Comments on Profile Post by The Mighty Palm

  1. The Stranger
    The Stranger
    Your party now has the 'Bad Night's Sleep' debuff. Whether from noisy neighbours, sleeping funny, or having nightmares, you've had a bad night's sleep. All stats are lowered by 10%, you regained 0 HP and 0 MP.
    Oct 28, 2019
  2. Redeye
    Redeye
    If RPGs were more realistic, the main villain would try to blow up the inn while you were asleep. *inn chime plays* *explosion noise* *game over*
    Oct 28, 2019
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  3. standardplayer
    standardplayer
    If RPGs were more realistic, you'd have a hard time carrying around all that inventory.
    Oct 28, 2019
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  4. gstv87
    gstv87
    if RPGs were realistic, you'd be queued for a month before acquiring audience with the local lord, they'd ask you for your entire family lineage for background checking (which would probably lengthen *your* wait time, because you'd be a commoner), and you'll never become the local hero.
    Oct 28, 2019
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  5. bgillisp
    bgillisp
    If RPG's were realistic you'd be arrested for breaking and entering if you walked into a house that wasn't yours and you weren't invited.
    Oct 28, 2019
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  6. HexMozart88
    HexMozart88
    You'd be arrested for far more than breaking and entering.
    Oct 28, 2019
  7. gstv87
    gstv87
    if RPGs were realistic, you'd be crapping your way to the next town due to all those concoctions of herbs and weird ingredients you drank.
    Oct 28, 2019
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  8. bgillisp
    bgillisp
    True. Also if they were more realistic you'd be KO'd on one hit most likely. Most sword fights are over once someone slices you with that sword once.

    Or at minimum your to hit would take a huge dip Hard to fight back when you're trying to not bleed to death!
    Oct 28, 2019