so I won't elaborate :D
    Jan 21, 2019
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  26. samkfj
    samkfj
    @Finnuval Yeah--I think I'd be too. I already own a massive arsenal of firearms and knives. Knowing me, I'd want to clean the really scary ones when her date comes over, but always still be very smiley.
    Jan 21, 2019
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  27. Finnuval
    Finnuval
    @samkfj haha yeah something like that but worse probably knowing me :D
    Jan 21, 2019
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  28. Poryg
    Poryg
    Jan 21, 2019
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  29. samkfj
    samkfj
    Jenny is gorgeous, and I think am okay--but I think if we had a baby girl, she would be beautiful.
    Jan 21, 2019
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  30. samkfj
    samkfj
    Oh yeah--I'd be the scary dad. But--I'd also wanna be the dad all her high school girl friends want to meet because I'd be ultra sexy.
    Jan 21, 2019
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  31. Poryg
    Poryg
    And you'd date them? :p
    Jan 21, 2019
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  32. samkfj
    samkfj
    Of course not--then I'd have a scary German woman after me, and probably a scary Texan/German daughter too.
    Jan 21, 2019
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