Sounds like a messy lesson
Waking up wet is not too bad. But when beer is in the open air for a long time, it starts to taste terrible... And smell even worse. And the smell is awful.
Yeah stale beer stinks... Next time finish your drink before dozing off
Or a fly could accidentally fell in
Flies are just extra nutrients, that ain't too bad. Not to mention, you can usually isolate them.
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