Comments on Profile Post by standardplayer

I always had it on good authority from Mr. Fred Flintstone that brontosaurus burgers were on point.

Haha I think bronto would be good, I'd like to try pterodactyl. I know it would be gamey, but I think I could work with the natural flavors

They all taste like chicken.

I've always been a fan of lean meats. Raptor jerky would probably have been tasty.

@bgillisp science would have us believe so. I'd set up a cross-time supply chain and rule KFC.
@NinjaKittyProductions same as above, but with Jack Links

Could be an epically funky rpg character..
"Armed with a time travelling grill machine, and a hunger for tasty dinosaur steaks..."

I'll pass--just gimme an unsweet tea--rex.

Also: https://i.redd.it/xgf9cmefi8yz.jpg

I actually do have a character in my game that loves good food, so sometimes after a battle against something that you can eat he will make wisecracks about how you should cook it.

Oooh--sample?

Here's one: Now that we've defeated the mushrooms,
let's see how they taste. Let's see, broiled
or fried?

Of course, turns out they are poisonous, and thankfully someone in the party stops him before he actually does eat them.

Brilliant. I hope he said something awesome after they smacked them outta his hand--like "Well you're not a very fun--guy"