Comments on Profile Post by standardplayer

  1. BadLittleSeed
    BadLittleSeed
    I always had it on good authority from Mr. Fred Flintstone that brontosaurus burgers were on point.
    Jan 27, 2019
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  2. standardplayer
    standardplayer
    Haha I think bronto would be good, I'd like to try pterodactyl. I know it would be gamey, but I think I could work with the natural flavors
    Jan 27, 2019
  3. bgillisp
    bgillisp
    They all taste like chicken.
    Jan 27, 2019
  4. NinjaKittyProductions
    NinjaKittyProductions
    I've always been a fan of lean meats. Raptor jerky would probably have been tasty.
    Jan 27, 2019
  5. standardplayer
    standardplayer
    Jan 27, 2019
  6. Sauteed_Onion
    Sauteed_Onion
    Could be an epically funky rpg character..
    "Armed with a time travelling grill machine, and a hunger for tasty dinosaur steaks..."
    Jan 27, 2019
  7. samkfj
    samkfj
    Jan 27, 2019
  8. bgillisp
    bgillisp
    I actually do have a character in my game that loves good food, so sometimes after a battle against something that you can eat he will make wisecracks about how you should cook it.
    Jan 27, 2019
  9. samkfj
    samkfj
    Oooh--sample?
    Jan 27, 2019
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  10. bgillisp
    bgillisp
    Here's one: Now that we've defeated the mushrooms,
    let's see how they taste. Let's see, broiled
    or fried?

    Of course, turns out they are poisonous, and thankfully someone in the party stops him before he actually does eat them.
    Jan 27, 2019
  11. samkfj
    samkfj
    Brilliant. I hope he said something awesome after they smacked them outta his hand--like "Well you're not a very fun--guy"
    Jan 27, 2019
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