Doesn't sound too much different from the part of New York state I live in.
Doesn’t sound too different than Detroit, either. XD
I thought only the latter existed!
I'm sorry that you have to live in Detroit.
And that's why I'm thinking about purchasing shoes with steel reinforced tip. These shoes are heavy enough to cause a dent in the body of the car. Gives a more satisfying feeling than slicing the colour with a key.
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